Ving Rhames Wins Oscar for Piranha 3D

[TheVickster1960]

Wait til you see him in Piranha 3DD! Yeah babeee!

[VINGgirl1]

Love Ving....That's why my sign on name is VINGgirl1. He is awesome!

[Leaveatrailoflies]

He's gonna get Medieval on their ass..

[2012scary]

was funny

[TheTributeMedia]

0:58 lmaooooo

[SuperDoombot]

hahaha this was hilarious, love actors when there just having some non serious fun :D

[volikoto]

damn he played stupid...... i cant forget him in the movie "dawn of the dead"! it was so great!.....

[regulatorzone]

Holy shit I am watching this video in 2011!

[lovham89]

58-1:02 hahaha ooohhh hhhhooooooaaa

[mayay24]

WHY ARE THEY RANDOMLY MAKING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO?!

[JaredDurtschi]

WTFunny!

[iChoreograph]

"Fuck you Adrien Brodie" HAHAHA !!!

[metalraygear]

not as funny as the for your consideration video but still entertaining.

[Wodkaholic]

I met Ving Rhames tonight. The guy was super nice!

[roeroe305]

MEET ME SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrankItEveryDay]

Piranha 3D was amazing lol there was SOOOO much gore!

[wittylibrarian]

did he just diss Adrian Brody?

I think he forgot to mention his star turn in Dawn of the Dead... oh man, what an oversight... :(

[cas670]

she still looks pretty

[FABBEFILMinc]

from where did you get that oscar from?

[HouseofFortySeven]

WHAT ABOUT BABY BOY VING?

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

Shit, he can sing!

[tjohn1986]

what's with his face?

[Frankensnizzle]

WOW!Ving started naming titles he's been in and I've seen them all.XD."Now you see this 1960's Rolex?"

[yoma6565]

oh sh*t they kiss! Oh sh*t they teleport! Oh sh*t theys in land of the lost clip! Off the wall cr@p hahahahaha

[Matfen815]

Ving Rhames saves this shockingly crap series.

[MrTanyi]

Elisabeth went black folks. She ain't comin' back.

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@MrTanyi It's not a loss, she totally lost her looks and what little brains she had. If anyone cried of this skank they'd have to cry over a pos chevy lumina too.

[emotevlog]

Virginity got you bummed? Nope, i will never click that add.

[RealGamedale]

This is awesome, go Ving!!!

[tonypauzz]

LMAO F*** you adrien Brody

[20MrBigmac]

Pirhana 3d or canadian football. Canadian football

[Roeshamboe05]

Holy shit Ving Rhames is still alive? I thought he was mauled to death by an Elk?

[spicychicken93]

@Roeshamboe05 What?

[LordRaymondx]

Lol no ty not going to see it.

[famousgirl9x9]

lmao lilo and stitch 

[xtheaudition]

so much win

[sheridoll101]

Hilarious!!

[85724martinfry]

. "Fuck you, Adrian Brody."

[Gatsby999888]

Haha. Finally a good one. "Fuck you, Adrian Brody."

[hayleymcivor]

a CLASIC

[Badangel30]

He threw his shoes....He threw his shoes....!! LMAO......Vin pulled a GW Bush on their asses...!! LMAO

"Stand your ass up......Classic......LOL

[imagoodguyiswear]

"Now see, there are piranhas all around us.."

[Boney257]

is that really brad pitt @ 0:19?

[Zeroxify13]

@Boney257

Yes you dumbass. And it was edited from a real Oscars.

[CPSKP]

Stand yo ass up. That's right. Applaud Ving Rhames.

[SmallEarProductions]

"before ving rhames makes you see it yesterday"

[mugmanone]

Dawn of the Dead 2004?!?!

[boognishishere]

He shoulda got an Oscar for Pulp Fiction. A big black man acting like he's getting ass raped has got to be worth something.

[SaBu76]

LMAO i don't know why people hate this so much, yet watch it and want to comment on it. LOVE IT!

