Miami Ink - Octopus Lemur

[gole311]

Where the hell do you get a pet lemor?

[Avradizimir]

A large part of the clientelle of Miami Ink seems to consist of egotistical whores (as demonstrated above) and people with sob stories; usually involving a dead relative or a near death experience. If it wasn't for bad ass tats and Ami James to drool over I'd consign the show to Room 101.

[Svetawantsacracker]

Why is she so proud about making others hurt?

[MrSatanochio]

Fuck this bitch. If she would`ve been modest, at least, she would`ve been ok. I hate it when ugly girls brag about their looks and personality, and you stand there and look at her and you`re like "what the fuck, i don`t get it :| ".

[aussiemacboy1994]

your fucking ugly SLUT



[brunothagetto]

you sure damn look like an octopus after that tatoo

[DanQuinnPlayersClub]

She is probably a lonely bitch who has to spread butter on her clit for her monkey to lick, due to no man wanting to fuck her ocotpus sized ego..

[sebasfold]

"so thats what happen to you" hahaha

[celene66]

you can see her pubes -_-

[Mimmi778]

Why is everyone so mad?

I mean, who WOULDN'T flirt with ami?

[littlemonster8824]

@Mimmi778 i knoww i would lol

[MrTonge24]

3:14 ..?

[MistressMaggot666]

"This one is not even a stripper."

LMFAO. Oh Ami. xD

[xxrockangelXIIIxx]

2:08 i spy with my little eye, an awesome tattoo artist called Kat Von D!

[guschamber]

She shoulda gotten a crab..then when guys see it they know shes got crabs.

[SirSphynxi]

1:18 lolllll Ami's aggressive

[DarkStarEmpireTV]

i was kinda hoping the lemur jumped on top when he was tattooing her .... i'm such a dick

[weenermeat]

Lethal as in giving men STD's??

[ojhda]

God damn it, it is NOT a monkey...

[TenaciousSkaven]

She seemed nice until she called herself beautiful and continuously bragged about being a heartbreaking whore. Her lemur is adorable though :')

[evilPandora]

She's got to lay off the tanning bed and the beach! Fuck her skin is bad, and it makes her look older then i think she is. It's only going to get worse, babe. "No tan lines" indeed.

[panagram]

"I find myself very lethal with the gentlemen if you know what I mean" and the tattooo....maybe she can squirt ink out her vag!? Fuck Yeah!

[smallgiant9]

I saw the title and thought it was an actual octopus lemur... :I

[TheBackyardBangers]

obnoxius

[kh202lover]

She probably should have shaved her pubes the same day that she got the tattoo. Not 3 or so days before so the razor burn and irritation can set it.

[beenikka7]

i want a lemur

[professorNOTNED]

Arrogant bitch. 

[katie1996xx]

people go out with you so they can play with your lemur not you!!!

[ninoisblue]

Sad that you have to own a poor lemur to find some kind of attention YOU IDIOT!!!!!

[ibleedhuskerred1394]

huh, i see the resemblance between the uh, octopus lemur and our girl kimberly here.

fugly bitch. :)

[briannaamazing]

"I totally break hearts ;)" bitch I'm bouta break yo face.

[emilythedragon]

This isn't eHarmony, you don't need to give your love history

[NanevicJr]

its a stupid tatto , but the guy did great job still looks stupid.

[xVxTaivXv]

one on the most deadly octopie there is once bit theres no cue, Advertising the fact she got aids. ugly ass bitch

[frethegrenade]

yeah i break hearts...WTF

[monochrome96darling]

OMG Ami gets all the action :P

[dias17se]

the bald guy is such a douche

[Bebe2020Mega]

am i the only one who thinks she's really ugly lol

[AmandeDeAmerique]

I. WANT. A. PET. LEMUR.

[iAdmireQuagsire]

that lemur is better looking than you girl

[ElvenApollo]

thumbs up if ur sick of all these adverts

[babybodybuilder]

is it just me or is that just an awful tattoo....?

