I am a twilight Fan, Well of the films and I really love the way you put this Review Together I have to say I HATE the Stephenie Meyer She Just cares about herself, Never about her fans But Sparkly Vampires? Omfg LOL But Robert Patz, Kristen stewart and Taylor Lautner IM sick of people taking the piss out of Them WHY not Stephenie meyer, And i might sound like a stupid teen but, meh I couldnt give to fucks But In parts of this review I totally agress with you.
The thing with twilight is the series kept on controdicting itself. The author completly break the rules of the world she set up. If you think this book is bad read newmoon. It shows just how much logic the author has which btw is none. Even if vampires sparckle to the common public sparkly doesnt equal vampire. Edward would have had to bite someone to reaveal himself to the world
twilight is much like Frieza both get more terrifying for each stage they take the difference is, Frieza is a compelling character where as the characters from twilight they are about as compelling as a freshly baked potato.
A problem I had with the book that wasn't addressed is that Stephanie Meyer feels the need to describe everything in great detail. So what if the vampires don't show until halfway through the book? At least I get a "fascinating" description of Bella's truck that takes a page or two to describe. When I read a book, I like to get involved and imagine what things look like. You can't do that with Twilight because she's not a good enough writer to leave some details to the readers' imaginations.
this is where i wish i saw this review of the book long before i went to see the movie (because i saw the movie before reading the book). and way long before i lost a bet with my friend who claimed that it was a great book, and knew i liked vampires made a bet with me that if she wins i had to read the entire twilight series.
yeah you should know how that went i lost miserably to her and read the entire fail that is twilight and i am still pissed about that.
PERFECT review. Just so ya know, the sequel is so ridiculously unbelievable in terms of the romantic aspects that I couldn't bring myself to finish it when I was a quarter of the way through.
Honestly i loved the first book. I thought Twilight was that perfect suspesful romance where you had to keep reading and loved Edward and the rest of the Vampires. I feel after i read all the series and saw the movies i had a bit of resent, but to me Twilight is a perfect simple romance. Whats annoying is all the twilight rip offs, this was original, but now it loses that charm. I know its uncool to like it now, but Twilight is one of the best romances i'v read(not the others in the series)
@anime0pop If that's true I truely and deeply feel sorry for you.
Rip offs? Are you talking about True Blood and The Vampire Diaries? Both of which were written long before Twilight. Or maybe you mean Buffy The Vampire Slayer......oh wait that was about 10 years before Twilight. Oh you must mean Lost Boys.....no that was twenty years before Twilight. So....ya what rip offs are you talking about? Twilight has not a bit of originality and is the most immoral disgusting "romance" I've ever seen
@blowshimselfupdude No when i say rip offs i thought it obviously implied books before. Wtf? When i say rip offs i mean those NEW books that are out with vampires and wear wolves. Twilight, regardless if you like it or not is original to its style because there wen't any books before that that were like this specifically. If this is the most desgusting and immoral romance, sorry that you cant handle a teen book. Maybe you should stick to children stories. I like the first one, big deal.
@anime0pop WHAT NEW BOOKS!?! Name something. The only things I can think of came out before Twilight.
I have to assume your 12 because you think Twilight is original and because you can't see how disgusting it is. It's not about it being "a teen book" It's one think to write something with a fucked up disgusting love story. It's another thing to write it and act like it's a true love story. And if you honestly can't see that I'm very scared for you dating anyone. You will end up abused.
@anime0pop WHAT NEW BOOKS!?! Name something. I have to assume your 12 because you think Twilight is original and because you can't see how disgusting it is. It's not about it being "a teen book" It's one think to write something with a fucked up disgusting love story. It's another thing to write it and act like it's a true love story. And if you honestly can't see that I'm very scared for you dating anyone.
@blowshimselfupdude I have to assume you're 12 if you can't handle reading a teen novel. If this book and the romance disturbs you so much, sorry to say that so many books arn't regular life child problems. This book isn't supposed to be some everyday happening love story. Its supposed to be supernatural and different. I can't believe you can't seperate the 2. If you can't handle supernatural books, don't read it if it repulses you too much. Sorry you can't handle reading a book.
@anime0pop Wow ok so you really are twelve and can't see how bad this is. First off I've read The Vampire Chronicles where Lestat sleeps with his step mom. But the POINT there is that vampires aren't bound by the taboos of humans.
HERE on the other hand it's a story about a pedophile who stalks a girl only likes her because she smells nice and she only likes him because he's hot. And this is all played straight faced as if this is the real deal. There's no hint of irony.
@blowshimselfupdude What are you even talking about, stay on topic. Each book has a different way to define what a vampire is "bound to" or not. Not one books makes the rules for all....common sence. And the books isn't supposed to be ironic in any way. In fact its straight foward. Yeah what you said is true about their relationship, glad you can summerize, but so? Who are you to say what type of attraction is right or wrong. Although it was more to that then looks and smell. Did u even read it.
@blowshimselfupdude Based on what? The fact that i read a book and liked it? Or the fact i can differate realistic romance and supernatural romance? Sorry buddy, but if this is what you base insanity on, you need help.
@anime0pop Sorry kid, but it doesnt matter if you like Twilight or not. its not original. There is NOTHING, that wasnt made before and better (except that sparkling nonsence). I mean seriously.The basic idea is cliche as hell. The story itself is actually kind of original, but it still sucks. Bella is selfish, weak, stupid, evil person and total Mary Sue. Edward, aside from being pretty and Luis rip off, is manipulative, overprotective stalker.
@Ikarosus I do read a lot, but whats so bad if i like the first book? So my mistake for saying its not original, but its what brought the whole vampire wear wolf thing to its popularity and now has tons of books imitating characters, plot ect. Who cares if i like the first book? I thought it was good. As for the character analysis, Bella didnt really bother me until the second book and so on, but its not going to change that i like the first and dislike the others.
First of all, Its okay, if you liked it, you have right on your opinion. The reason, why I have problem with the popularity of this series is, that there have been SO many books, movies, even comics, that deals with the same topics and ideas, and they did much better job.
I guess there have been a lot of rip offs of Twilight, but so far everything I have seen, that is suppose to rip off Twiligh somehow, have been either made before, or its so superior it doesnt really matter.