[Synslayer91]

"Fuck you Adrian Brody"

Words I like to live my life by

[tarantulady]

LOL at people having an internet-toughguy brawl in the comments section xD

[laimis666]

lol this one was funny

[SeeGabeGo]

ving is the shit. i think he forgot baby boy too

[BOOTLEGPIRATEVIDEO]

lol, ''i might make a gold chain out of that'' ..id like to see that

[goatneck]

funny or die is not funny anymore... i guess now i just "die"...

[8000cheese]

@goatneck Yeah, lol, i choose death

[Frank15982]

Yeah, fuck Adrien Brody...

and no, I wont watch it Ving, I wont.

[InfamousPrime777]

"Fuck you Adrian Brody"

[kealoha46577]

lol love that guy

[kiddhitta]

i like how there was the story of creation at the end. man living amongst dinosours

[iAwexome]

PIRANHA 3D KICKED SEVERE ASS!!!!!

[DjPaanda]

its funny because pirhanna 3D sucks

[TheMaxKoncept]

@DjPaanda thank you for explaining it, idiot

[CharlottaLuv1]

Marsellus Wallace!!!

[knotightul]

"No...no...nooooooooo...nooooo­ooooo!" - random cop on boat

[techniqstechnishion]

he should take it to jack lemmon's grave

[24lawlaw]

0:54 take off your jewelry and pass it down

[KimFTW0]

Who the hell is Ving Rhames?

[werellstupid]

fuck you adrien brody

[ToDreamIs]

I love you, Ving Rhames. I love you.

[tehblckdeth]

"Fuck you Adrian Brody" lolwut?

[TheMechanic11]

"I'm prepared to scour the earth for that motherfucker", will always be my favorite line from Pulp Fiction.

[onionbootyman]

big fuckin nose he in competition with krs one.

[spicychicken93]

this joke isn't that funny, not enough to make 3 videos out of. clearly your just sponsored by the movie. We get it haha(sarcasm)"Piranha 3d is a stupid B-movie and wouldn't it be hilarious and ironic if it did well at the Oscars!" It's really not that funny.

[SamandahlRey]

@spicychicken93 You should change your moniker to "Captain Obvious". Yes, everyone else gets it. It's promotion. At least it's clearly by people that seem to be having fun doing it and even more clearly are in a B-movie in which they aren't taking themselves seriously and just having fun. They're self-conscious about it. Which beats most promotion and crap movies out there.

[GardenStateOfMind]

@spicychicken93 Dude, relax. This joke is probably more about all the Oscars Ving Rhames never won. My favorite quote, "Fuck you to Adrian Brody!"

[WhoLueYou]

@spicychicken93 You don't get it. Most of us who like this video are all Ving Rhames fans and especially fans of Pulp Fiction. So when Ving Rhame talks, all of his fans automatically think of the badass Marcellus Wallace character from Pulp Fiction. We don't care about the whole Oscar joke and irony. We just like it because it is Ving Rhames talking. Ving Rhames could stand there and talk about anything, and all of his fans would like it.

[spicychicken93]

@WhoLueYou Look obv a lot of people agree with me so you can't just say im wrong. I never said anything about Ving Rhames, just that I think the joke is not funny. Fuck can we ever write comments whithout starting a stupid flame war, people get so pissed. Your not bad but ppl like Sandym651 just annoy me.

[Sandym651]

@spicychicken93 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN PIRANHA 3D? IT HAS A SCENE WHERE A DUDE GETS HIS DICK RIPPED OFF BY A PIRANHA, THEN 2 PIRANHAS FIGHT OVER IT, AND ONE OF THE BURPS IT OUT AT YOUR FACE, ALL WHILST BEING 3D ANIMATED. ITS GENIUS!

[spicychicken93]

@Sandym651 My God Calm down, It's not about the quality of the movie its that the Joke has been strained , I mean 3 videos. It is a stupid b-movie but im not saying it's awful but they were just making the same unfunny joke over and over again.

