Big O Abridged - Episode 4

[Manda1771]

Emperor Lelouch FTW.

[couchpotato918tv]

Not sure but I thank something worg with her hump

[RikoTakahashi]

The moment they started talking about church approving mass killings for teh great justice, I knew the Lulupope cameo was bound to happen! XDXD

[TheMaverickPheonix]

4:47 I luv that song

[pyrolee17]

oh i do see the batman/ hush thing going here

[DrunkenDarkSoul]

8:32

Super sneaky Big O

He kicks your ass for sport

then knocks up your sister

and doesn't pay child support

[cmd75]

"Which pie, Master Roger? The Dutch Apple will be ready in ten minutes, but..."

I have not laughed that hard all freaking year. Thank you!

[diareahmaster]

You should have been like I'm the BATMAN! when he jumped out of the window.

[Nightweaver1]

What's in the booooooooooox?

[SageVallant]

It's not Seven, it's Conspiracy Theory.

[SXAbridged]

@SageVallant

That particular scene reminded me of Seven because he goes into a creepy apartment. Conspiracy Theory is a great movie, but while scripting and editing it never sprung into my mind. You are right though, a Conspiracy Theory reference would have been very apt. Shame it didn't come to me.

[SageVallant]

@SXAbridged It's ok. Conspiracy Theory would've been a much more vague pop culture reference anyway, since it was a terrible movie. Even if it was a Mel Gibson autobiographical film.

[mailchibi88]

God bless medieval church corruption!

[CrowMercury]

References FTW!!!!

[gmanhalflife]

4:42 goddamn batman.

[BoxFullofDragons]

wtf is this weres the rest of episode 4 fucking hell !!! upload people i must kno wot happens next

[Slagar10]

Submarine = SamtheGreek

Bridges = Abridged Series

U turns = Youtube

Small Caribou = Littlekiriboh (sp?)

[SXAbridged]

@Slagar10

Close. But Submarines are a references to YouTube subscriptions. Get it? "Subs."

[skullnocturne]

Nice hush reference

[alleyRAT21391]

super sneaky big O, he kicks your ass for sport, and then knocks up your sister, and doesn't pay child support

[SaturnBlade]

Is that FF 4 Boss Battle Music

[SXAbridged]

@SaturnBlade

Yep. The metal version is by "The Black Mages." The parody song version is by "Hyadain."

[LunaHexer5]

Classical Black Eye Peas love it. I laughed through episode 1-4

[hxc747]

what was it that batman said?

[SXAbridged]

@hxc747

"Remember class: if you are a guy, and you're gay, you have to slip a Viagra AND a roofie into your target's drink. That way you can put him to sleep, and keep him awake, at the same time, allowing you to have fun at both ends."

[luforus]

Haha, Leoluch Cameo!

[Rehteal]

if lelouche is the next pope, catholic might have to play chess instead of go to church.

[darkflame7899]

yeah adawwestlapdog ur audio is so clear for once

[evilmurderproduction]

I laughed at the My Humps part for 5 minutes, I had to rewind and rewatch, after another minute I was laughing for another 5. I love these, bravo.

[ChainsandGuns]

lol jewish techno

[Basiritz]

That version of My Humps is much better than the original.

[violink4swords]

wow he has final fantasy music in his background

and the hyadain song too boot

[deadtacojr]

Having the Jew go to another job as a "Hobby". A missed "Jew bashing" I suspect?

[deadtacojr]

Is the scene with Norman at 8:07 a parody of the original Power Rangers, where the evil girl always made clay statues of her enemies and would bake them to make them come alive? If you know what I am talking about, then please reply.

[SXAbridged]

Oh, no. Afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Pie can also be used as a term for "vagina." So the whole point of the joke is that Norman doesn't know if Roger is talking about the pie he is baking, or if he is referring to underage girls he's waiting to become of legal age.

Yeah. Kind of crude. Sorry.

[blu42nj]

this is awesome i love all the jokes! especially the "N.I.G.A.R." ones.

a sense of humor makes us sane....somewhat lol

[DrakeDarkHunter]

Schwarzwald... his behaviour reminds me ALOT of Joker/Tatsuya Sudou from Persona 2: Eternal Punishment.