@anime0pop sorry but if that is the best romance you ever read you either have no idea about romance or you haven't read much. Twilight is no romance. It has nothing to do with love or anything romantic. It's about a horny teenager who falls for a guy because he's dangerous, good looking and mysterious (which teenagers think is love but adults know it's just bein horny) and an immortal asshole who stalks a girl because she smells tasty and kills endagered animals but calls himself vegetarian
@Wurzelknecht I never said it was the best romance I ever read, but who cares if I like it? I thought it was corny and cute. Even though it may be love for no reason it was kind of the first book to have something like that (populariy wise, not that there arn't any like that before, but the increase of it after.) I think the series should have stopped after the first book and I think because it didn't and because of the popularity everyone became so critical, but I don't really care...
I used to like the serious, but I don't know why. Now that I write myself, I know that her writing is completely horrible. Does Stephenie Meyer even know what a thesaurus is? I have under 2,000 words of my first novel started, and I've used more than 10 times as many synonyms than she used in all of the books put together! And I'm 15!
I think, being 17, you clearly don't know what "love" is. All people do not come together for the same reasons. There are many, many different people with many, many different types of attraction, romance, and "love."
And your dictionary definition of "love" is not exactly... I'll say "insightful" to be kind.
I really hope you've grown up a lot since you made this video.
@xJoeEDangerouslyx ? This is writing. Everything is spelled out for you. Saying that Edward is beautiful, sparkling, smoldering ext isn't love. They feel in love so insanely fast for no real reason. Obviously you don't know anything about love and need to grow. There love is based off looks and saying vague confusing things to one another. True live takes time to build and grow and is based off emotional connection. How can you even say a book could know what love is? Especially this crap
why do justin bieber become so famous? the answer for that question is the answer for why this book become so success... the world just full with morons now...
Or you could explain to the world's philosophers, sociologists, historians, authors, and everyone else how what they think of as love is wrong. Or so says some jackoff kid on YouTube.
Because what you think of as love must be love, right? It's not like "love" is just some nebulous concept that has been confounding man since the dawn of the species, it's a static palpable thing that has a static definition. Like "car" or "window."
Right?
You're really an idiot. It's actually embarrassing.
@xJoeEDangerouslyx Ok, love is subjective, and his definition of love is maybe just his opinion.
But those two characters are in a actual relationship. And if you are in a serious relationship, than you should have better reason for it, especially if you are so fixated on that person, that you are willing to kill yourself, if you cant be with that person. Both main characters are.
What makes you think your definition is good?
And does it change the fact, that this series sucks?
1. There often aren't logical reasons for two people to be in love.
2. A vampire isn't actually a real thing, so it can be whatever you want it to be.
3. You don't need to get so angry about other people liking the book. If it's pleased so many people, so what if it wasn't for you? It's done it's job.
4. The book is fictional. This means not everything has to be the way it is in real life. Including love and how teenagers act.
@Ikarosus 1. How do you know Bella is in love with Edward because he is pretty. There could be under lying reasons, illogical reasons. It's up to interpretation, like a lot of creative things in this world.
2. You could do that. It would be an interpretation. Again, "what if vampires were like this?" Who made up the rules? Breaking them is what makes a story different to all the others.
3. These people are obviously extremely weak minded.
@originalcolours 1. I base my opinion on what she said and what she does.
2. No. Those rules are here, to define when it is that thing and when its not. Yes, they are fictional, but the word "vampire" is real. If you break those rules, you cant use that word.
3. 90% of those, who likes this series are very weak minded.
4. This is very stupid logic. Unless there is said its not, it just is. Also, S. M. said herself that this is serious love story, and its not supposed to be escapism.
Thank you for your opinion. I can see what you're saying, but I still stick to what I have said. It's down to how you interpret the story.. Lots of people have got something out of reading/watching Twilight. Have you heard that saying that if a film provokes emotion, then it has been a success? This is what I am basing my opinion on, whether that emotion be anger of the stupidity of the author! I'm going to say this now, that I am not such a fan of Twilight either.. but that's just my opinion.
@originalcolours Yes, I have heard that. Yes, good story should make you care. Problem is, that the reason why Twilight provokes emotions in those people is, that there are 4 kinds of Twiight fans:
1. Those, who havent read other stories, that deal with the same topics and dont suck.
2. Those, who shut their brains of, when they read/watch Twilight (automaticly or knowingly).
3. Complete morons.
4. Those, who refuse to see how idiotic the plot and series itself is.
@originalcolours - Books/movies have to be grounded somewhat in reality even if they are set in fantasy. Re. your #2 point - yes, vamps are fictional characters but they have characteristics that make them vamps. You cannot create a character that looks like a T.Rex w/3 horns on its head and call it a unicorn. As for your #1 point - love can be illogical but what Bella & Edward have cannot be called love -- infatuation is a more apt description of it.
@maying38 1. Who says books/movies have to be grounded in reality?
2. Who made up the characteristics of a vampire? Twilight is just an interpretation of it. It's saying "what if vampires were like this?" It's a different view on vampires, that's what makes it different.
3. Whoever said that it wasn't just infatuation? In the book, Bella believes she is in love with Edward, but this doesn't mean she is. It's accurate because often teenage girls do believe they are in love when they are not.
@originalcolours - Books/movies have to be grounded for people to be able to relate to them. It doesn't mean that one cannot make up worlds and characters BUT logic cannot be thrown out entirely. That is what I mean when I said that books and/or movies have to be grounded to reality. Yes, one can have their own interpretation of vampires but Meyer's should have said that. Instead she states that she has never did research with regards to vamp mythos.
@originalcolours Twilight is causing relationships to be in trouble, it gives a shallow point of view of romance that people gullible tweens are starting to follow, and it influences film makers/authors to follow this terrible formula to make more shitty movies/books that idiots will watch/read. That's why it's bad that people like Twilight. It gives our pop culture a bad image.
I'm a teenage girl and I have NEVER finished the series nor watched the movies and frankly I don't plan to. I admit I read 26 pages and closed my book. I could already tell it was shallow. She said she got the plot from a dream it should take months and years of diligent planning and creativity to make a decent novel never the less an amazing one.
Edward the faggot "vampire" brutally murdering bambi and teary open his fucking throat - best scene in twilight. And it's AAAAAAALLLLLLLL downhill from there!
First of all, you actually didnt explained why you dont like it, you just said that its bad. I can write pretty much exactly the same thing about anything else, what I dont like.
And there are many stories, what were also more about emotions and beautiful side of vampires, yet writers were still able to stay truthfull to the vampire mythos and make it enjoyable for people who want something more.
@94GuitarLord On the other hand, I agree, not having sex and violence in vampire story, is just idiotic. Vampires were ALWAYS violent, and they are actually a metaphor for sex.
@straightpimpincowboy If you think, that this is love, than YOU have obviously never been in love, and I hope that you are less than 25 years old, and that you will one day find true love and realise what it means. Because it definitly doesnt means "Oh, I dont know anything about him, but he is so gorgeus, I love him".
