misheard lyrics- the pot by tool

[itokewithcudder]

Fear leads to anger... Anger leads to stress... Stress leads to doobies... and doobies lead to twinkies

[babybarracudess]

KANGAROO!?

[pagandude1]

absolutely correct. 0:46 - 0:48 doobies do very definitely lead to twinkies. i dont even live in the states where twinkies were born and yet i know that...

[MsPunkmuffin]

hilarious xD

[thehavocify]

looooool this made my day................:)

[Nee96Nee]

me and my daughter love this song hell yeah man. my mom got mad at my daughter cuz she was singing this when she was 5 years old

[XeroFDM]

you have to be high to hear it properly, duh.

[planetwave]

l0000000000000l

misheard lyrics- the pot by tool

half of that wasnt misheard xD there lyrics are just generally weird ;D

[0rock0faisal000]

oh hell no !

i was hoping to see

liar lawyer mirror show me what's the difference part :P

[atennnant01]

I like all the hits

[MissCountessMarie]

yea....... who ever made this was grasping for funny lyrics, the lyrics are actually quite clear, lol, try a different song lol

[hellsingbird]

eminem is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[rockster07]

LMAO, that pic of Yoda is beast as tits.

[mrturk15]

@rockster07 beast as tits? o.O

[TheEminemfan10]

u won me with the eminem reference thats what i thought he said too

[thastoner94]

woo!

[jedwards09elmira]

as much as I wanna dislike this, I liked it simply because I can tell you listened to it a lot to put this together. to each their own

[dcwilkes89]

hahahahahahahaha



[dcwilkes89]

hahahahahahahaha 

[ObliteOath]

Love the video, Kinda funny :/

Didn't get half the lyrics right, but still. FUNNY. Nice work :)

[FreeUnderChosenKaos]

this is the dumbest misheard lyrics I have ever seen on youtube, you are a moron and should punch yourself in the testicles for this one.

[iLuvSquares]

@FreeUnderChosenKaos what testicles

[dorododiablos]

@iLuvSquares Hahahahahaha

[shreddinmetal4life]

@FreeUnderChosenKaos Apparently you haven't seen this one that some dipshit posted for Parabola....i'm not saying this video is good, but it's not NEAR as bad as the one I saw for Parabola.

[donniedarkodevotte]

Mr. rockkitson, what you've posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent video were you even close to anything that could be considered a misheard lyric. Everyone viewing this is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no thumbs up and may God have mercy on your soul.

[shreddinmetal4life]

@donniedarkodevotte 2 points for the Billy Madison reference.

[soupjoke]

WOW ms paint. SO SKILLED

[NocturnalTerror]

-nods head- no...just no, next time good sir please do better

[CaptainAndyThePirate]

dude when you made this you must been high ;)

[akruglick1305]

HAHAHAH

[gyerekember]

Lame and forced... Misheard lyrics only works where the original lyrics is shaky or easly misheard, which is not the case with Tool songs.

[Somekidcalledmatt]

ehh... the only lyrics which seemed right was actually the right lyrics x)

[Imonlyhereforcookies]

1:51 - 1:60  = LOL

[bilo761]

hahahaha great vid i have the same problem

[Florion]

Try Radiohead next time, nobody knows what the heck Thom Yorke is saying. :P These lyrics are clear... you second-guess yourself because unless you catch the metaphors other people have already explained below, it doesn't seem to make any sense. But they're mostly correct.

[XxBontOxX]

lemon juice in my eyeeeeeee hahaha

[nimaidj108]

@XxBontOxX HAHAHA i was straight crackin up

[aljaysomedude]

Misheard lyrics are called mondegreen's for some reason... who knows why but some clown thought up a word and thats what it was assigned to.

[ThinGuyJoe]

Hard to misread a Tool song since the lyrics are usually as crazy as some of these joke lyric videos... bad video.

[deadbutfree33]

0:38, I lol'd

[GIRisHOTandSPICY]

i understand the lyrics but i can see how you would think that

[KrapEGayMer]

the song is about alot of things, politics, and a lot of stuff, one thing is the stoners and the hypocrytes who are just as lazy and pathetic. and about the drug addicts and lawyers are the same they all lie. lier lawyer mirror for you whats the difference, foot in mouth and head up ass, whatcha talking about, talking about bullshit. steal borrow reaper savior. sady inference. steal borrow is all the same to the liers and the saviors who think they are something. kangaroo court, do your research

[kingofhearts00]

@KrapEGayMer

What the fuck are you talking about? Half those words weren't even in sentences.

