The Spiderses - A Dramatic Reading

[ivar3145]

this sounds like something straight-maned pinkie pie would write

[purplebananafish]

My Little Immortal

[zneonglowz]

im 12 what is this.

[xMOSTYMANx]

I've known about this fanfic for months but finally read it today. I could not stop laughing!

[RalnbowCrash]

I Like how it just gets well written in the middle then it goes back to normal

[JohnMarshton777]

OMFG i havent even finished listening to it but when he said lets have spiders sex i just knew it was all LOLs from there on

[timeparadox888]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[kingcoilepolert]

No gusta D:

[Biff0r]

Wait a sec, this was yours? Mind Blown, I listened to it when you uploaded it, by following a link or something, but I never realized this is actually you reading :D

Dayum, this community just keeps on surprising me with all kinds of awesome..

[GabuEx]

@Biff0r Eeeyup, it's just little ol' me. ;)

Glad you liked it!

[Robofett88]

Wat is this

[mighty3alloa]

This was a very epic experience .

[OphanTheHateEater]

I'm a brony and what is this.

[pvtread]

ftw am i listening to lol

[pvtread]

i is enojying htis im is riveted to my seet

[mooman72v2]

Anypony else reminded of Half Life: Full Life Consequences?

[doodoodudex]

HOLY HELL THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[flashfire505]

Spider Sex

It's weird

[Alondro77]

This stories have gud morales. ABout Spiderses, that they am not bad, but r gud spiderses and eats teh bugs that bite food that we and ponies needs to eat to live, because living is better than being ded.

Also, Twilight is made of spackle.

[Lleerk]

I listened to this all the way through... I think it roted my bran. I am laughing like some kind of goddman moron right now.

[ponchochan]

OHKAEY!

My 2 year old daughter walked by caught a part of the story at the Merriam-Webster spider, and said "Shut up dictionary spider."

[Funnierthan24]

@ponchochan Tell her it's important adult business. :D

[BL3000]

Twilight then looked on the ground and found wepon.

[WolfThunder29]

SPYDUR SECKS!!!

[YermavakPT]

Dude, you have an amazing voice and a mad talent. Very expressive, and hell, this was a fic that was hard to read, lol. Loved it!

[GutWrench95]

This guy > Morgan Freeman

[TotallyGraceful]

"I hope you learnt something from being a spider!"

"Yes I did! I will never forget!"

What did she learn? WHAT DID SHE LEARN?

[VegetaXII]

@TotallyGraceful that spider sex felt like a bag of potato being thrown into a chainlink and i dont know where this metaphore goes. anymore!!!

[mestarilapsi]

it did turn into 1th parson reding story from 3th in a moemt.

(typos intented)

[AlexKadin]

Twilight mom spider thoguht sounds like "Twilight mom spider FAGGOT"

[ninjainthebasement]

This has inspireded me to make the literatures. I maed one calld friendship is ninjas. It are on deviantart. I'm totally not shamelesly self advertising.

[Armystuntman]

Luna Eclipsed.

Includes Spiderses.

Cause Luna read Spiderses.

Which means Lauren Faust/one of the story writers...Read spiderses.

And included it.

IN MY LITTLE PONY.

[WindCaterpillar]

Why is this fic not as popular as Cupcakes and whichever one Nix, or whatever her name is, came from?

[rankaratar]

Luna is th lord Of spiderses.

[GabuEx]

@rankaratar I KNEW I couldn't have been the only guy who got terrible, terrible Spiderses flashbacks from episode 4. :D

[SatireSatyr]

You sir have the most amazing voice. I will hire you $100 an hour to tell me stories.

[VocaloidReyvateil]

Best part of this is the perfect clarity of the baby spider scene.

[Stealez4ever]

0 dislikes.

I WONDER WHY

[GabuEx]

@Stealez4ever One time someone tried to dislike this video.

The baby spiders got him before he could click the mouse button.

[Stealez4ever]

@GabuEx True story, bro.

