The Breakfast Machine

[casablanca4381]

he is a toddler in a grown man body

[UserNameGeorge]

good morning Mr. Breakfast indeed

[archaist]

3:55 Yo dawg, we herd u like breakfast...

[KillerNachos101]

How the hell did I get here

[robertgift]

Was there really a Mister T cereal?

What fantastic musical composition by Danny Elfman!

[Dasnechla]

@robertgift Yes there was, for a short time, anyway. It was basically cap'n crunch in the shape of T's.

[MegaAwesomeNerd]

I call bullshit!

I mean who the hell eats after their dog?!

[remektheyoshifan103]

keep pressing 3:06

[bigmacker224]

Phil Hartman is sadly missed :'(

[gerlach522]

press 2 alot of times for a humping spree!

[kjun13]

Imagine getting stoned in that house, you would NEVER run out of conversation ideas.

[casablanca4381]

@kjun13 LOL that  very true:)

[NerdARGyle999]

MR. POTATO HEAD WHY DIDN'T YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY WHY

[pvzking]

wut the 4:04 THE CEREAL ARE t's!

[shortvideos12]

I Pity Thy Fool

[TACOisYOURfriend]

a-team cereal: a bad-ass part of your nutritious breakfast.

[TACOisYOURfriend]

i see the tape, and i think: oh he's gonna try to reset the machine when it's done!

NOPE.

[SesakaGenX]

2:55 He pulled off an Aphex Twin! lol

[spragswag32]

GOOD MORNING MR BREAKFAST.

GOOD MORNING PEE WEE.

I wish I could have a conversation with my breakfast. Fuck this stupid shit, I'm gonna go to Taco Bell.

[JDonaldson94]

My Bike, Where's My Bike!?

[TheN00b4Lif3]

Wakin` up LIKE A BOSS

[dresilsilverwing]

Pee Wee would be the biggest brony.

[IdeasAreBulletproof0]

4:04 I PITY THE POOR FOOL WHO DON'T EAT MY CEREAL

[carbone151]

>brushing your teeth before eating breakfast

OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[MegaTimmytommy]

how does he afford all of that?

[SamanthaElsaEscobosa]

2:19 is not an orange hahahaha

[7sonQ8i]

GAY !

[popehatmatt]

THIS is what I'M LIKE!!



[strokeanfall]

big toothbrush

[klaartje12345]

1.48, Ow that reminds me of an other great movie of tim :D

[blastermaster9000]

I wish all grown-ups were like this. Sadly, the ones I know are like "fuck you kid you can't be happy when you grow up".

[jod3000]

glove and boots sent me

[zanews23]

Approximately 3.1415926535897932384626433832­795028841971693993751058209749­445923078164062862089982148086­513282306647 people have their own breakfast machine.

[OnehandedAbortionist]

I love his laugh

[phelps12471]

Lmao at 2:14.

[mrtoastgshost]

but then he has to set everything up again...

[TheHeyyapeople]

he left the house, but the fortune said not to...

[19Travis98]

this guy looks pretty normal to me

[reedzkee]

sometimes i forget that tim burton was once a very gifted man

[Domino587fly]

why is he fucking retarded?

[hotFusionReaction]

How can he possibly afford all these things?!? :D

[PassionPulp]

3:38 how did he get Paula Deen's butter knife?

[themessness1234]

OMG! Mr. T cereal!

[Thetruekueen1]

I love Pee Wee! Why cant this be my life!

[BarerRudeROC]

When the human race is all but extinct, future advanced races will look back to videos to understand our culture. I only pray they never see this.

[SupahCola]

Whoa, whoa, this is totally unrealistic!

Who brushes their teeth before breakfast?

[HOLYDSFA]

@SupahCola more like who the fuck is THAT joyful when they wake up?

[godzilla964]

@SupahCola Me.

[HarvestmanMan]

A typical morning in the life of a brony

[Exvzz]

@HarvestmanMan LOL

[TheSirPrise]

Who is this retard?

[FABSUSHI]

He only at 1 cereal, but i loved pee-wee as a child.

[TheMasticator250]

HE DIDN'T EVEN EAT IT ಠ_ಠ

[Supergungun]

This is what I'm scared of becoming living at home.

[coolcalzone]

He only his mr. T cereal and there are fucking pancakes on the ceiling

[Fearlessfranek]

why didnt he get shot?

[huiale14]

Early version of Fred

[kitsunetailsx9]

UGH! It doesn't make breakfast at all. All it does is just shoot you! UGH!

[gaarn4000]

He barely even ate his fuckin breakfast

Seriously, fuck this guy

[WilliamLatiano1]

The Family Guy Breakfast Machine is better than this xD!

[HAP3E]

29 are poo

[Wesleech]

How can you dislike this? really? how?

[pyritey]

I PITTY THE POOR FOO WHO DONT EAT MY CEREAL ha ha

lol

[madasylum1]

3:05 is the best scream ive heard

[SonicZer02]

Lol  classics

[MasterSka8erBoi]

Who in fucks name keeps scotch tape in their bathroom... Oh... Daughters...