[darkrequiem0]

@KrapEGayMer This song isn't about drugs at all.

You obviously just looked up the meaning of the words and put everything you found into a comment, sprinkling in tidbits of the lyrics here and there.

It's not even so much about people being lazy as governments being corrupt; and it's not about the kangaroo court either (albeit it is mentioned, but so is weed).

Do THOROUGH research at least, please. Although all in all, the effort is appreciated; I'm sure.

[mehdzid22]

@KrapEGayMer

dude, you sadly not only misenterpreted the entire song, but you also misquoted. almost none of what you said is actually in the song... and nowhere does it compare lawyers to drug addicts. mjk doesnt make silly, nonsensical comparisons like that. he speaks truth even in his joke songs. saviors arent even mentioned... i could go on and on. try looking up the lyrics before you quote them next time. google is an amazingly resourceful tool. heh, tool...

[GeneralRonnie98]

LoL

[NarfIsMine]

Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been out your head. Eye hole deep in muddy waters. You practically raised the dead. Rob the grave, to snow the cradle. Then burn the evidence down. Soapbox, house of cards, and glass, So don't go tossin your stones around. You must have been high. x2 You must have been. Foot in mouth, and head up asshole. Whatcha talkin bout? Difficult to dance round this one Til you pull it out, boy! You must have been so high. You must have been so high.

[NarfIsMine]

Steal, burrow, refer, save your shady inference.

Kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent.

Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo

Got lemon juice up in your... EYE!

When you pissed all over my black kettle

You must have been HIGH, HIGH!

You must have been HIGH, HIGH!

[ju571n82]

1:45 how dose done sound like that...

[AttentionDefiOhShiny]

Umm.. A lot of these were the right lyrics, and it's not that funny 'cause you should have picked a song that had indistinguishable lyrics. I'm not trying to offend anyone that liked it, but I'm disappointed that you ruined a great song, in my opinion. The original song was about the hypocracy of both government and stoners. I'm sorry if you're offended, I'm just giving you my critique. :/

[twitch101994]

This isnt even funny

[russs31]

now your weaker sims are choosin in a bowl got lemon juice up in your...eyeeee

[ssgoko88]

its not boy its boi!

[inzydeout]

made me laugh thumbs up

[Npatriot95]

dude like more than half of these are right and the others are just really shit.

[MageMashter]

that is the shizney!!! brought a tear to my eye. peace.

[Franticcontent620]

Can i just say... That was the worst video i have ever seen that has ever tried to take the piss out of tool..

[CaptainComposte]

this one's easy to mis hear, this was funny

[Jarrasek99]

0:49 yoda looks soooooooo fucked out of his mind LOL

[RobertBrtka]

LOL : - )

[simoneyes101]

that was absolutely delightful.

[DanimalTubeable]

Tool is one of my favorite bands. I liked your video. It was funny and creative :O

[WickedWitchKING]

this isnt really funny because most of it isnt really misheard...

[homgen4]

I don't think your lyrics are too off not really misheard at all

[chrispymuffin]

lol fantastic make some more with other tool songs

[jeodee]

LMAO! Your videos are GREAT! Keep up the good work, I love it!

[klucas0711]

anyone that can't tell this is a joke is just straight up stupid. It may be kind of retarded but I found it to be pretty funny at certain parts.

[jmich328]

love tool, laughed at this...rock on Elmo...

[bossman4536]

umm did u change all the lyrics on pupose or what

[tannerguitars]

im sure she was just kidding take it easy faggots.... no need to get ur panties in a bunch... nice first video keep trying :)

[Cailonmoshiri]

0:48 ha ha

[shadowmij13]

lol pretty good since almost all the words are understandable

[theBCEproductions]

Out your hair? It's out ur head, it's just the way he says things

[fatboidlux]

HATERZZZZ this video was hilarious, it was a joke get over it she has nothing against Tool theyre one of her favorite bands i noe her personally get a life retards

[Onitimalika]

1 up.

