Lewis Black visits the Weather Channel

[jmk8646]

Im amazed he made it without saying fuck.

[vyvyansmine]

I could feel them cringe around him from here. I think it's because not only has he downed them a bit (which I'm not saying is a bad thing sometimes) but he's a smart, educated, yet skeptical man who knows life is a bunch of lies the majority of the time. Some people just need a security blanket to survive, but not him.

[mauramclovin]

do it homes.

[JuniorM78]

1:17 Hehe... he wanted to call him Richard Lewis... wrong Jewish comedian, good sir!

[hempartist420]

it doesn't matter where I click on the red bar at the bottom it starts the fuck over... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[jeepthing98]

The bit about LaGuardia was hilarious. Lewis Black is the best.

[TheHockeyCentral]

2:31  Pause it. San Diego Coast's Air Quality Forecast is.....GOOD.

Talk about an exact science, that meteorology.

[BARNEYRAPEDME69]

Who the fuck has a "special place in there heart" For the fucking weather channel????

[heavenshaffer]

When they lady said "view on what we do", i cringed. 'Cause we all know that it took her forever to come up with that rythme. >:(

[winglb53]

Eat my Schwartz Dave.

[keegancalmes]

lol "do it homes"

[XPsychoBurgundyX]

OK, I like Lewis Black, in fact, he's one of my favorite comedians, but when I have my TV tuned in to the Weather Channel, chances are, I want to know if there's going to be thunderstorms in my area, and what the temperatures are going to be.

[wickedseymour1]

He seems so peaceful. New meds?

[every8hours]

No, just "Broadcast Television."

[tonial39]

it's just not as funny when he doesn't say 'fuck' ever 7 seconds...

[every8hours]

@tonial39 dunno, that part when he said, "just take a roll of quarters, flush'em down the toilet, & when it backs up you'll feel like a winner," I damn near fell out my chair!

[vikingshred]

Why does it loop, dude. Windows Movie Maker before you post videos.

[ColinouRugby]

pwn'd

[lordthanator]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

[StrangePerson260292]

Oh geez...

[paddedpencil]

david schwartz is the brick tamland of the weather channel

[steveryans2]

@paddedpencil hahaha goddamn, that's funny

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

mr lewis? stupid FUCK

[TheLostGuitarist]

Weatherman: haha he hit the jackpot in the bathroom

::Crickets::

[ChrisBrittain1]

I wanted to see him do the "groundhog day" movie seen like bill murray did.. "and here comes 'all this blue stuff' " lol

[ntm25]

lmao at "Do it homes"

[OriginalRatoly]

So this is what he sounded like when he performed for Dick Cheney....

[meddlingmage23]

jesus, those two regular weatherppl suck and are trying WAAAAAY too hard to be funny

[phantomofmyopera]

I wonder what kind of shit that woman in the beginning of the clip was rubbed with.

[Hacktheplantet00]

at 5:25 Did the weather man say "Do it homes"? lmao?

[liltd87]

lmao "do it homes"

[mattheweirk777]

HAha Yea... Do it home (LMAO) tHAT WAS GREAT

[onjai88]

OMG! He not only said it but he did the wink... the WINK!!! only missing the guns!!! LOL!!!

[choeuchkin]

@Hacktheplantet00 HAHA OH MY GOD HE DID...

[lizzi9983]

@Hacktheplantet00

he did

[spartan4333]

I hate how they introduce him everytime, and lewis not that funny because he was holding back, but hes really funny

[JackVykios]

The black guy doesn't refer to Lewis Black as Mr. Black, but as Mr. Lewis.

Mr. Black also ends up talking to Mr. Schwartz...or what SOUNDS like Mr. Schwartz.

Is this some deliberate in joke or something?

[smurfiennes]

now that ure mentioning...

[SuckMyCOG]

Those weather guys def wanted to punch him in the face. He wasn't his funniest but if he was, theyd hate him even more i bet. They def hate him

[MrUpsetbovine]

he sounded a little groggy

[ArcanineKing]

TWC must have told him he cannot say anything bad about them, or swear at all. That limits his jokes by a lot. The point of someone who call metereologists a liar to come to a weather station... that's the joke. lol

[JPGoss]

Sadly, for a comedian of his calibre, Lewis is actually not funny on this. He tries to tell jokes whilst doing the job, and they don't come off.

[GoalieRealmUSA]

what he meant to say was FUCK YOU LIER THIS SHIT IS EASY!!

[NolanMan66]

woah... ID 24666

[MercuryClock]

Gotta love the background music at 0:44.