He even wore a bag on his head as well. So is this that a reference to it or am I just reading too far into it? Either way, I loved the episode. Can't believe I didn't watch this show sooner.

[SXAbridged]

I've never seen/played? Persona 2.

He is a bit "Jokerish" but that comes from the original Big O as well.

I plan on making him more "Jokerish" in episode 12. If you've seen Big O 12, you can probably guess why.

[DrakeDarkHunter]

I figured I was reading too far into it. Of course when I mention "Joker" I mean the character from P2 not the Batman character (although they do have a similiar insanity to them.)

Anyway ignoring all that crap. I probably should watch this show some day.

[nzephier]

Big O: can i be a weapon used to destroy people?

Pope: Sure go head

Big O: Sweet!

[Maxxperiod]

Can I be a weapon used to kill people? ok... Sweet !!! Ah Lelouch!! 9:07

[TOMMY00754]

what does it take to make an abridged series please reply

[SXAbridged]

Go to hbi2k's channel and look up a video called "Ask hbi2k: The Abridger's Toolkit"

That's the video that allowed me to get started.

[KoopaKontroller]

Love the voice for Roger :D

Still hilarious.

[TheFoTeFa]

you have good taste in music

[1aundulxaldin]

You have FF4 Music playing. Nice.

And forget what has been said. Burn jokes ARE funny.

[xRogueGeassx]

LOL lelouch!!!!!!! XD

Wait does this mean that Big O is a knightmare now?

[1aundulxaldin]

You might as well start calling all anime the same thing as Cartoons, ass.

[xRogueGeassx]

Where did you get that from? i was joking around and i actually watch alot of anime. Calm the f*ck down.

[1aundulxaldin]

@xRogueGeassx

Uh, Escaflowne abridged. It was a joke.

[xRogueGeassx]

I want to say sorry but i wont because i dont think anyone got that "reference".

[SXAbridged]

Ladies, this isn't the forum for such squabbling.

Either make up, or take it outside. :p

[xRogueGeassx]

oh maaaan, you ruin all the fun. whatever.

PS: im not a lady, i can prove it =]

[1aundulxaldin]

@xRogueGeassx

I apologize, all right? Peace.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

wow....what roger said to NIGAR dorthy....thats was cold...

[Leatherdoggie]

Loved the Beserk reference.

[iambored0123]

@Leatherdoggie Berserk is AWESOME, my favorite anime and abridged series

[luckylily25]

what song was playing at 5:54

[SXAbridged]

"Underworld Pressure Cooker" from Over-Clocked Remix

There's a list in the description box. :)

[luckylily25]

thanks

[DRealfriknKeenan]

second best abridged!

keep it up!

[TutuOnAbridger]

I really do think I like this the best of the episodes so far. The whole bit from 5:05 had me in complete stitches and it just FITS Schwartzwald so well. I can't wait to see what you do with Insto or the Trippy Tomato Themed Identity Crisis.

[GurrenBrigade777]

Oh but what about an orphange on fire?

That is funny. Also, anyone getting a darkman vibe from Schwarzwald? *Hope people get the refrence*

[angbandsbane]

Love all the meta-references to abridging in general like the nevet/lapdog bit with the raymscreator joke.

Please tell me this wasn't Schwartzwald's only appearance in the series, though.

[SXAbridged]

Nope. :)

He'll be in episode 12.

As well as, possibly, an episode in season 2.

That remains to be seen though.

(Depends what my muse tells me during the scripting.)

[angbandsbane]

Thank you, sir, you have made my night.

[RayisX]

ALL HAIL THE POPE

[poopalopo]

Golbez's theme FTW!

[Theend3045]

guys, i really love your work, all of you are good at doing it, but, sadly im countung the days untill the big bad copyright boogy man comes and you get tfs'ed (for those who didnt know, teamfourstar got banned off youtube because toei [owners of dbz] calimed copyright infringment, and youtube feared another viacom incident [sued and almost ever show was pulled off youtube]) regardless, im still countung the days T_T

[Theend3045]

btw, i would totally slip a roofie in Cassius614's drink

People offended

Cassius614 - 1

call me XD

[WTFNoJutsu]

People offended

Cassius614 fanboys -197341837451834583614.

No! I slip roofie. Not you!

[WTFNoJutsu]

hbi2k has a what now?

[SXAbridged]

Oh, boy...