Wait this was her first book? ...It’s awful, which yes isn't to surprising, but seriously? It’s sold so much. I know personal (trying not being egotistic) I can write something better than this... Kind of makes me want to become a writer. ^.^’
Meyer can't write worth a damn. She couldn't even write to save her fucking life. I hate this story so much, that I want to send the books to the dark side of the moon.
Bella could have been so much better if she took a more active role in the book and at least TRIED to have fought back James or even in New Moon when the other group of vampires tried to attack her, instead of choosing to hide up in the mountains and use forgotting a jacket as a excuse to have Edward and Jacob cockfighting over her, she could have gotten some weapons (even practical everyday objects that could kill vampires) and fought along side those protecting her.
@Ikarosus Exactly, and but it doesn't have to take a feminist to point that out, its basically Bella learning to fight her own battles, which is something everyone has to learn sooner or later in life. Those vampires came for her and she just lets Jacob's pack and Ed's Covern do the dirty work for her so she wouldn't have to face them. How much do you want to bet those other werewolves never even knew her or that she cared what orphans and widows were going to be left behind afterwards?
Suprisingly, the reason I picked up Twilight was because I thought it was going to be like Blood and Chocolate also. :) I am an AVID fan of vampires. Because they have a sort of gothic, tragic underlining to them. Edward is NOT a vampire. He is more like a canivorous fairy at best. (I have no problems with fairies either) But i agree whole heartedly, having read all FOUR books and was curious enough to sit through the first film. HORRIBLE!
Twilight is retarded. Its full of sparkly gay pedophile vampires and billions of ab muscle dogs. And the worst part of it? My dad is making a movie. The guy who plays Jacob is gonna be one of the actors. My life is officially over.
@Flygonair I guess it's ok. The movies aren't half as shitty as the books, mainly because they are shorter and because you don't have to suffer through Bella as a Narrator of the story. She is the most horrible female character ever created and having her tell the story is like ripping your fingernails out in slow motion. The movies at least are good for a laugh.
I tried reading through a couple pages of it,but just couldn't do it. all it was was Bella whining about how miserable it is to live in Forks. ugh. and there was one point where Bella says,"oh well. At least I'm pretty."
Wow. Really. yeah,thats a really good message for teenage girls(sarcasm).
@70MSwarrior I didn't read them all,one of my cousins who forced themselves to read the whole thing told me about it,and it immediately filled me with disgust. How in the fuck do you put something like that in a book aimed towards teenage girls?
the romance is just as well writen as the one in attack of the clones.. and that is really bad. only thing that they culd have done with reasons what they had is fuck like rabbits.
Myself...I'd take twilight over blood and chocolate. >< That's just me, I didn't like that book at all...silver kiss would be a good comparison, though. ^^ That was a good vampire novel with romance (same author as blood and chocolate).
The romance in Twilight was REALLY forced. I thought that there wasn't any chemistry at all, if she didn't tell you that she loved Edward every other page, you wouldn't know. I think that the series would have (maybe) been salvageable if she'd gone with Jacob.
Beautifully put and well expressed. Heck, your anger inspired rant is better than 90% of the prose in "Twilight."
Funny fact - the reason why this interpretation of love feels wrong is because it has very heavy mormon leanings. Imagine the two kids that fell in love at bible camp, except one's a goth = pretty much the same thing as twilight.
Anyone else think it's creepy to go to high school when you're over a hundred? Like, are you trying to meet 14-year old girls? Seems like it. And then he watches her sleep. How is that NOT rapey? And she's a fuckin' teenager! Why all this love for a pedophile vampire? Seriously, people.
Twilight shoud have been more daring. Make Edward a girl vampire, make her a lesbian. Fix the writing, fix the romance on so many levels, make the characters far more realistic, humanize the vampires so you actually get suspense if they get into a fight, and DON'T MAKE THE VAMPIRES SPARKLE and MAYBE I would give Twilight more of a chance... I so agree with you on every level!
am I the only one who thinks the company got the cover idea from that Allstate "You're in good hands" thing? I don't know I saw the symbol and just thought the twilight company got away with it by putting an apple in the pic
that was a whole new point of vampire stories. so guess u don't have to be that mad at this. even it's stupid, childish people still love it.. In my case I don't like the whole story what I like from this book is that twilight us weird.
That is a very good point, Mr. Blowshimselfupdude. There is a difference between teenage emotion and emotional exploitation. The people who enjoy the book and the movie are just as emotionally shallow as the author! Lust does not equal love!
I have tried to read this book - but I just couldn't. I hate Bella, so much. It's sad that people like Stephenie Meyer get published. You said everything perfectly.
Honestly, I don't like vampires going out in the sun. That is the only downfall I think there should be to being a vampire, honestly. ...sparkling... -_-
This review was great. You are spot on with everything and I wish people weren't so dumb.
FYI: Stephenie Meyer got the idea for this book from a dream she had.
You know what my friend has all the HORRIBLE TERRIBLE INSPIRATIONS from these : TWILIGHT & ERAGON.
She knows I LOVE HER, but she just CANNOT because of that shitty Stephnie Meyer's TWILIGHT and ERAGON.
Please help me! Please LORD understand her that the authors suck, are an epic fail, don't deserve to get the stupid fame. Just MURDER THEM DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, I hate Twilight. I hate the story, I hate the characters, I hate the non-existing logic, and I hate, hate, HATE the crazy Twitard fangirls who think Twilight is real and amazing and all that bullcrap. Nice review.
Twilight had an amazing plot. It's just in the wrong genre. It shouldn't be in the Romance section. It should be in the Psychological Horror section, because everyone in the whole God-awful book has some sort of mental problem. Edward wants to kill and eat Bella, while Bella is in love with him. It's obsessive. Stupid, Bullshit, Psychopathic crap. And it's an insult comparing Pride and Prejudice, Romeo and Juliet, Wuthering Heights, A Midsummer's Night Dream to Twilight.
Twilight is nothing more than vaginal fluid romance. I personally hate romance, but I can respect it when it is well written. So if you want to read a story of love, go ahead; but for god's sake, whatever you do, make sure you read something that's designed to do a little more than get you soaking wet.
That was BEAUTIFUL! I mean it! I agree about with your opinions. I mean if there is a boy I like don't completely isolate my friends and I like a boy because of thier personalities. I'm not saying they shouldn't have good hygene but I'd rather have a not a good looking guy then EDWARD! My mom is 39 and she knows what love means! And you CAN'T relate to any of the characters. I mean who tries to KILL themself if someone left them. NOBODY! I feel bad for Stephanie's husband! :( Thnx 4 ur opinion
Stephenie Meyer seriously has NO respect for vampires! She completely ruined them! Vampires sparkle?.... seriously?.... No fangs?.... How are they suppose to drink blood? They need fangs for that. Even though fangs aren't pretty... Ho hum....
