Dumb and Dumber 'There's a Chance'

[CardiffGiant112]

People misquote this all the time.

[123marcelo321]

LOLD HARD

[Riddarjakob]

No Loyd! You don't understand.

[MattPwnsYouAll221]

These two dated in real life. Guess his one in a million hit him

[GeorgiaEagle36]

I think about this scene every time some mentions my Eagles and their shot at the playoffs this season.

[littlezdawg2012]

My reaction of getting college deferred lmao

[annefrankswoodndildo]

How is some dude resting his arm on a chicks rack a "related video"?

[VideoGameWalk]

Mary...... I desperaely want to make love to a schoolboy!

[thagrtstuvawltyme11]

Jim got that one in a million chance in real life. One lucky dude...

[sutton123454]

Who are these people who can't figure out Biznasty quote to taylor swift? they were probably dropped on their heads as children. I love the one's who chirp him too well they're at home on their computer's well he's atleast in the show, keep dreaming dusters.

[erich03]

Lloyd probably plays Hockey better than BizNasty2.0. Thumbs UP.

[xSofah]

thumbs up if a beauty named paul sent you

[0engima0]

I love this movie beyond any other funny movie

[limas312]

husband?! what was all that one in a million talk. . 

[HipHopHatesRap]

No one ever says it like that though. Everyone says "so you're saying there's a chance?"  Its just like "Luke, I am your father" Darth Vader never said that. Vader said "I am your father."

[eds9384]

@HipHopHatesRap

Exactly the reason I'm watching this video right now. Wanted to get the wording again.

[funkstar74]

00:21

[Chokeslam186]

Mary: "More like one out of a million."

Lloyed: "So your telling me there's a chance, YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

[AutoManiac123]

How's your burger?

[TheGrubification]

@AutoManiac123 pills are good

[iluvslushies]

@TheGrubification i luv that part! and it turns out to be the rat poison, "The last word he said, was cussing at me!"

[yuppyguitar1]

@iluvslushies Not if you count the gurgling sound.

[Regzus]

People this is comedy and verry funny too,but check this scene for a moment,nothing is impossoble if theres a chance even 1/1000000.

If thats only chance take it.

[homiejay2k6]

She just gives me that old fashioned romantic feeling...where I'd do anything to bone her.

[shocker0]

13 people never had a chance.

[ranelproductions]

Video sums out the NBA lockout negotiations.

[thundermik]

she actually talked to me man

[zwareshag]

@thundermik eye-contact man.

[WildBill6942]

One of my all-time favorite scenes.

[NeNeHill7]

And they still went out in real life. XD

[darkderek100]

If Lloyd and Mary got married, her name would be Mary Christmas XD

[LloydChristmas777]

@darkderek100, LOL, I never thought of that.

[DavidLTG]

@darkderek100 WOW!!THISIS WISE MAN! im fan and never saw it!

[TheBONTS]

Who could honestly dislike this video?

You 11 people make me and all dumb and dumber fans sick!

[SamuelN870]

Jim Carey as Al Davis

[ticktockkeeptickin]

i desperately want to make love to a school boy!

[DBlockn05]

Such a classic scene!

[BerryVeryMuch]

his face expression when she said "not good" slays me every time!!!!

[dbizzlee]

a optimist view on rejection

[Icleus]

@kitkat462 I'm a sweet sensitive guy and I ended up getting used by a female...

[videosrcrazyman]

@Icleus man the fuck up then son and don't be a little bitch about it.

[DAHRealTrump]

LMFAAAOOOOOOO

[VidyaGaemsChannel]

YYYYYYYYYYEAAHH!!!

[aaronjv15]

LAKAS GON LAKE

[sicksyde13]

GO LAKERS!

[Ahav05]

Lakers have a CHANCE!

[shakespearesdead]

9 people have no chances

[bWWd0]

@kitkat462 not needed,if girl wants to make sex witth you then she will (unless you wont lt her) and its decision that is made by her by judging the looks of a guy when she first meet him,she knows this from the start.No magic or love there.

