$18,000 Martini

[dennisskaterollie]

wat is it made out of bill gates's sperm

[BobbyPlane6252]

So what happens if you swallow the diamond?You would have to be searching through your own shit then.

[armelqb]

*spills martini*

[BRA1NSP1LL3R1]

hahahaha make the drink sound good in the menu, put a plastic diamond in it and make a buisness of your own, simples

[soulpunisher2]

dare you to run out of the hotel when you get the drink

[Donkeymasta1]

Bet she was shitting on

a bucket next morning so she will get the diamond

[PlayingPanda]

Take it to the pawn stars... ill give you 50 bucks for it

[superwhiz88]

this is an instruction video showing how you bring the diamond out of Africa ,,

[swordmage123]

WDF you drink the dam dimind!!!!! you gata be shitting bricks to shit something like that!!!!

[MrSpy3000]

i would buy it, but ofcourse im rich :)

[MetalGearArmA]

no one will buy this thing never will but if he is a fool and a slave of his wife of coures he will do

[wwepking3]

why the fuck is it $18,000, is it made of panda?

[justinkicksass2]

for $18000 you can drink a diamond! :O

[simonli43]

@justinkicksass2 and then poop it out later!

[JXC59]

wow they use belvedere... could use a better vodka if you pay that much.

[MrXPandakilla]

He got rejected afterwards....

[ScopedPewPew]

*Sigh* rich people are fools.

[manssupar]

rich man doing fool

[valentine820]

$18000!! Does it talk or something?

[elukok]

Once i had an 100$ glass of whisky, but it tasted exactly the same as normal "cheap" whisky. I will do the same mistake never again.

[BurningSpooon]

@elukok thats so true...

[mummyjohn]

The world's most expensive martini and they're using vodka!? I can understand that nobody's bought one.

[nikthepilot]

What if she fucking drinks the diamond?LOL

[habbomaffia12]

@nikthepilot she will poo it out?

[Leadman1989]

@nikthepilot

She'll shit it out. O.o

[samm1809]

Honey, will you *GULP* :/ ........don't worry.

[dizzlethechef]

Meanwhile in Africa, children are dying of starvation, and are enslaved to harvest these diamonds. Enjoy your 18,000¥ martin.

[Wint3rMetal]

@dizzlethechef

1,800,000 Yen actually

[kitty6837]

Would really suck if you swallowed the diamond by mistake XD

[fghrere]

martini for small dicks. i never pay to fuck a girl and my wife won t be so stupid to want this kinda shit

[rashid1234ify]

go to vat 19.com and buy a martini!

[DWdrums25]

18000 for a 1k diamond... go fuck yourself.

[HugeDeek]

0:35 ... Shit is she the right person... final decision, quick!

[kobepower]

thats a nice tip :) for the waiter

[soulpunisher2]

niiice a martini that only has vodka niice

[richardxx9011]

@SantaTheHo No.. it comes out to around 15,000 US dollars. What the hell are you looking up? Trying to prove people wrong like you were some smart kid? Lol.. Its 123 yen in japan and like 8 something per us dollar in china. There you learned something today.. Yay you! : )

[nerfanator01]

i would spend the money on the kids if they have any

[nonewill100]

and after that you hafe the most expensive piss in your life

[ak475495]

i am hella rich i have had one

[TejasM14]

Hey honey, my proposal method was so unique it is on a menu.

[d0rdea]

how the fuck did I get here?

[SantaTheHo]

One Million Eight Hundred Thousand Yen

So that's 1.800.000 in USD, that's 23.000$. Wow.

[haze656]

@SantaTheHo no its 18000

[SantaTheHo]

@haze656 What a compelling argument there.

[mjdmzn]

"...no-one's ever bought one."

yeah because it's rediculous to buy one

[Roflzorz1]

18000 yen is like 180$

[TheStoopad]

ME. WANT.

[xclusiv3jmo]

wow I can make that at home....some belvedere vodka and mess of cubic zirconia.....after a couple drink they wont know the difference.....

[hansho13]

dear santa...



[mossyfart]

It would be terrible if someone dropped it on the ground

[kierantiayelong1]

I got here from Pumped Up Kick's Dubstep...

[liolp808]

"no-one's ever bought one." SHIT ME NOT? O.o

[DanielVonPalota]

Of course no one has ever bought one... Waste of money... lol.

[icearagon]

i laughed at the last sub. no one has ever bought it... hohoho

[marvel121890]

$18000 martini and they cant chill the glass. lol

[danietkissenle]

@marvel121890 that would cost another $5,000

[Dmi7248]

That would suck ass if the waiter spilled it.

[vsangelv]

okay so you eat the diamond and next crap you have search for it clean it sell it.

[faisalbinabdullah]

الله يرزقنا خمر الجنه يارب

[ILessThan3ToJizz420]

BITCH BETTER NOT SWALLOW IT.

[HudsonReviver3]

The funny thing is she said no! :D

[kotonizna]

What a stupid concept...

[killagon1]

it would be a shame if you accidently drank it...

[jschoolhannah]

i'd have to work for a year to afford this drink. i'll stick with rum and coke thanks!