@daisyhinojosa23 Considering vampires don't exist, I think it's a matter-of-opinion how you think of vampires...
And I don't understand why you need fangs to drink blood...
No respect for vampires? They don't exist. They are fictional. You can make them however you want them. One of the perks of writing is you get to use your imagination...
HATER!!!
thelegomaster97 1 week ago
I'm wearing my
"And then Buffy staked Edward,THE END!"
shirt today as a protest to this piece of shit movie and valentine's day!
TekkamanBlade4ever 1 week ago
@chrisx665 Yes! watch The Vampire Diaries, It is much better :)
EsmePierce 2 weeks ago
I am a twilight Fan, Well of the films and I really love the way you put this Review Together I have to say I HATE the Stephenie Meyer She Just cares about herself, Never about her fans But Sparkly Vampires? Omfg LOL But Robert Patz, Kristen stewart and Taylor Lautner IM sick of people taking the piss out of Them WHY not Stephenie meyer, And i might sound like a stupid teen but, meh I couldnt give to fucks But In parts of this review I totally agress with you.
EsmePierce 2 weeks ago
check this twilight review out its super funny - youtube.com/watch?v=LFB2vKy7Lh0
beginnersbeautyblog 1 month ago
yeah blood and chocolate was epic shame the film was so god awful :/ but the book was fab XD
dragoon650 1 month ago
The thing with twilight is the series kept on controdicting itself. The author completly break the rules of the world she set up. If you think this book is bad read newmoon. It shows just how much logic the author has which btw is none. Even if vampires sparckle to the common public sparkly doesnt equal vampire. Edward would have had to bite someone to reaveal himself to the world
peacefulinvasion 2 months ago
Stephenie Meyer is 37.
mugiwaraboshi37 2 months ago
@mugiwaraboshi37 She may as wlel be 46. Being mormon ages you like a dog, and heaven knows she's THE grade-A bitch.
aero1315 2 months ago
C'mon everyone, if we all donate a dollar maybe we can hire a hitman...
crayzbotzz700 2 months ago
@crayzbotzz700
If you tell me where to send it, I'll donate five.
SLPIFan 2 months ago
@crayzbotzz700 What?
prime465 1 month ago
Dude, when you brought up the fact that the so-called "vampires" glitter...I was literally on the verge of tears. God! I hate this book!
OwlEye2010 3 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude Preach it brother!
alexander3062 3 months ago
Worst movie I saw in my life! Boring plot, bad acting, shit effects, AWFUL ROMANCE!!, I can go on.....
MrWolfmanjack1 3 months ago
wow and my sister Erica read this
Orcabro95 4 months ago
twilight is much like Frieza both get more terrifying for each stage they take the difference is, Frieza is a compelling character where as the characters from twilight they are about as compelling as a freshly baked potato.
crypto457 4 months ago
A problem I had with the book that wasn't addressed is that Stephanie Meyer feels the need to describe everything in great detail. So what if the vampires don't show until halfway through the book? At least I get a "fascinating" description of Bella's truck that takes a page or two to describe. When I read a book, I like to get involved and imagine what things look like. You can't do that with Twilight because she's not a good enough writer to leave some details to the readers' imaginations.
OtherGuy931 4 months ago
Yay for Blood and Chocolate! Best werewolf/romance novel EVER!!!
bloodyrose10101 4 months ago
this is where i wish i saw this review of the book long before i went to see the movie (because i saw the movie before reading the book). and way long before i lost a bet with my friend who claimed that it was a great book, and knew i liked vampires made a bet with me that if she wins i had to read the entire twilight series.
yeah you should know how that went i lost miserably to her and read the entire fail that is twilight and i am still pissed about that.
TheBookwurm82 5 months ago
PERFECT review. Just so ya know, the sequel is so ridiculously unbelievable in terms of the romantic aspects that I couldn't bring myself to finish it when I was a quarter of the way through.
bobx9000 5 months ago
Honestly i loved the first book. I thought Twilight was that perfect suspesful romance where you had to keep reading and loved Edward and the rest of the Vampires. I feel after i read all the series and saw the movies i had a bit of resent, but to me Twilight is a perfect simple romance. Whats annoying is all the twilight rip offs, this was original, but now it loses that charm. I know its uncool to like it now, but Twilight is one of the best romances i'v read(not the others in the series)
anime0pop 6 months ago
@anime0pop If that's true I truely and deeply feel sorry for you.
Rip offs? Are you talking about True Blood and The Vampire Diaries? Both of which were written long before Twilight. Or maybe you mean Buffy The Vampire Slayer......oh wait that was about 10 years before Twilight. Oh you must mean Lost Boys.....no that was twenty years before Twilight. So....ya what rip offs are you talking about? Twilight has not a bit of originality and is the most immoral disgusting "romance" I've ever seen
blowshimselfupdude 6 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude No when i say rip offs i thought it obviously implied books before. Wtf? When i say rip offs i mean those NEW books that are out with vampires and wear wolves. Twilight, regardless if you like it or not is original to its style because there wen't any books before that that were like this specifically. If this is the most desgusting and immoral romance, sorry that you cant handle a teen book. Maybe you should stick to children stories. I like the first one, big deal.
anime0pop 6 months ago 3
@anime0pop WHAT NEW BOOKS!?! Name something. The only things I can think of came out before Twilight.
I have to assume your 12 because you think Twilight is original and because you can't see how disgusting it is. It's not about it being "a teen book" It's one think to write something with a fucked up disgusting love story. It's another thing to write it and act like it's a true love story. And if you honestly can't see that I'm very scared for you dating anyone. You will end up abused.
blowshimselfupdude 6 months ago
@anime0pop WHAT NEW BOOKS!?! Name something. I have to assume your 12 because you think Twilight is original and because you can't see how disgusting it is. It's not about it being "a teen book" It's one think to write something with a fucked up disgusting love story. It's another thing to write it and act like it's a true love story. And if you honestly can't see that I'm very scared for you dating anyone.
blowshimselfupdude 6 months ago 2
@blowshimselfupdude I have to assume you're 12 if you can't handle reading a teen novel. If this book and the romance disturbs you so much, sorry to say that so many books arn't regular life child problems. This book isn't supposed to be some everyday happening love story. Its supposed to be supernatural and different. I can't believe you can't seperate the 2. If you can't handle supernatural books, don't read it if it repulses you too much. Sorry you can't handle reading a book.
anime0pop 6 months ago
@anime0pop Wow ok so you really are twelve and can't see how bad this is. First off I've read The Vampire Chronicles where Lestat sleeps with his step mom. But the POINT there is that vampires aren't bound by the taboos of humans.
