Raw Video: World's Largest Cruise Ship

[GooglFascists]

What's the DRAFT on that BARGE? Looks like the PIG

would CAPSIZE in a MEDIUM GALE!

[FIREFIGTHER115]

Charliemarq Your mother is a bitch

[TheChickeneer]

I'd feel like a total BOSS piloting that!

[charliemarqfj]

Dont hire a Itailian Captain

[Hannodb1961]

Basically just a floating block of apartments. Nothing much to look at. Today's ships just don't have the style and the beauty of ships 40 years ago. The SS United States, the Normandie, The original Queen Mary. Now that's what I call beautiful liners.

[unggrabb]

if it floats, it can sink

is as simple as that

[MrRayoter]

MS Allure of the Seas is the largest passenger ship as of 2010

[jezzee123]

FINLAND! 

[mjndblain]

how much for just the horn?

[wens081999]

1:12 PHILIPPUNE FLAG :)

[tinoman2]

watch out for ice burgs my niggas

[newyorkblues100]

I saw a Philippine flag aboard the ship.

[Colleendonovan11]

I'll bet Chuck Norris is driving that sucker!

[rickyrodrigues4]

@vukashin88 thats for sure

[richardhalo]

Slave ship.

[Projectsquarepants]

im going on this ship this summer. its a big ship.....DAMN

[TheMojoMojo26]

Yeah...but will it blend?

[CF1791ROLFMAO]

@TheMojoMojo26 hahaha Put her in the Blender

[xLoB63x]

swimming hotel

[MrNirve]

gli italiani sono stati e sono e saranno i più grandi navigatori della storia..

Italians were and are and will be the greatest navigators in history..

[newnatural75]

posten großes schiff wowow muff tere tere

[mastrodonte113]

0:27 Captain Schettino?

[GarbageState]

@mastrodonte113 LOL good one!

[TheGuitarman1155]

I went on it last spring it's huge and took my family the whole week to get used to it

[TheClonetrooper400]

no the Allure of the seas is bigger by 1in.

[chrize08]

@TheClonetrooper400 nope oasis of the seas is bigger by 2 in.

[FlorJanisezk498]

hrm i am very talented and open

[flyscreen99]

whats with the water cannons - may i ask ?

[Man7er]

OMG OMG GUYS I JUST SAW SOMETHING OMG HOLY SHIT a swedish flag yay :) id like to see that thing drown

[NM692]

i sow that ship at Rome

[Hillogirl24]

Is that micheal Jackson

[jenner3800]

*a wild iceberg appears*

[adampaz95]

@jenner3800 use crash!

critical hit!

It's super effective!

[MaybexIllxLikexYou]

Office on Sea

[sharpiellll]

It looks like shit and it's gonna sink.

[danny1234331]

what happens if it crashes deaths:???? Suvived:0

[vukashin88]

Don't give it to Italians...

[SydSilverchain]

@vukashin88 fuck u, idiot

[MegaFeanor]

@vukashin88 AHAHAHAH epic comment is epic ! ;)

[DjReoF]

@vukashin88 I'm italian, not all the italians are fucking idiots like captain Schettino.

This is a stupid preconception!

[KrackowKid]

@DjReoF How come so many Italians kept voting for Berlusconi for so may years so ? It seems in Italy, the more incompetent you are the bigger the job they give you.

[DjReoF]

@KrackowKid Italy is a poorer country you can imagine, here salary are very low, young people have a 300-400 euros salaries.

Others like me don't even have a job because of the crysis.

I don't know much about policy but the others politicans are even worse and the only thing that they can do is to add tax without understand that we don't have money.

And in italy... the more powerful people you know so the more important job you can get, it's very sad but it's true here.

[trriver53]

@vukashin88

give it for the ass of your fuckin mother

[lorenalaghitelli]

@vukashin88 im italian and i'm with you!



[TheAllKnowingGamer]

That's not a boat. It's a floating hotel!

[alexjamaalstraughn]

imagine falling asleep on a jet ski and this mother fucker sails up next to you........

[MrUnladenswallow]

but will it blend? THAT is the question...

[hoplite46]

Not a ship a floating hotel

[hotdude23]

dont hire an italian captain pliz

[TheFlow69er]

Please no desepticon :D

[Drobium77]

Ugly bastard, make a nice looking 'largest cruise liner' for fucks sake!

[lituvis1]

p__p thats something

[UBUDmusic]

O_O

[legoman1369]

notagnamesleft you are such an idiot

[NoTagNamesLeft]

@legoman1369 your moms an idiot for giving birth to you so shut up

[RodrigoCFD]

Scary.

