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  • Oh I get it! The joke was on him failing horribly at the joke!!!! ROFL!

  • actually the real joke is having this man as president

  • Joke? What joke?

  • Joe's face is like "I told him to tell that joke"

  • DAMMIT!

    I have tried it multiple times now, but I always have tu chuckle. Not because of the joke, mind you. It's terrible. But that smile...

    Gets me every single time.

  • the funny thing is it did work, its funny because he said something so casually funny that all the tight ass politicians just didn’t expect it and when they finally did it was just too late. Sucks but def not the first time its happened O.o

  • I love Michelle's "I told you it wouldn't work" look.

  • So much second hand embarrassment XD

  • Still funnier than the jokes George Bush made.

  • Even Biden is like "...... wtf Barack"

  • @maz1960 It briefly looked like he was doing a facepalm. If you tell a joke that makes Biden go "no," it isn't funny.

  • it was funnier on tumblr

  • and im off to make a new meme the troll " bad joke obama"

  • 0:41 That look she gives really says it all.... "told ya it wasnt funny " LOL Listen to ur wife dawg !!! behind every great man.....

  • haha pretty good execution on the joke

  • Ugh, this video just HAD to start with a close-up of Lieberman...

  • lmbo had the only Troll Face after the joke xD

  • @bluesboy25000 Obama at 0:34

  • I dont understand what the hype is about, that was funny. I'm glad our president at least has a corny sense of humor.

  • u r the joke

  • I thought it was hilarious.......

  • I love how he made the "HA!" face for his joke. It actually brought the joke home... When the cows come home that is.... BOOM!

  • haha i thought it was pretty fuckin fnny

  • That was so funny I forgot to laugh..

  • Obama SUCKS!

  • I actually thought this was sorta funny. And the best thing about it, asides from Michelle's reaction of course; was the fact that only half the audience laughed until Obama cracked a big ass smile, and then everyone else laughed - whether from genuine amusement, pity, or the fact that they couldn't resist that giant grin.

  • Obama: Michelle, am really gonna use the spill milk tomorrow

    Michelle: no.

    Obama: I don't care, am the president- I will use it.

    *joke played*

    crowd: wtf

    Michelle: told you it wasn't funny

  • michelle obama's face omg ofmogfg g

  • This sounds strangely republican

  • Man Obama is a poser...

  • Awh I don't even particularly like Obama and I thought this was cute :) Who doesn't appreciate a cheesy joke to lighten up a very not-fun speech about politics and congressional achievements and whatnot?

  • Notice that John Boehner starts to cry.

  • My cat gave me herpes

  • Typical Obama lie. It was Obama's EPA that distorted that law in 2010 to make milk a hazardous waste. Look it up.

    Next, maybe Obama will repeal Obamacare and then say he eliminated an unconstitutional and stupid government control of health care.

  • Immature president that's what he is.

  • what a dry joke. One of those jokes that makes you laugh at how unfunny and awkward that was :)

  • @gerwazjana I'm still trying to determine what's funnier; how cheesy the joke was, or his troll-face after it XD

  • anyone else see the opportunity he had for the Horatio Caine delivery there?

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  • the presidents job is to talk in public, he doesn't make any decisions

  • and watch someone break their neck to respond to me<<<<<<< If you do, you suck dick & like it in the ass

  • Look at this, Every hater breaking their necks to type something negative or act like they know what their talking about themselves....Obviously if you didn't Like the President you wouldn't go around on YouTube clicking and watching his videos sooo therefore something must catches your ATTENTION. I smell alot of YouTube fronting going on here...half of you don't even have a chance to become President...if so I'll like to see that...but this is earth anyway...Everyone talks shit on EVERY Pres

  • boehner liked this

  • hobama is a slick oil man/bankster

    ask BP/BofA

  • :41 Michelle Obama *palmface*

  • As a fan of stupid one-line jokes, I thought this was amazing. I could not stop laughing.

  • That.......was a crappy joke, like.....rly crappy, lol he didnt even really deliver it well either

  • if obama presidented as good as he gives speeches we'd never lose a game

  • Biden's falling asleep.

  • HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

    You can see a guy do a rim shot motion in the audience too.

  • @Wilbo23 Where? Sending me insane looking for it.

