Big Happy Christmas Tree!

[22burnsie]

do u get the tree first or jory first

[MrScallywag331]

"I videotaped him doing it." Need I say more? Lulz

[sigvess11]

im a big fan of what you do. and i have watched your videos for a long ass time. and it all started with a youtube search for "dildo" with took me to one of the microwaveshow episodes xD

[turbojermyhamondALT]

Why is Riley wearing your jacket?

[Jon]

@turbojermyhamondALT - Why didn't you watch the video?

[turbojermyhamondALT]

@Jon I did i just didnt get it

[musiclover9507]

Jon looks like an 70 yr old dude with his shirt tucked in!!! srry jon but the truth had to come out!!! <3<3

[rubymaster65810]

"Fuck the tractor! I'll carry that too damn it!" lol

[shaniaandlittlemommy]

haha! Love the shirt! :D lol

[barstowsteve]

Kill a tree for the baby Jesus!

[xxxXCuervoXxxx]

I'd love to cut my own tree!! That's awesome! And also I would have tackled the tree down, lol

[jeremyshaw]

HA BISKY! Funny, as usual and awesome! Good choice for the tree, Jon! Right on! There's no substitute for a real Christmas tree. Looks good, man. Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas, Jon; Rebecca and Riley! "Liked"!

[mystery512]

That farm sucked. Looked like they just bought a piece of land and marketed it as a tree farm. None of them were properly kept and were all ugly.

[Jon]

@mystery512 - Yeah... tell me about it. It's doubtful we'd go back. All the good trees had already been cut, and brought out front - but there's no fun there!

[greenday61892]

@Jon Can't tell if serious or trolling.... :P

[Gxrocks123]

LoZ reference ftw :D!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Nice!

[hinkeyman]

Tree looks nice Jon! Hope you two have a Merry Christmas!

[daewooparts]

thats one fat tree, not a POS wal-mart /roadside tree

[daewooparts]

nice you get a REAL TREE ,fake trees suck ,no wonder why you doused it in gasoline and nuked the fake tree in the microwave show

[lightdanger]

your house looks quite lovely for Christmas. Have a Merry Holiday sir.

[Jon]

@lightdanger - Thank you much.

Have a happy Christmas.

[Leafs580]

awesome! Merry Christmas!

[doughboytheman30]

Merry Christmas, Jon.

[samchoochiu]

u need to make moar the world according to jon videos...

its the only thing on ur channel and YOUTUBEthat i watch now.

[Jon]

@samchoochiu - Maybe you should watch these too? They're even better.

[samchoochiu]

@Jon omg! u replied!!

[TheDanielHolt]

@samchoochiu Jon reads pretty much all the comments, but he only replies if he feels the need. In fact, he might even be reading this! Hi Jon!

[Jon]

@samchoochiu - You must be new here.

[anakinfan8]

wait a minute they acutally let you guys cut down those trees? i don't know but isnt that against the law? forgive me if im wrong

[Degslon]

@anakinfan8 in new hampshire? i highly doubt it

[Jon]

@anakinfan8 *facepalm* ...

It's a tree farm. Were you paying attention?

[anakinfan8]

@Jon

ok im sorry didn't really know those existed

[Jon]

@anakinfan8 - Except that it was explained at the start of this video...

Seriously dude.

[anakinfan8]

@Jon

Ok jon im sorry but i don't live where you do, and i didn't know about these tree farms, i didn't know what to say i just meant to say that stuff like that actually existed

[Jon]

@anakinfan8 - I tell you where I live in EVERY video I've ever posted. I told you about the tree farms in THIS video.

Nice try, playing the ignorance card - but even if this was your first time watching my videos... you shouldn't have been that clueless. Just saying.

[FroggerbobT]

@anakinfan8 Aside from the fact its a tree farm, NH is fucking packed with trees.

[SunriseAtTwilight]

Oddly I was waiting all video just for someone to say Timberrr!

[tipmcstag]

I find Riley's extreme masculinity easy to masturbate to.

[azurehydra]

That's awesome. Riley is bad ass. Happy Holidays.

[Roluth]

Hey Jon, I have a good idea for you. Next year PLANT a real tree in your yard. That way you can decorate it for Christmas every year, it takes care of it's self. And no mess. That is what my family is planning on doing since bringing a real tree inside near a fireplace is a BAD idea.

[Jon]

@Roluth - Why... is the fireplace going to spontaneously combust on us?

[mynameisslava]

lol no one laughs when you try to tell a joke. it is interesting to listen to you talk though.

[Robbie06261995]

I'm allergic to pine so oh well.

[goldeneyerocks]

epic

[Evan42881]

Jon, I dare you to shave your beard :D

[Jon]

@Evan42881 No.

