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  • Number 1: She asks me what do I wan't, or looks away

    Number 2: Always replies with:"ok"

    Number 3: Kicks me in balls every time I try

    Number 4: Her reaction:"Umm, what?"

    Number 5: Looks away

    Number 6: Never thinks about it

    Number 7: Throws them away

    Number 8: Doesn't let me

    Number 9: On chat:"Why did you put my name in your name O.o"

    Number 10: Still ain't my GF

  • don't say "you're the best girlfriend i ever had" i mean seriously, the first thought that would come to my head is "how many girlfriends have you had???"

  • True don't overdue 7

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  • Don't go with 7 that just makes us feel uncomfortable lol

  • most guys just want u for wat u got

  • 240p...we meet again....

  • Thx but my crush would get too suspicious

  • NO. She enjoys the little things. Draw circles on her hand, play with her hair. Recite poetry. Don't ask her out over Facebook, Come from behind. Whisper in her ear. Know what to say when she says she's ugly. Slip things in her pocket secretly so she has something to gush about later. Leave little jolly ranchers on her dresser when you leave, or something. These are all simple things. Save the big things for the day you propose. Oh, and you're welcome. ;P
  • Number 11: Make sure you get the orthography and punctuation right when you write a message to her. By this, you'll show that you're loving her brains as well as her boobs, and if she's smart, she will definitely appreciate the effort. ;-)

  • i dont follow this steps i do some but i dont usually use the same steps i use my own...since i was 7 till nw i always get the girl i like =P but i will always love one person. well she is my ex nw n im not even wif anyone anymore... =P

  • i dont care if a guy gives me presents but the rest is tottally true!!

  • #2 if austin says what I make him feel: u make me feel hard... Awkward but I still love him

  • Tip 11: get ripped in abs and get biceps

  • I tell my x that's she's sweet cute and beautiful and she alway smiles back what should I do?????

  • I want to make her like me not steal her heart won't I need a bunch of surgery stuff for that?

  • #4 make feels boys like pussy

  • 4 will screw you up and people would be mad and/or sad

  • @CrazuCutesee

    Thanks that helped more than you'll ever know. I'm one step close to being with my future wife and mother of OUR children. You helped us. So THANK YOUuuuuu!!!!

    I LOVE YOUUUUUU AMANDA

  • I'm a girl, and I absolutely recommend 1, 3, 5, 6, and 10! However, I don't know about other girls, but I'm fairly sure this goes for all; I prefer creativity; small gifts such as flowers and necklaces make us feel lavished, not loved); Make her something! Express your hobbies with this; Musician? Write her a love song! Artist? Draw her portrait! Photographer? Make her a slideshow/ scrapbook of all the good times you've had with her! 8, that's okay, but arm around her shoulders works better(;

  • Ask her \/

  • So i really like this girl at my school and i dont know if she likes me, what should i do?

  • ps. we're in the same school i see him every day.

  • @curryrable just write your msn name on a piece of paper and underneath it write "add me! talk to you later today." and then walk up to hum, give him it/put it infront of him without saying a word, then just go about your day as usualy, and be ready to talk to him on msn. (its so much easier to chat first if you are shy;) )

    good luck! if you want more help, feel free to contact me on here :)

  • @troyramson tthankyou soo much, I'll try this:) xoxo

  • @troyramson

    you are more than welcome deary! :D

    I'm glad I was able to help! good luck again ;)

    and let us know what happens... I'm rooting for you (and am nosey! lol :P).

  • hi, im soo in love with this guy, we both don't know each other i don't even know his name but he always looks at me , like stares and i do the same back but nothing more than that? what can i do? I'm a upper shy person so i would NEVER go and just talk to him like that,

  • only 2 steps needed.. 1. find a girl u likr .2. fuch her

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  • Sry help,this girl the sentence

  • Can any one help this girl i like alot when i walk home with her she alway walk behind me and when i say any lame joke she alsi find it funny is this a sign she like me?

  • Yeah theres a girl i like and she hugs and kisses me on the cheek alot and she likes when i walk her home any advice

  • Is it weird that I'm watching this even though that I'm young? You can never be to young (I think)

  • Guys,

    It's not that hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there are some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things for me and most recently I've been using the techniques from P.box.