HERE on the other hand it's a story about a pedophile who stalks a girl only likes her because she smells nice and she only likes him because he's hot. And this is all played straight faced as if this is the real deal. There's no hint of irony.
blowshimselfupdude 6 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude What are you even talking about, stay on topic. Each book has a different way to define what a vampire is "bound to" or not. Not one books makes the rules for all....common sence. And the books isn't supposed to be ironic in any way. In fact its straight foward. Yeah what you said is true about their relationship, glad you can summerize, but so? Who are you to say what type of attraction is right or wrong. Although it was more to that then looks and smell. Did u even read it.
anime0pop 6 months ago
@anime0pop I'm just going to bid you and your eventual absuive boyfriend adieu. Because you are certifiably insane.
blowshimselfupdude 6 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude Based on what? The fact that i read a book and liked it? Or the fact i can differate realistic romance and supernatural romance? Sorry buddy, but if this is what you base insanity on, you need help.
anime0pop 6 months ago
@anime0pop Read the Blood and Chocolate.
Benubenusus 6 months ago
@anime0pop Sorry kid, but it doesnt matter if you like Twilight or not. its not original. There is NOTHING, that wasnt made before and better (except that sparkling nonsence). I mean seriously.The basic idea is cliche as hell. The story itself is actually kind of original, but it still sucks. Bella is selfish, weak, stupid, evil person and total Mary Sue. Edward, aside from being pretty and Luis rip off, is manipulative, overprotective stalker.
Grow up and read some real supernatural romance.
Ikarosus 6 months ago
@Ikarosus I do read a lot, but whats so bad if i like the first book? So my mistake for saying its not original, but its what brought the whole vampire wear wolf thing to its popularity and now has tons of books imitating characters, plot ect. Who cares if i like the first book? I thought it was good. As for the character analysis, Bella didnt really bother me until the second book and so on, but its not going to change that i like the first and dislike the others.
You people need to chill.
anime0pop 6 months ago
@anime0pop
First of all, Its okay, if you liked it, you have right on your opinion. The reason, why I have problem with the popularity of this series is, that there have been SO many books, movies, even comics, that deals with the same topics and ideas, and they did much better job.
I guess there have been a lot of rip offs of Twilight, but so far everything I have seen, that is suppose to rip off Twiligh somehow, have been either made before, or its so superior it doesnt really matter.
Ikarosus 6 months ago
@anime0pop sorry but if that is the best romance you ever read you either have no idea about romance or you haven't read much. Twilight is no romance. It has nothing to do with love or anything romantic. It's about a horny teenager who falls for a guy because he's dangerous, good looking and mysterious (which teenagers think is love but adults know it's just bein horny) and an immortal asshole who stalks a girl because she smells tasty and kills endagered animals but calls himself vegetarian
Wurzelknecht 2 months ago
@Wurzelknecht I never said it was the best romance I ever read, but who cares if I like it? I thought it was corny and cute. Even though it may be love for no reason it was kind of the first book to have something like that (populariy wise, not that there arn't any like that before, but the increase of it after.) I think the series should have stopped after the first book and I think because it didn't and because of the popularity everyone became so critical, but I don't really care...
anime0pop 2 months ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................
NonstopRam 7 months ago
Or they could of made Edward rip Bella's arms off and drink her dry till she dies and stay true to the vampire mythos
H4R1K4R1 7 months ago
Blood & Chocolate <3
And haha you're right about Twilight dude.
A7xEmma 7 months ago
Anyone seen any video reviews or read any online reviews about the e-book
April Curran Meets the Vampire of Crimson Cove High School?
TwiVampFan 7 months ago
I used to like the serious, but I don't know why. Now that I write myself, I know that her writing is completely horrible. Does Stephenie Meyer even know what a thesaurus is? I have under 2,000 words of my first novel started, and I've used more than 10 times as many synonyms than she used in all of the books put together! And I'm 15!
cky297 7 months ago 3
hahaha you should read Breaking Dawn! Next to it Twilight looks like a timeless classic.
jskproductions1 8 months ago
I think, being 17, you clearly don't know what "love" is. All people do not come together for the same reasons. There are many, many different people with many, many different types of attraction, romance, and "love."
And your dictionary definition of "love" is not exactly... I'll say "insightful" to be kind.
I really hope you've grown up a lot since you made this video.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 8 months ago
@xJoeEDangerouslyx ? This is writing. Everything is spelled out for you. Saying that Edward is beautiful, sparkling, smoldering ext isn't love. They feel in love so insanely fast for no real reason. Obviously you don't know anything about love and need to grow. There love is based off looks and saying vague confusing things to one another. True live takes time to build and grow and is based off emotional connection. How can you even say a book could know what love is? Especially this crap
jskproductions1 8 months ago 2
why do justin bieber become so famous? the answer for that question is the answer for why this book become so success... the world just full with morons now...
sacrosanctSUn 8 months ago
Or you could explain to the world's philosophers, sociologists, historians, authors, and everyone else how what they think of as love is wrong. Or so says some jackoff kid on YouTube.
Because what you think of as love must be love, right? It's not like "love" is just some nebulous concept that has been confounding man since the dawn of the species, it's a static palpable thing that has a static definition. Like "car" or "window."
Right?
You're really an idiot. It's actually embarrassing.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 8 months ago
@xJoeEDangerouslyx Ok, love is subjective, and his definition of love is maybe just his opinion.
But those two characters are in a actual relationship. And if you are in a serious relationship, than you should have better reason for it, especially if you are so fixated on that person, that you are willing to kill yourself, if you cant be with that person. Both main characters are.
What makes you think your definition is good?
And does it change the fact, that this series sucks?
Ikarosus 8 months ago 12
well said man ;) i needed to watch a review like that :D
GmRebelliousV 8 months ago
Read Salem's Lot! Awesome vampire book by Stephen King
s0ulofblood 8 months ago
your only 17???
battaser 8 months ago
@battaser I was when I made this video.
blowshimselfupdude 8 months ago 7
@blowshimselfupdude ah
battaser 8 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude i wanted to kill all the characters
magnasupreme 7 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude i wanted to kill all the characters
the masturbate to them
magnasupreme 7 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude You got it right. They are horrible books.
a999op 7 months ago
@blowshimselfupdude dude watch vampire diaries its much better then twiliight
chrisx665 1 month ago
It's a fair review I think. I love vampires too and I just had to review after hearing you mention Carmilla .Good job.