[TheProjectMJ]

It's a pretty tree Jon! Merry Christmas! :)

[ItsBenHansen]

@jon Hope you, and the JogWheel team all have a very merry Christmas, thanks for hours of entertainment this year :)

[devdude75]

Is your wife afraid to be on camera Jon?

[Jon]

@devdude75 - No.

[turbojermyhamondALT]

Christmas Hair cut!

[ZeppelinFloydRoses]

Merry Christmas to you and your wife. Oh, and you're microwave ;)

[Jon]

@ZeppelinFloydRoses Haha, thanks.

[jacosam62]

Haha. This was a funny video. Jon having his shirt tucked in and saying to Jon's wife, "Oh you better not have fucking found a betta tree." Haha.

[fourthlemon]

Merry Christmas to you and your family Jon!

[Sh33un]

Why are your videos download so slowly (1080p)? Other 1080p vids elsewhere do not.

[Jon]

@Sh33un - Don't know what to tell you.

[doughboytheman30]

@Jon I agree they are slow, but it is so worth it! Just saying...

[farlay]

love the smell of a real xmas tree.

[DevilGuyUK]

Jonathan Paula:

Has a wife

Chooses to seduce inanimate objects

The ambassador of the internet.

[sohigh10]

I like flanel jackets to

[TenorCG]

"I'll carry the tractor too dammit!"

[KholdStare54]

Very nice tree.

[cthslax]

Really nice looking tree Jon. and I must say Riley sure made the flannel look good, Jon listen to your wife, don't tuck that shirt.

[dpostuk]

@Jon, good luck clearing up the needles :P

[Balarick]

get a long chainsaw for that cut.

[delicious619]

@Balarick I think he just needs to use longer strokes.

[officerbawden17]

My dad grows his own tree do not ask me why.

[315Fasteddie]

This will not be the top comment.

[history797]

LOL NICE VLOG GUY I WATCH IT

[MeleeTiger]

definitely a good corner tree

[SBarbzPortfolio]

I never have had a real tree... My brother is allergic >.<

[MrTomCattt]

that's a damn fine tree you got there

[myanime101]

i wounder what those kids are going to look like haha

[babybott330]

"I thought I saw a better tree..." Merry Christmas to you all! :D

[JoMan1122]

I love Becka's voice.

[Ramones1234100]

"Fuck the tractor, I'll carry that too damn it!" LOL

[ole720]

our family used to buy 20 foot Christmas trees but that cost to much so we got a fake tree

[cool2dude45]

ive always had a real tree. could never have a fake one. no place to store it for the other 11 months :p.

Merry Christmas Jon and Becka!  and have a Happy New Year :)

[JesterMN]

How the hell do you stand the tree up in your house if it just has a stump on the bottom?

[MrPopTarted]

@JesterMN A tree stand..? How would you stand up any other kind of tree?

[bsgtrekfan88]

Video automatically gets a thumbs up for not one, but 2 trek references in the first 35 seconds. @ Jon Happy Holidays guys!

[kazooga1234]

why didnt you just go to the chynobyl tree farm? then you could get any shaped tree you want

this is a super ha bisky vlog i enjoyed it a lot

[MisterBaseball200]

Hahaha - 3:14 - "come on, you little cock-sucking piece of shit". LOL Riley. Great video Jon. I hope you and Rebecca have a great Christmas and a safe and Happy New Year!

[ZeldaInuYashalover]

I've never had a real Christmas tree

[kazooga1234]

@ZeldaInuYashalover i have a few times and the clean up is a bitch

[Qermaq]

@Jon Heh, I don't lie, but I'm always joking. But I actually get a kick out of your comments and fully support the fact that a man's channel is his castle.

[pheonix4565]

OH, YAH, RILEY BIG MANLY MAN TREE CUTTER.

have a merry christmas everyone at ide--- jogwheel* and everyone who reads this comment ^_^ (and those who don't should enjoy their holliday anyway)

[MrSandman127]

Jeez, did Riley pay for the tree, set it up, and decorate it too?

You two must be good friends...

[Jon]

@MrSandman127 - No, no, and no - but yes, since he was born, 20 years ago.

[Evan42881]

@MrSandman127 Calm down Hetfield, lol

[oT1eMoRoKProductions]

Do you know how to say 'pine' in Latin? Pinus.

[wierdpoplol]

@wierdpopIol forgot to type tree

[wierdpoplol]

Happy Holidays Jon! Oh yeah, nice Christmas by the way. Mine looks like crap.

[sonic2277]

Is a real natural fir actually better than just an artificial tree which is what we actually use for the living room?