    Here's what you need to do..

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself a bit and you'll see how easy it can be.

  • Nice i got kicked in the balls for this thank u asshole

  • My ex did this to me when he tried to win me, and yet he did. But now things between us aren't so great. I still have very strong feelings for him but he doesn't know it. 10 thumbs up and I will tell him I still love him and I'll try and get him back

  • @JenniferLikesPie coming from a guy, I think you should just say to him that you still have feelings for him and just be honest, cause really, guys dig chicks who are honest but yet don't be too honest, as in if he cooks for u and it tastes like crap, just tell a little white lie but say it was only for a one time occasion, something like that.

  • @JenniferLikesPie good luck :)

  • girl:do u think im pretty Boy:no girl:do u want to b with me forever Boy:NO she heard enough and waz hurt, she walked away tears ran down her faceThe boy grabbed her arm boy: your not pretty your beautiful i dont want to b with u forever, i NEED u forever plz stay with me girl: i will Tonight at midnight ur true love will realize they love u Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm tomorrow anywhere If you dont post this to 5 other pages you will have love problems for the nxt 10 years

  • When im at school i am sitting behind her and there are monitors like mirrors and when i see at the mirror she is looking at me and smiles :D

  • Ok so u can do all of these things to whoever, but: You CAN'T be a playa. And you have to be really good friends with her. If it's like the first week and ur doin some of these things to her, then she'll think ur a creep. And shell probably nvr talk to u again...

  • yeah, listen dont do step 4. It will make things very awkward.

  • came here becuase i went to an alnighter from campus life yesterday and i asked my bestfriend to the dance and she said yah and then next thing i know shes kissing this other random guy it broke my heart

  • i stared at a girl and she stared at me

    i couldnt resist

  • @SimonVotra awh lol

  • @#4, what kinda girl likes a pile of jelly?

  • @Z7ONY ME :D lol

  • well the last time i look her in the eyes,she stood up and hit me with her book.....

  • how mutch money on a gift is to mutch?

  • 11) never masturbate in frot of her ..

  • @iiSaiNtZxD Why would you need to masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Why not just have actual sex?

  • Just go; worst is the word "no"

  • Hi I am guy I need help... There is this girl at school I really like...But I am so shy I got my friend to ask her... She said she wants to see me in person first... I was going to go... But my nerves told me not to and I started going red so I run away... She said meet me on Monday or it's a no... But I have to go my heart is beating so fast... I need help fast... PLEASE HELP

  • @425dragonmaster Say that you're pretty shy, and that you can't take this massive step as of yet, but my suggestion is that you go, you will feel good about yourself after you done it :D GOODLUCK!

  • @aamirrulez ok thanks

  • @425dragonmaster Act like shes your mother(really helps)

  • yo bro u need to change #4 if a guy date a strong girl she will think that he is a pussy

  • 4 made me lose my girlfriend, she told me what are you a pussy? but i did win her back, 3 months later....

  • @jimbo911fly hmm u sure u want that girl who called you pussy just because you were nervous? hmm strange

  • about step 10, some girls may think youre a playa and dump you or they might say something like "aww thats so sweet"

  • @SimonVotra LOL!! 

  • thanks for it ... but guys dont do it if you are a nerd of something because it will not work ... If you are a little bit bad boy just do it and she will fall in love like never

  • Aka Top 10ways to get stuck in friend zone.

  • i hate reading. just tell it to me.

  • sad to say i cant to the full number 3........i never kissed a girl......

  • @SasukeUchiable your not the only one bro

  • numer 1 contradicts itself how can u look deep in her eyes and at her knees at the same time?

  • 1:44 wtf that's terrible! xD And these tips are.. ermmm.. o.o NO

  • dislike button press im just gonna ignore you the like button

  • kiss your hand 10 times then say your crushes name 15 times post this in 2 vids

  • 1. be fit and good looking

    2. be a douche

  • tip no 11: learn how to give her an oragsim!!!!!

  • tas pendeja number 4 noooooo

  • its not the fuckin 1400's!!!

