Drunken Fist

[NerdyGirl413]

Your fuckin welcome.... I just lost it. Thank you, MasterYogi. If I didn't have you and all the other nerdy Homestuck YouTubers, I would do my homework. :33

[midnightbloodynight]

I can not be the only one who saw that Jake has hairy legs. Look in the beginning of the video

[Bluecho4]

This got me remembering a theory someone postulated on the Popeye cartoons. Popeye lives in a world perpetually at war (he stayed in uniform for decades of cartoons) because both the allies and the axis had access to Spinach, creating incredible powerhouses out of individual servicemen at relatively low cost (the cost to grow a serving of the vegetable).

Imagine if Roxy lived in a world where booze did the same thing. But with the side effect of intoxication.

[Javer80]

@Bluecho4 Terrifying. I am barricading my windows immediately.

[Kenzielink]

I lost it when she said "blig guns *big"

[EckScizor]

Okay, the Popeye reference made me crack a smile. My ironic cynicism has been foiled this day.

[TheMewsie]

Anyone else noticed that she poured herself a glass, then disregarded it and chugged the bottle?

[RikaKatsuki]

@TheMewsie I was just about to write about that.XDThat's my favorite part besides "Hope Shit!" and the little diddy.XD

[Rockisrandom]

When Jake was thrown off in to the distance and fell moments later I suddenly found that hilarious as hell and about spit out my Chinese food laughing.

[smilinggator]

*whole

[smilinggator]

Everything was just perfect! I loved the while video, and I'll never get tired of it!! I'm IN LOVE WITH ROXY!! Her voice, face with the shading under the eyes. She's so CUTE!!

[ThisLittleSnowflake]

I was expecting her to say *wonk wonk* at the end.

[KarvArth]

Jane headcannon. 2hiit.

[Monniemoo]

I'd watch that cartoon.

[neon1457]

i just love how she says your fucking welcome

[CanineFatalities]

I tell everyone that they're fuckin walcome. Just like Roxy. Then they just stare at me for a few minutes, and act like NOTHING HAPPENED.

[sunset7498]

The title--LEE!

HOPY SHIT.

And then no one understands.

[IRandomJ]

oh wow xD lmoa!

[TheDiegoq]

LMFAO

[chaoticcranium]

. . .Jane sure could have used Roxy's brand of help in the latest updates. . .

[hugs4gir]

==> Hussie: Hire Octopimp

[megacpfan82]

This wouldn't be funny with good grammar. :T

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@megacpfan82 ... You must be new to who Roxy Lalonde is huh?

[hugs4gir]

I feel a bit bad for Ganglish.

Now where's English?

[S33ROFM1ND]

Really want to hear more of Jane and Jake. -3

[TheInfinitePower007]

I drink till I vomit,

Then punch like a comet,

I'm Roxy teh drunken teen!

Hell yes. True meaning of fistkind.

[Amphy720]

@TheInfinitePower007 So Equius is doing it wrong? D:

[leilani2468]

n,mklj



[rstonewhas]

It wouldve been a little funnier if she puked at the end...

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

when she says "HOLY SHIT" it sounds like shes saying "PUPPY SEX"

[SophiaRocks2011]

wwat the glub am i lookin at?

[Prince4Princeton99]

"....your fuckin welcome!" THE BEST PART!

[CaptainKupo]

i just cant get into the pre-scratch voices being used for the post scratch kids

[CaptainKupo]

@CaptainKupo OH GOG I MEAN ONLY FOR JANE AND JAKE, DIRK AND ROXY ARE THE BEST FOREVER. PLEASE DONT KILL ME

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@CaptainKupo Glad you fixed yourself there. We don't need any unnecessary murder going on.

[KestriKarnival]

Time to pull out the BLIG GUNS. *big

OH DAMN. I've watched this over 160 times. :D

[skycake11]

i keep telling people at school, "HOPY SHIT!" ...

and they think i'm nuts. noobs.

[Soulbirdlou]

And therefore, the sale of vodka went up 75%.

[trioxyz7]

This blig guns!

....Big*

[TheKinseth]

"Your fuckin walcome."

[lPinkamenaDianePiel]

Roxy is my favorite.

[megacpfan82]

Press 6, then 4, then 5, then 7.

:\

[911Gaia]

I lasted to 0:16 before i burst out laughing... is this a good yhing? *thing*

[pugarifficPichu101]

I lost it at HOPY SHIT

[BeccaBearize]

HOPY SHIT that was amazing

[Snuggernaught]

Best things from this video:

1. Jane's southern belle accent and Roxy's perfect voice

2. That second where Roxy looks at the martini glass and then just downs the whole bottle.

[bongmaster420420420]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h! FALCON PUNCH! XD

[USHLDNOME]

I deink till i comet

then pumch like a vomit

Im roxy, fucking, la- blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg­h

[HailToTheMoturas]

I lost all my shit at hopy shit.

I lost it all.