  • @RedcoatMic24 Maybe they cut it out. Try watching a video of the whole thing and jump to when he says it. Look in the right corner for a youngish looking guy with a grin moving his hands.

  • all the people with the long comments must REALLY LIKE POLITICS

  • He does the troll face lol

  • Loser from Day 1.

  • President Obama's 2012 State of the Union address AGAIN rated at an 8th grade comprehension level on the Flesch-Kincaid readability test — the third lowest score of any State of the Union address since 1934.

    And WHO votes for this idiot?

  • @donnygoat Who cares? that doesnt mean anything. You're an idiot seriously, just because its not written at a fucking genius level that only someone with an IQ of 190 can understand doesnt mean he's an idiot. Dont you think it has to read at a level so EVERYONE can understand it? If he were reading at an extremely high level then whats the point of even having the state of the union address when no one understands what hes saying.........

  • @fordmuscle429

    You're missing the point dumbass... it's written at an 8th grade level so his VOTERS can understand it.

    Get in now?

    Next election, get high and stay on the couch... you'll be doing us all a favor.

  • @donnygoat But you called him an idiot because of it? that would make his VOTERS as you put it idiots, not him? im sorry maybe next time instead of replying you can stay on the couch and get high. anyways Im not a fucking stoner kid you dumbass it goes to show how ignorant you are by generalizing a younger age group. but judging by the way you make your arguments you arent that intelligent anyways....... plus the last time i checked the SoTU addresses the whole country? not just HIS VOTERS.

  • @fordmuscle429 so by your logic we are all dumbasses and need speeches dumbed down for all of us. I get that your saying oh he only did it for his voters but thats just an idiotic statement all together. Republicans are idiots because all they want are their taxes cut so they can not create jobs and buy another yacht for themselves, so who exactly are the dumbasses here? Someone who wants to help the country by logical steps or greedy bastatrds who just help themselves?

  • @ InuzukaCds You mad bro?

  • Go Obama!?!! First persdient of the year to make a joke!?!!

  • I feel like he was diliberatly trying to make a bad joke. lol

  • Easy. Create a law that states Congress and Senate can only enact rules 3 months out of the year and must spend the other 6 months auditing, repealing, and/or rewriting established laws. There's no need for a government body that (outside of budgeting) creates rules 9 months out of ever year. Let's take a generation to clean up what we got and do away with crap law.

  • I love Michelle Obama's expression. It's so perfect. 

  • @Delirium1479 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG. SHE IS A LYING FAT CUNT WHO DESERVES TO DIE. YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • @InuzukaCds y u mad tho?

  • All of a sudden Michelle looked like a teen age girl. Embarassed out of her cool. Actually she looked pretty there.

  • ahahahahahahahahahahaha, Biden loving it with tongue in cheek.

  • Message to all Obama Kool-Aid Drinkers:

    Next year on election day stay on your couch getting high, and let the grown-ups make these important decisions.

  • @donnygoat Because your'e so mature, huh?

  • You'd better get used to the jokes. If the best the Republicans can offer is Newt Gingrich, Obama will be around for 4 more years.

  • 0:33 -- Devil Smile!

  • @surgeyX Devils have blue eyes

  • "I've ordered every federal agency to eliminate rules that don't make sense" -- why then is Ron Paul not president right now?

  • @surgeyX Because he never will be ever. No matter how much your little heart wants it. He won't even beat the primary. He won't even be offered to run as a VP. He's not even going to be in congress for very much longer.

  • @Wilbo23

    I realize that; however his message (which hasn't changed, EVER, he's never flip-flopped on ANY issue or stance in his entire career) is getting more support now than it ever has before. Ron Paul has more supporters right now than he has ever had in his entire life. Just that fact alone tells me that people are waking up and they don't want to sit back and let Obama ruin this country any more than he already has.

  • @surgeyX Unless you compare his newsletter to what he has to say today. Oh wait, somehow he is not responsible for that. Event though his name is all over it. He used to be proud of those in the 90's.

  • @Wilbo23

    He didn't write the newsletter. It was published under an organization that he oversaw, and he admits that. He probably does know who wrote it; but even if that's true, he's not going to tell anyone. If that's the worst ammunition you've got against him, I think that's a softball. Not once have the views in that newsletter been expressed directly by Paul, or anyone from his entire organization, EVER...so it's pretty clear that the allegations are bullshit.