[Sandym651]

@spicychicken93 I was clearly joking in my other comment, maybe its not a funny enough joke for your standards, but is it really worth making a point of it? Its a stupid joke/movie, but this video differs from the others in that its just ving rhames being ridiculous. I am and never was pissed, but people like you who take things like this so seriously annoy me.

[spicychicken93]

@Sandym651 People who start flame wars annoy me, like you.

[Sandym651]

@spicychicken93 What? You started it when you commented on the video.

[spicychicken93]

@Sandym651 I just commented on the video, i didn't get all angry and attack people for having their own opinion.

[Sandym651]

@spicychicken93 Clearly you still have no perception of sarcasm, my first comment was a joke, that you took seriously. Its ok that you have an opinion, but you clearly you hold your opinion higher than those of every person who has something to say about this video. seeing as how you have almost every comment on this page, that's weird for someone who doesn't think Piranha 3D, the king of 3D tits and fish, is funny.

[scootosan]

he forgot the "Green Mile" and wasn't she in Cock-Tail porn?

[spicychicken93]

@scootosan Ving Rhames was not in The Green mile, that was Michael Clark -Duncan.....just saying

[1goodmanyourself2]

WTF 0:35

[LordStickMax]

he forgot "Dawn of the dead"!!!! "fuck ya'll" awesome line!

[T0pcatFilms]

i saw The People Under The Stairs tonight, Ving Rhames has the best line in it.

"And maybe the President will make me Secretary of Pussy" LOL

[brendanrobertson123]

he for got dawn of the dead hahahaha

[Smoker4Hire]

Right on, Marcellus Wallace!

[Smoker4Hire]

And Elisabeth Shue is STILL fucking HOT! Good on ya, Elisabeth.

[jin12345678]

lol great

[helenight]

looooooooooooooool

[urasmore]

Piranhas 3d was actually good lol

[tys519]

i had no idea ving had this in him haha too funny

[katieshizzle]

@WizardPlayHD fucking prick

[24lawlaw]

@WizardPlayHD whoa so much hate

[FatMat426]

Gangsta!

[brucewayne79]

How could you not give Ving Rhames an Oscar after a performance like that?

[bOnerjAmz1993]

FUCK YOU ADRIEN BRODY

I WILL NEVER FORGET RYAN MY BEST CGI FRIEND

[GamingSponge]

That.. was different

[colemckelviedotca]

Fuck you Adrien Brody

[AmadeusCho]

I still don't understand why they canceled Cojak! The Ving Rhames remake was astounding.

[L4Uhuru]

Everybody take off your jewelry and past it down the aisle. LMAO

[Stigmatainmypants]

Fuck you to Adrien Brody. That cracked me up.

[twileyao]

Ving Rhames, my nigga.

[frenzyon88]

Funny Or Die should get an oscar irl!! Thumbs up if u agree!

[marioaleal]

I have a thing for Elisabeth Shue - a BIG thing!

[breddan96]

He looks bigger here then in the movie xD!

[scattershot1]

damn they ARE all good singers. uh ...actors I mean.

[mrzero1982]

HAAHAAHA this shit is insane!

[bdruckus]

0:58 AND TOOOOREEEEAADDDOOOOR, TOREADOR!!!!!!!! Epic Win!

[jeisensei]

What...the...hell...?

[HIM4NOS4WXZ]

that was weird

[yeatsg]

see it today before ving rhames makes you see it yesterday XD

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

Ugh Elizabeth Shue is nasty. That's your typical white hollywood slut, they'll do anything with anyone.

[007ssecurityno]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Hmm...yummy! I like the sound of that....crosses *fingers* and hope she will contact me soon..

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@deemar325 Actually I would say something about Halle Berry and Mickey Rourke kissing. Actually I totally understand dumbassed liberal pricks like you, I guess it's easy for you to kiss black ass instead of standing up for your race. That's perfectly ok, having guts isn't for everyone. Now go back to watching glee you self hating homosexual freak.