[ThePsychoSarah]

i think he got an erection while doing that tattoo, cos IT SUCKS

[ThePsychoSarah]

man what a whore... but i love that lemur :p

[MechaTeapot]

Above average? Bitch please...

[EpicKtiKat]

the bald guy sure does get a lot of action lol

[RonieBradshaw]

Hahaha, I'll let you play with my monkey.

[conner1ize]

huge slut

[MrLenno7]

Darren just playing with the Lemur :L

[theboldcodman]

innuendos doesn't make sexy.

she is obviously in love with her own reflection

[jkaiser193]

ive those lemurs in the wild out in west texas, and i got an octopus tattoo two days ago, mine is better and i wasnt a bitch like her.

[JkAllDayHills]

HAHA 'I break hearts all the time... unfortunately" bitch please, you look like someone smacked you in the face with a shovel

[joklangpwns]

Is it just me or it actually looks shit.. lol

[Imtehbestz]

She's just a fucking whore.

[RammliedGaming]

Ami's expressions are priceless!

[quintonsweeney]

so much ass getting

[GenVicious]

Lololol. She's not hot at allllll. She's a little attractive, but that's about it.

[xsaraxcullenx122]

wow she's ... delusional!!!

[MajaF93]

The word 'octupie' sounds... deliciuos...

[faded2blak]

i would fuck THE SHIT out of her. and idc what you say...if you think shes ugly theres one of two things goin on, one youre gay, two youre jealous...yea so what shes conceited ill teach that bitch a lesson she will never forget...hahaha you all need to grow a pair

[LegacyTattoos]

bahaha i hope that ugly bitch came on this video to read the coments thinkin we'd all be talking about how hot she is but sadly thats not the case, conceited whore.

[leerobbo123456]

That tattoo was shite, not the artists fault just a rubbish design

[KnG1Dakota]

those are legal!?! i want one!!

[thequazify]

good lord why do all the ugly ass bithces on this show think they are so freaking hot?? Oh and by the way why would you get an octopus crawling up your pubes?!

[JustwannaBeReal1]

@thequazify Because she JUST got rid of the CRABS.

[Maytious]

@thequazify To Scare Away the Crabs!

[redeyeman06]

@thequazify so that when her pyabs (pubes) grow she has a hairy octopussy

[noodlez4me]

what a ugly slut. you could see her pubes sorta

[Madlenaaa]

she's ugly

[twentyoneandsix]

america in a nutshell

[keinanjoss]

Lucky lemur has a whore

[Sithemp11]

Poor Lemur, having to live with a whore.

[plstrom]

newsflash bitch , you're not that beautifull...

[Draminaj]

ARGH whatta cunt she int even nice looking

[HannibalxStarling]

Fuck her, The lemur is SO CUTE :3

[Rrrino43]

she makes me wana puke the way she brags about herself

[SolarPhoenix61]

Get back to the kitchen BITCH, don't make me use my pimp hand on you

[mistakisso]

Louie has to live with her poor lemur haha 

[xPuff1]

the lemur deserver a tattoo not that bitch

[WatchThat22]

The monkey looks better than her.

[LegacyTattoos]

what a lucky grab on that username!!! "ink" what are the odds

[moranatinky]

ppl fall in love with her monkey XD

[xtrabass]

Why does that ugly chick think she is hot? I don't get it?

[DonkeyParadise]

Well this girl is annoying as fuck.

[ninilein1505]

I bet she´s been fucked over by a lot of assholes, thats why she´s got such a shit attitude and overcompensates by talking waaaay to much about herself... deep down she is a hurt little girl with a lot of self doubts!

lemur´s cute though :)

[JustMeAdrian1984]

Back to the kitchen BITCH!

