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  • Theres an ass hole round the block, 2houses nxt to each other, one is bald headed f**ker and the other is bikini man

  • My most crazy neighbor has to be the man our whole block refers to as Naked Man. I've lived here for 20 years and haven't ever seen him in an entire outfit. He wears these tiny little shorts, no shirt, and flip flops...year round. He also washes his car every single day and dries it with a leaf blower. He also enjoys leaf blowing til 3am. I've never heard him talk, and he used to have 2 vicious rottweilers that attacked various neighbors multiple times...yeah, he's just really fuckin' strange.

  • I had a neighbor who was actually clinically insane. The cops were staking out her place from our backyard for a week before they tackled her. Then I went in there and stole her poor kitty who is happy and outgoing now. :)

  • LARRY

    AHRIIIGHT

  • My neighbour thinks I'm a lesbian because I have friends that are girls who hang out at my house.

  • @FarMore17 your neighbor is an idiot then 0.0

  • @drummergirl1334 precisely!

  • hahaha I just noticed Larry and Harriet have the same glasses... O.O

  • I lived in a place where the couple living above me was non-gender specific, but that's not the strange part. They put cameras at the top of the stairwells entering their floor with a huge piece on how there is no reason for anyone to go up any more stairs. One of them hid around a corner to guard the lobby and make sure my roommate's brother couldn't get in un-escorted. When I confronted this person on the inappropriateness of it all it's response was. "I've been living here for 30 years!"

  • My neighbor still lives with his ex-wife... and his girlfriend and her boyfriend(s) and their 8 kids.

  • I'm pretty sure my neighbor is a drug dealer...

  • My neighbor smokes crack and has about 20 cats. It's freaking weird.....

  • i had a neighbour nd he used to have his blinds open all the time. nd u could see that his tv had porn on it i was scared that was when i was like 10

  • My neighbor likes to come over when she's drunk and sing karaoke at our place.

  • oh my god frieda sounds like my aunt mary

  • @lordofcake1 frieda sounds like sarah palin

  • My neighbors make an abundant amount of trash...we're talking like, bunches here.

  • I share a bathroom with a fellow student so technically they're my "neighbor?" If my neighbor's girlfriend isn't breaking down in public and cutting her arm open with a cooking knife - she's (maybe it's him?) leaving bloodied tissues (not just a few either) in the trash can I rather foolishly put in the bathroom.

  • when my neighbor gets drunk, he likes to sit on his front porch and "play" his guitar while singing very... interesting songs to the people on our street

  • man across the street from me named Mr. Sunshine. yup that's his name. he

    doesn't wear shoes...

  • LAWELL

    

  • Actually, I got so many different whack jobs living in this rooming house it should be documented and put on youtube, because some of the shit that goes around you have to see to believe! Its like Melrose place for the mentally unstable... And I really need to get the fuck out!!!

  • I live in a rooming house, in a nutshell the 49 year old downstairs banged the house manager within 2 hours of moving in and I guess had a fling with him, now hes trying to get with her neighbor who my age (27) and is now starting shit with her because she doesn't want to give him the time of day and is dating now. The chick next door is a tweaking hooker and does tricks in her room. This other guy downstairs is always showing off random shit from his room and talking to me like I'm interested.

  • Both of my neighbors are straight out of Mexico. Pretty much all of them are really. Except the ones on the corner are cool, every time they have a party, they rent a bouncy house. Yeaaaa.

  • I have this old asian lady next door, and she always peeks through the fence when we're swimming and checks out my dad.. I mean, shes nice.. But its creepy.

  • personality disorder alcoholic who thinks she's an alien ex fbi agent (we don't even live in america), 35 years old, lives with her mom, her 4 dogs and 11 cats, she's one of my best friends.... AND I'M NOT KIDDING

  • My neighbor takes pictures of dolls outside....but the dolls are dressed all demonic-ish. LOL he moved now though :D

  • Rita looks like my boss.

  • There's an older woman across the street who can't see but likes to sit on the couch in front of her garage and face out at everything and listen...

  • My neighbor moved out like last month, and me and the apartment manager went into his apartment to like get rid of all the stuff he left, and we found a dentist's chair, some tattoo needles, stencils, and a bottle of pills that said, "Take one tablet daily at bedtime for mental health" O____O

  • My window is stuck open and my neighbor wakes me up with sex noises and it sounds like she screws a new guy each time and the weirdest part is that I'm only 11.

  • ...I don't have creepy neighbours... I think that makes me the creep right? xD

  • Most of my neighbors are really old ladies.