Well you see, when a man and a woman are in love, they give each other a special hug. During this special hug, the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. She then acts like she owns that penis, and starts playing with it in a special way. In doing so, they both experience an emotion reaction called an orgasm.

Now, this reaction makes people utter unique sounds. It is kind of like how a joke makes people laugh, only different. And this sound is the noise that hbi2k made. :)

[WTFNoJutsu]

I didn't mean explain what SEX is. I still laughed though.

[Busterdrag]

Dude, no joke about germans? D:

I am OFFENDED!!!

[SXAbridged]

Peoples Offended Counter:

Busterdrag - 1

[Parodox306]

Oh God that was even better the second time! The jokes were spot-on, the music was orgazmic, and the voice-acting is just plain brilliant!

[abridgedfanboy]

Your lack of insults to the German people in Schwarzwald's introduction is appaling. As is the marked lack of the word "truth" flying out of his every orifice every five seconds. XD

Awesome ep, regardless.

[abridgedfanboy]

Also, sCRYed background music FTW.

[WTFNoJutsu]

I prefer the music at 4:50. Just saying.

[abridgedfanboy]

One word: sCRYed. Just sayin'.

(Actually, I am kind of curious what that song is now that you brought it up.)

[TOMMY00754]

hey im the most hated person in my high school and i hate them all how do i sholve this please reply

[SXAbridged]

Ignore them.

Seriously. High school is short, and anything that happened during it becomes completely meaningless the minute it is over.

Life after high school is much better. So, look forward to that, and don't sweat the small stuff happening now. And believe me, it is extremely small stuff. You'll see, once it is all done and over with.

Of course, I am just some random guy from the internet who doesn't know you. So you may want to speak with someone you know in "real life" about the matter.

[GodOfPlague]

you'll never see those losers again, tell em to suck it and move on. Life will then provide you with new a holes to drive you crazy. But soon you'll be old enough to drink. Alchohol=giving life the middle finger.

[PsychoFun0]

POPE ZEERRROOOO! When she said "call me, beat me" I seriously thought she meant beat her.

[metal890]

what s the name of that arab song lol? Its so addictive

[musha7]

OMG! its Pope Zero!

[reaperwithnoname]

Yay! Another episode!

Was that a berserk reference at 4:20?

Seriously, Dorothy is hilarious.

[Konataproduction]

The most offending part of this video is the fact....

...that there's a piano version of that Junk in the Trunk song.

What the?!

[Unwardil]

Yes, needs a 'people's offended: music fans' doesn't it.

[QshesshoumaruQ]

It almost made my ears bleed.

[bloodtrinitypluse]

the hbi2k orgasum thing sounds more like hes having a siezure, witch is funnyer, but a real siezure is not funny

[Chanceoftosala]

Okay this video is perfect. you know why? Seebach's theme is Final Fantasy 4's (the best game EVER MADE) Dreadful fight music. Sam, bear my children.

[SXAbridged]

I'm afraid I lack ovaries, thus I am physically unable to bear your children. :(

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

Uhhh wait wat! i thought *read the reply comment * oops my bad lol :P

[Chanceoftosala]

*sob*

[SXAbridged]

There's no reason to cry.

I mean... if you have ovaries, I can father your children; and if not, I certainly have no problem knocking up some chick on your behalf.

No problem with that whatsoever.

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

AWSOME!!!!!

[NoStringsAttachedPrd]

"The pope just gave you a licence to kill, with no strings attached?"

Heh. Simple things please simple strings.

[NoStringsAttachedPrd]

AWLD should have played AW. -_-

...Why not? It would be a good lol!

[adamwestslapdog]

if only you knew XD

[MrSiller123]

awesome!

[WTFNoJutsu]

Jews offended- a fucking lot.

[SnipingFerret]

Woops, I laughed at a burn victim...its worth it.

[StrikerSL9]

"Pot calling the coke white" lol

Hbi2k was awesome as Schwarzwald. Big surprise.

[imphic]

I hope Dorothy plays My Milkshake next time.

[mexrell]

wow no Patrick Swayze jokes?

[Llandner]

All Hail Pope Zero~!!!!

[Joshtika18]

Heh, the Jews offended counter passed the blacks offended one!