[7REAMY]

GIRLS AND CRAZY TATTOOS

[toenail12345]

pause it at 2:14. EVIL LEMUR

[brunettebarbie54]

shes soo weird WTF.lolll

[raquelnatanael]

im sorry but shes nt beautiful,!!!!! im nt beautiful either.but she sure thinks too much of her self

[MBair9109]

she looks like the girl from the goofy movie lol

[ScuppetBabyy]

@MBair9109 omg. best comment on here hahahaha

[ki3ran191]

@MBair9109 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah oh my god I laughed so hard at that.

[littleSteph13]

is it me or can you see where she has shaved?

[RawritsDerek]

HYDRA

[blu3eyedgirlx]

2:08 kat :D

[moonfacemoonfacemoo]

Uh, how is anyone impressed with that tattoo? It's a spotty blob. Although a spotty blob above your crotch will warn people about your lethality, I suppose.

[NRSdubstep]

3:26 EWWWW! she hasn't shaved in like 2 days >.<

[Bananaphoneinc]

Lemurs shouldn't be kept as pets....they can rip your finger off.

Maybe that's what happened to her face? XD

[OriginalRost]

its because she has 8 pussies.

[jahlove111]

lemurs are so cute

[twilightpony223]

You could see her pubes...

[Biohazard1369]

@twilightpony223 AH! I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it...thanks xD

[HowdyDoodyIsMyIdol]

"i think i have above average looks"

i mean....besides her weird face, huge teeth, straw hair, and MOOLLLEYY MOLEEYYY MOOOOLLLEEE, she's alright.

[triforceize]

Is that legal to have one of those

[1animals12]

how did she get that lemur as a pet???

[willtayte]

shit tattoo on a shit human

[PeaveyESP]

She's got a horrible face...

[NewbPhil]

@PeaveyESP All girls look the same in the dark bro...

[PeaveyESP]

@NewbPhil I salute you, sir.

[niekvlug]

Wtf having monkeys is legal in Miami? xD

[themckinnondude]

i would marry her and then divorce her and, in the settlement, take the lil monkey!

[Andyiron777]

shit sucks



[basskiller72]

3:40 you can see some pubes she needs to shave eww

[ContainedMax]

@basskiller72 she did shave them, but you cant shave them ALL the way off thats why when you hug a guy around say 50 that has no beard you might feel his beard, if you know what i mean

[romeroldn]

How glad are we that her tattoo came out looking like absolute sh*t! lol. what a crap tattoo and that is like one of the first time I have ever called a tattoo sh*t because it's a personal and PERMANENT thing, but she deserves it to be shown as the sh*t that it is... :)

[Pussynator123]

LOOK ITS KING JULIEN :D

[GrahamCOD]

yes she had some hairy skin that wasn't even hair pubic area and she had a vitory highway or some shit.

[kaliiq]

She wanted him so bad

[shinznay]

pube hairs. euw lol

[DavidBowieRocksHard]

i'd like to break her face

[achetat2]

que estupida...shut up bitch!!!!!!



[VideoGame420]

"wow"



[4lifeLeedsRhinos]

That bint needs to get her head out her arse

[MarenElisa]

"Omg I'm so hot and amazing and everyone falls in love with me, I'm so irresistible, I break everyone's hearts, I'm so dangerous and sexy, blah blah blah..." SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[xxxvousyou]

Kat's laugh at 2:07<3

[Gardmaiden]

Omg, fuck the tattoo that chick is wearing a Maiden shirt.

[jipsqueeny]

octodickhead !

[jabbadarth]

stupid ugly tattoo

[courtneybeth74]

Ami is killing me. LOL

[streetskin]

Imagine give her a great oral sex and the tentacles of this shit is right on your eyes.........

[Meg4fall]

ami is funny as shit

[tommyv331992]

Octopussoire.

[Yokizuu]

@nicolesilverlance And it´t her fault that she has a big nose??

[MforceArts]

zomfg Gieeef monkeeeh!

