Can't touch Kratos

[BrincessKarin]

A-A-aa-aa :D

[MsLols101]

and, i at the moment love-hate Kratos...XD

[MsLols101]

i think i just broke the replay button.

[rinalicat]

Must. Play. AGAAAAIN.

[xXtHeNoTeBoOkXx]

Yuan as Cleveland? OH GOD... Is this heaven?

[meegamoze]

aww a thought he was gonna say judgment for a sec lol

[lochnezzRAWR]

JU-JU-JU-JU-JUDGEMENT!

[xXxFeliciaLuhvxXx]

LMFAO

[DarkwingX777]

@0:23

lloyd:WHAT IN GODS NAME IS HE DOING???

Yuan:I I beleive thats the judgment

XD

[Alfredox314]

Trolls gonna troll...

[EtnaInNetherland]

I feel like someone needs to do with a remix of this song based on ToS. I don't think the lyrics would be that hard to think up either

[megaman6565]

lol kratos griffing XD

[Suikokid2]

LOL, Peter Griffin from Family Guy!

[alexisburst]

Kratos is beastly

[YuriLowelll]

Haha Kratos is crazy guy~!

[lovesucks1811]

hes so hot

[oreov12]

I like it! My favorite part was when Kratos was like: "...and I can touch your sisters teet!" and Genis was like O_0

[sullyernaluvr]

Kratos lieks Raine.....lol

[CkRevrev]

he pied on them

[ZelosFaint]

Haha, Kratos has an sound revolution XD

[alexxb115]

i wish i could touch rain

[LexiScreenGirl4]

cant touch kratos

[LexiScreenGirl4]

hahahaha funny video!

[Kratosaurion9001]

0:09 - 0:11 it sounds like he was going to say ju ju ju judgement

[gymnast4life724]

Yuan disliked this ten times because he will never be as awesome as Kratos

[omegagiga43]

Genis' face at 00:24 XD His mind will never be the same

[Darkraigrl]

Can't stop laughing... XD OUT OF CHARACTER FTW

[sxmvrl]

Ju-ju-ju-

Just like Lloyd, in Symphonia 2,

I have diplomatic immunity, so Family Guy can’t sue

I can pass judgement, even kick ass in the street

I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister’s teat

Can’t Touch Me X2

Stop! Kratos time!

I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt

[sxmvrl]

Meet a boss and fight it out Don’t like it? JUDGEMENT Just for a minute lets all kick butt Can’t touch me Yeah do the Kratos Aurion Judgement! Can’t touch me I’m Cruxis loving Kratos, half-elves think I’m hot Don’t care if you’re handicapped I’ll still pass judgement! I’ve been around the world, from Iselia to Palmacosta bay, It’s Kratos, go Kratos, MC Kratos, Yo Kratos, Let’s see Genis rap this way! Can’t touch me (Except for Raine…you can touch me XD)

[sxmvrl]

I laughed at poor Genus' face! Haha, he's mentally scarred forever....

[Goodguy211]

Question. Can anyone explain to me why the Lloyd dude was in Soul Calibur for Wii?

I never understood. But I never watched this anime.

[gokuds]

@Goodguy211 Probably because the game he's originally in is made by Bamco, the ones who made SC Legends

[littlecookiefan]

that´s great x´D

[smokintheblaze]

Kratos: Except for you. (Sheena)

You can touch me.

[supergallade24]

ROFL XD

[HatsODoom]

I still need to watch this

[Usayasha]

@HatsODoom

Tales of Symphonia, or Family Guy?

Because, although ToS has an Original Video Animation made of it, it's actually a video game.

[HatsODoom]

@Usayasha The ToS Animation duh. =P

[TheDanceBunnies]

"...and touch your sister's titty."

I loved Genis' expression after that xDD lol

[Doomed100]

i lol'ed when I heard yuan was Cleveland xD

[JRC3034]

It would've been hilarious if there was a clip that synced up with the part where he said "Touch your sister's teat" lol like if he was fighting Raine and his hand brushed up against her chest, lmao :)

[JRC3034]

epic Kratos!

[averumsson]

holy crap... kratoast used to be my name on all legend of zelda games and paper mario and anything like that way back when..

[VampireQueenX3]

wait a minute thats peter from famliy guy singing XD

[Tim7676Tim]

kratos has acquired a new skill: the peter griffin bump. it makes all the enemies laugh to death and does 999.999 damage

[KuroiKuroudo]

Kratos: Can't touch me! *insert Judgment*

[HatsODoom]

I gotta watch the ToS Anime at some point. (With Sub-titles of course.)

[OmniDude90]

By the gods...

[gaiaonlineisthebest]

how many episodes are in this series?

