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  • The adjustment bureau was a good underrated movie.

  • White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, DC

  • @MrPmd 1 i wonder if you have any friends...since you keep commenting on this......-_-

  • @MrPmd1 not good, but are you calling me a loser? i completely forgot about this conversation...but your the one still trying to argue....your the loser

  • @MrPmd1 haha so first off you don't deny the fact your are a racist asshole, and second, your the one blaming Obama for all the problems your republican bush caused..lol..and finally, i really like how you didn't have anything to say about the actual subject matter we were talking about, except to attempt to diss me...haha why don't YOU get a life

  • @MrPmd1 @MrPmd1 well why didn't you ever ask Bush to do the same, I mean, he did have 8 years to do so, but instead he went headlong into 2 wars that did little except bringing the country out of a surplus to a massive financial deficit...but there's really no use trying to reason with you, your probably a FOX news listener...aka: ignorant, close-minded, racist, anti-gay/lesbian individual angry at the fact that an african american is president

  • Obammass is a fJOKE ~ HA THIS IS FUNNY BUT I GOT ONE THAT WILL BLOW YOU ALL AWAY...

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  • @HoodwinkedbyanAngel obammass lol where do these names come from. They're hella funny though keep it up.

  • Did you know no media outlet has been able to find a computer expert willing to vouch for the authenticity of the birth certificate Obama released on April 27, 2011? FOX News published a story claiming computer expert Jean Claude Tremblay said the birth certificate was legit, but Tremblay says he was misquoted and wants FOX to retract the story. FOX has refused to do so. Every other expert says the birth certificate has been forged. We must remove Obama from office before he destroys the US.

  • @MrPmd1 good job! I bet it wasn't easy fitting in all those racists stereotypes into one sentence.

  • @MrPmd1 Did you just compare Obama to Hitler? Are you for real? I'm Canadian and don't really care who is President so long as he creates favorable trading environments between our countries, but comparing him to Hitler is a bit...I take that back...HIGHLY exaggerated and inaccurate. Hitler is responsible for killing 9-12million people(some say more). Not even George Bush Jr has that kind of blood on his hands. The Iraqi death toll last time I checked was still under 150,000.

  • @Grizzly0679 Search youtube for Obama Deception full length video. I think you will be surprised to see the resemblences to Hitler. Of course, you have to know something about Hitler's early political history to see it. Don't compare Obama to Hitler at the end of his life but to Hitler soon after he was elected. When Hitler was elected, Germany had a strong Constitution, but Hitler completely destroyed it. People allowed it be Hitler was popular. At least Obama is not popular like Hitler.

  • @MrPmd1 Thanks(partly) to him OBL is dead, you redneck asshole

  • I am black and I live in the city. My wife is a fat hillbilly hick though. she loves BoJangles chicken and owns a shotgun.

  • @clyde2101 what a loving relationship you have

  • When is it going to stop? When are so-called Americans going to stop this behavior, when all of Europe (who already hate Americans) can read all these comments. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. No wonder American is so hated all over the world. Why should any other country's citizens think well of us if we bash our own president?

  • i dont like obama as a president. but i feel like i could hang out with obama the person. still voting repub in 2012 tho. :)

  • he may be a faliure as a president, but at least he can joke about it

  • This guy has some fucking amazing writers.

  • its true the adjustment bureau sucked Im sorry

  • So Dumbobama, while you're ragging on Trump, was Osama being killed. Go to my YouTube site & listen to my song 'Bush Wouldn't Get Osama'. I'd post it here, but YouTube won't let me. Why is that YouTube? Bush&Dick couldn't get Osama. Obama got Osama. Now Obama, kill Kadhaffi Duck & the Lockerbie Bomber. Lets wrap this Islamic Sociopathic Shite up.

  • @BertGriffin88 He did? Um...that pic everyone is showing is a badly shopped fake. Google it. It's not even a well made shoop.

  • @tiggychunk Don't bother with your mom, she said you don't satisfy her enough and told you to sell your shrimp dick, because with a face like yours, you won't be using it much anyway. She gets what she needs now and says you'd be her pimp if she charged, but she likes it for FREE because she gets more cock that way.

  • Republicans can eat my balls.

  • sucks to be matt damon

  • Love him.

  • @TenaciouslyWhining CAPS LOCK: CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

  • @clyde2101 and pacerboy11 is that supposed to be a parody of right wing idiocy? or are you the real thing? so hard to tell with out a smiley. Try this :P or this ;)

  • Too bad Obama didnt write any of those jokes

  • DON'T YOU NAIVE PEOPLE KNOW THAT OBAMA DIDN'T WRITE ANY OF THIS?