[MegaBrandonLee]

Teacher: Okay kids I have a math problem for you!

Everyone: *groan*

Teacher: Solve this equation Roxy [] Popeye

Everyone: Roxy > Popeye

[slipmaddy]

I really liked that Jane's voice. Could you do more videos of her?

[Iluvmakara]

HOPY SHIT!!!!!

[FlyingZamora]

i love the "feet running" and her scream slowly growing louder. not sure why.

[ConourP]

HOPY SHIT!

[megalomaniacalHalide]

Roxy is now the equal and opposite of Gamzee.

Mull that one over for a bit.

[flamehour08]

@missmojoice YOU DON'T SAY?

[cynicaLarssonist]

Roxy said fuq

ROXY SAID FUQ.

[missmojoice]

Am I the only one that noticed that this video is related to Popeye the Sailor Man?

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@missmojoice You'd better be fucking kidding.

[Kasek126]

@missmojoice Oh no, the Popeye overtones were very subtle, what with the muscle-growing after a signature food and Popeye's theme and all that.

[Vashalait]

Oh god I hadn't realized he was pouring alcohol in her glass just to drink it from the bottle. This is brilliant.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@Vashalait That's nothing new, it's in a lot of 70s-90's cartoons.

[nightelfhunter534]

Every time she says "HOPY SHIT" I just can't. I can't. I lose my ability to can, along with my all my shit.

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@nightelfhunter534 Your shit does an acrobatic fuckin pirouette off the handle. And then flips.

[dragonalchemist89]

@nightelfhunter534 i lost my shit at your comment. i also lost it at the "HOPY SHIT" part.

[yourfunnygirlash]

Your fucking walcome 0:39

[siliconspark]

@icerama108 that southern Texas accent is a stereotype my dear friend.

[kyuubikuns]

Why does Jake's voice remind me of Colonel Sanders?

[LINDSERT0N]

jakes hairy legs.

[VengeanceOtaku]

If you listen closely to when Jake lands, it sounds like he's hitting...

BUCKETS.

Coincidence?

[Icerama108]

Wait, so Dirk is the one that lives in Texas, but JANE is the one with the southern accent??

[LckeStudios]

getthe mmfuckoutahere gangrish1!!

[TigerPimp666]

-slowly popping up- NOPE

[Lunarous]

Yur Falkcon Walcome.

[HailToTheMoturas]

I say this is perfectly epic

Ya facking walcome

[MauriSkato]

Ya facking welcome

[nekogirl100]

I'm usually a fan of your videos Octopimp. But this portrayal of RoLal is really rubbing me up the wrong way. She sounds more like she's deviod of mental capacity than drunk :(

[Tyirel]

@nekogirl100 she has an accent, and is drunk.... its a legit accent masterfully mixed with a drunk slurr ALONG with her speech style where she messes up words...

[thewagstaff]

I like that jake voice

[gaaragirlgo98]

HOPY SHIT

[neon1457]

Your fuckin welcome hahahah

[iluvmypuddycat]

I showed this to people who don't read homestuck and they lol'd almost as hard as I did.

[tinderpelt101]

IM ROXY TEH DRUNKN TEB.

TEEN

[ninabigoloni]

nice hairy legs, Ganglish ^^

[EmilyJersey1]

I just lost ALL when she says

GET DA FUQ OUTAT HERE GANGLISH

Like a REALLY drunken teen

[good2goism]

i yam wut i yam

*am

[EvilCoward]

Roxy sounds an awful lot like Toot from Drawn Together.

[pockyprincess12]

@EvilCoward ohgodshedoeslol

[monkyman26O]

@EvilCoward

i remember that show!....oh crap she does

[beruchansgirl9696]

... I JUST noticed Jake's shorts are WAY shorter than Jane's skirt. O_O

[ElBananeroxDD]

she will never be sober??

[XxLokiRabbitxX]

Ahaha the end X3

[IRTacoRawrX3]

Im singing that song to all my friends....I will get on their nerves. :D

[NenNenHatake]

Roxy you adorable drunken misspelling retard

[papyrustree]

she is my new favorite of those 4...



[ninabigoloni]

I'm popey the sailor man, I live in a garbage can, I like to go swimmin', with bare naked women, I'm popey the sailor man! toohtoot!

When he accidentally eats marjuana instead of spinach xD

[insanepunkangel]

story of my life

[jolt583]

roxy + bar = best brawl ever

[jolt583]

roxy + bar = best brall ever

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

this must become a real show

[superbananabandana]

She is my new hero

[BouquetofBlackRoses]

YA FUCKIN WALCOME.

[MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

KUNG FU COCK CRUSHER!

[Hawkeyes31196]

All I can says is it's fucking funny. XDD

[snipercutey]

that song

[PrussianDerp]

Roxy is perfect in every way possible akfbsl

[Filmaker215]

jesus, this roxy is so good.

Just have your brother as dirk dubbing one of the conversations with this roxy.