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@WhoLueYou Wrong, as a white guy I don't enjoy overpowering anyone but go ahead and believe whatever bullshit you want. I'm not attracted to black women because 99% of them are ugly and are bigger than most automobiles.

[WhoLueYou]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn You seem to think that white men that have nothing against interracial dating are self hating faggots. Well I'd like you to say that to my freind's face. He is white would beat the shit out of you in a few seconds if you dared to call him self hating for dating a black girl - He works out regularly and does martial arts and boxing. You're just a typical internet tough guy that talks shit online but doesn't have the guts to say it to someone's face.

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@WhoLueYou Irony, moron (you) accuses me of acting like an internet tough guy yet you brag about your friends alleged martial arts ability and how he's gonna kick my ass blah blah blah. Let me get this straight you admit you can't kick my ass but he can. This is too funny, you should do stand up comedy with that shit but they'd probably laugh your ass right off stage. If you want to talk shit than you better start claiming you're the martial artist not your friend.

[WhoLueYou]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Wow you need to learn to read. I said my white freind could kick your ass because you explicitly said that white people that have nothing against interracial relationships are faggots and have no guts. He has nothing against a black man fucking a white woman, and I would love to see you try and call him a faggot to his face.  I could kick your nerdy star Wars loving ass too, but this isn't about me and you, it is about you and my freind.

[WhoLueYou]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Since you appear to be a bit retarded, I'll say it again. THE REASON I SAID MY WHITE FREIND COULD KICK YOUR ASS IS BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT WHITE PEOPLE THAT HAVE NOTHING AGAINST INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE FAGGOTS AND HAVE NO GUTS. Has it sunk into your dumb head now, or are you still confused as to why I said my freind could kick your ass. You called certain white people faggots and gutless, so that is why I said my WHITE FREIND could kick your ass.

[WhoLueYou]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Also if you were observant or had any brains at all, you would know that black men and white men that date interracially are quite energetic and tough people. Only pussies and wimps are scared to date interracially. It takes a certain bravado and guts to get involved in an interracial relationship in the first place. In case you didn't notice, the vast majority of people in interracial relationships are aggressive and energetic people.

[WhoLueYou]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn I bet you wouldn't have the guts to date a black girl in the bronx in New York. But I have the guts to date a white whore any place any time. I'd fuck her up the ass in public in a redneck town. In fact I've done this many times before. Ok I've finished talking to your nerdy ass. Go and watch Star wars while I fuck my white bitch.

[bWWd0]

@WhoLueYou shut the fuck up ,its a fucking coincidence that you are black so stop whining and do something more interesting stupid faggot.

[deemar325]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Self hating? Buddy everything you post reeks of self hate. Your pretty pathetic and I think you know that.

[123gas321]

Do you think the purposely make them not funny so they can easily murder people?

[eathenicus]

Lilo and Stitch.

Ha.

[melissaluvchocolates]

"Fuck you Adrien Brody"

hahahahaha

[snooppys]

hehe

[XRchic]

thumbs up if you are 302

[RetributionAngel]

lol

[GeekOfNature786]

He has such a awesome voice!

[Gamedudebt]

"this is for lilo and stitch" haha i laugh at that i dont know why.

[fightrox4]

die

[PetrosArgonaut]

LOL

[VaalDjango]

fuck this

[DawnFailCry]

LOL HOLLYWOOD SUCKS... Cannes FTW



[megaearplugger]

@DawnFailCry never heared of such shithole like "cannes".

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@megaearplugger It's a film festival in France, it's where all the poor and hippie film makers go to get recognized. For example if you go to a theatre and it plays nothing but left wing politically correct horseshit then that's cannes. People like Roman Polanski are at home at cannes. Perverts of the world unite.

[megaearplugger]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn wow, god thanks we got Hollywood.

