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  • too late to minimize!

  • "im pressing my hot man banana against ur door"

    "Dad? again, rly? i told u to stop that"

  • what happened to venus? and is falcor griffin?

  • aww we miss you Venus :(

  • question is.... who/what was holding the cam under his desk.

  • Hah, thats funny. Toby just said in one of his minecraft videos that he doesn't know what porn is. LIES TOBY! ALL LIES!

  • lol hes so funny to Venus! lol so cute xD

  • how did toby go from thinking it was satan to thinking it was his dad?

  • LOL

  • AN OLD TOBY VIDEO I'VE NEVER SEEN!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!?!

    I thought I had completely stalked his page and watched all of them... lol

  • @Gothchick657 I have staled his page i can garantie i have seen all his vidios

  • what happend to Venus? D:

  • Im pressing my hard man banana up against the door.... LOLOLOL

  • @Uriakatos Dad?!

  • @Uriakatos ....dad?

  • @Uriakatos ... Mom?

  • thumbs up if you paused at redtube

  • I Thought it was Elmer Fudd.

  • i love how when someone knocks on the door, you could see him on Redtube

  • "I'm pwessing my hard man banana up against your door" :L

  • @StyLeZzViDz Dad?

  • RIP Venus :'(

  • He was on an actual porn website, lmao.

  • Press 2, then 4 and boobies will engulf you're house.

  • When he says Falcor in the Audio Transcribe, it says Falco War.... Star Fox reference? o.O lol

  • ENABLE TRANSCRIBE AUDIO

    LMAO!!! it says "penis" too

  • Holy crap, description. What's your deal?

  • "boobies...." LOLOL

  • Btw I transported -21+82 pets to venus without even having a rabbit ??

  • Is breathing equal to sneezing cause I was probably the only person breathing on this video because it was so fucking scary when you opened the door man, he just jumped onto your back and started stabbing you with a monopoly game. Check out my channel: LakeRNL

  • @WalrusLover89 same here.... :D

  • @jalynnb27 I'm so sorry but i l looked back and forth between ur comment and the top ones and waited twenty minutes, looked back and ur still not the top comment so don't post stuff that u know will never happen

  • Eeeewww this was a day before my birthday... :P

  • what does Tobuscus mean?

    

  • "Dad?" LMFAO

  • hothothothothothothot!!

  • did you call griffin falcor? i thought you only had one dog?

  • @benjiboypoo Umm , yeah , Griffin's name was Falcor before , i think he renamed him or something , and Venus died :( R.I.P Venus

  • @Devileyez100 i thought a miracle vet saved venus?

  • @benjiboypoo I'm not sure , i thought that too , but everyone in the comments says "Venus died" , an i don't see her anymore in toby's videos :/

    I'm glad if shes still alive ^^

  • eeeeeeeew he was gonna..........masturbate

  • Does Toby have PornHub up on the screen on the left hand side? I've seen this video I think 3 times before and have never noticed that he was actually minimizing it lol

  • @TheCheese909 I think it's Redtube, PornHub is a different color :)

  • a bega 4 ur third *hump* venus? DONT U WANNA THIRD PET?

  • press 2 fast.

  • he had redtube up on the other screen haha xD

  • 708 people dont like dogs

  • keep pressing 2

  • when captons is on at 1:05 it says beanis... penis

  • keep pressing five its s funny

  • thats red tube

  • @101100101110 how good is red tube XD

  • @101100101110 i prefer pornhub or beeg.com

  • is it just me or does satan say 'im pressing my hard man-banana against the door...' rofl

  • XD when u first see Falcore walking into the room his tail makes his entire body wiggle, so adorable

  • falcore? whos falcore?

  • If he was any other YouTuber he would be called a pervert.

  • I remember watching this before I knew about Toby

  • So he never closed the zip?

  • Was this made before he got famous??

  • @RunAnHideBiatch long before. He wasn't big until about mid 2010. He was semi famous earlier on, but this was before most people knew about him :)

  • @RunAnHideBiatch

    look at the date you fucktard

  • 1:12 ROLWTF

    

  • He was on redtube...

  • he never zipped bak up D:

  • @SKYRIMMER44 Probably wanted to cool down. ;)

  • by giving you one hundred forget dig for your kids

  • The audio captions..lol the second time he called his dog venus I look down at the captions and they said penis

  • @iiBlack0ut thumbs up... didnt even read ur comment lol

  • LOL CAPTIONS FAIL

  • This must be sad for Toby to watch :( RIP venus

  • FALCOR... PUNCH!!

  • Turn on the captions! It's such a fail!

  • "I'm here to take your soul!"

    Me: 9gag?

  • Wait, when did Griffins name change from Falcor to Griffin?

  • My God, Venus must be sick of pets after the millions she got for everyone subscribing...

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  • beg for pet xD

  • I thought he called the second dog penis lol

  • @iiBlack0ut thats what i thought too? LOL Sick minds think alike XD

  • @iiBlack0ut He said benis

  • @spartan12339 venus

  • press 2 for boobies

  • What breed is Falcor? Is he a shih tzu? What is Venus' breed? I love your dogs. <3

  • Who else is a guy and Was starting to weird out at first o.O

  • @B1o2e3rg4e5r6 well i dont miss it

  • IM PRESSING MY HOT MAN BANANA AGAINST YOUR DOOR DAD

  • I miss the old, dirty Toby...

  • @B1o2e3rg4e5r6 ya, he shouldn't have taken a shower

  • OH! Wonder why the thumbnail are penguins? cuz when you search Boobies & press Im feeling lucky, penguins come up ahhaha i know, im stupid.