[bWWd0]

@kitkat462 and about your fucking ex ,YOU WAS WITH HIM so it also shows something about you right ? Get the fuck out,its only your fault that you picked such ass haah,so dont complain ,you got what you deserved

[bWWd0]

@kitkat462 yeah right but its you who probably will be left with 2 kids cause you gave your ass to some fcking moron who was pretty boy but cheated on you and beat you or was alcoholic or drug addict fucker and you had no choice but to be with him because of kids,this is regular woman's life and this will probably be yours too ,stupid womans.bitches have what they deserve tho :)

[bWWd0]

@kitkat462 haha you failed for such moron and its your fault cause you stupid bitches care only about the looks ,man can slap your fucking face but if hes handsome you will forgive him everything or even enjoy it in bed so shut the fuck up,i know how bitches think and if you fell for such moron its only your fucking fault,normal girls have normal guys and stupid bitches who let guy do everything have what they deserve :)

[spankham73]

are you this optimistic in real life? do you prefer to look on the bright side? this clip is pure inspiration!

[MrE1295]

damn this was my movie in 6th grade

[ForgottenSoul700]

"We have plenty of towels.Thanks."

[AnaxJulia]

YYYYEEEAH!

[CosmicDestroyer99]

YAAAAAA...I can relate to this so much having asked out so many girls

[bWWd0]

@CosmicDestroyer99 haha are you serious ?!?!? you should NEVER ask this question to a girl !!! you was burned right from the start when you asked this question ,girls think that you are pathetic and weak if youre asking this and they dont need weak men.Dont do that again ,i dont know who the fuck told you to ask this kind of question hahaha probably mother.

[CosmicDestroyer99]

@bWWd0 Dude shut up twat..I'm you don't know anything..I ask this to girls that are don't know if they want to date or not..I'm 23 I think I know a think about girls..And I don't go to bars like you do and ask girls out

[bWWd0]

@CosmicDestroyer99 haha good luck with that pathetic line,youre not asking girls for chance youre taking the chance yourself and try anyway,i made that mistake like you before cause girls were testing me and i failed like you !! DOnt fall for this bullshit,girls need a real man whos not asking such moronic questions.You ask this question and youre loser automatically.

[CosmicDestroyer99]

@bWWd0 Yeah what is a real man..There is no real man out there..If you have a dick your a man..So don't talk shit dumbass..Stop trolling this video your wasting your time

[bWWd0]

@CosmicDestroyer99 haha good luck with pathetic line:) just imagine what you would think of the guy who is asking such question if you were a girl.

[UndeadCowboy95]

He's not stupid, hes just really optimistic

[veksi9]

@UndeadCowboy95 and he is a statistic

[Sadisticlogic]

Man damn funny part, Favorite dumb comedy ever! I blame being a dumb ass from watching this to much growing up lol

[LAKid17]

Talk about optimistic... lol

[027220]

:27 What a twit.

[Ellipsis10]

...."i read ya"

[JDeezle21]

what is this "so... what your saying is...." kind of moment called? or does anybody know another movie with this kind of scene? because I'm trying to explain to this girl who just doesn't get it sometimes. I'll say something like how bout we go out for a drink and she will (airhead style), "so...your saying we should get drunk?" and just never get's the real point of anything. more so because she's young minded and slightly airhead-ish. so does anyone know anymore movies?

[XxRobertBoyxX]

Pause and keep pressing 9

[Stevenbadman]

Oh, I hear ya!!!

[MrHeadshot94]

I despretly want to make love with a school boy

[Dajokestaaaa]

Forever alone. 

[tickedoffnow]

I'm gonna use that line on someone if they refuse to go out with me on a date

[tickedoffnow]

This is too funny-I luv this film

[pcorf]

He did get her in real life so he did have every reason to say YEAH!! :D

[brettgardner111]

"YEA!!!"

[rainacidbowsmoke]

lmfao i think if a guy ever asked me if there was a chance and i said 1 in a million and he reacted like that, I would date him lol :P gotta love dumb and dumber

[disengagejam]

DAMN Lauren Holly was so hot in this ... i'm not usually into redheads, but wow 0_0

[hotrod1387]

wtf. i wanna hear the part where he says marry i desperatly wanna make love to a school boy XDD BUT THIS PART IS STILL FINE! XD

[Chandu83]

That's optimism for you man.