[tjx0116]

we all know what he really wanted to say... but couldn't =P

[BoneofMalkav]

To quote one of his specials

"SAY FUCK SAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

[Estebon433]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS!

[flightmaster08]

i always watch the weather channel, but i don't know why.

[Satire1221]

He almost curses like 50 times and barely catches himself :P

[smurfiennes]

muahhahaha i think so too. hes too busy restraining himself from swearing to tell funny jokes... dont worry lewis, i still love u !!!!

[c1k3]

come on, lewis!  you're funnier than this!

[tommyers]

Holy shit! He's everywhere!!! LOL

[teeeooop43]

Nice for someone to spice it up.

[abigail1922]

was that really funny? don't think so

[koovak]

say fuck! say fuck! fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! he said fuck, she said fuck, you can say fuck too!

you know that had to be rollin through his head.

[cammo789]

aha that fuck song?! he's probably feeling it more than ever.

[krugnasty]

lol its probably all he heard lol

[markymangle]

ROFL

[kailynleto]

Why did they get rid of Dave Schwartz?

[RioOhKei]

WOW... That is a lizard woman... She really needs to get the hell out of the sun before she dries up and turns to leather...

[CubanSader]

LOL!

[jaml311]

haha he hit the jackpot in the bathroom what a moron lol

[MercuryClock]

Probably because he simply would not be allowed to say what he was thinking at the time. Kinda reminds me of the bit from Red, White, and Screwed where he's telling jokes to Bush at the White House.

[TILLEYJS]

I got a -1 for stating the obvious....lmao! Fuck you!

[modeoc]

lol local weather code thing-24666

[MGOUltimatesnake]

HAHAHA!

"do it homes"

wtf?

Oh yeah and Lewis black does a beatbop at

5:40 just keep clicking it.

[yossarian7890]

dave schwarz is the master of unintentional comedy. i really hope this guy has a cult following.

[BetaStationX]

wtf does that have to do with anything stupid XD

u fail miserably

[pnoozi]

"Do it holmes"

"He hit the jackpot in the bathroom"

WTF that guy is creepy

[acdc11491]

wtf, did he realy just say "do it homes?"

he deserves to die lol

[ThanagarianTragedy]

DO IT HOMES!

Jackpot in the bathroom.... wow...lol

I love Dave!!!!

[jobw87]

Man he's funny.

[skifree789]

5:24 hahaha, are you kidding me?

[stickinup2188]

They're all celebrities. :)

[nat6660]

wow that Anchorman is the whitest white person I have ever seen...

[lelouchlibritannia]

Haha he's trying so hard not to say "fuck".

[sm4272]

WHY is that guy so awkward/creepy?!

[NUE07]

"he hit the jackpot in the bathroom" that didn't sound right.

[SpayNeuter2SaveLives]

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah

[drewanium]

5:24 "Do it homes" WHAT?!

[evh5150316]

You can pick a number! LMAO.

[silverio1942]

yeah uhm he must have been desperate for airtime to push his book... oh well, he's still a funny guy

[6our6vampire6hearts]

haha aw hes funnier when hes yelling and cussing xD

lol I laughed a lot through this

[evh5150316]

Listen to the music! LMFAO!!!

[xxsexykindaxx]

Holy shit, Lewis Black is amazing.

[metalxsandwich]

At 5:25 Dave Schwartz says "Do it, holmes." WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[LeonardolsraeI]

"Land on JFK, so you can bust a few building as you come down, then skid off the runway and hit the water" LMAO!

[309S4]

I want to bounce Hillary Andrews off my cock a few times.

[fiyahdave]

one of the few reasons to pray for rain lol

[pressedlee123]

He does that quarter-in-the-toilet bit every time I see him.

[gadgets930]

flush a couple of quarters down the toilet and you will feel like a winner  :)

[Kyzersawsay]

SAY FUCK! SAY FUCK!! FUCK FUCK! lol

[ILvTheJoker]

The whole time i was whispering..."say fuck say fuck say fuck!!!"

[redsox2213]

Dave Schwartz is painfully terrible...

[265358804]

he's trying his hardest not to say Fuck

[TheAmazingOti]

I was waiting to here the beeping!

[Balmung6]

You can hear the moments where he slows down for a moment where he would normally curse, xD

[tikal1230]

could it be possible that we know his from comedy central or hbo? [/sarcasm]

[tikal1230]

oops. *him, not his

[SilverBulletMedia]

LOL i watch that

[megamanfan3]

Around 1:50 TWC must have continued using old title slides.

[sader1223]

it is so hard for him to try to be funny w/o "FUCK!!!,SHIT!!!!!!"

[DrHannibalLecterMD]

What's with the duplicate clip?