[TehNinjaLord]

This is a good story becus this was story well wrote and made with the words good and that is why this is good story?

It pains my mind to even attempt to talk that horribly, and what I wrote was only half as bad. I shall never attempt this again.

[trogdor1oh1]

MY LITTLE PONY: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[ponchochan]

@trogdor1oh1 - YESSSSSSS. All I could think of was the HUG TOWER full of spiderses!

[DefinesLosing]

Big Mac Spider Red is my favorite character

[YumeiSan]

My brain hurts.

[SlipMeATwenty]

my fucking god i can't stop giggling

[theonlyafropuff]

THE STORY IS MOST STRANGEST FANPHIC STOORY EVAR THAT PROBABLY WERE WRITEN BY GORDAN FREEMAN AND TOO BAAD I CAN'T NOT UNHEAR DIS!!! o_________O

[kitkat424]

Me and my friend constantly say the "crunchy potato chip bag" quote in class and in the halls all the time. So many people are annoyed, but they don't know what they're missing.

[Overlord360]

This.................is amazing ;_;

[MrCatholicPriest]

For virgins, by virgins.

[altrdwolf]

Doesn't real spider intercourse include the female spider devouring the male spider?

[TehNinjaLord]

@altrdwolf you're confusing spiders with praying mantises, I think.

[altrdwolf]

@TehNinjaLord

Apparently some types of spiders eat the male after mating.

[WindCaterpillar]

@TehNinjaLord

Some spiders eat the males.

[MEMJ0123]

I feel like this is the equivalent to "My Immortal" in the Harry Potter fandom, except you know, this is a joke fic :P. You did a fantastic job of capturing the soul of the story, well done.

[Armystuntman]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learnt that spiders are creepy, but being a spider is better than being dead.

Your faithful stadent,

Twilight Spackle

[POWARLOTH111]

This beautiful and revolutionary piece is masterfully crafted and excellently read.  A masterpiece on par with modern writers the likes Peter Chimaera and Squirrelking!

A must read for all astute and intellectual readers!

5 out of 5 stars!

[caspercool1001]

!_! ?_? WTF IS THIS!!!

[IUsedToBeNumberOne]

My computer froze at 4 minutes and 8.

[mainmanhocolo]

@ 1st i waz lik wunt 2 hav spider sex but then i was no spidder sex

[UnstoppableSan]

Dear GabuEx,

today I've learned that being alive is more good than eating bugs is bad. And being a spider is better than being dead.

Your faithful subscriber (from now on),

UnstoppableSan

And am I the only one who loves the lines "Gentlespider" and "WE ARE SPIDERS!"? :D

[SRaptorfilms]

I'm in tears.

[Alondro77]

When I heard this story, it triggered my evolution into a new plane of existence... as a spider.

I AM THE GIANT QUEEN SPIDER!!!

[TheWeirdPlant]

The fucking letter at the end. XD DAMN IT TWILIGHT!

[bullseyethefox1]

Excuse me, may I marry your voice?

[GabuEx]

@bullseyethefox1 Sadly I don't think that's legal anywhere, except perhaps Massachussetts. :P

[C9316]

OMG TEH SPIDER SEXNESS!

[Ignacio6412]

I once heard this in TF2 xD

[GabuEx]

@Ignacio6412 Really? As mic spam?

Because if so, that's pretty awesome. :P

[Ignacio6412]

@GabuEx It was xD

[MyBrainIsPrettier]

That was an amazing reading of some... taxing source material!

Taxing, but fun.

[VozDeSuenos]

It's sad that the captions for this are about as intelligible as the original story :']

[dr3adskull]

SO BAD

[QuikVidGuy]

For a second, I thought the Jet Dry commercial was part of the video.

[tomol6]

reminds me of my childhood

[dbesd]

This is the best clopfic ever.

[GequalsZ]

got up to 9:32 then I hurled.

[NzAnarchy]

being a spider is beter than being dead, those are words to live by

[4ever8bit]

LOOK AT THAT! there aint no hatin (thumbs down) suprises me tbh.

