Nostalgia Critic - Rock Biter loses all dignity

[MrShaneo65]

reaction for horton hears a who ending

[TheGamemasterNP]

Neverending story 1 was a Wonderful movie, the second was a sucker but the Third is an Enormous Piece of Junk.

[NewSuperAvenger]

Well, it doesn't have to do anything with jumping the shark

[WishfulThinkingArt]

Okay, that is NOT the Rock Biter!! That is either a dreadful Rock Biter impersonator or the Rock Biter's long-lost, twisted brother. Either way, that is NOT the Rock Biter we all know and love!

[MovieDoctorful]

Probably one of his all time funniest scenes. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[SpiritusPhantom]

poor sharks

[ACRedsCreations]

that was really painful to watch

[jlopez412]

Big Lipped Alligator moment, anyone?

[menslady125]

@jlopez412: *sniff*...yes! *breaks down and cries*

[NATGOLEON]

press 4

[Applemask]

THAT THING HAS A DICK

IT HAS BULGING TESTICLES

HE MARRIED A ROCKVESTITE

[hackensac]

1:15 and 1:20

My reaction when I saw Jeremyjahns Breaking Dawn Trailer and heard that Jacob falls for the newborn baby

[apelhitam]

BUT WAIT!!!

(epileptic fit)

THERES MOAR!!!

[Tareltonlives]

"YES, THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING"

[ResidentEddy]

1:35 foreshadowing things to come to this dvd from the Nostalgia Critic...

[willku9000]

Why does this movie even exist? o_0

[PureMadness]

Not even Steppenwolf can make a tricycle look badass.

[killertellitubby]

what reveiw is this XD?

[TheNeonIcing]

@TheRitchardgaleHater

Calm down?

Have you seen Nostalgia Critic? He's barely ever calm

[SergeantLuke]

It looks like a big... good... strong motorcycle... doesn't it?

[SmokingSumSoup]

I've never seen any of the neverending story films, and this still some how managed to make me cry my eyes out!

[Minervasux]

1:04 LOL

[snakes3425]

I don't know who to feel sorrier for the Rockbiter or Steppenwolf

[rockworm503]

I love it when he goes but wwwwwwait theeeeeeeeeres MORE!

[deamonsead]

WHY MOVIE WHYYYYYYYYY??? TT_TT

[Dxthegod]

...Just to be.....safe?

Screwed for life?

?

[Dxthegod]

1:20 - 1:26 LOL XD

[wildefice1]

favorite part of this review

she travels at the speed of darkness which is faster then the speed of light

einstein: bull!@$

i knew the nc would do something with einstein but nothing likethat i had to pause the video for about 10 minutes laughing at those two words XD

[stoogemoedude]

@wildefice1

That's the Neverending Story II Review, which is also an excellent review.

[wildefice1]

@stoogemoedude oh ... elephant big lipped aligator moment and chuck a norris

[stoogemoedude]

@wildefice1

XD

[hollowsephiroth]

@stoogemoedude Did Boomer make it okay?

[sailorsega06]

@hollowsephiroth BOOMER WILL LIVE!

[ObsoletePerson]

@stoogemoedude I'd watch that but the framerate's down in Satan's wine cellar.

[jakezilla382000]

press 4

[FlyingFocs]

This is the best Critic moments I've yet to see. I mean, sometimes I think he's just acting out a character. Here, I'm convinced he is legitimately pissed off.

[stoogemoedude]

@FlyingFocs

I think he was legit pissed off during this entire review. Neverending Story is one of his favourite movies and with the butchering of the series done in this movie, I'd be legit pissed as well

[1998sara]

@stoogemoedude he didnt put it on top 20 favourite movies though

[Bitsy83]

@FlyingFocs He was pissed off for all of us, really. Neverending Story was a landmark film, a true masterpiece in the eyes of all children in the 80s....I can only imagine what the original director thought of it...

[PDizl16]

1:36

:3

[JoeDaPokemonMasta1]

0:53

[TheLovelyMistress]

0:13-0:23

My reaction when I heard Alice from Superjail! for the first time.

[Dragonlover132]

this had to be the second favorite part of the review. The ending was definitely the best

[Broezzz]

0:01 orgasm

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

Calm down, dude

[The4thFreeman]

BUT WAIT!!

ASDDFKHPASDIADVNMSZQ

THERE'S MORE!