    There's this one lady who terrorized me when I was a kid (and still scares me). Once I slipped, rocks went flying, one landed in her perfectly groomed yard, she scarred me for life. End of story.

  • Uhm... I love next to an apartment for old people.... Not a Place where they're taken care of Just apartments, And some lights stay on really really late. e_e

  • My neighbors sometimes wait for us to come outside so they can suck us into an awkward conversation about their obese cat that goes on for at least an hour.

  • I have neighbors that throw old rusty chairs over their fence once in awhile.

  • I love how Larry and Harriett are wearing the same glasses ;)

  • we are the neighbors who have allot of partys:)

  • My neighbor got arrested for possession of marijuana. O.o

  • That old bat needs to get laid?

  • i know all my neighbors at both the places i live, but my second house is on a lake. My neighbor there sweeps the water. like, he takes a broom and sweeps the bottom of the lake. WTF

  • the weirdest neighbor that i ever met is camron baily he looks like a monkey and we call him [monkey number 2] number 1 is dene number 3 is max and 4 dakota but camron realy looks like one lol

  • I live next to a cemetery , so they're really quiet ... they really don't bother at all except sometimes. But we got new neighbors last week , 5 guys 1 girl , they have 4 expensive cars ... And I wonder what they are up to.

  • @doggyhugs4ever hahahaha

  • ...i'm pretty sure my neighbours are drug dealers...

  • As sad as this is to admit, I think me and my family ARE the weird neighbors on our street...

  • @vnllawytchkltblndie lol us too

  • terrible....

  • My neighbors are crack heads.. thats all you need to know

  • Since you seem to be into goats, I will tell you that my neighbors are from India & after I moved in I found out they had a goat in the back yard. Also some chickens. And a German Shepherd mix that eats chickens. Not sure what happened to the goat, but now there's only a couple roosters left. They're pretty nice people overall, though. They own a gas station around the corner. Also a liquor store nearby--at least according to my husband.

  • My neighbor right next door to me is creepy when he's in his front yard and I'm outside he starts trying to look over through the bushes. When he drives past our house he's always looking over and sometimes waves. I've never spoken to this guy either so I don't know why he's so interested in what's going on at my house.

  • oK SO I have this neighbor 3 houses down that is LEGIT a HOTMESS!

    It all started when I was 8 years old in 3rd grade. I had to go door to door selling crap to raise money for th school. He opened the door with nothing on but underwear and said oh sorry I thouht you were my date. Not even nice undies! Old, stained, holey ones!

    He walks the streets at midnight putting his trash in other peoples cans.

    He's been working on his car almost everyday for 12 years yet he drives it and it runs perfect.

  • mine is across the street and whats weierd is when i ride my bike pass his house i heare screaming like hes having sex but hes SINGLEEEEE!!!

  • @gobber360 fap. fap. fap. fap. fap. fap. fap. fap. fap. fap. ;D

  • OMG LOL!!!!! you're really funny!!!!! haha

  • lol i love how hariet has like dreadlocks haha

  • my neighbor's a tattoo artist who needs pills for mental health. i found pills perscribed to him in the hallway and it said "take one pill by mouth every night at bedtime for mental health" :S

  • omg that wig... LOL sexy overload!!!

  • Our neihbors steal our laundry

  • We pretty much hate our neighbor's guts and he looks like napoleon dynamite . It's scary 

  • my neibor walked out to get his mail NAKED ,100% NAKED.

    PS. HES MENTAL!

  • my neighbours, one plays organ at the wrong time of night, ,. hes weird

  • my neighbor looks like a hobo/serial rapist.. he stares at me when i get the mail and listens to madonna loudly all day.

  • I have two neighbors. One walks a chicken on a leash and the other keeps goats in doghouses. When I go to school and I see the goats my first thought is always "lol wut" :D

  • I live in a group of about seven duplexes; we've been here for about a year now.

    The woman who lived in the other side of my duplex was wanted for several counties, the TBI, AND the FBI for doing meth.

    About five or six of my neighbors do some kind of drugs, but I'm not sure yet.

    Three or four of my neighbors are drama whores and we nearly have brawls about two/three times a month.

    All the other neighbors get taken to the hospital in an ambulance all the time.

    We're the only normal ones. o_o"

  • my one nieghbor looks exactly like bubbles (O__O) from trailor park boys

  • Oh no, I think I'm dating a Peppy! =0

  • Harriet & Larry have matching glasses ;) cute?

  • My neighbors are an old couple and thier grandson....He's drunk most of the time,and I think he may be growing pot in the woods behind our property.