[Axelcybercreedi55]

damn this stupid!!

[88swordmaster]

I love Tool... they are the best band ever... don't dirt theire name with this jokes...

[Ho0lihan]

alot of lyrics you think are misheard but are the actual lyrics

[BloodoftheScribe13]

@Ho0lihan The beauty and brilliance of Tool :)

[samppa199]

@Ho0lihan Magic of Tool? ;)

[tigerlilly816]

hahahahahahhahahaha

[mmiller6465]

the only good part was lemon juice in ur eye lol

[Krowsleadguitarist]

those are the actual lyrics.....

[mmiller6465]

ahahhaha yea ok

[mmiller6465]

let me reprashe that, that part is but it mean yea ok to the whole thing, the picture is what got me lol

[bagelman10]

you ass hole, no they arent!

[daisysdada1210]

that was funny as hell, very nice

[JoeyScruggs16]

Nobody burns the glorious Pootie Tang in my presence

[Uniscorn44]

geez people chill. this video is for fun, not to make fun of what tool was singing about. if you don't like that kind of stuff, don't watch

[KevinGarnett09]

crap. half the lyrics are the same and the "misheard lyrics" arn't funny

[WachaDrop]

i want someone to do a misheard lyrics of Rosetta Stoned because THAT would be a damnnn good one!

[Caltelt]

doit. NAO.

[opti95]

lemon juice in your eye, fucking awesome dude

[Goooberchuckles]

To QuitCamper. OK, ill admit it could use ALOT of work.. but how the hell is this the WORST? I've seen like 10 other misheard lyrics where all they did was change "come" to "cum" . The fact that he didnt do that in this vid earns this vid sum points right there. YOU must be ignorant my friend. cleary you've not seen enough misheard lyrics to know what rly sucks... KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

[BitchinnShoes07]

This isn't really mishead lyrics.

[Lawlzatboredum]

Lol Nice Job XD But It Kinda Makes Me Think Tool Didnt Get The Message Out To Alot Of People... Hardly Anyone Understands The Real Lyrics

[AHTSvideo]

1:33 epic win

[chimaera01]

Hahaha nice job. Very funny

[dpark93]

LOL OMG THE YODA ONE LMFAO

[delover184]

OMFG THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!

[duh4994]

too funny lmao

[xphantom2000]

lol i loved it

[XDariXx]

xDD thats good

[QuitCamper]

you must be retarded my friend. Half the lyrics are the right ones, with random words replaced with something that doesn't even sound close to similar. Worst misheard lyrics video i've ever seen.

[fatboidlux]

o please get over urself

[ERiiK98]

lolage

[3MM4NU37]

Not the best thing i've seen, but it was still somewhat funny.

[deviantsarefun]

Haha, right on!

[mylipsareflaming]

nice

[Jazzy459]

okay those lyrics are so fail you must have meant it that way

[woodtan]

misheard lyrics..says it at top

[ChibiwolfXD]

Lemmon juice in your eyes XD

[woodtan]

don't piss on my black hill dog

[OkamiTentei]

most of the lyrics were the actual ones...but talk about bad parents getting their baby stoned

[k1awdttt]

Awesome @ 0:42.

[cerepopenkovskis]

lol 1:32

[Maynard0504]

kangaroo that hung the jewelery with the innocence hahahahahah

[disturbed8951]

its alright.

its your first vid.

just takes some practice, thats all.

you'll get the hang of it. so dont worry what these other idiots say.

[sickiedickie1280]

Maynard doenst sing like he has marbles in his mouth so fuck off

[hassletheman]

You're a douchebag

[xHSHxSniper]

This is so dumb. Most of the lyrics in the song are easy to understand.

[BlessedKris]

I love: "lemon juice in your eye". XD

[saltypork3]

that's the actual lyric.

[DeBlieux2009]

your an idiot

[iwreckriots]

This is crap. Most of the lyrics are right.

[JasonMoose101]

sorry bud try harder

[Imbisill]

uhm, like 90% of the lyrics were correct. try harder next time.

[HeroOfTime033]

This is hilarious. Good job, it's funny because they almost sound the way you said them. I like the part about the Sims. Omg, I laughed through this whole thing. And for those of you who are complaining, the lyrics are SUPPOSED to be wrong.