  • If you really want to pick up girls, I recommend that you read both of the following guides:

    - "The Game" by Neil Strauss

    - "Pandora's Box" on MackMethods. com (highly recommend this)

    GENERAL GUIDELINES

    1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).

    2) Act like you don't need them and make them prove themselves to YOU!

    3) Make them feel comfortable (comfort comes before intimacy)

    4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (easy ways to do this)..

  • @MMArtist99 number 2 would just make me sad :( I'm a shy girl I'll have a heart attack if the one i like act like that :(

  • @MMArtist99 wtf?! *act like u dont need them* ? im guessing u havent had many girls then ...

  • my girlfriend sent me here :( lol

  • @Dragun135 lol fee sorry for u :'D theres probably a reason y she sent u here lol

  • @Dragun135 Lmao

  • this guy i liked we were like having fun and stuff and when we were laughing he looked at me straight in the eyes omg..i felt my head going boom and red xD i could almost hear the birds singing lmao.

  • bullshit haha.. more you fuck with the girls brain, the more she wants you :)

  • i thought girls prefur confirdence to being nervous ? or is nervous and shy 2 different meanings ?

  • Guys always open and close doors for her and it your shopping carry the bags.

  • i have another tip get some money from your father and go find a whore she will suck you, she will let you jizz on her and she will say thanks also.

    Cheaper and 100% success

  • @fakeras123 you prob dont have a girlfriend do you?

  • @lordinear you prob dont have brain do you ? coz if you have then why you dont get my joke ?

  • @fakeras123 ppl with a brain wouldnt like such stupid childish jokes. why waste your time to comment that on a good video?

    now if you gonna answer this with another childish answer.....

    i am

    gonna

    laugh

    at

    you. :)

  • @lordinear hm.. ''childish jokes'' sounds pretty normal if you think that i'm kid lol.. why i waste my time to comment ? really strange answer i just flame and say a joke about this video ''10 tips to win a girls heart'' and why you sould laugh because i answer you ? you ask me something but you dont wait answer ? you sould take some courses dialogue.

  • i luv this.

  • If she already is my girlfriend I already won her heart, since these things are what I do with a girlfriend.

    ex. I don't hug or kiss my friends

  • #8 is definitely the most truthful one I'm a girl and I love holding hands with my boyfriend it makes my day

  • @piwoot it depends on how often you

    text her, and what you say. if it's something simple like 'hey :)' chances are she won't think you are a stalker :P if you get all mushy and start saying how much you miss her all the time it might get a bit over the top, but it's ok to say stuff like that occasionally, just not enough to suffocate her.

    hope I helped :)

  • #6

    "Make sure she knows youre thinking about her! Even if it's just a txt"

    Yeah, that's what i'm doing, but the same time it feels like i'm stalking her (Which ofcourse isn't my intention), and i'm afraid she thinks that aswell xD

    What can I do :P

  • Most accurate vid evar!!!

  • HOW CAN YOU BE NERVOUS AND CONFIDENT AT THE SAME TIME?

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LEDDERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • @iluvbradyw Nope, stuff like that doesn't work, i'll be back in 3 days to post on the comment to show i'm alive.

  • @Shadowbangg i no friday i didnt get a fuckin kiss its just alot of bullshit

  • @iluvbradyw Yep, sorry your friday was so bad though.

  • #10 Never tell a girl that she's the best girlfriend you've had before. That's a little awkward and it would make me a little suspicious xD

  • im a girl nd all these tips are 100% right nd true

  • @silentshadow46 yet again this does not make sense

  • i can't believe this builshit daaammmnnnnn u most be out of ur mind stop it and make it simple insted txtin or chattin online i rather to go and meet her personaly face her and tell her how special she is and what she means to u better then ur complicated txtin looooooooool

  • Dont read this cause it actually works.You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life.tomarrow will be the best day of your life.However if u dont post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within the next 2 days now u have already started reading so dont stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this is scary cus it works

  • Number 9 and 10 were just "ok", the rest is great!

  • why you put so many lip pics XD 

  • a girl in my class !!always attacking!! me i dont what that means ????

    please help!! =I

  • @johnfire1231 lol that means she likes you but she shy to say anything so just accept it for a little and after ur good friends ask her out

  • @MultiJake15 LOL dude i becoming punches!!! oh man

  • @ #5 what if you don't mean it?