[VSPhotfries]

TWILIGHT SPACKLE!

[MariRosaArts]

I laughed so hard

[LhyphenFour]

This needs to be animated

[hoodenmcburg]

"And she did the spell"

>Mfw

[stopeatingthepizza]

It was like the person who wrote this was possessed by a macabre Shakespeare at 7:58.

[HakoneDrift]

OK, confirmed, there are 3 alicorns in Equestria

Celestia, Luna and ARGEMBERGER?!?

[GabuEx]

@HakoneDrift Argembarger is BEST ALICORN

[HakoneDrift]

Twillight: I dont want to have spidersex, Big Mac

Big Mca: Y not?

Twilite: BECAUS YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

[ThisIsMadnessMan]

@HakoneDrift OMFG HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

[TSEpictures]

Spider sex, spider sex, Fucking all over the spiderweb. They shoot cum, just like us, except they are, just ugly. Watch out, her comes the spider babiiiieeees.

[TSEpictures]

Poor Spikes gets played like a bitch all the time by the rest of the cast.

[thelovelypenguin]

Haha, you read this so well!

[ulfaton]

I shed a single tear in all the glory of this amazing story.

[richardson100489]

.... I love the way you pronounce all of the misspelled words. Perfect.

[ACluelessKid]

Spider...Sex..

Dear cupcake. This is the most magical fanfic ever.

[BrendonSmall456]

lost it at the spider sex

[killer479]

You beat me to it.

[LifeMakesMeLOL]

I prefer jhaller2's version, but this is still great.

[Kaninjadog]

Sniff It's over... It's over... It's over... *Raises gun to head* I listened to it all... It's all over... Sniff It's... All... Over... BANG

[VozDeSuenos]

You, sir, are my hero. I feel the need to make more dramatic readings. I've done it before, but they don't belong here. ^_^

[LibraHorse1]

Wow. This makes Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula look like Hamlet.

[EmberTwistt]

Is this based on a true story?

[sheepbomb100]

Twilight spackle was studying in her was studying libraried when fellow librarian cow-orker spike said "Twilight Sprinkle, what are you working on?"

[Sladeling]

"OK. Spider sex."

Possibly the greatest line ever written.

[a01421]

My life is now complete...

[someEsoldier]

6_9

[EHeroFlareNeos]

A simple laugh does not describe my reaction, only Kira's laugh.

[ryuuproductions]

spider.

sex.

...

wtf? :D

[PoopDawgification]

How did you read this without laughing?

[AndyRatliff]

Darn! You beat me to it. 

[lalala300]

MY SUPER POWERS HAVE DOUBLED!

Oh god....

[Stealez4ever]

0 dislikes. Proves the godliness.

[TectonInd]

spider sex

[FlCl3000]

this tale is so enveloping! i felt like i was there, with tilight casting the spells! bravo bravo!

[Argembarger]

This is an amazing reading.

I feel that you quite masterfully captured the essence of the piece.

Your voice is like a conduit to my very soul.

[GabuEx]

@Argembarger Glad it meets your approval!

Also I'm sorry if anything I've done here contributes to any irreparable damage to your reputation, as you've feared in the past. :P

[MrIIIThoraxeIII]

Ponies, once you start with them, your mind will grow with more ponies and get destroyed by the fanfics people make. sometimes, it scares me when i see fanfics like these.

[iloveuraven]

The Spiderses oficial drink game:

take one shot everytime someone say spider, ok, happy, good, bad, and spider sex.

[headpikachu]

@iloveuraven Your, sir, have just invented the most dangerous game in Bronydom. Bravo.

[Alondro77]

@iloveuraven Dude, you'd be dead from ethanol poisoning by chapter 2.  :D

[DoubleF100]

best part: Twiligtht said "i love you baby spiders. but you did bad thing. and made my friend spike dead. why you do that? and palease. so go make spike better. and then go to everfee forest where you belong as spiders. it will be. OK?"