  • @surgeyX You trust him to be President but he is not competent enough to manage a newsletter. I don't even need to attack Ron, his record speaks for himself. How many times did he vote against establishing a MLK day? I forget. He sure is proud of MLK now, that it suits him.

  • @Wilbo23

    National holidays are fucking stupid, I don't care who they are supposed to honor or commemorate. He wasn't running the newsletter personally, it was part of his organization -- this is like blaming Tim Cook for a comment made by a guy who works at the genius bar at one of the apple retail stores.

  • @surgeyX Tim Cook is not running for President. Tim Cook did not earn millions publishing the Tim Cook Survival Report filled with disgusting articles. Offensive comments would the the least of Tim Cook's problems right now. A Ron Paul fan who makes Apple references? Didn't see that one coming.

    National Holidays are great for people like me. People who work for a living. I get time and a half plus a day off of my choosing. In case I should ever need to see a doctor on a business day

  • @Wilbo23

    Except the articles are from the 90s and this has been brought up and explained 1000 times before by the mainstream media. They keep getting brought up because there's litterally *nothing* else to get him on. If he really believed that crap in the newsletters then there'd be other examples to cite..but there aren't. Your employer should give you personal days -- I get 2 personal days and 4 sick days every year. We already have enough national holidays.

  • @surgeyX The explanation sucks. Maybe you should check out the bastion of liberal thought that is, the Washington Post, for how involved Mr Paul was in his newsletter that bears his name. At least a toad like Newt, or a neurotic bedroom busy body like Santorum will own up to their rhetoric.

    Paul's policies suck too. Instead of eliminating waste intelligently, he wants to pull up the chairs and turn off the lights on the government. Ideological purity does not make you intelligent.

  • @Wilbo23 The washington post with their "anonymous" source -- it's bullshit. If you believe it, that's your problem. There is no anonymous source, and there is no new news regarding this issue. The explanation is what it is, if you believe he's a racist....then you're seriously closed minded and fall into believing the mainstream media and all their lies.

  • @surgeyX By "anonymous" you mean "Renae Hathway", his secretary. According to him, Ron Paul would proof and sign off on the survival report. Even if Ron never read the newspaper written in 1st person under his name, it demonstrates his attitude and/or a level of incompetence.

    You can always blame the media. Never mind that Ron Paul's newsletter and his whole cult is part of said media or his huge web presence, which is also part of the media. Stop worshiping this sad little troll.

  • @Wilbo23

    Oh and by the way, there's a reason that it's an "anonymous" source who was "close to Paul in his newsletter organization" -- it's because if there really was a source who gave their name, they would be sued instantly by Ron Paul for libel and obviously they wouldn't be able to prove anything they said. That in my opinion is the definition of being a toad.

  • Rewatch the video, but just watch Biden the whole time. I can't get enough of that guy!

  • LESS JOKES...

    LESS GOLF...

    MORE WORK

    ABO 2012

    Anyone But Obama

  • @donnygoat lol, really? more work? I think all the conservatives hate him because he has been doing so much. For example, health care, financial reform, reducing troops in iraq, capturing Osama, increasing civil benefits to gays in the federal work force, increased funding for violence against women act, helped student loans, increased civil rights with the crimes prevention act, and the list goes on. So, do you mean Less work? Because the job of republicans is to keep the status quo, ie no work

  • @VassiliZaitsev12

    Coming from someone named Vassili... and you support an anti-capitalist. Go figure.

  • @donnygoat bahahahaha, I guess that if you believe in a social safety net for your most vulnerable citizens you must be a godless heathen that believes in communist dictatorships. That must make you a conservative that believes in anarchy, theocracy. Let me tell you something terrorist believe in theocracy that must make you a terrorist. Hey I just call them how I see them like you.

  • @donnygoat You are ridiculous. He's done more work than you have in your whole life.

  • @tytheeman20

    You're an idiot if you think that this creep is going to help you or this country.