[blaakmage]

BWAHAH another great episode

the seven references wer great

[BlackKnightIND20]

Big O: Can i be a weapen of of death?

Pope Zero: Sure

Big O: Sweet!!

i lold so hard

[rbx5]

I didn't think this series could get any better, but then hbi2k shows up and starts invoking tropes.

[RuleOfThunder]

"Bad tasteless knockoff"? I really must object - this is an EXCELLENT tasteless knockoff!

[deal0rtruth]

I suppose it's not technically offensive to the Heaven's Gate people since...you know...they're all dead.

[gokudabomb1]

samthegreek was the adam west impression

[surgingshark]

...I did not see that Kim Possible Reference coming 0_o

[SXAbridged]

What?

You've got something against KP? :p

[surgingshark]

Not at all.

It just came (like a rocket-propelled grenade) out of left field :P

[adamwestslapdog]

that's the worst adam west impression i've ever heard...you should have asked me to do it...my adam west impression is gold ; )

best episode yet

also nice use of the 4 fiends theme from FF4 (my personal favourate final fantasy tune)

[SXAbridged]

Curse you, hindsight. :p

P.S. You should check out the English translation of the Hyadain version.

[adamwestslapdog]

oh yeah I rememer that...god i love Hyadain stuff

also i have to agree with Schwarzwald burn victims aren't funny...i mean i set this guy on fire last week (he touched my drink) now he cant tell a joke to save his life

[nitemaric]

lol

[GuttedWrenStudios]

Shaz: It's always a good sign when one has a laughing fit within the first 5 seconds of an episode. Keep up the great work, Sam.

[Raptorianxd]

Lelouch as the pope... never saw it coming. Amazing job, Sam. This episode ruled. Hbi2k's work was good as usual, and Cassius' accent is still perfect for Angel. Plus Adamwest's lapdog is killer for Big O, as usual.

-Raptor, out.

[Scourgemaster93]

i loved the pie joke

easily the best episode yet

[CardboardLawyer]

This episode is the Abridged Bible :)

[NanayasPen0rz]

LMFAO, Didn't see Lelouch coming. xD

[ThePMAS]

Extremely funny Sam, well done.

I'm glad George is still singing. We both know how much he loves doing it ;)

[adamwestslapdog]

:'(

[SketchDub]

I was thoroughly amused. Easily my favorite episode thus far.

I couldn't stop laughing at "I'm still alive, I'm just very badly burned... again" the homage to "one time... twice" and the Kim Possible reference but what had me in stiches was Roger's line about not having CDO. GENIUS!

[DLAlucard]

You know it may be bad, but i actualy did laugh at Swartzwelder getting burn when i watched the show XD

[ilikethecoke]

Adamwestslapdog AND nevet1212 in this video?

Bitchin!

[thechevyguy1969]

LOL awesome job XD

[MrOob]

hbi2k as Schwarzwald was prefect casting. ands the random Pope Zero was truly amusing! god i love this seris

[cshawl25]

I want to see the keyboard cat play off Detective Mills

[USBCORD11]

Schwartzweld isnt a reference to john swartzwelder at all is it ? In any case great ep.

[SXAbridged]

Schwarzwald is the character's name from the original Big O series.

All I know is that it is German for "Black Forest."

I'm sorry, but as to why the creators gave him that name is beyond me.

[Konataproduction]

Because anime has a German-name quota to meet, damnit!

[USBCORD11]

Ah that clears it up. Swartzwelder was a writer for the simpsons and did some weird stuff for em. In a couple of eps he'd have side characters do stuff "for some reason" such as a cowboy dig a hole in the ground with his hands during a gunfight. I think he has four books out now. Anyway the ep just kinda reminded me of his work a little.

[evilangl]

awesome time twelve!

[nitemaric]

i love the song after hbi2ks orgasm

[EvilScotsman78]

YES!

Pope Lelouch!

and more Jews and some corruption, and a mummy that took its name from the Deutsch way to say "the black forest"

YAY Germans!

[nintendofan50]

YAY Pope Zero!!!

[AcidDude1232]

excellent work. Best part was the pie bit.

[bloodtrinitypluse]

is hbi2k bttter now, or was this recorded befor he got sick

[SXAbridged]

Oh, he recorded a while ago.

It take time to gather everybody's voices and edit everything together.

Not to mention that there were rewrites.