Whatever, it was the funniest one! :D

[bananarama110]

It's sooo hilarious how oblivious those weatherman where! everyone who knows who Lewis Black is know he hates weatherpeople. And they don't even know. hahahahahaha

[Himom2032]

When I heard lewis saying he had a place in the bottom of his heart for weather men, I was like "Oh my ass!" :P

[chopperhead2011]

Yeah, he doesn't have a heart, and I love it!!!

[clearyourthirdeye]

"Do it, Holmes!"...what the hell was that?

[Harvickfan04]

I just love the airport delay bit! lol

[Sasukecup]

Lewis Black visits the Weather Channel in Atlanta, Georgia.

[jalindquist]

And it's fitting that it's a recording from San Diego, the easiest city for a weatherman to work, per Lewis himself.

"That's my skull, I'm so wasted! I'm John Coleman, Carol and Ron, back to you!"

[KurosTheIronCladGod]

ROFL thats not atmospheric moisture, if you look really carefully.. its a baby!

XD

[dfirest1]

Same technology, different result!

[scsoccer09]

lmfao do it homes

[stormchaser11]

Oh, YEAH, hes a real fan of the Weather Channel.......he hates those fucks! Only Lews fans would catch how incredibly funny that was him being there since he did a whole segment on them and their bullshit on his 'End Of The Universe' CD. Hailarious!!!

[danielwwf82]

i love how it ends right after he says " haha, he hit the jackpot in the bathroom"

[mrchips17]

the weather there that day is gonna be *cough cough*

LMAO!!!

[DrHannibalLecterMD]

LOL, funny how he disses the Weather Channel in one of his shows: saying that it's for people who are too lazy to get up and look out a window ;)

[jordanbuckelew]

haha Lewis Black is trying so hard not to say shit or fuck.

I love him. He's right.

[Maidenfeeg666]

i wish lewis black could do the weather everyday.

[mattybass]

Mr. Lewis??

[drivepro]

why are we watching this?

[jarethx58]

schwartz is pathetic

[dramaking711]

Yeah he definitely did say, Do it homes." to Lewis Black. He is as you said, an idiot.

I do like how he was on that show regardless of his hate of weather people.

[Vinifera7]

That was dull..

[Fiddlemaster56]

Did that idiot Schwartz say,"Do it homes?"

[Fiddlemaster56]

Why is there repetition in the video clips? How many times do we need to watch about the atmospheric moisture schtick?

[Love4JonStewart]

I really love Lewis Black, but news anchors and weatherman piss me the fuck off.

They're so goddamn cheesy, it makes me sick to my stomach.

"Do it homes." Really, what the fuck was that?

Goddamn I hate television news.

[AnteUp34]

i lol'd @ that too. "do it homes"?? What was he thinking?

[Sinistertino]

"do it homes" hahahahaha

[hardcorejohnmoore]

Black is my all-time favorite comedian. I have all his specials!

[Ajmara]

It was just a comedy routine. He just wanted to be funny.

[heliothehunter]

Now why would Lewis be "glad to meet the weathermen" when he had a whole rant about how terrible they are on The White Album?

[strategery52]

I noticed that it's "Schwarz" and "Black" doing the weather together.

Yeah, Lewis Black's comedy isn't exactly on the same line as TWC's shallow banter. But every so often it'll back up and you'll feel like a winner!

[Lonestarr1337]

I hate it when Lewis has to hold back his anger =(

[ashland1977]

Anyone remember when the weather channel used to tell us the weather?

[DeadRisingGal]

Really? No. Must have been before my time.

[Eman5805]

IT was around the same time MTV used to show music.

[AsaiMoonsault]

If Lewis Black did a weather segment on a regular basis, I would watch the Weather Channel WAY more! Now, if only Stephen Lynch could sing the 5-day forecast.

[Roose63]

I think Ed was a weatherman...

[Rancidrules]

"Haha, He hit the jackpot in the bathroom!"

What a fuckin' idiot.

[ReeceReece32]

hahahahahaha he is tryin so hard not to curse..

[CaffeineClown]

Really, a weather channel, that only shows weather issues? There exists such a thing? We have a train channel showing trains and interviews with engine drivers and I used to think that's insane...

Besides that: Black is hilarious.

[3DSpirit]

My post was in response to the person who commented on "holmes."

[lasigmaman]

"Fire trucks are lined up to greet you...Just before you hit the water."

Did he really say that? Bwahahahaha!!!!

[unclesam6]

local weather id: 24 666!!!!!!! satan111!!1

[LordMorningStar]

haha the network was so scared...you can tell. he was cut off midway all the time

[Withope]

hahaha wtf

[YGYGYGYGYGYGYGYGYG10]

z z z

[JohnnyKeyz88]

Thank you RachelMarina for identifying yourself as a true anal-retentive twit.