  • @donnygoat He actually already has helped me, dummy. I'm in college, I now have some health insurance I needed, his policies made my bank change fees that I and many others protested, my cousin who served in Iraq since the beginning and couldn't get work is now employed, a friend of his who was discharged because of his sexual orientation after the marines went through his cell phone is reinstated, my grandmother can afford her medication, my uncle who worked at GM got his job back.

  • @tytheeman20

    The difference between your generation and mine I guess...

    You're soft.

  • @donnygoat Okay, Mr. Goat...

  • @tytheeman20 I'm happy someone is getting affected positively by his presidency. I'm hoping it continues. If you have been following he wants 1/2 of the funds that were going to go to the war to be placed into paying our country out of debt, and the other 1/2 into getting our people back to work.

  • @donnygoat: Do you really want Obama to work more?

  • @donnygoat Yah Obama,

    Ending a war,

    Killing Bin Laden,

    Healthcare reform,

    & fixing all of George bushes mistakes isn't enough.

    But Let stoplying through our teeth. If you skin was a different color we wouldn't be bashing you so much.

    It doesn't matter because the Party of NO's candidates and all Idiots.

    But when Obama win's again. It will show the the tea party is completely Irrelevant and they can name them selves back to the KKK.

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  • @surgeyX Obama didn't start the war in Afghanistan you dumbshit. Afghanistan is where Osama bin Laden was when Al Qaeda attacked the US on September 11th. You are one stupid mutherfucker. You should even be able to vote because you don't know shit, almost to the people of mental disability.

  • @surgeyX You should not be able to vote...you can't even fucking remember that Afghanistan was where Osama bin Laden was after September 11th, 2001. Bush started that war and the pointless war in Iraq. The Supreme Court didn't even rule on Obama's healthcare policy you fucking idiot. President Obama gave the order to kill Osama bin Laden, he's the one in charge of the military. And, it was the Navy Seals who killed him, not the marines. I'm really pissed off lol I can't believe you. Bye

  • @tytheeman20

    Okay -- better wording, Obama continued the war in afghanistan by sending in an additional 30,000 troops in 2009. You know where Osama bin laden was in 2001? Holy shit, you must be psychic. Well Bin Laden is dead now and the Taliban are not in Afghanistan anymore, so why are we still there? Answer that, dickhead. I didn't say anything about the supreme court, I said the STATE supreme courts.

  • @surgeyX There was no state supreme court...these cases were tried in FEDERAL court. And there have been courts who have upheld Obama's healthcare mandate, like the D.C Federal court. This issue is not settled yet until the US Supreme Court rules on it. There are 0 troops in Iraq fighting today. Afghanistan does have Taliban and does have Al Qaeda there. Are you a special intelligence person in the military? I think not. He's trying to be out by 2013 or 2014. There's still shit there.

  • @tytheeman20

    "As president of the united states, it's my responsibility to tell afghanistan and chinese citizens what to do in their own country" -- Obama.

  • @surgeyX All of our troops are home now. FYI

  • @mrseshelman

    We have thousands of troops in afghanistan right now.

    He brought back the troops from IRAQ. We have deployments all over the world wasting taxpayer money and killing people using your hard earned tax dollars. Do you really want your money used to kill people? Okay, maybe they're killing all the *right* people that you want killed -- but seriously, there's gotta be some innocents getting pwnt too right? Ever think about that? Cause they're using your money to do it.

  • @tytheeman20

    I shouldn't be able to vote because I was in a rush and got a few things mixed up? The principle is the same and I admit my mistakes. I don't agree with anything Obama said in that entire speech..from the lying about how good the american educational system is to the part about the government needing more laws to protect against piracy. It's all bullshit. We're headed towards a complete welfare state - cradle 2 grave. But I guess you want it that way. Ron Paul 2012!

  • @surgeyX You are saying all the stupid bullshit that Republicans are told to say in their talking points. You need to look at shit yourself and stop repeating what they keep repeating on Fox News. Fuck Ron Paul. Libertarianism doesn't work in the real world. This is 2012...it's too late for 100 years of US Politics to be undone. Ron Paul is not going to be nominated. Obama is the best choice in this election.

  • @surgeyX Britain is a welfare state. Most of Europe is. And we have some of the world's highest standards of living and happiest population.

    Welfare doesn't mean scrounging or being a parasite, it means being protected when you're vulnerable. I honestly have no idea why you American's are so damn proud to have more worries in your life, or why the constant threat of death or homelessness because you have no medical insurance or lose your job is so god damn appealing.