[NocturnalWrita]

why the diamond?

[haloreachisepic]

She must think she is getting her period because the diamond cut her ass while shitting it out

[haloreachisepic]

I have a friend who spent 6,000$ on a 178 year old German beer and 14,000$ on a 98 year old whiskey and the bill bill was 24,000$ dollars including tax and the tip was 2,000$ dollars. He did this every night for 7 days in Vegas.

[Melonenkaugummi]

@haloreachisepic

Nothing special!

German beer is the best beer!

Greetings from Berlin! ;)

[RainfulPhenix]

*swallows the diamond*

....shit

[FadedMindz210]

Give me a fucking break!!

[lilstabby12]

MY SPIRM DOSEN'T COST THIS MUCH ?

[JessicaLovelace]

i went from a hair tutorial to an antarium to eating live octopus to this... the wonder's of youtube.

[FHSProduction]

I bet she was shitting in buckets for days, just waiting to be 17,990 richer

[anthonym2121]

i wonder how much it would be without the diamond

[aliseki]

youtube.com/watch?v=bJIYOGQvxc­U

see what you drink ....

Martini Scandal...

[MKroX2202]

if i am going to pay that much money for a martini, i would EXPECT gin in it instead of vodka....

[cACTIfARM]

Would the diamond cut open all of her intestines and shit if she ate it toh?

[uglydollsinc123]

@cACTIfARM its too small..

[263NightWolf263]

What is the point if you drink martini with diamond in it ???

[asnjdajsfbkj]

boring

[okonomiyakiyummy]

1 carat diamond = around 1500$ =_=.....

[IdeonFukkatsu]

who the hell are buying it in the commercial?> FAKES

[fmissoni]

Only asian can afford this :D

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

do u drink the diamond?

[WWOLFwts]

@KUSHaPOTamus420 Yes... Yes, you drink the diamond

Then you play the world's worst scavenger hunt to get it back

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

@WWOLFwts why would u drink the diamond ?

[signaturemover]

so basically if i give these guys a diamond necklace and two cups of martini, they give me 18000 bucks?

[MaS3RaTi]

fuck that !

[sunnyztmoney]

i dont get it how is this a martini? vodka with lime juice isnt...........

[TheSarich5]

For that money you want your martini to be made properly and cold at least????

[WorldLover66]

thts about 231 dollars

[sirarrowmen]

So they take the diamond back? stingy bitches.

[Keiykou]

Fake.

[firedtube]

who would want a piece of diamond in it,it doesent give any taste

[MrCipherz]

MEGA FAIL

[irambospecud0wn]

Sadly for the Ritz-Carlton...no-one's ever bought one.

Must be a real Sherlock Holmes to understand that

[auaaron11]

Screw this, I want that 'cheese martini' on the menu just below it.

[Megaman624705]

watch that woman choke on that one carat diamond and die

[TheJugsGaming]

@Megaman624705 worth it

[MrAtaguas]

@Megaman624705 id pay $18000 for that

[Roppel]

im warsten Sinne des wortes scheisst Sie Diamanten

[viperxeon]

1 Carat diamond = 5,000.

So you are paying 13,000 for a bitch who can't sing, singing Diamonds Are Forever and a Martini.

[MissBiguk]

Give me all the money in the world and I would never waste a penny on that foolishness! wtf?!

[swordlink90]

What an expensive way to get drunk...

[trvekvltBurzum]

Shaken, not stirred? That sir is an insult to Martini.

[Shvauk]

stupid bitch doesnt even look phased that shes drinking 18000 dollars!! fuck bitches

[huntsman1230]

you can also clearly see in the close up, that is nasty-ass vodka. Doesn't look distilled at all. $18k my butt.

[Inv4derxXx]

@huntsman1230 that is a bottle of belevedere

[jASTDK]

.oO(She has to screw me now!)

[schijtbak69]

oeps, swallowed the diamond

[Cousincho]

If it was me i would drink 20 and than ask for the bill thinking its like 80$

[TheFiixify]

stupid

[TheMrVASCO]

It´s pure vodka 0.16 shaked by a gay guy 0.23 witha a diamond... what a shit!

[Rdrizzle1]

what if it spills?...

[YoCzechYourself]

1 Martini : $18000

1 Margarita : $10

Realizing now your in dept : Priceless....

[ThePhyscoWorld]

this asian kid who lives down the street has a million yen money slip(i think its a million)

[BacchusFA]

DUMB DA DUMB DUMB DUMB!

[FallenFallRider]

What if while there drinking it they swallow the diamond?

[Gunner3210]

@FallenFallRider Then they shit it out. Then it becomes the $18000 piece of shit.

[FallenFallRider]

@Gunner3210 xD

[Mozartology]

@FallenFallRider You have to get it back. Enough said.

[ishtech101]

no ones ever bought one? wow, wonder why? LMFAO...

[ultimaterunescape90]

god...this is easy....first: get some cheap but good martini

second:by just a little diamond the one that ya can afford...

third:good luck in jail xD

[KenjiSan92]

At first I was like "what the hell kind of liquors are they using in that drink?!" o it's just a diamond? Wtf-ever.