[dreamingbiggreen]

do u think he had his tooth all messed up just for the movie, or was it real?

[Snargifer]

@dreamingbiggreen He almost always wears fake teeth.

[borbetomagus]

@dreamingbiggreen In grade 3, Jim Carrey was in detention after school with his friend Clarke LaPrairie. While the teacher was gone, the two started playing tag. Jim stopped in front of a desk, but Clarke did not notice and bumped into him, knocking him over, and therefore chipping his infamous tooth. Jim Carrey had the cap removed for the film to make his character look more deranged. In an interview he reported that he removed the cap himself with a hammer, though that might have be a joke.

[borbetomagus]

@dreamingbiggreen This info was from several unreliable sources, so take it for what it's worth.

[JediMasterLego]

@somebodysgottadoit81 actually you spelled it right. it's "spelt" that you "spelt" wrong, lmao. it's actually "spelled", :-P

it's (in this case. because it's a combination of the word "it" and "is"). (when you say a phrase like "what is the animal's case? its case is that it's sick, homely, and lonesone", you say "its" without the apostrophe because it's not a combination of the word "it" and "is")

suitcase

[xxxxxxsusiexxxxxx]

Your married?! What was all that one in a million talk

[thebigrussian]

Actually, 1 out of a million isnt too bad considering there r like 3.5 BILLION guys in the world.

[artravistube]

This movie has one of the greatest endings in history.

[XgooniesneversaydieX]

awww dang it you missed the part where he says "what do you think the chances are.. of.. a guy like you.. and a girl like me ending up together?" LOL XD

[TheHarry1975]

9 People here think theres no chance...

[sssss465]

HE's is very

postitive....

[EnzoF288]

Stupid movie, but this is one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

[binder673]

" Husband???? so what was all that one in a million talk?"

[JediMasterLego]

@somebodysgottadoit81 it was supposed to be Harry and Lloyd when they were young and met for the first time.

[Isarru69067]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MGG420]

MGG

[neorep04]

John Stipicevic is the man! 

[neorep04]

John Stipicevic is the man! 

[pcorf]

That 1 in a million chance did pay off in the end because Jim Carrey did get her in real life.

[SparksDrinker]

@pcorf except the chances of them getting together in real life was about 1/1, considering he dated almost all of his costars

[HelloFade2]

@pcorf yeah too bad things didn't work out

[HelloFade2]

You know what needs to be made, a sequel to Dumb and Dumber,and that's a sequel not a prequel,fuck that horrendus Dumb and Dumberer piece of garbage.

[1995Zacko]

@HelloFade2 Looks like our dreams have come true:

[1995Zacko]

@1995Zacko I was gonna post the link, but this won't let me! Anyway, the Farrelly Brothers actually want to do a PROPER Dumb & Dumber sequel with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in it this time! =)

[iknowme]

@pcorf I didn't even know that... delicious irony

[TheJb1rd]

@pcorf fo' real

[cdubmeyer]

@pcorf yep, he sure did, but i just can't imagine him doin it with her

[rowill]

Thumbs up because ben and skin sent me

[degostile]

I heard that dat lady was his wife at this time?

[Googaify]

she's probably the only woman on earth I would make myself a lesbian for :D oh God she's too beautiful. and her voice!

[Fettster777]

Damn she is so fine in this movie.

[niettevragen]

One of the most hottest woman on earth

[MrJohnMichaelHayes]

I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY!

[charliehenryrufus]

@MrJohnMichaelHayes creep. your usaname says yur a guy. i'm gonna report you to utube.

[myspacesuksazza]

@MrJohnMichaelHayes shut up hoe

[MrJohnMichaelHayes]

if they were to make a family movie the red head would be perfect for lois shes so hot

[MrJohnMichaelHayes]

if they were to make a family movie the red head would be perfect for lois shes so hot

[Kaybug0110]

This is my favorite part of the movie!!

[tetrizkidz]

0:30 :D

[marcusphotina]

Husband?? .. wait a minute... what was all the one-in-a-million-talk?!

[batfly]

That's the way I feel about Sandra Bullock now that ass wipe is out of the way.