[Ps3RVS]

been on it

[Sunmayful]

Costa Concordia is better.

[jookur]

@Sunmayful

This one floats... 

[mrlegendatwork1999]

ill keep with cunards thanks 0.0

[pauloste39]

Caracas, véi, que bixão grande!

Será que San Paolo/Brazil tem um prédio dessa altura desse transatlântico???

[cartzje]

ffs dont let captain schettino sail this ship

[marcusc00lingen]

HOLY SHIT!

[NoTagNamesLeft]

world biggest fucking death trap

[MrMattyvibes]

@NoTagNamesLeft Cruiseship sinking is extremely uncommon. Jeez look at all car crashes every year. Cars are deathtraps. Ships and planes are safe havens.

[NoTagNamesLeft]

@MrMattyvibes true

[MrMattyvibes]

@NoTagNamesLeft thanks. I do understand your point though. I wouldn't want to be inside that if it were to sink, awful.

[jailondon333]

This is like a mansion but in a boat. O_o wtf?

[TheViestaFox]

@jailondon333 several mansions in a boat

[ricecare]

ohhhhhh my god!!!!!!!

[unggrabb]

and it can sink, just like Titanic

do you think it has lifeboats for 17,000 people (as you saw with costa concordia, once it heels over half of the lifeboats became useless)

[thehnyf]

0:27 poor guy seeing this infront ofhim

[apchtafbl]

holy shit o.O

[keystonedtp]

Fuuuuck that.

[killerbee0420]

needs a bigger horn

[somanguuu]

imagine that huge thing sinking omg

[XMrMoon]

Where the fuck is the sinking part aha

[peterdabest94]

unreal....

[bio2451]

some fucking horn !

[DarrenJones]

scary as hell! no way I'll ever get on this shit. oops, I meant ship. monstrous! 5x titanic = 5x iceberg welcome. dear life, I have just one of you.

[holyshticantfindanam]

226 people were kayakers

[europelove02]

So ugly! No beauty in this what so ever, just creepy as fuck! haha

[MayaTheBoxer]

Titanic 2 anyone :o?

[uitje0metal]

i've been on this boat.... it's just amazing... when you're walking towards it you feel like an ant!!! SO HUGE!

But the boat is just amazing! i've had a great time there!

[sshhaammiiiiiiiiii]

wow i'm excited.. when will it sink?

[Gayan906]

china will over take it 

[Mutshiikkia]

Made In Finland! :P

[Rickster621]

@Mutshiikkia Made in Finland?? meaning its a drunk ship?

[MASTEROFSKULLZ]

@Mutshiikkia made in China ! lol

[tupsumato]

@pauly300300, why? You might want to check some dates before making that statement. For example, when the ship was ordered and when STX bought the shipyards. I knew South Koreans were pretty intelligent, but I didn't know that you have a time machine.

[PanzerBlitz43]

@pauly300300 south korea builds ugly ships

[PanzerBlitz43]

@Mutshiikkia It's ugly and they're polluters of the oceans.

[fruitmies]

@Mutshiikkia In Turku :D

[Lmqsiim]

This is 5 times larger than Titanic :O! 

[axelsoncarla]

no frickin way you would get me on that ship. No way. I see a huge accident happening someday

[kaesoron]

Watch out for them icebergs now they tend to put things like this to the bottom of the ocean

[rosasbellas]

I hope they have enough lifeboats to accommodate 8,400 people or more incase some of those lifeboats cannot be accessed. I will not be sailing on this ship. Can you imagine how long it must take to tender passengers ashore or to limit tours? Yikes, think again.

I think cruise companies are getting greedier all the time to be making ships of this size.

[SpicyHam]

torpedoeing that thing would be so fun!

[AarlandSun]

Oh, hey! I owned a few stock shares in RCL a while ago. Maybe at some point a owned one of the ropes in the lifeboats.

[AllUnderOdinsBanner]

they built it for 2012

[Damiarg98]

my dick is bigger than that!! -_-

[madjimms]

I don't think that can blend....

[krayzeejojo]

Holy shit it's a hotel on water...

[MySweetParadigm]

its fukin huge! i wanna go on it

[iiiprosthxethles]

looooooolllllll.....!!!!

[pji1979]

That's a floating environmental disaster

[HobosDontShave]

@pji1979 no you

[sojiaboycrazy]

Thats the oasis of the seas iv been on it.. Its fuckin huge!

[Ezraboo983]

Ha, at 0:20, I thought that was the ship!!!

[strykerashe]

@funkybadman Or Greek

[lazzawazza93]

how does something like that even float??