  • @TenaciouslyWinning Oh really? He's The fucking President ya idiot. Cut him some slack. Jay Leno is a comedian and he doesn't write his own shit. Go bug him.

  • Obama is Hitler all over again. Hateful, racist, anti Jew.

  • @clyde2101 You are hilarious. I really hope that you were sarcastic when you made that comment. Bahaha.

  • @clyde2101 You are hilarious. I really hope that you were sarcastic when you made that comment. Bahaha.

  • @clyde2101 You don't even know what you're talking about and sound like a hillbilly hick. Are you?

  • Bush was an idiot, this guy is a evil genius. So was Hitler.

  • @pacerboy11

    yes because Obama is committing mass genocide.....

    Geez dude, at least TRY to sound intelligent.

  • Trumps cotton candy haired ass was humiliated publicly in front of his friends. Obama put him on the spot lol good for him. Maybe he will stfu and focus on running his hotels and tv shows and stay out of grown folks business!

  • stupid troll, just another puppet for the select few.

  • He didn't give us our reading assignment. Now what I'm I to conclude? What is it that I should read to better understand the Barack?

  • Hahaha. Obama is an excellent speaker. Whatever qualms people may have about his ability as a President, this you cannot deny.

  • @aphroditepandora A good stand-up comic, maybe...not my type, though...

  • Both Bush's & Reagan spoke with a teleprompter. Of course, Dumbya, being a functional illiterate, was incapable of even reading the words he was given

    Imagine a Democratic candidate going into a debate with a radio transmitter hooked onto his back like Dumbya? Like Palin, he was even too stupid to remember his talking points!

    It's more than a bit ironic after 30 years of every GOP president needing a teleprompter when they spoke, that "Obama needs a teleprompter" is considered an "issue"

  • "Well Matt, I just saw the adjustment bureau, so... right back at ya buddy"

  • nothing has changed...try researching "Obama Zombies"

  • well... Matt, I just saw The Adjustment Bureau ... .right back at ya buddy :)

  • Obama, Bush same shit different asshole

  • Ouch!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny.

    obama cracking jokes lol

    i actualy liked the adjustment bureau, thought it was different and creative lol

  • Funny lmao.

  • He's Not Funny, You Aren't Funny and the Destruction of This Country into a Fascist Police State Is Not Funny Either. Idiots.

  • Well shit. We're fucked. If our president is a comedian then he sure as shit is an actor.

  • Fuck all these poeople where all working and there rideing on or money and LAUGHING about it.

    GET TO WORK Oboma

  • Ok u kno wht all u ppl tht say obama is doing a terrrible job shut up bc in the 2010 elections most republicans got in bc alot of americans were bein retarded and voted 4 republicans so now whenever obama makes up ideas the congress all disagrees so dont blame obama blame the ppl who voted 4 the republicans

  • Prepare for the financial collapse people, put money in gold and silver, load up on guns and ammo, save up years of food, foreign bank accounts, foreign land and don't cry to much when the country is gone and taken over.

  • 20 people love Donald Trump and Faux News

  • Did they post enough of these lame videos??

  • Well I guess we know what he is going to do with himself after this job.

  • America has become a very different place far from the dreams of the Founders

    And the majority of present day Americans

  • A man with a sense of humor doesn't read the jokes.

  • less then 45% apporvment rating..great! more war!!!!!!! hahahaha

  • L.O.L Obama is entertainer... anyway he is from Indonesia...

  • @tiggychunk oh, speaking of your mother, she just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice.  you know how she burns more rubbers than a race car driver.

  • i didn't realize that belittling others was comedy....

  • @razblack It's The Whitehouse Correspondents' Dinner. It's kind of a roast so this kind of humor is par for the course.

  • @razblack trust me it is. watch....you suck! see and timing too!

  • @razblack : Nice comeback there. DUHR.

  • @SrLaberynto so, speaking the truth is a comeback? ok, thanks :)

  • @razblack : I admit, that at first I "presumed" u were ignorant enough 2 b THAT predictable, but I was kind enough 2 give u the benefit of the doubt, n considered the possibility of a repub using more than .00001% of their brain capacity . Now I realize I should trust my sharp instincts 4 detecting stupid, from vast distances. Now, 4 the lesson: What u believe to be "truth" should not b mistaken with "delusion", young apprentice. Now go back 2 plucking ur boogers until u get it right, sista;)

  • @SrLaberynto that was funny though, ... atleast we can both agree on something.

  • MAY 21 2011 IS JUDGEMENT DAY!

  • @Lordismyportion

    jp vs hopkins?