StragusLore 9 months ago
1. There often aren't logical reasons for two people to be in love.
2. A vampire isn't actually a real thing, so it can be whatever you want it to be.
3. You don't need to get so angry about other people liking the book. If it's pleased so many people, so what if it wasn't for you? It's done it's job.
4. The book is fictional. This means not everything has to be the way it is in real life. Including love and how teenagers act.
originalcolours 9 months ago
@originalcolours lol smartass
battaser 8 months ago
@battaser Why thankyou ;)
originalcolours 8 months ago
@originalcolours 1. There i diffrence between ilogical reason and love "becuase hes pretty".
2. By your logic, I can make pink dogs that eat paper and call them vampires. Vampires are mythological creatures, there are rules about them.
3.This book gives people unrealistic depiction of relationship, which is dangerous for them and there are even divorces becaus of this crap.
4. This is retarded. This book is supposed to take place in real world, just with "vampires" and shifters.
Ikarosus 8 months ago
@Ikarosus 1. How do you know Bella is in love with Edward because he is pretty. There could be under lying reasons, illogical reasons. It's up to interpretation, like a lot of creative things in this world.
2. You could do that. It would be an interpretation. Again, "what if vampires were like this?" Who made up the rules? Breaking them is what makes a story different to all the others.
3. These people are obviously extremely weak minded.
4. Whoever said that?
originalcolours 8 months ago
@originalcolours 1. I base my opinion on what she said and what she does.
2. No. Those rules are here, to define when it is that thing and when its not. Yes, they are fictional, but the word "vampire" is real. If you break those rules, you cant use that word.
3. 90% of those, who likes this series are very weak minded.
4. This is very stupid logic. Unless there is said its not, it just is. Also, S. M. said herself that this is serious love story, and its not supposed to be escapism.
Ikarosus 8 months ago
Thank you for your opinion. I can see what you're saying, but I still stick to what I have said. It's down to how you interpret the story.. Lots of people have got something out of reading/watching Twilight. Have you heard that saying that if a film provokes emotion, then it has been a success? This is what I am basing my opinion on, whether that emotion be anger of the stupidity of the author! I'm going to say this now, that I am not such a fan of Twilight either.. but that's just my opinion.
originalcolours 8 months ago
@originalcolours Yes, I have heard that. Yes, good story should make you care. Problem is, that the reason why Twilight provokes emotions in those people is, that there are 4 kinds of Twiight fans:
1. Those, who havent read other stories, that deal with the same topics and dont suck.
2. Those, who shut their brains of, when they read/watch Twilight (automaticly or knowingly).
3. Complete morons.
4. Those, who refuse to see how idiotic the plot and series itself is.
I guess, you are 1. or 4.
Ikarosus 8 months ago
@originalcolours - Books/movies have to be grounded somewhat in reality even if they are set in fantasy. Re. your #2 point - yes, vamps are fictional characters but they have characteristics that make them vamps. You cannot create a character that looks like a T.Rex w/3 horns on its head and call it a unicorn. As for your #1 point - love can be illogical but what Bella & Edward have cannot be called love -- infatuation is a more apt description of it.
maying38 8 months ago
@maying38 1. Who says books/movies have to be grounded in reality?
2. Who made up the characteristics of a vampire? Twilight is just an interpretation of it. It's saying "what if vampires were like this?" It's a different view on vampires, that's what makes it different.
3. Whoever said that it wasn't just infatuation? In the book, Bella believes she is in love with Edward, but this doesn't mean she is. It's accurate because often teenage girls do believe they are in love when they are not.
originalcolours 8 months ago
@originalcolours - Books/movies have to be grounded for people to be able to relate to them. It doesn't mean that one cannot make up worlds and characters BUT logic cannot be thrown out entirely. That is what I mean when I said that books and/or movies have to be grounded to reality. Yes, one can have their own interpretation of vampires but Meyer's should have said that. Instead she states that she has never did research with regards to vamp mythos.
maying38 8 months ago
@originalcolours Twilight is causing relationships to be in trouble, it gives a shallow point of view of romance that people gullible tweens are starting to follow, and it influences film makers/authors to follow this terrible formula to make more shitty movies/books that idiots will watch/read. That's why it's bad that people like Twilight. It gives our pop culture a bad image.
AwsomeDudeReviews 8 months ago
I'm a teenage girl and I have NEVER finished the series nor watched the movies and frankly I don't plan to. I admit I read 26 pages and closed my book. I could already tell it was shallow. She said she got the plot from a dream it should take months and years of diligent planning and creativity to make a decent novel never the less an amazing one.
leah506 9 months ago
I've Never read Twilight and most likely never will.
DBZAOTA482 9 months ago
the movie makes it more obvious how awful this is
batmankixass 10 months ago
shes 37 years . stephine myers XD ugh.... Anyone can qwrite a better vampire tory!!!
KHMSeries20 10 months ago
YES ANOTHER CARMILA FAN! I Agree with you man about twilight. it's horrible.
KHMSeries20 10 months ago
Edward sees bella as a hamburger
Cookieechaan 11 months ago
If u like vampires try Cirque du freak series
Xgamerzwalkthrough 11 months ago
why give it a one?
tarkeke 11 months ago
@tarkeke On Amazon, its the worst possible rating.
Ikarosus 11 months ago
@Ikarosus lol okay then xD
tarkeke 11 months ago
6:04 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! nice rant though but that made me crack up XD
tarkeke 11 months ago
you suck!!
MrsVampire111 11 months ago
@MrsVampire111 He rocks.
Ikarosus 11 months ago
@MrsVampire111 no you suck for liking the movie!!!!
mrdecepticonleader 10 months ago
Edward the faggot "vampire" brutally murdering bambi and teary open his fucking throat - best scene in twilight. And it's AAAAAAALLLLLLLL downhill from there!
AjPuj 1 year ago
The problem with Twilight it spends to much fucking time with emoness, Vampires were cool when they were sexy and vicious.Not emo pussies
94GuitarLord 1 year ago 2
@94GuitarLord
Don't forget the actual drinking of human blood, or feeding off lifeforce of the living in general...
Lazeress98 1 year ago
@94GuitarLord As much as I hate Twilight, I must say, you just wrote the most cliche and not valid reason of not liking this series, ever.
Ikarosus 11 months ago
@Ikarosus Its still true
94GuitarLord 11 months ago
@94GuitarLord Not really.