It was be the equivalent to ear porn.

[munchlaxdaughter10]

this vidoe is funny *vodei *vidie *fuck it

[Blooberry95]

0:03 Nice leg hair Jake.

[MissSunnyBear]

nice transition at the end.

[icewindwarrior]

This shti is funny *siht *sht *fuck it

[WammysN]

Ganglish.

Jake Ganglish.

[MarshmallowRadiation]

In this episode, Roxy shows us the madrigogs.

*mad rigors

[TDRloid]

Southern Jane. I like it.

[siliconspark]

WOO WOO!

[NKingTotoro]

Wait, isn't a martini made with Gin? W/e. I LOPE YOU ROXY. *fuck lobe

[InsaneUndertaker]

@NKingTotoro

There is Vodka Martini, but the classic Martini is made out of Gin and Vermouth. :3

[immovablemonolith]

Good thing she has that fistkind specibus.

[MykeFerrell]

Headcanon Roxy ability.

[ZeptoWithaGun]

Grow muscles from vodka, obtain arm hair.

[dogoftheuniverse123]

Roxy.

The perfect child.

[whalewithay]

The top comments have 143 thumbs up and 134 thumbs up.

Why does everything work so perfectly?!?!

[BeccaBearize]

For Valentines Day I want to see all the troll couples get together (KARKAT AND NEPTA)

[PineappleFeet379]

@BeccaBearize i would thumbs up your comment all day if i could :l

[Kurolli]

Dat arm hair <3

[pandalove64]

I love your Roxy!!

[theultimatedonut]

I kinda watned to see her vomit.

*wanted

[eevee963]

I can't stop laughing at "your fuckin WALCOME"

XDDD

[redpikachu13]

This has all the lols.

All of them.

[jolt583]

....

if popeye had a daughter

that is just awesome

[xXAurastarXx]

Hopy shit is even funnier when it's said out loud.

[EtherealZephyr]

Oh my gosh...that is the exact accent I imagined Jake having.

[CupKakeButt15]

loool roxy the drunken teen XD

[AngieChan666]

Yes.

[yurichan99x13]

lololololololololololololololo­lololol... why am i laughing again? *replays video* LMFAO

[yurichan99x13]

lololololololololololololololo­lololol... why am i laughing again? (replays video)lolololololololololololo­lolololololol!

[ToukoTsunami]

Drunken Fist vs. Kung Fu Cock Crusher

[thewhinykid]

Good call, Roxy. It was getting all Star Wars up in there.

[NickyNomNom]

When she smashed the bottle... I just died for a moment.

[QueenXOfXHearts77]

What they chose not to see was Jake falling into a convenient smuppet pile.

Dirk

Always

Wins.

Always.

[Oujitan]

this video is practically cabnon

*caon

*canoin

*fuck it

[timaeusTestified]

This is why I always remind you to never drink that bottle of gin, Roxy. You punch the fucking shit out of everyone and then sing a merry tune to yourself.

[VioletPrower]

This was soo funny... I cried

[Dragonpsychologist]

The end is what drove it home.

[SteamBirds]

Anybody else hear the Popeye music?

[shennukagi]

ahhh childhood~



[RoseHeart1234]

I just love your choice in accents and voices^^

[antisora]

She should be made of rage instead of void

[IRAMONAI]

Am I the only one that noticed that Jane doesn't have glasses?

[LordressFiery]

Drunken Fist = Maf

[wrathsangel666]

Drunken fist.... the first thing i thought = Maf.

[legonuz]

And that's why she is so uptight around her.

[AoiYukinoMisharu]

This flash. My god. It is so hard to contain my laughter now, this made my morning.

[CrazySilkTie]

Clearly, I Need To Start Drinking...

[ReinaTheBulbasaur321]

lol this makes sence

[ElVaah]

She pours herself a martini then ignores it and downs the whole bottle. Fuck da police.

[bloodclan4eva]

This made my mornin xD

[crazo3077]

I want to say this shouldn't be a thing but it is and it works. xD

[JackOfSpades93]

Someone redo the entire final fight scene of drunken master with Roxy and Lord English.

[fault3k]

Andrew Hussie- Making typoing things cool.

Fucking whhhhhy?

[ToonTownCatII]

Woo Woo.

[Ookami2525]

bicht plz youll thnk me ltr

*bitch

[bleachrebornfan13]

Best thing to wake up to

[khuongla1960]

good morning.

[ItsMeTime001101]

HA! XDDD This made my morning~

[Halotaku]

tT: Underage Drinking FTW.

[elroid]

Behold! The power of TEQUILA!

[TeamKiller555]

@elroid Clearly the bottle said vodka.

[elroid]

@TeamKiller555 Psshh Yeah.. I said behold the pwrower, but never sed she drank it. *hic*

[sightswiftlifter]

God, I love it when she says, "Ya fuckin' walcome. >:I"

[TheMeowmuffins]

Roxyy is mi garden angle