  • @Lordismyportion nope sorry god called he's moving it up a week so he can get hookers in weed from Thailand

  • i don't know people say he's doing such a bad job as president but consider what he inherited. Are we expect him to fix everything in one term? I believe most of his decision had been good such as limited involvement in Libya so it would be like another Iraq or Afghanistan. to me his decision to extend the bush tax cuts was stupid, rich people already had 8 years of tax cuts. rich do need more money. the top 2% control 70-80% of the money in circulation.

  • @VNKL2010 What are you talking about? He's doing a great job. As for the tax cuts. He made the best deal possible under the circumstances. We need to make sure there is no Tea Party in Congress next time so he won't have to cut deals like this. It takes Congress, The Senate and then the President's signature. The President has to negotiate with the Republican Congress until the next election. Democrats and Liberals who didn't bother to vote in 2010 are the ones to blame for that.

  • @VNKL2010 but he haven't fix anything..not even one. Wheres the change? instead its gotten worst. Obama doesn't do anything and all talk..people need to stop trusting this fool

  • @pook110 You offer no proof to back up your evidence... But then again, what's the good arguing on the internet..

  • @VNKL2010 I "heard" that extending those tax cuts was a step he had to take in compromising with the republicans in order to make advancements towards universal health care. Then again, about 99% of what people say is all based on what they "heard".

  • OBAMA/BIDEN2012!!!!

  • I love this guy

  • Obama is right about one thing, he's nothing but an actor.

  • @Myaucat What the fuck are you talking about? He doesn't claim to be an actor. He says his key core constituency are actors. Or don't you know what that means?

  • @CertifiedGooner729 he compares his performance to an actor's performance, or did your pea-sized brain miss that??

  • Obama's doing a great job, considering the disastrous mess he inherited from Bush.

  • @PERIZ99 Obama haven't fixed ANYTHING!! (not even one)wake up. Good luck paying high gas prices

    Also the birth certificate if fake from the white house on 4/27 is a lie. Youtube it its all over

  • @pook110 learn English birther scum

  • @pook110

    lol idiot

  • @PERIZ99, Obama has done a terrible job.

  •  Please

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  • @PERIZ99 Hes finishing up Bushes work.

  • @JBBlitz paul or trump?!! You're an absolute Moron-

  • @PERIZ99 Obama is an absolute moron, why can't he speak without a teleprompter.

  • @JBBlitz Anyone who doesn't understand teleprompter etiquette, like you, is an idiot.

  • @PERIZ99 anyone who can't speak for themselves is an idiot, which means Obama is an idiot and hes a puppet.

  • your mom's face is a puppet XD

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  • @JBBlitz FOX says this all the time. To me he's articulate. I think I'll trust my own feelings over that of 'media analysts' particularly Sir Oswald's...I mean Rupert's. Do you think Rupert's going to get knighted?

  • @JBBlitz Why can't you speak without a computer? It's 2011! Get with the program! Where's your book or two? Can you speak to that? LOL STUPID! smh

  • @poetryality i have, i have given many speeches and i came up with out of my head, why can't Obama do that? why do we have such an idiot for president? its very sad we have a stupid man for president, o btw i like Herman Cain if you were going to play that card.

  • @JBBlitz Because Obama's job is to run a country not give dinner speeches all the time.

  • @PERIZ99

    I'm not sure I'd agree there. Obama just seems to have a bad habit of caving in to Republican demands again and again. Don't get me wrong, he's a million times better than Bush, but he's far from perfect.

    Having said that, I feel sure that he'll serve another term as president and I still have quite high hopes for him.

  • @Sykotix1 You've hit the nail right on the head-

  • @PERIZ99 I do not know why everybody just over-looks the burning building that Bush left Obama to control.

  • @TheMinotaurLover You're right. The odds of anyone fixing Bush's mess even in two terms are about slim to none. Bush was an utter and complete idiot.

  • Death & destruction everywhere.

    Impeach this imperial corporate puppet.

  • @iknewitalready lets jail the last one first

  • @kanto2233

    let's jail the last one and this clown too..

  • That's all the elections will ever be in America. There's nobody truly inspiring left to run the show. Everyone is too bogged down by the system. "I support the guy who sucks less." We should all be wearing "kick me" signs like the Jews wore the Star of David.

  • @tiggychunk When I want your monkey brained opinion, I'll rattle your cage, ok?

  • MATT DAYMUN

  • okay that was funny

  • Matt Damon got it handed to him

  • obama sucks

  • Obongo jokes while people are losing their jobs, homes, and gas prices are at $5.00 a gallon, all thanks to his policies.

    But it's not about what's good for America anymore. It's about what's good for Obongo.

  • @DestroyZOG16a Why even comment under that name? You KNOW no one will take you seriously.

