Letterman's Old Man McCain Jokes

[SuckkerFree215]

Not one thing he said was funny. and 95% of my body consist of funny bones

[jimmyzzzzzaaaaa]

Letterman is the BEST

[jamesmarshall49]

LETTERMAN nice jokes...... HOWS YOUR WIFE..... CHEATED ON HER LAST few days scum bag. LOL but then ive seen pics of his wife.... id cheat also

[dominicasher1]

letterman is the best

[arubain]

lol mccains phone rigs and picks up the remote to talk hahahahah what an old pole

[dz2ny]

not only is he old, hes washed up and has the lowest ratings of all the 1130 late night guys. his show is dull and rarely funny. the best segment they have is the asian deli guy. and that sucks.

[BlankBoy00]

he is awesome. fuck you.

[1aemejia]

Letterman is old as dirt too.

[mojobonbon]

rofl!

[Trixxieheart]

I don't get why everyone keeps making fun of him because of his age, in asain contries elder people are respected and revered for their wisdom.

[lcapitalino]

yessss but guess what we are not in asia we got freedom of speach!!!! can't u take a joke?

GET A LIFE DUDE...

[zhuqi315]

no it's more like he's old as hell n he's trying to do the most important job. that's why people make fun of him for his age.

[BlackRainGraffiti]

McCain is a total fuck up.

[mojobonbon]

example? or just that he's not black ;)

[a1mint]

McCain always the same lying conniving backstabbing son of a bitch.

Occasionally he makes it seem like he has character and says things like he admires Obama. Next thing he goes on tv somewhere else and makes claims about Obama hanging out with terrorists.

McCain is a son of a bitch, and people shouldn't feel sorry for that fuck for a single split second. Fuck him - hard, no mercy!

[iamthebs]

we need to find out what Mcain is afraid of....Losing? wait, then he's win, cause everyone love a "Mc-Chicken!"

[1jazzsinga]

McCain is so old he can't remember how many houses he owns.

[joelthewriter]

Have you seen "Presidential Shaving Cream" yet? Type that into the YouTube search bar. Pretty funny--and unfortunately very true.

[ciaoamica]

AWESOME! Way too funny! McPalin sucks!

[ciaoamica]

You get him Dave! Screw McPalin!

[dwill1108]

that wasnt even funny... was i supposed to laugh?

keep trying letterman

[newavenj]

John McCain is not old!!! He has been dead since 1905!!! ahaha!!

[JohnMcCainSSN5]

I'll get you Letterman-

You know damned well that almost half of what you said is untrue.

...and stay off my lawn!

[SunnyKid975]

One morning John McCain heard a knock on his front door. He opened the door to a girl wearing a "Vote for McCain" shirt.

"I saw you on TV last night debating with others" she said.

McCain nodded. "The other candidates say I'm too old," he said. "They say I'm losing my memory and that I won't be able to remember the names of foreign leaders. But I will show them".

"Good," said the girl.

"Now tell me, young lady," said McCain, "what is your name?"

The girl replied. "It's ME Grandpa"

[PeterHaroldErikson]

How strange these complaints about McCain being too old to be in office, he's only 72.

Only, as several Senators are much older. The Dems feature the eldest, former KKKK member Robert Byrd (90, old enough to be McCain's father) (if Pelosi, Bush and Cheney would die, he'd be Prez). Some other older Dems are the Daniels Inouye and Akaka (both 84, from Barack's Hawai) and of course Ted Kennedy (76).

Please enlighten me, are these gentlemen also too old to hold public office?

[gainunits]

yes they are 2 old to be president.plus mccain cant keep his nose out of bush's ass long enough to be president..you really need to see to lead..........

[nonesence1965]

It's funny watching an old man like letterman make fun of McCain. You are both old.

[jamesporter25]

mccain is so old he farts dust

[cheezavenger]

McCain's so old he has Jesus in his yearbook.

[Grundlekirk]

McSame half-dead, Palin brain-dead.

[darksomehandsome]

even better McCane or lazy colon.

[ralphjherge]

Is Letterman making Old Jokes, the pot calling the Kettle Black? David to me looks less spry than McCain. The truth is McCain has forgotten more than some of us will ever learn.

[byronicusmagnus]

john mccain looks and sounds like dr. evil

[darksomehandsome]

haha yeah that's true!

[ThemostRegectedName]

John McCain has one thing over Obama...experience. During the civil war he wrote the getiesburg adress for Abraham Lincoln. XD

[wayzatabball33]

Haha nice

[StrongHeartSoldier]

LOL good one u should take david lettermans place when David is done with the show

[lesliechan31]

ROFL!!! Keep em coming!

[thenationsdemise]

Wana hear the world biggest joke?

John McCain

[StrongHeartSoldier]

lol

[f4buL0uSS]

LOL - that stupid jerk McCain

[Superboy316KING]

hahahaha that was hilarious

fuck john mccain, senile prick

[danjeezy840]

HAHAHAH that was hilarious! McShame joked about beating his wife recently (with in the past day or two) and of course the fucking main stream media isnt saying shit about it. They report bullshit rumors about the Obama's (i.e. The Michelle Obama "whitey tape" which doesn't exist) and don't report all the true factual McCain scandals such as how Cindy McCain stole narcotics from a charity she was in charge of.

[ArabianLover81]

John McCain is too old he was born at the time of Dinosaurs

[BigDaddy1968]

No, it's NOT ok to be ageist. Liberals would be screaming about this if it was their guy.

And their PATHETICALLY lame justifications don't help. But don't worry. OLD PEOPLE VOTE. All this will backfire. That's why I, PRESIDENT McCain and the rest of America love these jokes. And I should know. After all, I'm...

Big Daddy

[Lancedawg84]

this guy is joking because hes a comedian/latenight show host, what was the civil rights act in 1964 signed for? hmm i dont see any old people being slaves.. or old people being denied the right to vote.. get ur facts straight and quit trying to bring partisian bias into this

[Violinks]

So after McCain's performance on SNL last night, where he joked about his own age, are you planning to vote against him because of his offensive bigotry?

[bizzyb0ne017]

@BigDaddy1968 Just wondering what you feel about your whole backfire statement and calling McCaine PRESIDENT in hindsight? It's alright, McCain is so old he probably forgot about the entire election due to Alzheimer's.

[mikekazik1]

@bizzyb0ne017 LMAO I agree

[barkleylee]

Why is it ok to discriminate on age but not, skin color, or sex?

Why doesn't Dave make some watermelon and fried chicken jokes for Obama? Or some sexist jokes are in order for Hillary and her bloody hatchet wound.

[LevonCoates]

ROFL. "You can take THAT to the bank!"

The answer to your question, barkleylee, is because it's fucking hilarious.

[Bolgernow]

Jokes are not discrimination. They're observations. Also, last time I checked old people were never denied the right to vote, paid a lower wage based on color/gender, or enslaved. Kind of a BIG difference...

[clyde815]

we all get old. not everyone becomes black or becomes the opposite sex.

[bapyou]

"we all get old. not everyone becomes black or becomes the opposite sex."

How do you "become" black?

(& beecoming the opposite sex? Your operation has been scheduled.)

[mwasie]

classic shit.