[Jon]

@sonic2277 - No, not really. We've already decided on an artificial one next year - much much easier to deal with, cleaner... and more cost effective.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@Jon Real ones smell nice though!

[BenAtkinsChafer]

@Jon

but it doesn't look nearly as good as a real one. even if it does slowly perish next to a fire and you TV.

[Jon]

@BenAtkinsChafer - Many fakes look ever better than real ones - maybe you've only seen cheap ones.

[qwartkts]

@Jon - Well I have definitely never seen anything like it before. I like how the white stands out against the bricks. Your house is very nicely decorated.

[Jon]

@qwartkts - Well, you only saw my fireplace... not much else, but thanks :)

[HurriKane1200]

I live in Massachusetts, and I've never had a real tree either. Perhaps I'll take a ride up to New Hampshire and cut down a real one next year. Merry Christmas to you and yours, and the entire JogWheel group, Jon!

[Jon]

@HurriKane1200 - You too, thanks!

[kffej101]

you should try the tree farm across the freeway from six flags MM

[Jon]

@kffej101 - Are you under the impression I live in SoCal?

[danieluzumaki14]

nice tree

[OMGhappiness]

Tree looks awesome Jon! Happy Christmas!

[randalthor12345]

I do this every year with my family, awesome times.

[lahoorah]

Listen to your wife: never tuck in a t-shirt. Women know.

But you picked out a great tree! Beautifully decorated!

[cakt901]

@kvanmete7675 i still like them

[Qermaq]

Jon, I love your channel and I respect that it is about you. I want you to be as big of a pricked as you want to be. Scare away the weak, we have no need for them. Do not compromise your vision for the blind. Power to you. Great tree. Good tea. Nice house.

[Jon]

@Qermaq - Hahah... can't tell if you're trying to subtly take a jab or not. But thanks either way, I guess.

[DustinOfPersonality]

You got a very nice tree, Jon

[DianaH18]

Happy Festivus!

[Jon]

@DianaH18 - My favorite bit is the airing of grievances.

[toan3465]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw the title and wondered how in the heck can you do that i mean those pine needles gotta hurt

[HotRedNut]

you look like a lumberjack with that huge beard

[phox1515]

This is actually the first in a long time I have had an artificial tree myself. but I have to ask what the selection of tree that would fit really that slip that you had to pick one that was dead on the side? Meh few more years of doing it and you'll get the jist of live tree farm umm picking or whatever you wanna call it.

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

Beautiful tree! I hope to have a real tree one day :) this year our fake tree is shorter than my 6 year old XD

[TheLottoTube]

like real lumber jacks lol

[FrostySockJesus]

wait then what was the tree you pulled down with your car

[phox1515]

@FrostySockJesus watch the microwave episode they did for christmas and you might find out :)

[BlckHrt141]

"Cubed tree."

MINECRAFT!

[pyroz8ball]

Merry Christmas Jon.

[MathewRiley]

Riley has a potty mouth 8-P

[jbonevideobox]

Merry Christmas Jon to you and your family!

[tjsynkral]

This tree farm will even kiss your balls for $25.95

[qwartkts]

I love the silhouette of Santa that is above the fireplace! It is a very unusual decoration.

[Jon]

@qwartkts - Is it?

[SuicidalLaughter]

@Guerrillablackdog I have noticed this too and even had him reply to my comment dickishly even though I wasn't attacking him or anything with the comment, but it's understandable. Alot of people in the comments are assholes, or completely retarded, and after a while it must get really frustrating dealing with this large portion of the youtube community. That being said @Jon you need to cool it on the comments, you shouldn't stoop to those people's level it really puts a bad light on you.

[Dandthings]

Nice choice Jon!

[KickingNScreaming64]

What happened to Ideo productions?? Lol

[Jon]

@KickingNScreaming64 - Pretty much exactly what I said happened to it.

[Sehnsucht234]

great looking tree jon, wish we had tree farms here in FL

[nodonut4u]

Cube shaped.

Missing one side.

Two sides.

...

:D

[TheGluksterNetwork]

@Jon "It's the holiday season which means we need to get a holiday tree in my living room. Let's go get one right now..." My friend, it is called a Christmas tree, not a holiday tree.

[pitviper165]

@TheGluksterNetwork He said it once from then on he said christmas tree not holiday.