[JanicM]

Jim Carrey's delivery on that "Yeah" is just pure gold.

[ULAZYCOOK]

funniest film ever. well written.

[Grinding10]

So wat r the odds of a girl like u and a guy like me hookn up. I'd say 1,000,000 to 1. So ur sayin Thera a chance

[PeepersProductions]

So you're telling me there's a chance?

YEAH!

[SumNJFella]

ah, I had it with this dump, we have no food, we have no jobs, our pets heads are falling off lollllllll haha =D

[TomBennett68]

what if he shot me in the face

[yes347]

i could use his optimism :) i love when he opens the door to that guy 'we have plenty of towels, thanks!'

[extremeswantonbomb9]

MOCK ING!, BIRD ING!

[flowerhavok]

So your telling me theres a chance?!!!!:)

[gokinsmen]

lol @ the music

[12boiledeggs]

What an optimist!

[enkeiANDseedfd]

LOL LOL LOL XD LMAO

[musson20]

....i desperately want to make love to a school-boy

[volound]

@musson20 i can remember not understanding that joke at all because i was about 5 years old.

i get it now. and i lold for the first time.

[musson20]

@volound lol "I READ U.."

wait a minute!!!.... what was all that one in a million talk ahahahaha

[rabloveshistits]

Husband? What was all that one in a million talk?

[kingfiirenze]

This movie is genius I love it, that line made me laugh so hard

[insanity21376]

Oh yeah it's without a doubt my favorite Carrey flick. I loved the last scene with the Bikini Tour bus, LMAO ... do you realize what you've DONE??!?

[kingfiirenze]

lol :D

[travisbrost]

And then watch as Lloyd runs alongside the bus with his arms in and pumping up and down. LOL

[DrunkNarrator]

"sorry, my friend's a little slow...the bus is THAT way."

[ShaneequaRayquaza]

@DrunkNarrator ahaha..look like someone else is a little slow because the TOWN is THAT way. lol jk breh

[Agent1W]

I got a soft spot for classy dames too. She looked so good in that red hair, a lot better than blonde! LOL and near the ending, Lloyd fantasizes killing her husband!

[wowveryfunny1234]

those to are actually married well not anymore

[Jmondo101]

@ kingding6 Agreed

[HelloFade2]

His name is Lloyd Christmas, her name is Mary, if they actually hit it off and got married her name would be Mary Christmas...oh that is just hilarious.

[1czelaya]

I've scene  this movie at least 30 times (not joking) and I've never made that connection... good one.

What a great movie!

[trancendent]

@HelloFade2

Wow 16 years of this movie and I never thought of that. Awesome that you pointed that out.

[ExperienceOsiris]

@HelloFade2 there was a deleted scene where Lloyd is making a scenario that they got married. He stares at the mirror saying "Mary Christmas" over and over with a straight face then turns around to harry and says "it's got a nice ring to it huh harry?" or something like that. I died laughing.

[binder673]

@HelloFade2 omg I can't believe I have never thought of that hahahhaha

[hibeango]

I read ya..

[sfsteve34]

Yea, it is the best comedy ever imo. At least top 3.

[Kingding6]

this is the funniest movie of all time

[bday121]

Jim Carey and and this woman were actually married for a while.

[dfbhcf]

should of showed the scene before when he says "I desperately want to make love to a school boy!"

[30BulletsforMarz]

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[popnutty]

Yahhh.. hahaaaa!!

[83Mysterio]

LOL talk about being optimistic. I saw this movie at the movies when I was 12 years old.

[sweet00976]

I used this line with a girl one time..and after I said " so your tellin' me theres a chance?" she busted out laughing lol

[JediMasterLego]

@sweet00976 at least she got the joke[/prank] and it worked and she laughed, lol.

can you think of what would have happened if she did NOT get the joke?, lol :-P

[trapsmv9]

@sweet00976 Well done.

[Tangerinemustang]

@sweet00976 did you end up fucking her?

[JediMasterLego]

@sweet00976 i wonder if she got the joke (ie. that you were quoting "Dumb and Dumber") or if she was laughing because she thought that you were actually thinking "so i still have a chance... / so you're tellin' me there's a chance?...", lol :-P