[nkelly1432]

dear god...what have we done

[RoadSideCircusM77]

does anyone else think GabuEx would be a decent voice actor for a colt twilight?

[MeatloafStudios]

Half Life Full Life Consequences?

[jedigeek93]

If you did manage to listen to the entire thing, CONGRATULATIONS! You are no longer legally considered sane! Please report to the nearest mental hospital as a courtesy to civilized society! Thank you!

[jellowwater]

I must go now for no raisin.

[LoopuleasaIonut]

WHAT?

[Square1production]

NEED G-MOD VERSION NAO!

[spartanelete]

Spider-Pony sex.... That man is a genius!

[MendrakeD]

Sombody do an amimation for this. Somebody HAS to do an animation for this.

[mrswb]

2:55

lol wut?

[DasZaku]

srrsly?

yeah 2 mins im done

[deathaura40s]

Just when I thought that fic couldn't get any better...

[TakinYoCup]

You are my god.

[SexyMelon]

Me taking a sip of water during this video, not the best idea I ever had.

[51stSheep]

Hoity-Toity: Brilliant! Oh SPECTACULAR! This fanfic is absoLUTELY amazing!

[Wontorres]

I give you props for being able to read this straight, not laughs.

[Ghooostie]

That was the most incredible story I've ever heard. Such depth in the characters and how their actions had consequences.

[00vitality00]

Spidersex? o.O

I need a garrysmod version of this.

[zoetherebel]

The first time I read this story I felt my IQ slip out from under me.

[MrJackolicious]

what the fuck just happened to my brain?

[Sunoco]

Crime and Punishment? War and Peace? Pfft. This is REAL literature.

[Stealez4ever]

@Sunoco SUN TZU SAID THAT.

[Whootirule]

You read this so perfectly. It reminds me of Dot Dot Dot.

[Whootirule]

If only I was blessed with the wonderous talent that you have of making everything bigger and 8

[greatlance14]

spider shecks, leave this place!

[MrPersonoverthere]

I find it incredibly sad that some ponies cannot fully appreciate the greatness of this story...

Every time I attempt to describe it I can never give it the description that it truly deserves. I think only the author himself could ever possibly find a way to do so...

[UserMissingName]

"Spike had just enough presence of mind to scream, but doing so did nothing but allow the swarm of spiders access to his lungs and stomach. The spiderlings drained his fluids for sustenance, and Spike died in horrible terror and agony."

D:

[portal1337]

THEN SPIKE WENT ON THE PLATFORM AND GOT WEPON

[Whootirule]

@portal1337 UNFORTUNATELY SPIKE DIDN'T HAVE WEPON

[ColdIron1022]

This is beautiful.

[LifeSequenceBreak]

This is the greatest story I have ever been a part of! And the only one... *sniff*

[DarkAslox]

Spider Mac! Spider Mac! Does whatever Spider Mac does. Which is spider sex.

[CallumKlena]

Beautiful.

[foxskywalker64]

Oh god, another fanfiction that I can use to rip off Full Life Consequences.

[karwin64]

My Immortal, step aside.

[Chibithor]

The ending is so well written and makes the whole journey worth it...Argembargr is such a handsome fellow.

[bluesuedeballet]

spider sex is best sex

[LimboDash]

Did you do this all in one take? I did the same thing and had to redo each paragraph 15 times because I kept laughing my ass off.

[GabuEx]

@LimboDash All one take, yeah.

[STValleyBE]

@GabuEx You have the perfect voice for this masterpiece.

[Threvlin]

After multiple attempts at listening to this, I finally made it all the way through.

What the hey did I just listen to?

[GabuEx]

@Threvlin The greatest story ever written.

[ArtistofLegacy]

.....What?

[HylianShroom]

what

[MacosmiconL]

This is amazing...great read. I applaud you for not cracking up reading it.

[Threvlin]

This needs to be Garry's Mod video'd. Like.... now.