[MetallicaSlipknotRok]

this makes me remember of the heavy's breakfast machine XD

(Even tho it's the same)

[superluigi2231]

Where The Fuck Did He Get Mr. T Cereal?!?!?!?!?

[LOLJKfilms]

Ummm.. what was a carrot doing by his bedside? :o

[Raptor086]

Call of Duty quickscoper/trickshotters theme song.......

[infinityperson]

Mr.T cereal and crack: peewee's breakfast

[KhReKK09]

2:01 PEE WEE LIVES IN RAPTURE, no wonder why he's so wacky.

[sickboy5284]

i love his dog

[charizard74]

looks like somebody's parents had a little too much money when they died.

[9598dad]

i wish i had a fire pole in my room

[dratinifan13]

All the work that machine did...and he only ate a bit of the cereal he made himself...

[Channl0fstuff87]

This guy. Creeps me out. Like you wouldn't believe.

[yamipegasus]

This reminds me of the scene in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang that it clearly copied.

[enjoixander]

For every one Pee Wee Herman, 10 children will go hungry.

[kyuubinaruto222]

Thats a boss butter knife

[foxpawz]

what kind of dog is that?? so cute i want one !

[Zeta9966]

@foxpawz Jack Russell Terrier

[Zeta9966]

@Zeta9966 Er misremembered... guess not... It's a Speck.

[Zeta9966]

@Zeta9966 On second thought, I still think it is a Jack Russell Terrier, wirehaired.

[RuneBeast324]

Pee Wee scares me

[ConorSomerz]

This is what all men would be like if testosterone didnt exist

[bsbamy30]

@ConorSomerz One of the best comments I've ever read!! LOL

[PwngeTrooper]

@ConorSomerz For some odd reason, I would almost be fine with that....

[gopherdude]

@ConorSomerz Just imagine what the women would be like.

[ConorSomerz]

@gopherdude Ohhhhh snap

[Foilsdown]

@ConorSomerz the words friendship is magic doesn't mean anything?

[ConorSomerz]

@Foilsdown nope, it does not

[Foilsdown]

@ConorSomerz well there is an entire universe of men with no testosterone and they are called Bronies (Brony if its just one) and they all worship a cartoon, marketed to little girls, called My Little Pony.

[ConorSomerz]

@Foilsdown Really? fuck that is mad craic

[Foilsdown]

@ConorSomerz it's quite sad.

[Akskycaptain]

I don't care how hard he strokes it, peewee's the man.

[MacaroriCheese]

WHAT SICK MAN BRUSHES TEETH BEFORE BREAKFAST!?

[thelegend09100]

@MacaroriCheese some men just want to watch the world burn

[MRapplefood]

Die droge hätt ich auch mal gern :D

[bangoker]

its like a creepy psychopath Mr. Bean! (without the funny)

[CarlChub]

@bangoker No way. Pee Wee herman is ten times as funny as Mr Bean.

[joshberretyaskovich]

OHH KAY!!!

[SilverstreakBrony]

ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES ASS AND TITTIES

[PhantomContact4]

1:10 begins the machine

[17maddDawg]

wtf was all that for if he's just gonna have cereal!?

[Miko1237]

I've always wanted to see this movie but for some reason they don't sell it on dvd in the uk

[haveatomato]

i don't get it...

[OrganicStuff1]

why did he waste all that food

[hallnoats4ever]

@OrganicStuff1 now why was he so popular again?

[pargelenis2020]

now he's always gonna have to remember to put that back over there, the orange back in the dinosaur, dog food back in the cannon thingie, make the arodactyl hold two pieces of toast, put an egg back in the egg cracker....

lets just say, making breakfast the old fashioned way is simpler -_-

[legomario325]

Did anyone notice gummby in the corner at 0:52?

[J41mEV4rG45]

what the fuck happened to the pancakes on the wall?

[MrAnalpfropfen]

4:02 OH MA GAWD IT'S LILL JOHN'S COUSIN

[LegoMovieMan44]

All that everyday in the morning? XD don't be late for work!

[LegoMovieMan44]

Looks like Rowin Anktikson ....is that right?

[PaP3RgVnZ]

Anybody know how he made the BACON?

[MinisterMenace]

Ass n titties

[Citywater010]

he masturbated in a theater true story

[riskybiscutz]

if he asks you if you want candy, say no kids.

[Ghaiyst]

Damn pee wee is smart. This totally illistrates a bunch of mechanical concept you use to build a Rube Goldberg project. This basically is one. Just think, Paul Reubens could have been some kind of a physicist, but instead he cummed on the screen!

[kodynada143]

is this guy still alive or is this from like the 60s?

[Dakine09ify]

the most dangerous retard that ever walked the planet

[dcj991]

Wish I was that happy

[XxFlamexHeadxX]

0:00 - 0:55 sums my weekend mornings..

[drumaster24]

I want PeeWees house

[ferrentinoamedeo]

SO GAY!