[LloydAurion2006]

What serie is this ? :O

[assassin705]

is there something wrong with the video? on my comp it stops at 0:10/1:08

[OtakuwarriorInfernio]

@assassin705 I think there's something wrong with your computer. (sympathy hug) T-T

[whosaiducaneatmario]

i swear the comments are as great as the video xD

[Sernival]

this was pretty damn good

[SummitGold]

Cool ^^

[fireshot6666]

LOL

[GeneralEchidna]

Ju-JuJu-Judgement!

[Winarchnesa]

LOOOL\



[Drifter7071]

sooooo Yuan is black, i guess hes the only one in aselia, but does that mean hes discriminated against for being black AND a half-elf?

[OtakuwarriorInfernio]

@Drifter7071 Racists aserians.....=-=+

[xXTemarixStrifeXx]

XD hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa

[staraptortamer]

I'm never going to look at Kratos the same way again..... O.O

[OtakuwarriorInfernio]

@staraptortamer They say the same thing of Yami when they watch yugioh abridged! X3

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

Yuan, ftw. xD

[Dizzydonkeylol]

Kratos = Peter = EPIC WIN

also LOL at the end

[KeysCrystal]

I love this... X3

[meepfeet]

Kratos: "... and touch your sisters tit"

Genis: :O

Rain: :O

[gokuds]

@meepfeet Best part of the video.

[DarkMarc9001]

Kratos don't give a sh*t if you're a girl, he'll still smack you like hell.

[ShadowtheBlader]

what anime is this from?

[ShadowtheBlader]

@ShadowtheBlader never mind my bad

[mperalta901383]

@ShadowtheBlader

Tales of Symphonia

[MeiuDesuno]

.... wish it wasint true but yes u cant touch anime chuck norris :T.................. Jk but yes u cant touch Kratos 8T

[Emerald658]

Don't mess with Kratos, you can't touch him! *-*

[Develon52]

0:35 - 0:37

Kratos' pee is shaped like a bubble? lol!

[Brqwerty]

well...he is an angel.

[UchihaItachi345]

no one can touch kratos~~

[narusasu]

lawls!! x D

[neji15000]

kratos ftw

[gnahzdivad]

Yuan: *Smirk* I believe that's the worm!

[LikkleMover]

first i thought you made edit it to:

ju-ju-ju-judgement xD

[Mestermenz]

@LikkleMover That's what i thought too xD

[RaineSage014]

you do a great job with tales of symphonia and can't touch me from family guy 5/5 stars.

[Sasuake1000]

1st bit was the best. Good Job. 4/5

[DekuLink7]

you should have had him say to sheena: "exept you, you can touch me."

That would have been hillerious!!!!

[uighhhgh]

dude i love how you started this

[EternallApprentace]

OHHH SHIIIT great idea sweet vid man haha

[Wildpaw0]

Epic XD Kratos is the best~ Love him!

[MrsEmafy]

XD omg.

[MammaMia1st]

funny XD

[emilyismykitticat]

what is tis?

[DigiRena]

Fuck dammit I love Kratos.

[IamAniseTatlin]

Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Judgment

[DekuLink7]

I know man! Thats what I thought he was gunna say!!!!

[gamergrl4000]

I think I know why genis is like: OMG

(listen to what "KRATOS" is sayin at 0:23)

lol this is tooo funny!!!XD

[derausmpark]

light a fire and pee it out xD

[sonic1602]

at the end, lets face it, loyd IS faster, but no ware near as BEAST!!!

[sonic1602]

he gets saved by yuan after the last kratos battle if you said no to all three people in the docter event in flanoir. after you blastim across the forest as lloyd yuan shows up and heals him then you fight ogrin

[SunshinexKite]

Lol. Lloyd has TWO swords and he STILL cant touch Kratos. ^^

[RobloxMario]

"What in God's name is he DOING?"

"I believe that's the Judgement."

[Doomed100]

@RobloxMario kratos likes your 69 thumbs up.

[FelicianoCookie]

@Doomed100 He liked it so much he clicked it 20 more times.

[Doomed100]

@FelicianoCookie lol

[kikomiau12]

lol when he Sayed : Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Just

i thought Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Judgment

[Valierice]

Same here. xD

[kiltnihzur]

@kikomiau12 i so thought the same thing lol

[XxDemitelxX]

xDDDDD POOR KRATOS OMG

[rosenblau2009]

okay that's ... silly but funny :D

[5978888]

I'm surprised that you left out his introduction gory slash scene that everyone seems to put in these videos.

[default3333]

LOL nice

[PokeLinkEB]

That is so like Kratos to act like that lol jk

[Honakoo]

Awesome

[angelfromabv]

hehe..........i touched him(runs away from fangirls)

[Skywolf17]

Copycat, lol. Love you sis ^^

[VivianRamoutar]

nananan

[bonagofsky]

nice 5/5

[AugestFlower]

hahah

[kittycath19]

Nobody can touch Kratos!

He'll do Shining Bind and kill them all! XD

[KycapLanew]

His not that agile in the Video Game!!!!!