  • one of mine, was always talking about a wierd book ?! and, he asked me if i would wanna come over to see it, and made sex eyes at me ....I was only 13 and he smelled like a horse....we moved :S

  • Well one asked me, if he could drive me to my bus stop. Of course, I said yes. So I hopped in and sucked his dick.....the end.....not a true story o_O.....

  • we dont have any neighbors X_X ... MOHAHAHAHAHA ...

  • I live at the end of suburbs in a duplex an my neighbor is a COMPLETE PLAYER. I swear new girl every night!

  • peppy looks like the rapist off of 'The Lovely Bones"

  • Lol my neighbors are Mexican pot heads that have spray painted the inside of their house black

  • I've lived in the same house all my life. (im 13)

    My neighbor to the left of us's house looks like something out of a ghetto. The cops have been called numerous times because ppl have heard noises. He has a shed in the back that a druggie used to live in. (He tried to break into our house once)He doesn't even live there. He just stops by once in a while to make sure that its in good condition to 'sell'.

    Everyone else on our street is completely normal.

    Yeah, I can't wait to get my own place.

  • @KonekoChan558 TMI=too much info.

  • I've just moved here 4 months ago...

    And in those 4 months, I've found that the crazy Texan's that live directly behind me, like to send 60 fireworks into the air at 2am...For New Years...

    I understand at 12am...MAYBE even 1am...BUT 2AM???

  • i had a neighbor that brought her friends over evrey night and they lined up behind her and she had a candle and they walked around her house three times it was like some sort of ritaul O_o

  • My next door neighbors are from El Salvador. They're really nice and have three adorable little girls, but at every night at like 3am I wake up to the dad and his friends blasting this peppy Hispanic music and laughing really loud as they drink heavy liquor.

  • I could have sworn this was called

    Meeting Your Crazy Neighbors......

  • U got nice legs :)

  • Are you gay??!

  • So, when we first moved in, we hadn't unpacked anything yet, but wanted to make mac and cheese. However, we didn't have any pepper, we found the salt, but no pepper. So we went across the hall to our neighbors.

    We knocked on the door and when they answered, we asked if they had any pepper we could use.

    They replied with, "We don't use pepper here, but I'll get you some sugar."

    True story. Yeah, it happened.

  • both neighbors are ancient, one is very anal about is lawn, i've seen him cut it with scissors and a ruler before. the other has a jesus garden, something with the maze in the back of the house has to do with religion. anytime he hears a loud noise he runs inside, sometimes i slam things just to watch him scurry

  • My neighbor sits on his front step and his balls hang out -_- not pretty

  • LOL oh my fucking god you look like my mother in the red wig . . . thats kinda fucked up actually

  • screw the coffee I"M GETTIN WHISKY!! LOL :D

  • My weirdest neighbor stands in the doorway, staring at the kids playing, as he's petting his cat.

  • u should be an actor! :)

  • my weirdest neighbor lives right across the street from me and he sits there and stares in my window is he fcking crazy i had to change my curtains cuz there see throu now i have a sheet folded twice over my curtain rod!!!!

  • Dude, you are one fking amazing actor

  • i always end up watching your videos backward. i see the awkward dancing goat comments and then have to go back and watch the last video. =[ 

  • iam a kid my neihbours are pshycopaths they have plastic vottels hanging from there trees outside...they built there dog house on the balcony....

  • I <3 the old married couple lol

  • I know my neighbours pretty well cause I'm a kid and I live down the road from a school so basicaly all the people living on our street have kids. But there are those weirdo people living on the end of the road who seem to be locked inside their house all the time and the young adults up the road who always seem to be out...

  • LARRY!!!

  • We've lived beside the same man for 9 years, and my whole family calls him by the wrong name. I think I've seen his wife twice since we moved in. We also have nicknames for our other neighbours, including: Constantly A Drug House Neighbours, Possibly Under House Arrest Neighbour, Those Neighbours with the Kids, and George (who's name is actually Rick, but strongly resembles George Feeny from Boy Meets World, hence the name.)

    So, in short. We don't know our neighbours!

  • I don't have any weird neighbors... So I guess that means I'm the weird one. :P

  • my neighbor is like never home and sometimes he comes home and stares at his house...

  • The 60 yr old man who does yoga in his driveway at 6:30 am.

  • SCREW THE COFFEE IM GETTIN WHISKEY AHHHAHAHA!!! hilarious

  • My weirdest neighbor, is the cow that stares into my window...

    I don't have neighbors in the boonie.