  • Um I'm a girl and this doesn't work on me or anygirl I know it shows us girls that your kind of a creep

  • Lol the saucy auto I didn't like this video it sucked cock

  • 1. "Why are you staring at me?"

    2. "Stop Texting me, you creep."

    3. "Let go of me, pervert!"

    4. "Well, somebody's socially awkward."

    5. "Well, I don't feel the same way about you. Sorry."

    6. "Christ, are you obsessed with me or something?"

    7. "WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THESE THINGS?!"

    8. "Please let go of my hand."

    9. "Yup, he's obsessed with me."

    10. "That's what you said about all your other girlfriends, you jackass."

  • how do u tell her your nerve is

  • 11. BREAK UP !!!!!!!

  • theres something wrong!!!// i hold her hand and u know what happen she slaped me in the face and kicked me on the ball but the!!!!!! next day i finnaly got her!!!!:D:D

  • most pepople alredy know this

  • um i'm a girl and i didn't think any of this would work for mi i wouldnt like some kid to just come and start kissing mi and i wouldn't like to be told i make him nervousbut it could work for a more slutty kinda girl just not for me sorry :'(

  • Sounds like a pussy can use these suggestions

  • @OhmgeelEdge dude she feels like no matter what she can always Juss fall back on you start talking to other girls and let her see that she will feel like she missed her chance and she will come to you........I think......well that's what happened to me so good luck Brody lol

  • take a knife cut her heart out take it to those gold meslting places put heart in wait till gold hardens and make a trophy :3

  • 10 ways to show a girl your just a creep.

  • i wonder if i say to a girl ive got a boner looking at you she will be red as possibly huh do u agree??

  • All of these are the best tips of getting a girl to tel you that you are "just a freind"

  • kali mah kali mah kali mah!!! Stewie Faimly Guy! (ripping out Meg's heart!)

  • I like a girl at my school shes a sophmore and im a freshman, but her friends say she does like me but she could never go out with me because im her best friend and she even rejected me and said the same thing to me before i asked her friends, and idk what to do since i already do most of these D:

  • Number 4 is complete bullshit... im just sayin'

  • what if ur ugly

  • @MrLamacat oh sorry to hear that jk

  • don't ever use number 10 it's going to mean that you had girlfriends all ready i don't think girls like that... (girls am i right?)

  • @xx1satmar1xx

    very right.. -.-

  • just saying but don't ever use number 10 because if you say she's the best girlfriend you ever had she's that going to mean that you had some more girlfriends before and girls don't like that.

  • just saying but don't ever use number 10 because if you say she's the best girlfriend you ever had she's that going to mean that you had some more girlfriends before and girls don't like that.

  • number 10 is MEAN.

    you can't say shes the best you had. that just brings in jelousy. i should know. i am a girl. but the rest, well done. :)

  • 99 Peoples are gays.

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • Imma such a lozer at dis, would any1 plz give more Pro advices???

  • Number 1 is the best

  • @ProductionsTiki what is the situation?

  • can someone with alot experience help me plz lol i am stuck on a weird situation^^

  • I hate my fucking life i totally ruined it ;(

  • kiss your hand 10 times

    say your crushes name in your hand 15 times

    looh at your hand

  • @1raquel0100

    I dont get the hand thing... Nothing happens..... (Yes... I like doing things that sound silleh! So don't judge meh! xD)

  • i figured iut '' sup dumb hit bitch blow me'' is't the best pick up line

  • I did seven and me and her did what boyfriend and girlfriends(kissing) do and she said I was a terrible kisser and said I was ugly even though my family says I will attract girls cause I look like Harry potter well guess what they were wrong and now I am I have to sit one desk away from the son- of- motherfucker

  • I liked this video a lot - great ideas!!! I also found a great article on hubpages . com that was called "50 ways to make a girl smile" and it had some really good ideas when it comes to flirting with girls and making them happy.

  • I did all of this stuff in a span of 2 days, she friggen bitch slapped me and told rumors about me. I'm such a loser!

  • @ThePoo1998 FAIL