[GreenDaysSuperHero]

that's an ugly tattoo.

[hydfawr]

Animals in a Tattoo studio??Not in the UK

[Goodfoot6]

SHES A MUTT

[nuttyfroot]

Wow, somebody loves herself!

[RobotChick1000]

i love the lemur! but shes aloud to bring that into the store?! and shes aloud to have one as a pet?! blows my mind

[RockTheGABE]

@RobotChick1000 you spell "allowed" as "aloud"?! BLOWS MY MIND!

[RobotChick1000]

@RockTheGABE Oh wow. Haha my bad. I didn't even realize I did that. oops! Thanks for correcting me!

[mrskellinquinn]

yeah i think.. wait, no, i KNOW i have above average looks, ahah, i break hearts all the time, and oh, did i mention im beautiful?

shut the fuck up.

[heidikang]

@mrskellinquinn

LOOOOOOOOL

[AdotAllen]

wow. she is so full of herself. she is not even that cute.

[nejex461]

lemurs are expensive as fuck

like

4000 bucks for young male

[obsesedwithguitar]

zabomafoo!!



[BREEBREE758]

@obsesedwithguitar you took my comment! lol

[TheDanifreire]

1:28 that´s the funniest and the same time sexiest face of all <3

[mrsexyanimal69]

are those hairs i see ?

[Genevieve1023]

I thought having a Lemur as a pet was against the law. If it isn't, I think it should be. I know she loves her pet, but I don't see how a tree creature that lives in groups of 30 or more of it's own kind, can be properly happy on a leash on the ground with humans. Just because you love the animal, doesn't mean it belongs with you.

[darkroge]

@Genevieve1023 you are aloud to own them if you get a special certificate after training her job is most likely animal orientated

[Genevieve1023]

@darkroge Well that does make it a little better, but I still don't think it's right.

[darkroge]

@Genevieve1023 its not right but the lemurs that they get are born in captivity would not survive in the wild so if she is treating it right and its got a large living space it may be better than a zoo in some aspects but as i say there is alot of training and it is very hard to gain the certificate so she may work for a zoo or a conservation no ordinary person can gain a certificate

[cammyg696969]

worst tattoo, ami is shit

[anjhap]

ahaaa... she's funny :p

[JizzyPalms]

"I dont like people close" I wouldn't get close to that bitch she was mackin with that monkey. EW GROSS

[shandyyful]

He really seemed to fall for her

[TheAshley123457]

she is such a ugly,mean,up her self bitch

[thornofsynn]

stop talking and dance bitch....damnit...

[SuperProwler2010]

it looks like a septic scab.

[missXmarie0990]

nice growing in pubic hair darlin

[CorporateAvenger9]

i hope he hit that shit. shes not as hot as she thinks tho

[CorporateAvenger9]

i hope he hit that shit

[magnate2008]

Shut up bitch!!!

[xXXJimboSliceXXx]

I wanna pound her in the tookus

[DazOr95]

i wana ring tailed lemur:(

[Baller527]

Her ego made her uglier than she originally was

[pargasia]

Is that even legal?

[Evangylinajolie]

ami is so cuuute

[lns1988]

Girl: I think I have above average looks.

Ami: Oh, you think so?

He didn't even co-sign with her! LOL

[maikeru01]

"Can't wait to show everybody my nasty pus." Amazing that grown adults can't figure out what Pus means. Hmm octo means 8. What does an octopus have 8 of? Derp I don't know. It's not like a lot english comes from latin and all native english speakers with a 7th grade education should probably have a basic enough knowledge of latin to know that pus means leg or foot. then again, he didn't even know what the fuck a lemur was. and she is a dumb bitch getting an octopus tattoo. low standards, folks.

[XxHooksxX]

If someone asked you what an attention whore is all you'd have to do is show them the girl in this vid.

[alvarukala]

that bitch was ugly

[girlwiththeguitar99]

OMG I want a lemur too!!!