[SuicidalLaughter]

@TheGluksterNetwork He said Christmas tree at least five six times so I feel that this comment is being unnecessarily asshole-ish

[Jon]

@TheGluksterNetwork - Oh, that? Please. I was diversifying my lexicon. There's no need to crucify me with your precious "anti-war on Christmas"

[TheGluksterNetwork]

@Jon Listen I'm glad your diversifying your phrasing, but it's called a Christmas tree. By calling it a "holiday tree", your are saying that the tree symbolizes the holidays of the holiday season when it really is just symbolizing Christmas. But in reality I guess I am coming off in a bit of an fatuous state, though I just don't think it's right to call it a holiday tree when it's sole purpose is to symbolize Christmas. We have freedom of speech, so say what you want. Thanks for hearing me out.

[Jon]

@TheGluksterNetwork - Again, I think it's best if you dismount your high-horse. There is no ulterior motive here... I know plenty of Jews who don't celebrate Christmas, but do have a tree. What is it called then? Just because *you* perceive it's only meaning to represent a mostly secular holiday anyway, doesn't mean that is it's sole purpose in everyone else's eyes.

[TheGluksterNetwork]

@Jon But that's not the point, your Christian and your using it as a Christmas tree. They can call it whatever they want, but they're not Christian. Again this is all true but the point of my comment was to express my opinion on the fact of the title of the tree. From what you said, I received the vibe that you weren't using it as an actual Christmas tree. But then you go on to talk about getting Christmas trees as a child. Again I am being a little silly but call a menorah "holiday candles".

[Jon]

@TheGluksterNetwork - It seems presumptuous of you to assume that just because I have a Christmas tree, I must be a practicing Christian. Christmas is barely a religious holiday anymore...

And somehow, I have a feeling that if I *had* called a Menorah an 8-tiered holiday candle... you wouldn't be putting up a stink about that.

[Rubes2525]

@Jon And what's wrong with being a practicing Christian?

[Jon]

@Rubes2525 - Nothing at all - but, again, it's presumptuous to label me as one simply because I own a Christmas Tree.

[TheMisslisaof3]

@Jon ;) we have a "Hanukkah Bush", "Christmas Tree", a manga tree this year ( that was the brilliant idea of my cos paying girls ), and a few other misc. themed trees. Yes we go a little over the top at our house.... it is what it is to each individual and we tend to have a blast with any holiday that crosses our path of interest. Diversity and acceptance ROCKS <3 xoxo

[TheMisslisaof3]

@TheMisslisaof3 oops my @ person might have been directed at the wrong individual... I rarely comment and get confused ~ I certainly meant well :) xoxo

[catholiccontriversy]

I used to go get real trees from tree farms, but thenmy alergies got really bad. I miss those days.

[couchpatatoe236]

@catholiccontriversy i thought you where gunna make a Skyrim joke...

[krakatoa0mikel]

A little word of advice, real trees have a greater danger of catching fire, I recommend using one of those fire detecting ornaments and keeping it hydrated.

[rararawr619]

@lonebuttafish stupidity deserves dick replies

everyone knows that

[FosDoNuT]

Now that she has been in a couple of your videos, is there a reason Rebecca wasn't in this one?

[Jon]

@FosDoNuT - Yes, there is.

[cakt901]

@FosDoNuT it's JONS adventure vlog, not JON and rebeccas Adventure vlog

[Youtubr1989]

MEN!!! :-)

[rararawr619]

woot real trees ftw

and no one wants a perfect tree. ours is at like a 70 degree angle and has nothing on one side

[PurebloodYukiCross]

Your tree looks beautiful! Merry Christmas, Jon. :)

[Jon]

@PurebloodYukiCross - Same to you, thanks :)

[DXMorpheus]

Used to live near a conifer plantation and every year we got one for christmas, didn't look as fat as some of those trees but one we got was roughly 8-10ft as we had large ceilings, but moved house and would have to cut one in half to get it in here. Just have a few artificial ones now. Might just get a live tree and plant it outside for next Christmas instead that I can't have it indoors.

Nice tree you got! Merry Christmas to you and Rebecca!

[123whatmeworry]

Im glad to see that Jon is not a Dendrophiliac. I was beginning to worry when I saw the title.

[donofthekuwait]

Save Tree's ! :( use the artificial tree you idiot ....

[Jon]

@donofthekuwait - This is a *tree farm* you dolt. They are specifically grown for the purpose of being harvested. Get your pretentious bullshit out of here, please.

[donofthekuwait]

@Jon Alright Jon i am sorry if it hurted you in anyway, Merry Christmas ;D

[ScatMonkey777]

@donofthekuwait I think there's enough trees for your lifetime.

[rararawr619]

@donofthekuwait they are grown to die like cows

[kingatowning]

@donofthekuwait go fuck a tree you treehugger

[Valbagia]

@donofthekuwait ROFL, you mad hippie?

[79Datson]

Fuck the hand saw CHAIN SAW FTW

@79Datson Or, your very own pet beaver would do a better job! (if you have one that is).