[edmundisbest]

@lazzawazza93 life hack :/

[Sicklehead88]

@lazzawazza93 physics...

[yardley123]

@Sicklehead88 Displacement

[Sicklehead88]

@yardley123 just as i said. only a bit more precise ;-)

[rabd1967]

@lazzawazza93 i did a big shit and thought exactly the same thing

[Unkn0wnGuy]

@rabd1967 haha

[viewer8D]

@lazzawazza93 you'll learn in physics :D

[TheValcyria]

i was on this boat 2007

[PanzerBlitz43]

You shouldn't go on cruises because curise ships and big big freighters break laws and dump all their crap in the oceans. imagine how much garbage, sewage and emissions comes from this monstrosity. Oceans and marine life are suffering because of these dirty polluters.

[strykerashe]

@PanzerBlitz43 Fairly sure that you're misinformed, at least about newer ships. Can't say tho' about a vessel older than about twenty years. But, ships from world war 2 had recycling and treatment facilities. They needed those systems to extend cruise length.

[kila22ify]

i can build bigger -;-

[xSwiftstar]

That is one big ass motherfucker :O

[acidalby98]

@funkybadman vaffanculo.if you don't know what it means use google translate

[tbowen8615]

how is this even possible?? it is absoulutely mind blowing!

[jonfromqueens]

Fantastic videos!

[kawabatator]

this ship were build in finland, north europe

[JobbyGood]

Zombie apocalypse?

GET ON THE BOAT

[heavycola]

tacky just got real

[HippyVeterano]

hi i made this boat and that things on it

[suaznabarbecerra]

musica infernal muy buena



[cb7pwn]

thee things are THE biggest waste of ...everything 

[Zackabier]

What a hideous overcrowded pot

[wise003090]

life boats enough for 9300 men ?

[who8allthepies]

it was the worlds largest then , now its the allure of the seas.

[richie7560]

The guy on the Kayak at 0:36 was probably like "HOLY SHIT"!

[richie7560]

The guy in the Kayak at 0:26 was probably like "HOLY SHIT.. MUST PADDLE FASTER!"

[fjbutch]

Mmmmmmmassive !

[meandkg]

Can someone tell me why those smaller boats were pumping out water?

[Spectre528]

@meandkg The deck is so far up they have to pump the sea up to you!

[divedeep17g]

@meandkg fire boata always spay water to welcome a new ship coming into port. its a tradition.

[IDFPleonexia]

@meandkg Those were firefighting boats doing a ceremonial "spray", as it were.

[ryanmxn]

I would hate to be the insurance company for that boat...

[Moethelock]

FUCK!

[dzuari]

but can it blend?

[mikeyboyohio]

@dzuari of course it can!

[FLguyGB]

Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

[AntiVitaminen]

Da bigg boss TONY has arrived!

[stefanossgour]

it looks like my fat friend tom

[audistasmember]

it was like a floating mountain.

[lizzardking911]

..the design is inherently stable, apparently, she may look top heavy but guess the engines ballast pumps tanks etc make centre of gravity low although pretty sure there's less below than above water..

[Blaisefiyah]

Y are yall arguing on a video about a cruise. Some ppl are crazy!!!

[SEFOMIL0V]

lol i yelled yikes and my mom ran upstairs

[xBABYxKICKERx]

that thing is massive,

[Trulyloyale]

try harder dummy multinicked troll ;-) !!

[TheCombatarmshero]

@mjndblain Lol

[Trulyloyale]

cpt Smith is only the most famous example of that, but only the 1st of a long, long list back through many decades ....!!

[Trulyloyale]

At last I'd point out that Costa Cruise lines is not Italian anymore since 1998, when american Carnival disgracelly bought it .

Incapable Americans worried only of their business , as typical of wasp people , own and rule what was known as the best & most prestigious cruises line in the world as long as it was all Italian , with the amazing results we can see now !!

It's in anglosaxon peoples' genes to make a bloody mess of certain things they get into with their childish , ridiculous

[Trulyloyale]

trust in being the best in everything due to a sort of God's perpetual blessing : no matter they keep on making the worst troubles on earth , no matter their disorganization can be a nightmare and their incompetence can't be hide despite their home propaganda , their mental attitude will always bring them to blame anyone x one fault and to cover up their many home idiots & brainless twats !!

And I'm not close minded at all , I'm just telling the holy truth ,looking back at true facts

[Mr420RIPTHEBONG]

bout to steal that

[bleachdeathinc69]

FUCK that's a big ship.

[FelipexProductions]

that shit is mean

[Muzzy337]

Now all they need is an egomaniac asshole captain to run it up on the rocks. LOL.