Perhaps you don't realize that Mr. Black is a COMEDIAN, which means he makes a living making people with a SENSE OF HUMOR laugh. So, pull your head out, wipe it off along with that Perma-Frown and GET A LIFE!!!

Oh and a little aside, that was the funniest clip of him I've seen yet! CNN, TWC, what's next? Court TV?

[RachelMarina2]

I was aiming that comment towards the people who actually TOOK him seriously. I love Lewis Black and I never said anything against him. So maybe YOU should stop being so ANALRETENTIVE and stop overanylizing my comments. Thanks! :-)

[Cailyus]

Well uhmm uh... What we have here is a fialure to communicate. You two shake hands and hug. DO IT. JP I think Rachel was getting at that she felt bitter towards the people posting comments here and not Lewis Black himself.

On a side note Lewis Black rocks. I watch his stuff over... and over... and over... and alot more overs and overs and he makes me laugh each time. He's great :)

[AlexBrasil123123]

damn, reporters are such tight asses. and every one of lewis black's bits were cut off midway, just cuz the network thought, "omg, we don't know how the American people will take this, omg!! omg!!" jeez, these people are so fukin afraid to display a sense of humor on screen...

[RachelMarina2]

I would just like to say that my aunt is on the weather channel. Kim Perez. Shes on from 4-7am. So to the idiot that said weather people are retarded fuck off. Know what your talking about before you say it. Try going to school for atmospheric science and meteorlogy. They arent news casters, they are actually intelligent.

[Darkauthor81]

I once heard a quote from a weather caster "Once I perfected predicted the weather. But then a butterfly flapped it's wings." You can't call Weather Casters retarded and claim you have any idea of the unpredictable mass of CHAOS that is the weather which even the smallest thing can throw off. Whoever said that needs his mommy to tuck him in because he's up past his bed time.

[Darkauthor81]

I know there's typos in there. I'm an insomniac and it's been 36 hours since I've slept. Cut me some slack here.

[homsar36]

AHAHAHAHA! I the part were he tells gamblers to flush their quarters to feel like winners.

[4starcashier]

I just hope The Weather Channel doesn't be like EVERYONE ELSE and screw their network up even more (they did when all them damn shows like Storm Stories, It could Happen Tomorrow, When Weather Changed History, etc.) by having "celebrity editions" of The Weather Channel. Let's put that to a stop RIGHT there...if it continues they will try to make us believe that oh Tom Hanks has had a STRONG background of meterology and we know that's a bunch of crap...

[Flamedrakon]

Omg...I can't believe that Dave Schwartz said "Do it holmes" on tv...I laughed my ass off when I heard that...

[3DSpirit]

I screamed at that part. That was the funniest part of the whole thing! Love it!

[digitalchatroom]

This is not meant to be spam:

Is the Hawaiian time zone the last time zone in the world?

[dudeinoakland]

No. With Alaska it's the last for the USA

[matthewrockslol22]

rain in california!! LOL YEA RIGHT!

[dudeinoakland]

Yes it does rain in CA. Snows too! WOW !

[matthewrockslol22]

fuck u, where i live, in so cal. we've got 4 inches of rain!WOW!

[dudeinoakland]

I lived in So Cal most my life, I just happen to be in Oakland now, so I definatly know what the weather is like all over that region. It can flash flood there. but the issue is that you can't take sarcasm in return. I love Cali and don't like people disrespecting it that's all. You have a larger problem than I do though, you're the one freaking out here. Chill, no good reason to be angry.

[matthewrockslol22]

w\e, freak.

[matthewrockslol22]

i love your favorites, FREAK LMAO wtf is your problem? oh btw u live in oakland..im sure you would know if it rains in so cal.

[matthewrockslol22]

how much of a dipshit does it take to not get sarcasm????

[matthewrockslol22]

DO U LIVE IN A FUCKING CAVE??????

[matthewrockslol22]

btw did u read my second comment? 4 INCHESS OF RAIN THIS YEAR, CLEARLY IT HAS RAINED!!!! OH MY LORD! DONT EVEN BOTHER TO REPLY TO ME....wow..to see how serious u are...if it doesnt rain then how do plants grow...YES I AM ANGRY...BECAUSE OF RETARDS LIKE U WHO TAKE THINGS SERIOUS!!!!!!!

[larma7]

God the weather people are fstiffs, and retarded.

[distancerunner4]

dave looks pissed, lol

[constantin1313]

He's an actor / comediant.:(