[treeklimbers]

press 2 repeatedly

[PhoenixSora9aOs3]

is it wrong of me if i find the song kinda good?

[Admercial]

But wait! There's more! I just Shaqasmed!

[Xobralvl70]

I never heard about "Jumping the shark" until now :P

[wolfgangboot]

Press 0:25 over and over again.

[wolfgangboot]

THAT THING! HAS A DICK!

[thatmexicanuzer]

that is not even a motorcycle, IS A FUCKIN BIKE!!

[lotten16]

i have 3 things to say:

1. WTF WERE THE DIRECTOR THINKING ABOUT ROCK-BITERS LOOKS AND VOICE(WITH ACCENT)?!?

2. Since when did he have a ?wife?, and an ugly-looking kid with not cute appearance like in the 2nd? And he even lets the ?baby? sit IN FRONT of the... ?vehicle?, he can die if they have an accident!!

3. Like the song, but only the Original and the awesome Ozzy Osbourne-cover

[Minervasux]

@lotten16 They would've had accents anyway. (Just not THOSE accents, if this film were respectful to the Neverending Story franchise.)

[Minervasux]

What kind of software does Doug use to insert text and images ino videoclips?

[chance531]

RockBiter: awesome

born to be wild: awesome

awesome + awesome = awesomeawesome

^ HollyWood logic

[Farfeb]

I like Narnia, but the Neverending story is ok.

[Reviewer158]

the mother and baby were both played by a guy that is gay right

[jam2007]

Is it me or the Rock Biter's wife sounded Jamaican?

[ranelproductions]

@jam2007 Sounds like a mix of Jamaican and Irish accents.

[pixargod]

He married a Rockvestite!

XD!!!!!!

[MarioFan124]

Thank you for taking this part from his review. This happens to be my favorite part from this episode!

[Luka1180]

Keep pressing 4 and youl'll see Doug's inner alien speak.

[Blackrunestol]

I keep pressing 4.

lol

[Luka1180]

@Blackrunestol Hahaaa!

"Epic face, Epic face, Epic face, Jeez in my pants!" - Ray William Johnson

[Luka1180]

@Blackrunestol I ptess it multiple times and after that quickly press 5 one time lol.

[Admercial]

Did the writers of this movie work on it while drunk, high, hypnotized, and watching the first?

[superskeetospro]

Funny thing is, they put this scene on the poster, like people would enjoy it.

[Terastas]

This would have been hilarious if the N.C. didn't get the definition of "jumping the shark" wrong. Jumping the shark is when a program / series does something outrageous, but out of context / character in order to boost ratings. What they did to the Rock Biter wasn't jumping the shark -- it was driving a nail into the coffin.

[Pikazilla]

junior go bikie

[MrMatto91]

it has balls and testicles?

[NovaNeko87]

Thanks to the butchery of the Rock Biter character, I will never listen to Born to be Wild without this horrid imagery again.

[desotowrong]

0:52 Greatest reaction ever!!!

[EvilgidgitReturns]

Eve after all these years, I can't believe the rockbiter when from this:

"They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?"

To

"BORN TO BE WILD!!!"

[SaraNightfire1]

I love his facial expressions, he's great at them. In this review and a SWHS if you pause it at a certain point, he looks like he's in the middle of having a seizure. It's just so funny to see that. This is the guy who finally convinced me after seeing the utter crap that the 2nd movie was, after years and years of digging my feet in and refusing to watch any other one, after listening to him, I finally gave in and watched the first.

Holy shit, he was 100% on the money for the first movie.

[Chinothebad]

Comparing Rock Biter to the previous two movies, they probably did care, they cared to butt**** him just to give a middle finger to fans, I'm pretty sure that's what they tried to do.

[LoafOfPint]

I can confirm, having looked at the IMDB page that the rock biters are NOT played by the same actor. They might as well have, though. Boomer will live.

[cosmoKramer123456789]

1:10

[ShadowWolfRising]

can someone post the entire scene of him singing.

'gets a shit ton of scowls.'

what?

[jakezilla382000]

@ShadowWolfRising someone already did

[AllieRX87]

They raped Rock Biter and the song Born To Be Wild.

[mattiathekaiju]

@AllieRX87 Michael Ende is spinning in his grave!

[Carancarone]

@AllieRX87 I said that when I saw it.It took weeks to listen to the song right again without thinking of...this :(

[metalalan]

His face expression reminds of Gary Coleman going "BONEHEAD IDIOTS!"