[legoclockfreak710]

VUAAT SEEK MAN SENDS BAYEEES TO FITE ME! HA HA HA HA HA! DEES EES NOT SANVICH!!! KEEL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA!!!!!

[PASPCHE]

2:39 I wish tape was that easy to get out of a mess like that.

Also MR. T cereal? FUCKING MR. T CEREAL?!!!! I WANT!

[nixflex]

@ConcreteSurfer420 LOL! I always thought the samething.

[overusedoxymoron2003]

Theme song for any and all Rube Goldberg devices

[StarkCastle]

Those are my mornings.

[nickelboy550099]

my art teacher made our class watch this

[mrmduzi23]

how come when peter tries this he gets shot, and you get eggs, pancakes and nerf ball juice?

[scopeeyevideo]

I don't hate Balboa... I pity the fool, 'cause he don't eat my cereal.

[link4ever7]

i want that cereal box...

[TheSimonandKyleShow]

26 people arent insane

[DeloricIluris333]

EPIC HERMAN TIME.

[AlecZorric]

nice shaving. lol

[GThomas1502]

YA YA YA YA YATATATATA

YATATATA YATATATATA

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[Kobe24LakersFTW]

This is probally the excat same thing as mousetrap.

[thelaserman999]

Chuck Norris's microwave

[beboiscool100]

what a fucking wasteman

[ConcreteSurfer420]

theres nothin like a glass of fresh squeezed nerf ball!

[kaptinkrunch47]

Idk I kinda like Peter Griffin's breakfast machine better...

[MineCraftVids456]

What the fuck did i just watch O_o

[TheFayinn]

This would be so hard so hard to set up at night.

[CreeperSlayer13]

I LUVZ TEHS MOOOVE SOOO MUCH

[Kobobble]

Only Pee Wee Herman can slide down a pole going only one story while changing into his suit

[RustyCanadien]

his fucking retard or what ?

[Donavon55]

All that just to not eat it. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??

[ld6000]

OMG IN MY BAND THIS IS THE PIT FEATURE AND IM IN THE PIT!!!! OHHH YEA YAH!!!!!

[OddOneOut665]

2:54 - 2:57

I don't know why, but I always find myself laughing hard at that part. XD

[DannyEastes]

seriously, please help me, i cannot unhear heavy weapons guy going YA TA TA TA YATATATA in the background, please help!

[xXlucyxSXx]

Press 9 for NOM NOM NOM

[RedKremlin17]

It's cool in all, but imagine setting that back up EVERY day...

[TehIce144]

Yatatatatatatata tatatatatatata KA-BOOM.

[theguyyouate6]

GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!

[MJTRadio]

We mere mortals can only wish we have entire lives as epic as this man's breakfast

[goldendragon3369]

just wish i could see the whole film ^_^

[Tonemysterme]

He didnt even use the butter....he....he didnt even touch the knife to it hardly....O_O WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!

[bentony12]

BREAKFAST: GOOD MORNING PEEWEE

PEE WEE: GOOD MORNING MR.BREAKFEST!!!!

BREAKFAST: CAN I HAVE SOME MR.T CEREAL ? PEE WEE: OKAY HAHAHA

MR.T: I PITTY THE FOOL WHO DON'T EAT MY CEREAL

[outrageouscontrol]

WHY ARE HIS TOOTHBRUSH AND UTENSILS SO LARGE?!  AAARRRGGHH!

[g8btony]

4:01 Now we know where Lil' Jon got his inspiration.

[TheAndyman1000]

Get out of bed, run over Mr.Potato Head in a fire truck and zap and Dinosaur head? Have Abe Lincoln make you pancakes while you wrap tape around you're face.

[cam7z7]

Orange Juice comes from foam balls?

[Eagleboyhoove]

Most epic opening ever!

[EvaDatAssWoodby]

I did not even realize how fucking big that knife was when I was younger lol 03:36

[u7y8u7y8]

OMG! thats EXACTLY how i brush my teeth!

[br1fedetoctoc]

The Breakfast Machine of Peter Griffin! #LOL

(I'm italian)

[ISUBSISTONSOULS]

More creepy than Marylin Manson... O_o

[yoyojoe618]

You fricking pervert that is a horder that's stupid!

[aulus92]

motherfucker wasted food!

[SpOrEmAn890]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL HEARS YATAT YATATATATAATAT KABOOM!



[minusoneball]

@SpOrEmAn890 ME TOOOOOO ITS SO CREEPY!!!

[ShadowOfAwsomeness]

@SpOrEmAn890 Nope.

[w00tEpixx]

@SpOrEmAn890 Nah, this song is void to me if I don't hear Heavy singing to it.

[SpOrEmAn890]

@w00tEpixx lol yeah



[CidSilverWing]

@SpOrEmAn890 You and me both.

[SpOrEmAn890]

@SpOrEmAn890 my first top rated comment .lol.

[96thespy]

i loved this movie i want to live this guys life

[nealshireman]

>_>