First of all, you actually didnt explained why you dont like it, you just said that its bad. I can write pretty much exactly the same thing about anything else, what I dont like.
And there are many stories, what were also more about emotions and beautiful side of vampires, yet writers were still able to stay truthfull to the vampire mythos and make it enjoyable for people who want something more.
Ikarosus 11 months ago
@94GuitarLord On the other hand, I agree, not having sex and violence in vampire story, is just idiotic. Vampires were ALWAYS violent, and they are actually a metaphor for sex.
Ikarosus 11 months ago
Thank you for lambasting this terrible series. Potter rules! Twilight fails!
bhappy310 1 year ago
@straightpimpincowboy If you think, that this is love, than YOU have obviously never been in love, and I hope that you are less than 25 years old, and that you will one day find true love and realise what it means. Because it definitly doesnt means "Oh, I dont know anything about him, but he is so gorgeus, I love him".
PS: Twilight sucks.
Ikarosus 1 year ago
I you like Vampire Books we just opened up a new website dedicated to Vampire Books:
VampireBooksClub [ dot ] com
We hope you like it :)=
VampireBooksClub 1 year ago
You are a very insightful, not to mention funny, teenager.
dXoverdteqprogress 1 year ago
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!" That solidified this review lmao.
AAC1990 1 year ago
Wait this was her first book? ...It’s awful, which yes isn't to surprising, but seriously? It’s sold so much. I know personal (trying not being egotistic) I can write something better than this... Kind of makes me want to become a writer. ^.^’
IINesasta 1 year ago
Thanks for saying what you did, I agree with you 100%.
RedBaronTDL 1 year ago
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snooki93 1 year ago
I used to be a fan but then I found out how phony the love was. Now when I tried to read it again, all I saw was selfish and conceited it was.
KaelynCav198 1 year ago
the author is 37.
MrMatto91 1 year ago
Vampire+Sparkle=GAY
MrMatto91 1 year ago
Meyer can't write worth a damn. She couldn't even write to save her fucking life. I hate this story so much, that I want to send the books to the dark side of the moon.
TheUnknownAvenger 1 year ago
ur awesome
peglegmegg16 1 year ago
Bella could have been so much better if she took a more active role in the book and at least TRIED to have fought back James or even in New Moon when the other group of vampires tried to attack her, instead of choosing to hide up in the mountains and use forgotting a jacket as a excuse to have Edward and Jacob cockfighting over her, she could have gotten some weapons (even practical everyday objects that could kill vampires) and fought along side those protecting her.
sillygrl23 1 year ago
@sillygrl23 Totally agree. Those Twitard teenage girls should buy dictionary and find meaning of term feminism.
Ikarosus 1 year ago
@Ikarosus Exactly, and but it doesn't have to take a feminist to point that out, its basically Bella learning to fight her own battles, which is something everyone has to learn sooner or later in life. Those vampires came for her and she just lets Jacob's pack and Ed's Covern do the dirty work for her so she wouldn't have to face them. How much do you want to bet those other werewolves never even knew her or that she cared what orphans and widows were going to be left behind afterwards?
sillygrl23 1 year ago
Suprisingly, the reason I picked up Twilight was because I thought it was going to be like Blood and Chocolate also. :) I am an AVID fan of vampires. Because they have a sort of gothic, tragic underlining to them. Edward is NOT a vampire. He is more like a canivorous fairy at best. (I have no problems with fairies either) But i agree whole heartedly, having read all FOUR books and was curious enough to sit through the first film. HORRIBLE!
CherryBlossomLilly 1 year ago
I agree the biggest problem with twilight is. Well ONE of the big problems because it has many! What vampires?
masticina 1 year ago
Twilight is retarded. Its full of sparkly gay pedophile vampires and billions of ab muscle dogs. And the worst part of it? My dad is making a movie. The guy who plays Jacob is gonna be one of the actors. My life is officially over.
RandomLazars01 1 year ago
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tarkeke 11 months ago
hay most people who say they liked this book are the people who say that was the first book the read from end to end how fail is that
XDJessX3 1 year ago
Is it okay to see the movie to just know what its about?
Flygonair 1 year ago
@Flygonair I guess it's ok. The movies aren't half as shitty as the books, mainly because they are shorter and because you don't have to suffer through Bella as a Narrator of the story. She is the most horrible female character ever created and having her tell the story is like ripping your fingernails out in slow motion. The movies at least are good for a laugh.
Wurzelknecht 1 year ago
I tried reading through a couple pages of it,but just couldn't do it. all it was was Bella whining about how miserable it is to live in Forks. ugh. and there was one point where Bella says,"oh well. At least I'm pretty."
Wow. Really. yeah,thats a really good message for teenage girls(sarcasm).
TheSlickAndroid 1 year ago
@TheSlickAndroid ''oh well at least im pretty'' was from the fourth book lol, you read them all liar face
70MSwarrior 1 year ago
@70MSwarrior I didn't read them all,one of my cousins who forced themselves to read the whole thing told me about it,and it immediately filled me with disgust. How in the fuck do you put something like that in a book aimed towards teenage girls?
also,I saw the movie and that was godawful.
TheSlickAndroid 1 year ago
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cineural 1 year ago
About how much i agree with you at " SOME" points, your a awfull teller.
ivkoacount 1 year ago
i agree with you 100%
burlin0 1 year ago
the romance is just as well writen as the one in attack of the clones.. and that is really bad. only thing that they culd have done with reasons what they had is fuck like rabbits.
gooddarkjedi 1 year ago
my favortie vampires must be the ones in oblivion.
gooddarkjedi 1 year ago
Myself...I'd take twilight over blood and chocolate. >< That's just me, I didn't like that book at all...silver kiss would be a good comparison, though. ^^ That was a good vampire novel with romance (same author as blood and chocolate).
The romance in Twilight was REALLY forced. I thought that there wasn't any chemistry at all, if she didn't tell you that she loved Edward every other page, you wouldn't know. I think that the series would have (maybe) been salvageable if she'd gone with Jacob.
bishifangirl 1 year ago
Beautifully put and well expressed. Heck, your anger inspired rant is better than 90% of the prose in "Twilight."
Funny fact - the reason why this interpretation of love feels wrong is because it has very heavy mormon leanings. Imagine the two kids that fell in love at bible camp, except one's a goth = pretty much the same thing as twilight.
vulgarmachine2 1 year ago
Insult to vampires!
Shyguy825 1 year ago
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Shyguy825 1 year ago
And the story is based of a dream the writer had a night.
And then.... fail. Sold much but its just a joke.