  • @RetroHawk007 They're not penguins, they're a type of bird called boobies.

  • i ove the way he says family haha "famowyyy!"

  • GIFFZOR? Who is this falcor?!!

  • @Insanii7yy his old pet dog that now lives with mombuscus, venus is dead

  • Beg for yourrr pet! haha

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  • 00:10 HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT <333333

  • Griffin-Falcor WHAT!

  • @BladeRunnerMJC Actually Griffin is Tobys new dog falcor was an old one :D

  • haha love the old toby

  • Lawll... Mickey Mouse light switch... ;D

  • DONT YOU WANT A THIRD PET???!!??

  • oh my god that is actually one of the funniest things I've seen in ages

  • old style toby is super awesome 

  • press 7 for free pet

  • he still didnt zip his pants up later. :O

  • Where's Griffin? D:

    (I'm not stupid... he.. wasn't around then)

  • Wait... Is this really Toby

  • @TheMonsterguy100 lol. why wouldn't it be? have u not seen his old videos?

  • @ComicFan740 not very many but this one is the strangest

  • @TheMonsterguy100 haha. it is pretty weird.

  • @TheMonsterguy100 No it's a terrorist masquerading as Toby so he can gain the love of the American people before launching an attack.

  • @Iceozo1 lol

  • our dogs died? i miss venus and falcor

  • what the fuck is this shit seriously

  • Is That Griffin.?

    

  • @eliza56998 Yup, thats good old griffin, toby said he just give him the fake name falcor for the video xD

  • If you google "Boobies"

    It takes you to r/boobs

  • "im pressing my hot man banana against your door " "dad?' lol i had to replay it because i didnt realize it said that

  • @TurtleAteMySock How is it funny that venus is dead ur a cruel person

  • I thort it was called Giffin not Fallcor must be a diferent dog and Venus??? Another dog?? and what about Needy Dog what happend to him???

  • @MrAdster11 *Takes a breath* Falcor, Venus and Needy Dog lived with mombuscus. Toby got Griffin and Venus died... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!? xD

  • ha, the url says Vag

  • *Toby unzips pants*

    Me: 8]

  • "hot man banana" dad?

  • I came for the penguins!

  • "im pressing my hard man bannana up against your door"

    "dad?" xD

  • pants...unzipped...STOP TOBY STOP. YOU ARE KILLING ME.

  • @AngelLovesMusic13 i guess someone's got a crush on our esteemed internet comedian

  • man banana lol 

  • Uploaded by Tobuscus on Jul 24, 2008

    The Devil knows you weren't referring to the seabirds from the Galapagos...

    I was... D:

  • @MegaWind100 Yes. haha

  • "My hot man banana is pressing ageist your door." " Dad?"

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  • is Falco, Griffin ??

  • @MegaWind100 no its his old dog

  • @TheProject1177 what happen to his old dog ?

    

  • @MegaWind100 its in a better place now.. :'(

  • @TheProject1177 Oh, :'(

  • omfg thats just like me lol its funny how it zoomed to him unzippering

  • I like the new Toby better.

  • so falcor and venus, i thought the "venus" dog was named *enus

  • OMG Toby has grown up so much since this=D

    (physically, not mentally)

  • Falcor is a epic name

  • Wait, so did toby re-name Falcor to Griffen or did something happen to Falcor, leading him to get griffen. Cuz they look the same.

  • @BULLETH0leProduction Falcor was his other dog before Griffen

  • @cdenisonfly What happened to falcor? He seemed young.

  • @BULLETH0leProduction wondering the same thing

  • I found you in the present toby or is it past because I found you through your literal trailers? But I wish I knew you in your history.

  • im pressing my hard man banana up against your door.. it is going to burn a hole in ur door soon

  • Penis Venus beeeeeg for you pet....

  • Toby has changed so much...

    

  • dig for your kids...WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • Venus didn't want a third pet because you tried to teabag him!

  • After he guessed "dad" the voice started to morph into Elmer Fudd's, imo. xD

  • im pressing my hot man banana up against your door

  • on captions venus is penis

  • FALCOR!!!!!! 

  • With transcribe audio

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    Saying

    On placing my heart manned by not dot blotting showed dole. It's going to permit whole student fat. Last when you're a little or just forty member nations from my warrants will and also our housing killing of family.

    Falco War. You want to return to the same just to past. We have yo use xc, in English. Novell kore. Beanis. Penis.

  • who else searched boobies after this?!

  • press 2 for boobies

  • No Venus does not want a third pet cause u made him feel bad by calling him old... Now I'm upset cause poor Venus is in doggy heaven... 

  • @theundergus you would know tht hoooooowwwww???

  • GRIFFZOR!

  • only toby would be awesome enough to name a dog FALCOR!

  • i love old school toby

  • I didnt even know Toby had the ability to be this dirty! hahaa

  • But those seabirds from the Galapagos are my very most favorite animal!!

  • put some more locks to that door! (XD

  • His dog is Elmur Fudd? Nice.

  • There are only two pets.

  • this is by far one of his funniest videos!! :D

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  • he was on redtube...

    

  • 0:53 Most hairy legs in the world Teehee

  • I love the Mr. Turner voice. 

  • "I'm pressing my hard man banana up against your door."

    "Dad?"

    Lol!

  • I wanna pet from Toby!!  Im begging, im begging!! :D plzzzzz??

  • what the heck Toby!? Boobies!? really!!