[RazzberriJam]

what if she swallowed it?

[abcjack100]

iIt would really suck if you spilled that... -_-

[JMB177]

It should come with 3 hookers and a used car.

[darcymaywhitaker]

@JMB177 and yet it comes with a Sparkley Crystal or diamond

[coryboy345]

@JMB177 Now that's my type of Martini

[GLITCHENSCOPE]

its 1 million 18,00

dollars

[diagonaluk]

I thought a five dollar shake was expensive?? Ahaha

[UnknownGenius01]

What's the price of that martini alone? Not including the diamond. I know that's not on the menu, but if you wanted to buy that martini elsewhere, how much is it?

[AronEmil1]

what if she swallows the diamond ? haha

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

Theres a 10 grand one at the Algonquin Hotel in New York and comes with a 1.52 carat. But they don't sing to you so...

[zpass05]

@ShaolinDeadlyGamers They don't even sing to you? What a waste of money, lol.

[CaptianComment]

Regular bowl of cereal *add diamonds*

~~THE MOST EXPENSIVE BOWL OF CEREAL

Regular glass of orange juice *add diamonds*

~~THE MOST EXPENSIVE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE

Regular dead, rotting corpse *add diamonds*

~~THE SECOND MOST EXPENSIVE DEAD CORPSE ...(the first has sapphires too)

[gludeklis]

WHATS THE FUCKIN POINT OF THAT DIAMOND?

SHOULD YOU SWALLOW IT AFTER?

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

[ScreaminEmu]

Vodka? So it's an $18,000 kangaroo, then.

PS- Bleu Cheese Martini?! Ugh. Japanese people have some messed up tastes...

[ulkord]

bur how much would the martini cost without the diamoond

[PinGsamY]

@ulkord 1 buck, 3 chewing gum and 2 clams.

[ulkord]

@PinGsamY why a chewing gum?

[scar5191]

"Here you go honey, there is a surprise insi-"

Dumb bitch: "gGLGUGGLUGGLUG"

Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Wapak95]

No one buys the drink because we all know its the diamond that made this drink expensive

[MrBobBastard]

Ya wouldn't want to swallow the fucking diamond, otherwise you'd be sticking your finger up her ass to find the it!!!! Give me a beer anytime for fucks sake.

[biggydg]

stupid price for stupid buyers

[Gman6755]

Even if you had the money, that is just plain retarded!!

[ShxtBlowsUp]

I like how she just casually sips it, and half-assedly toasts him like he just bought her a Miller Lite.

[blunttip45]

or you could spend $5 on a martini and $2000 on a ring and still come out ahead.

[MapleConquer]

no-one has ever bought one... a surprise?

[CornMakesWhiskey]

what the fuck; grey goose for a 18k martini? Goose is decent but it aint that great.

[TheDanteOxalis]

Why do you have the coolest videos on your channel?

[pafa92]

i can drink martini for 5€.. why spend 18000 fuckin dollars?

[VietCrea]

ofc no one ever bought one. wtf do you think..

[Viirray]

No one has ever bought one? So the one she was drinking was free? Damn.

[hersenbeuker]

I eat diamonds for breakfast.

[MrSkytops]

i drink this every morning.

[kosta0918]

how did i get here after watching cobras attack people?

[Alexstar1250]

@kosta0918 lmaoooooo

[Brayan88mt]

at 0:49 the guy is like 'why SHE is gonna drink it??!' xD

[revrunnertech2772]

martini -1,000 yen

diamond -1,799,000 yen

[BlackScorpio1990]

I doubt it cost $18,000 to make the ad.

[TERRORCAR]

18,000 yen is 233 US dollars.

[iamthejust]

@TERRORCAR it's actually 1million 800 thousands YEN... where in the world would you find 1.06 Charat diamond selling for just 233 USD?

If you do please tell me... LOL :)

[TERRORCAR]

@iamthejust oh. well man i feel stupid:| i misread that...

[revrunnertech2772]

@TERRORCAR it's for 1,800,000 yen not 18,000

[JOHNNYwxw]

crap

[dadudeProduction]

when they both click theyre glasses together and then drink befor the guy drinks look at his face he like (oh fucking hell y did i buy this bitch an 18,000 dollar drink y cant she just have a beer ) i mean really "oh honey what do u want to drink?" "um... well i was thinking that one" " oh look it only costs... no"

[borsecrosu]

1 beer please

[Gehussterhodn]

on the one half of the world fags drink $18000 martini and on the other half people are dieing because they cant even affort fucking water ... pretty fucked up if you ask me...

[themanitasdeplomo]

@Gehussterhodn It's called natural selection...

[legendsveil]

@Gehussterhodn yeah, and it make no sence to just put a diamond ina martini that might even be really cheap Haha

[kema702]

wtf is the pourpose of this lol

[ironrodext]

what if they forget to put the dimond in

[tronlaser]

I'll take 10

[antoniomoreno16]

dats some retarded as shit i know rich people wouldnt by dat shit cuz its worthless plus rich people are cheap dats why they have money hahahah