Shyguy825 1 year ago
A good vampire book saga is Cirque du Freak
redmonkey35L 1 year ago
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Anyone else think it's creepy to go to high school when you're over a hundred? Like, are you trying to meet 14-year old girls? Seems like it. And then he watches her sleep. How is that NOT rapey? And she's a fuckin' teenager! Why all this love for a pedophile vampire? Seriously, people.
-Joe E Dangerously
xJoeEDangerouslyx 1 year ago
Twilight shoud have been more daring. Make Edward a girl vampire, make her a lesbian. Fix the writing, fix the romance on so many levels, make the characters far more realistic, humanize the vampires so you actually get suspense if they get into a fight, and DON'T MAKE THE VAMPIRES SPARKLE and MAYBE I would give Twilight more of a chance... I so agree with you on every level!
ElvenWarrior891 1 year ago 20
@ElvenWarrior891 Here's what I would do:
Dream up the story
Then keep it to myself
daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago
@daisyhinojosa23
LMFAO!!! XD
ElvenWarrior891 1 year ago
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@ElvenWarrior891 Are you suggesting that he wasn't?
mychinisnamedpaco 8 months ago
i know a few girls in my school are just like those fans
TheFuturecartoonist 1 year ago
I reckon Stephenie Meyer is 36, but you're right about everything you said
daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago 2
because of Twilight, intelligence is dying even more frequently. Now if you want to kill intelligence, you have to learn to kill the dead.
nerdking731 1 year ago
it is so tragic that people love the twilight series
jcleff1 1 year ago 38
am I the only one who thinks the company got the cover idea from that Allstate "You're in good hands" thing? I don't know I saw the symbol and just thought the twilight company got away with it by putting an apple in the pic
daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago
I applaud you for actually reading that shit. The biggest defense for this or any other crappy book is "You never read it, so you can't say anything"
powermasterjazz 1 year ago
yo you got some great reviews man,good insight on shit.rock on bro
MrXboxfiend 1 year ago
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MrXboxfiend 1 year ago
A 1 out of 10 rating? Oh now you just WAY too nice. XD
This should be given a negative infinite out of 10! XD
Fubukio 1 year ago
youd give it a 1 what about a -10
majinvi74 1 year ago
Imagine if you read New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn lol
daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago
that was a whole new point of vampire stories. so guess u don't have to be that mad at this. even it's stupid, childish people still love it.. In my case I don't like the whole story what I like from this book is that twilight us weird.
ergejtorohguinegen 1 year ago
46 year old woman trapped in a 17 year old's body: MARY SUE (dramatic music)
daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago
@daisyhinojosa23 even the name fits
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daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago
That is a very good point, Mr. Blowshimselfupdude. There is a difference between teenage emotion and emotional exploitation. The people who enjoy the book and the movie are just as emotionally shallow as the author! Lust does not equal love!
MunkyDrag0n 1 year ago
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daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago
I have tried to read this book - but I just couldn't. I hate Bella, so much. It's sad that people like Stephenie Meyer get published. You said everything perfectly.
Honestly, I don't like vampires going out in the sun. That is the only downfall I think there should be to being a vampire, honestly. ...sparkling... -_-
This review was great. You are spot on with everything and I wish people weren't so dumb.
FYI: Stephenie Meyer got the idea for this book from a dream she had.
InfernoMutant 1 year ago
A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO JYGINS GREEN BIRD :
You know what my friend has all the HORRIBLE TERRIBLE INSPIRATIONS from these : TWILIGHT & ERAGON.
She knows I LOVE HER, but she just CANNOT because of that shitty Stephnie Meyer's TWILIGHT and ERAGON.
Please help me! Please LORD understand her that the authors suck, are an epic fail, don't deserve to get the stupid fame. Just MURDER THEM DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
patilnikh 1 year ago
@patilnikh Sorry I meant u, that was someone else who said bad books was eragon and twilight.
patilnikh 1 year ago
I wish to kill the publisher of this book ^^
Elkkun 1 year ago
Ugh, I hate Twilight. I hate the story, I hate the characters, I hate the non-existing logic, and I hate, hate, HATE the crazy Twitard fangirls who think Twilight is real and amazing and all that bullcrap. Nice review.
CrazyKittyCat0 1 year ago
A vampire book by a straight-laced Mormon. 'Nuff said.
datalal624 1 year ago 9
Twilight had an amazing plot. It's just in the wrong genre. It shouldn't be in the Romance section. It should be in the Psychological Horror section, because everyone in the whole God-awful book has some sort of mental problem. Edward wants to kill and eat Bella, while Bella is in love with him. It's obsessive. Stupid, Bullshit, Psychopathic crap. And it's an insult comparing Pride and Prejudice, Romeo and Juliet, Wuthering Heights, A Midsummer's Night Dream to Twilight.
090909as 1 year ago
@090909as I agree, although twilight's plot was not very good at all.
purplesheepify 1 year ago
It's so funny because it sounds like his personally offended, lol
R2R3L4 1 year ago
awersome review !!!!!
azzar1234 1 year ago
Twilight is nothing more than vaginal fluid romance. I personally hate romance, but I can respect it when it is well written. So if you want to read a story of love, go ahead; but for god's sake, whatever you do, make sure you read something that's designed to do a little more than get you soaking wet.
SpeCulaTionS101 1 year ago
6:05 lol that sounds like a Chihuahua. XD Love your review.
6684lillian 1 year ago
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daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago
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THINK YOU!!!!!!!! lol
TheMrjerk123 1 year ago
That was BEAUTIFUL! I mean it! I agree about with your opinions. I mean if there is a boy I like don't completely isolate my friends and I like a boy because of thier personalities. I'm not saying they shouldn't have good hygene but I'd rather have a not a good looking guy then EDWARD! My mom is 39 and she knows what love means! And you CAN'T relate to any of the characters. I mean who tries to KILL themself if someone left them. NOBODY! I feel bad for Stephanie's husband! :( Thnx 4 ur opinion
leah506 1 year ago
Stephenie Meyer seriously has NO respect for vampires! She completely ruined them! Vampires sparkle?.... seriously?.... No fangs?.... How are they suppose to drink blood? They need fangs for that. Even though fangs aren't pretty... Ho hum....
daisyhinojosa23 1 year ago 2
@daisyhinojosa23 Considering vampires don't exist, I think it's a matter-of-opinion how you think of vampires...
And I don't understand why you need fangs to drink blood...
No respect for vampires? They don't exist. They are fictional. You can make them however you want them. One of the perks of writing is you get to use your imagination...
FluroUnderwear 1 year ago