  • @RedcoatMic24 awww, hes butt hurt, how cute

  • @117swordsmen Nice reply, I see you have argued against all points and presented a counter argument.

    You are a truly a credit to Human progression.

  • @DarthNefatious

    Spoken like an idiot who is unemployed, and OK with taking the measly hand-outs that this administration is giving you... all for your precious vote next year. Are you really doing any better than you were in 2007?

    I doubt it.

  • @donnygoat yep, My salary's up 50% nearing 6 figures (but then again I have a high tech job, as a mater of fact I'm getting paid right now to pick on you) :-p,

    And I'm going to vote for the Winner again... OBAMA

    NOW YOU'LL KNOW WHAT 8 YEARS OF BUSH FELT LIKE!! HAHAHA!!

  • @DarthNefatious FUCK YOU. WE DIDN'T ALL VOTE FOR BUSH, THIS IS ALL A SCAM. SO YOUR RICH, HOW LONG WILL THAT LAST. THE POOR IN THIS LIFE WILL BE WEALTHY IN THE NEXT. THESE POLITICIANS ARE HERE TO FUCK US.

  • @DarthNefatious Sadly, I bet if Obama passed a stimulus like Bush passed that puts extra money in everyones pockets. Everyone would vote for him again.

  • That sure was a MOOOOOOOving speech.

  • obama you have no idea what milk can do to a town if not properly controlled. I remember the old milk spill massacre of 1806. The devastation and utter hopelessness that resulted from the milktastrophe was unholy in all regards. The town folk at the time recalled the deluge to best be described as a page out of revelations from the good book itself. Millions died, and countless more were displaced, if you werent dead, you were dying. I can still hear the children screaming...

  • @KlingonSpider Funny jackass, he didn't help Japan worth shit. Obama should clean up that mess.

  • @InuzukaCds what the fuck are you talking about? did you reply to the wrong person?

  • @KlingonSpider BUHAHAHA

  • @KlingonSpider Your making a stupid joke and CNN thinks it is pretty funny too. Well your little "milk" story is almost completely true. He drowned us in milk. Japan was drowned in "milk" and we sent who to help them? ANYONE?! NOPE?! FUCK OBAMA AND EVERY LIVING CELL THAT SUPPORTS HIM. FUCK CNN.

  • @InuzukaCds lol, geez, i didnt think people would actually find my comment that funny. i was trying to be serious too. hahaha

  • @KlingonSpider your god is unfounded .

  • @KlingonSpider is that some kind of sick joke?

  • @aznsensation665 i have no idea. i was actually trying to be serious and not comical. apparently my sincerity is amusing to people. in a way, i find that to be a rather objectionable critique of my work. I guess it's good to make people smile, at least. that in all regards is a satisfaction i humbly accept.

  • @KlingonSpider How old this cat if he remembers the "old milk spill massacre of 1806" and now is on Youtube typin this ish..

  • @KlingonSpider get the fuck out of here...you must be old as first shit you took

  • I thought it was going to be about him raiding Amish farmers for the raw milk they sell...

    >:P

    Ron Paul 2012

  • whatever ! RON PAUL 2012

  • i thought that was funnier than the jokers at the GOP.

  • damn what is up everyones ass today? loosen up people. start getting used to him. hes gonna be around for a while longer...

  • Had to be there?

  • ...oh sorry i didnt know i was suppost to laugh

  • @shouldersfootball you probably werent supposed to laugh, but if you have a light spirit, it sure would bring a giggle or two. loosen up dude, you people are way to cranky, what are your hang-ups?

  • Why so many people hate Obama? I mean, everytime Americans elected a republican president, the economy is becoming worst.

  • nobama is a joke Mitt Romney 2012

  • @x1Orionx lol It's just like pro wrestling. They pretend to be against each other on TV, but behind closed doors they're all in it together.

  • @x1Orionx Mitt is just as bad a joke as Obama,

    Ron Paul 2012

  • Sounds like a stupid joke.

  • Sex.

  • BOO!

  • That sounds like a stupid law. lol

  • bahahaha

  • It was actually a solid joke. He's just dry.

  • He so punny.

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