[blackise578]

but their mostly right lol....but nice try on the vid rockkitson

[bmx2026]

hey mr fuckoffnowyougimp , he actualy says musta got lemon juice up in your eye , you must not listen to tool ever.

[lostgeneration7]

some of those were actually the right lyrics

[johncbrown26]

That was hillarious, that's the way it was supposed to come across guy, get a sense of humor.

[fuckoffnowyougimp]

Settle down man you fucking arsehole, you got nowt better to moan about - if you don't like it, don't watch it, wanker.

[immortalcorruptor087]

this is terrible it doesnt sound anywhere close to most of the things you wrote

[blu3j4yw4y]

That was a good first attempt =] Keep going!

[steveo33178]

tool rocks nice video enjoyed it alot was hilarious hope to see more

[Jimm623]

this is dumb

[fuckoffnowyougimp]

Tool are without a shadow of doubt my favourite band and this is fucking hilarious! The bit about lemon juice in the eye! Hahaha! Good stuff!

[immortalcorruptor087]

idiot thats what they actually said in the song...jesus christ

[erictheladylover94]

i like tool and i find this hilarious

[azbubba0546]

no my i home... it was probably the stones get the f**k outta here lol you need to finish doing the song

[BlackRosesofBlood]

i home deep in muddy waters and watcha takin boiut

[ObsesivComplsiv]

I have to admit, the Gary Coleman part gave me a good laugh. Watchu talkin' bout Maynard?!? LOL

[imagnome1]

lol i hear cars and lasso

[FletcherAnn]

I laughed. Was funny in parts. Heard some of the same lyrics.

[minigilani]

lol !!

nice vid ..

Rockkitson .. =/

is your uncle actually swearing in front of his niece ?? =S

.

anyways .. nice vid .. \m/(^_^)\m/

[rockkitson]

haha, she's my aunt, but it's okay. i've heard worse =P

[minigilani]

whoa !! =S

[KYMSHADY]

yea i swear in front of her lol shes old enough to hear it n im not that much older than her nyway

[Misialek24]

KYMSHADY you better shut your fuckin mouth and this video still sucks but tool is cool and so is this song

[KYMSHADY]

i better shut my fukin mouth?? u better watch urs u fukin cunt didnt even have the balls to send this comment directly to me u fukin pussy

[soldier9599]

Good song and nice attempt, but this isn't really the sort of song you do this with. Most of your lyrics were actually pretty much right.

[kjctec96]

Wicked Fricken Pissa...Almost stopped watching thinking you were fresh,but your video is Uber Cool....Rock On

[crucified303]

Someone out there needs a fucking hearing aid, either that or they MUST HAVE BEEN SOOOO HIGH! must have been the rock they had

[imagnome1]

good job :D

[ruready2die6]

lol thats some funny stuff

[1XXkileyXX]

haha thats funny but now it cunfusiz me on the real lyrics haha I♥Tool

-kiley

[supernautistaken]

integral???

[throughlookingglass8]

"now your weaker sims are chosen" lol

cute video.

[ppriess]

not quite misheard, but more like fun-illustrated...

[anjael00]

Disregard the ignorant trolls who can't appreciate good comedy. Well done. Although I should slap you for debauching Tool should I ever see you. ;)

[KYMSHADY]

ithink it was hilarious leave my niece alone u fukin haters if u dnt like it then fuk off assholes

[lundell1]

I liked it :)

[brianh2003]

I give you an "A" for effort.

[diabeticsweettooth]

awesome video. lol ???????lemon juice in your eeeye

[Neverm1ndjo]

epic fail, not even close to funny.

[CUFF3R]

Great! My type of comedy. I like the stuff everyone else don't. To those that do, Fuck you!

[dcwrestler15206]

I think the dude was trying to be funny. He definitely got a laugh out of me. =) good job man! lol

TOOL= GOD

[rockkitson]

lol, thanks but....im not a dude.

[dcwrestler15206]

lol my bad. It's just something I always say.

[jessemparker]

HAHAHAHA! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! I Love tool and Ur video Kicks ass!!!!

[hfdhfdhfghfdhdydfr]

this was hella gay. lyrics not even close

[NebNeb62]

thats cus hes trying to mess with the lyrics. u r an unuseful idiot