Eh, can' argue, hes fuckin' Kratos

[OtakuwarriorInfernio]

@KycapLanew I don't think the video game took full advantage of Kratos' moves, oh well, as long as he's in it right?! X3

[PockyBunnyLove]

JU-JU-JU-JUDGMENT!

[DemonEdyX]

0:10 felt like he was gonna say Judgment

XD

[Miobeus]

You're not the only one. Pfftt

[lafut4]

Lol, great vid!

[Zeo549]

LOLZ to much comedy!

[wonderpetpaw]

kratos is the futer Peter Griffin xD

[DemonicGameFreak]

love this vid man =^-^=

[cannisterkid]

Yuan doesn't seem to agree >__>

[midnafreak]

XDDDDDDD

[HanaHirashi]

Wow this matches so well. XD Scary o.o Kratos is still awesome =D

[animefangirl20]

hahaha this is great. ;p

[PekanChan]

LOL @ Genis's face

[Skywolf17]

.... I touched him. XD (runs away from homicidal fangirls)

[TrinityWolfDragon]

lol Family guy!!!!!!

[Shadowmaster272]

I lik how you did the beginning.

[SuuOfTheSun]

Lloyd:What in god's name is he doing?

Kratos:Can't touch me.

Yuan:I belive that's the worm.

lol

[mizuhogirl001]

totally awesome 5/5! my fav video in all of youtube!

[SparklingNeos]

LOL Genis was all like

''WTF''

[Kraurion]

awesome X_X

5*

[nevrest]

I can't even express how amazing that was...

[KratosAurion777]

I...

...

....

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!

[thegirloftales]

O_____O *commits suicide*

[xXAnimeCatherineXx]

lol this is the perfect song for Kratos XD

[riceje006]

can't touch ME!

[Marikea]

man I love your videos, this one in particular! xDDDDD omg that's just too funny XD

um... I know people hate these questions, but where'd you get the episodes? cos I in fact managed to download the first three eps via Torrent, but not the 4th one... ._.' and I would really really need it as I'm starting to make ToS vids too -.-'

[Kratoast]

Thanks! ^_^

I don't remember where I got the clips for THIS video from but you can get the subless episodes from AbyssalChronicles.

[NessAndLucied]

Is there a place where I can watch the anime of this with the translation at the bottom? It looks awesome O.O

[JeanPierreCuebas]

lol

[sunrisestory]

This is always the video I watch first in the morning.

"I'm a big shot- there's no doubt."

THAT LINE HAD PERFECT TIMING. XD:;

[ilvcardcaptor]

omg i laughed so hard lol xD gr8 5/5

[Alcyshy]

Genis' face was the BEST XD lol, this whole thing was made of epic XD

[Gallade33880]

wait, is this like a tv show? I thought it was a game

[Kratoast]

Tales of Symphonia is a game but they also made an OVA based on it... Look at the comment below. And always read the description before commenting on a video. I already said it's from the Tales of Symphonia OVA. If you have general questions that are not directly related to a video please use Google. The first thing you'll find by searching for "Tales of Symphonia OVA" is an article on Wikipedia answering your question.

[austinrollag]

@Gallade33880 naw they just made like 4 episodes of it they make like 2 more then thats it..maybe like 2 of the second one

[666nixon]

Wow did they make an anime of ToS or is this scene's from the game

[Kratoast]

Yes, they made an anime - an OVA to be more precise. Four parts are already out.

[cutelilundine]

This... Is truly a work of art.

[SarahGekkou]

IT'S PERFECT!!

Kratos:And touch your sisters teet

Genis: O_O

That part was great!! XD

[bluemew32]

O_O

[SheenaZelosNaruto]

lol! THis is hilarious!

[chocobunny257]

<3!!!!!

[YuiXSymphonia]

ROFLMAO

[Ryusola]

8D

This video makes me smile.

[blueicequeen94]

It makes me smile 2 ^.^

[WishingZelda]

LMAO! Look at the vid when he says 'Light a fire and pee it hot'

(smirks) Oh I don't know Kratos, I might touch you! lol!!

[toonmario64]

Light a fire and pee it OUT, he says. In the Family guy episode, at the end of the song, he points to a woman, and says, "except you. you can touch me." Was that for you, perhaps?

[kittycath19]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!­XD

[Weresquid]

LMAO. That was awesome. :D

[Kratoast]

Sure, no problem.^^ I'm glad you like my video! =D

[Kratoast]

I see you've just added "Tales of Symphonia: The Animation Episode 1 Part 1/4" to your favorites. So I believe that question is answered now?^^ Kratos is going to show up in the next part.

[WishingZelda]

This was hilarious! XD Although its sad that the hottest dad of the year won't be playable in the next game... V_V

[XSymphoniaAbyssX]

OKay, after seeing this, I'm subscribing!

[Kratoast]

Thanks! =D