  • @CertifiedGooner729 No one even pays attention to names on youtube. It doesn't matter.

  • @DestroyZOG16a what can he do? he's trying his best.

  • @DestroyZOG16a "Obongo"? Wow, racist AND stupid. Please look in to the history of the White House Correspondents' Dinner. It's been happening since the Wilson administration, although it didn't really take on the comedy aspects until 1945. Since then, presidents -- Democrat and Republican -- have done comedy bits. Both Bush presidents included.

  • Obama is the joke.

  • @ForImperium and what was Bush a tragedy?

  • I'd say so, though what's more tragic is that Bush was reelected, granted in was his second term that really defined him for the warmongering neocon that he was.

  • @ForImperium right on I couldn't agree more.

  • That's the modern democratic duopoly for you, it's a shame since both respective presidents were elected on non-interventionist platforms, Obama has failed his voters by creating a third war and expanding the war of terror. I hope that the 2012 works out well for the Americans, it's a shame that such good hearted people have leaders which don't reflect these values.

  • @ForImperium the diatomic view severs no one you are right though I think you might be looking at this through a slightly limited lens the fact is that Obama's failure is not combating the neo-cons and all of th e Bush policy. The war, I'm sorry if this sound glib, is a symptom of his inability to put them into their place if he had fought more we would have healthcare and been out of the wars. Though I am not counting Libya, Republican are the problem Democrats are collaborators.

  • The sheer expectations that Obama would singlehandedly restore the vast and significantly issues that US stood before perhaps explain why I'm so disappointed in his continuance of many most of Bush's foreign policy. I'm a Conservative, so domestically there is seldom I could agree with him on. I'm Russian so I'm only concerned on their foreign policy mainly.

    By championing independents and third parties like Constitution party will provoke real action by the duopoly in their representation.

  • @ForImperium He did not "create" a third war as you so glibly put it.

  • He involved himself in a civil dispute by going through congress, hence engaging in a protracted civil war with an ally with connections to terrorist groups in North Africa and the Middle East, quite a concern. So yes, he created a war by funding a side which would have been defeated in the first few weeks.

  • @ForImperium So it's "involved" now - quite a distinction from create. A civil conflict that would have possibly been over at the expense of thousands of lives. He took a limited military action under the direct auspices of a UN security council resolution (with support of the Arab League) as have French and other western militaries. He also did not "fund" anyone, this would imply direct financial aid from the US government to the Libyan rebels. Please be more precise in your language.

  • No create, the war wouldn't exist if it weren't for their involvement, hence create. You're a fool to think they aren't funding the rebels.

    They are not their for the civilians, why aren't they in Saudi Arabia, Syria, Yemen, Bahrain where other civil deputes are occurring?

  • @ForImperium rawanda, nepal , tibet , n.korea, just follow the oil trail, also there is one of the largest deposit of fresh water in libya so double wammy there

  • I know, what a coincidence? :P

  • @ForImperium i know right! im shocked lol

  • brilliant

  • this is disgusting hes having jokes meanwhile people in the midwest dont have a fucking roof!

  • @USAGamingMW2 Go build some for them. No one's stopping you.

  • @CertifiedGooner729 Love that comment. Thank you.

  • @USAGamingMW2

    right, if there is a tragedy somewhere no one is allowed to joke about anything, even if its unrelated.

  • who the hell writes his jokes for him? does he even realize what the hell he's saying?? he's just admitted that his presidential performance is nothing but an acting role.

  • @Myaucat you do know this is the Correspondents' Dinner, they have this every year. Every year he does this, Bush did this, and I'm sure the presidents b4 that did it. They have a comedian speak there too.

  • @IamYoddle - They should change the name from the correspondents dinner to "The Gathering of the Corporate whores"!

  • @Myaucat

    He claims he's been told he's arrogant. To correct this problem, he looks at the poll numbers, which sober him up, because they aren't good. Any other jokes you need explained?

  • 3 VIDEOS ABOUT THE SAME SHIT

  • lol that was funny as shit.

  • Awkward...

  • Is that Roger from What's Happening?

  • It was a great night except for trump. For a guy who spends most of his time bragging about himself I wouldn't have expected him to take the ridiculing he got very well, and he didn't.

  • @Phalinex Yea, he just gave the same "whatever" polite grin at his Comedy Central roast.

  • not a fan of obama, but matt damon got pwned. and fuck donald trump, the moment that ziojew-elitist gets in office america is defintely fucked. if it couldn't happen anymore.

  • @ZMorpheus SO YOU RATHER HAVE A REDNECK CONFEDERATE? btw i aint jewish but watz the difference between the 2

  • Ha, the guy's funny.

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