Shit White Guys Say...To Black Guys | Q VLOGS

[Damstraight68]

im white. Who the FUCK is sara silvermen?

[0099396]

so acurate!! lmao

[Jonaheim88]

we really do say dude and bro too much. lol



[shanedan5]

lol im white and this is fucking hilarious

[alastairmctavish]

your White voice makes you sound gay. Needs to be rougher and more rednecky

[alastairmctavish]

A word of advice: White people do not find Dave Chapelle funny nor should anyone.

His E!True Hollywood stories with Charlie Murphy were the only funny skits he did.

Richard Pryor, now thats a funny negro

[Star16]

@alastairmctavish Every white person I met loves Dave Chapelle. lol

[alastairmctavish]

@Star16 That's because theyre Americans

[Star16]

@alastairmctavish Sooo, it's a nationality thing, not a race thing.

[TheEndTrend]

Shit yeah, Bonnaroo IS fuckin awesome!!!

[NDamaqn]

this was funny!

[antmlova1]

you forgot: "hey man".

[Dae1234567]

neat dreads are wonderful dreads.

[TheBiz316]

this was TERRIBLE....I am a white dude and work at a night club in crown heights nyc......white people are the least racist people in nyc

[SmooveKido]

@TheBiz316 True, I hardly find any racist white people in NYC.

[callmeQ]

@TheBiz316 I went to school at two predominantly white institutions. One upstate and one in Cambridge, MA. I'm from Brownsville, BK so I didn't grow up with many white people in New York. I'm channeling the people I've met at school. Also, this video is less about racism and more about good natured observation. Thanks for watching though.

[mellodee123]

@TheBiz316 R U NUTS??!!???

[SumerSmiles]

Not the Fresh Prince song LMAO XD

[EEE89]

nice.

[SimaticStyle]

lmao never too early for a glass of scotch, omg I'm dead.

[duo317]

Even though I'm white, white people like that make me feel uncomfortable.

[Ejwoods08]

...nah

[JoahnD]

lmao love this

[mistaspot1]

I'm a white guy and I thought this was hilarious. Moar!

[summerbabi]

Donald Glover! aaaahhhahaha

[canaanaija]

Yeah ... someone asked me to borrow a comb once ... and I also have very obvious locks. I shrugged.

[bsquared0408]

yay, you're making videos again!

[bisanartist]

The loc thing is spot on. I would like to say some racist things but I'll keep all comments to myself.

[callmeQ]

@bisanartist lol. That's probably best.

[ladymjackson001]

I thought you stopped making videos for good!

[callmeQ]

@ladymjackson001 Yt can't keep me away for too long. 3 years was long enough.

[martaajoku1]

OH shit!!

The hair reccomendations!!! I have an afro and

I get stuff like that all the time...and their intentions

are sooo good but its like..umm yeah..lol

[callmeQ]

@martaajoku1 Yea. Its one thing if they're trying to make you look better. It's another when they want you looking like Raggedy Ann.

[eddierob]

CALL ME Q YOUR BACK FROM THE DEAD!!! :) aww man i gotta start posting heavy again lol. 

[VictorAlxYork]

The VERY first phrase! HAHAHAA!

[LovelyJor]

lmao. every white guy in grad school sounds like this to me. 

[callmeQ]

@LovelyJor Agreed. I got most of this material from undergrad interactions though lol. The pretentious guy at the end is grad school lol.

[stringendo1]

@callmeQ I was going to ask where you found these clowns--I'm White, but most of the guys I know would just want to talk sports or stand around the car & figure out what to do about the carburetor. Guess I never hung around the grad school types.

[callmeQ]

@stringendo1 Most if them are architects lol.