[DawnFailCry]

@megaearplugger O.o your just torrling right? Or do u realy not know cannes? 2nd most famous Film events in the world? No one is that stupid. Your just trolling ^^

[megaearplugger]

@DawnFailCry nah, its a piece of shit no one intrested in. All they show is some crappy films from EU, which suck ass. I live in EU, and I know for sure what im talking about. Hollywood is the one and only place where you can witness the true art of cinematography

[DawnFailCry]

@megaearplugger Uh...? Cannes is known to have a more respectiv art of films? O.o How old are you?

[megaearplugger]

@DawnFailCry cannes got more respective art of films? Lmao, Im probably talking to a 10 year old austrian kid that thinks if the shitty films made in his country are reviewed and premiered in Cannes, then it makes Cannes good? You are pathetic child :3

[DawnFailCry]

@megaearplugger Right O.o Anyway, you ment "Kid" not child. You pretty much fail as a troll. Anyway, good going on insulting the austrians who won the oscarsl ast year! Good Move. Plus, great idee argueing with me about this on FunnyorDie ^^ They said themself cannes if more respectiv. And before you try to insult someone try to check their real Age, or atleast stay realistic. No 10 year old understands what Cannes and the Oscar are. I recommand you try troling about something u know about.

[megaearplugger]

@DawnFailCry child and kid is basicalle the same r-tard. Also It's "meant", not "ment". Fail troll? Its not trolling if I dominating you, scrub. Oh wait, the oscar that nobody cares about? Oh yeah...oh wait...imagie this, world known celebs/austrian celebs....tough call there bro. Arguing about this funnyorDie? I never even mentioned it, idiot. *Oh god, please take some grammar lessons...for the love of God* Nah, they never said anything about Cannes.(who would lmao, shithole).

[DawnFailCry]

@megaearplugger You? :=) This is better. Make fun of something else, like my english! Keep that going. Then you look better. I would anyway recommand you also try to make fun of germans and co. I dont realy care about austrians. But stil, since your just making me look good here, check the video by Funny or die about Cannes. ^^ Nice going on rage btw.

[megaearplugger]

@DawnFailCry zzz...its like SW: Empire strikes back, but in our case its a Raging Retarded Kid Strikes back (you) :3. Im not making fun out of your english, God witness I never even smiled reading your post. Erm...Lmao, dominated again. Look at you raging and being an ignorant ass. It's ok, truth hurts. All I'm saying is dont go drink yourself to death just because you got owned by someone that knows more about cinematography...enjoy the experience

[DawnFailCry]

@megaearplugger XD now you see, this is where you just prove me right. Ive been working in the movie buissness for 10 Years. And i never heard of some one saying what you say. ^^ But the nice thing is, i watch movies the whole day and in a diffrent window i read how you think im raging and ppl i show your msg to laugh their asses off. So please keep going. Cause i need to watch 10more until my report is done. And your entertaining .So where were we?... Cannes For the win?

[megaearplugger]

@DawnFailCry the part where I made you feel like retard, oh friend...get use to it :3 Oh yeah and Im the owner of the Hollywood branch and I never heared someone sayying what you say ^^. You watch movies whole days? Lmao, after I told you that I know more about movies you decided to bs me. Lmao, austrians are even more stupid then I thought. Dont bring shame on yourself and your imaginery "ppl" on your imaginery job when you do nothing all day except watching films lmao hahahaha.

[underbightdog23]

@megaearplugger PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

[megaearplugger]

@underbightdog23 woah asswipe...umad?

[underbightdog23]

@megaearplugger PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

[megaearplugger]

@underbightdog23 double post fail, fucktard

[underbightdog23]

@megaearplugger i said to shut the fuck up you cocky ugly son of a bitch

[megaearplugger]

@underbightdog23 i told you to suck my dick you fucking slutty failed abortion.

[underbightdog23]

@megaearplugger and i tould you to shut the fuck up

[megaearplugger]

@underbightdog23 I told you to suck my dick hoe, jump on it if you want money to feed your kids

[underbightdog23]

@megaearplugger like is said shut the fuck up

[megaearplugger]

@underbightdog23 like I said, suck my cock as hard as possible coz u got kids to feed