  • i like how the wife and the husband have the same glasses ! x)

  • lmfao the red wif is hilarious!

  • you´re amazing comediant...love you

  • i think im the weird neighbor :(

    my room faces my neighbors living room window so they always see me smoking weed and booty bancing :(

    fail

  • My neighbors have pet monkeys!

  • ....Wait, you shaved? D8

  • my neighbors party every saturday at midnight, annoying us to death, so does their stinking dog, and how they play tennis right against our wall T_T

  • lmao, you have a lot of wigs

  • Rita..... ooo well ya know your awesome

  • LMAO i love the reaction after the door bell rings. This guy is rly talented!!!

  • I LOVE how you use glasses as props!

  • the priest looks like a weird type of "friendly" homo pedifile/rapist

  • Rita looks like Joy from The View.

  • Very talented! Always puts me in a better mood

  • dude, you can get your voice so high for Rita-Robin Smith! That's impressive. Like, when she shouts after her girls get sweaty, it sounds like a woman's shout. Well done.

  • Dude your hilarious!

  • My neighbor was off his medication once and tried to kill himself with a gun. The weird part; When the cops finally lead him out of his house after an hour, he was butt naked..

  • i love your video's

  • our weirdest neighbor is the crack addict across the street who apparently walked next door to the elderly couple when it was raining one night and flashed them his junk...

    not even joking.

  • I have a neighbor that likes to play the song "jungle boogie" on his big screen tv on his back patio area,at the exact same time, every saturday. 12:16pm on the dot. No joke.

  • @THEVAMPCULLEN I'm totally going to play a song at 10:57 every night from now on.

  • My neighbor is a registered sex offender..... weird!

    And he always says hi to me, and I dont want to be rude, so I say hi back.

    Is that even weirder?

  • @Shellyloves2dance :S avoid him. seriously. AVOIDDDDD

  • @Shellyloves2dance Um. Ignore him. At all costs. How old are you!?!?! Cuz I don't think he can live by anyone underage.

  • @kittycatcarley haha im 18, but i do have other neighbors that are younger.

  • harriet and larry are the best!

  • My neighbor shot my cat. Then i got a new one and my mom ran over it.

  • The red wig looks like Joy Bayhar.

  • the neighbors to the right of me..well.. their house blew up last night. that was a blast. literally.

  • The person who lives to the right of me was arrested for trying to lure two 13 year old girls into his car with liquor

  • The person who lives to the right of me was arrested for trying to lure to 13 year old girls into his car with liquor

  • My wierdest neighbour finds holes in my fence and pets my dogs through the fence saying your so SOFT.

    We had to get a bigger fence with no holes.

  • omg my aunt that lives in The Middle of Freaking Nowhere believes in all that crystal stuff

  • I AM THE WIERDEST NEIGHBOUR

  • you have less profanity than shane and its more appropriate. kinda funnier

  • I'm afraid I'm the weird neighbor

  • u are

  • my gaydar is like up, r u gay? or bi cus u defently dont look/seem str8.

  • i dont kno mine soo i think there drug dealers :)

  • HEY YOUTUBE/GOOLE... I AM NOT A HUGE SHIPPING COMPANY!!!!

  • i LOVE Harriet and Larry! they're my faves

  • I am so quoting you "I'm getting sweaty in my girls"

  • I'm getting sweaty on my girls. hahaha

  • ive watched some of shane dawson's videos and, to me, theyre not really funny at all . mostly corny. reminds me of something you might see on nickelodeon for kiddies. this guy is actually funny. definately a different audience though.

  • Peppy: and so i discovered my astro-body....

    Rita: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Im sorry thats just a really touching story.

    Larry: I havent seen an astro-body in years, lord knows she doesnt show me her's.

    Harriet: *Gasp*

    Rita: its getting hot in here, im getting sweaty on my girls!

  • Other than the fact that this was hilarious.

    I saw the turtleneck heard the sitar and went, "George Harrison is in the house!? Sweet!"

    I then just went from there...

  • you look good in drag

  • My neighbor drives his car every day all around the block just to get his mail, and then parks it on his front lawn, blocking his doorway...

  • my next door neighbor was just that

  • My neighbor walks around naked in her house with the windows open dancing

  • god, the Rita sound. hahah.

  • there's a guy in my japanese class with the exact same hair cut at peppy. except its about a foot taller on top, and looks like a sheep dog

  • my neighbor walks his poodle... and talks to it.

  • i love the way you say Larry!! it's so funny when you yell it :)

  • My weirdest neighbor is a pot smoking illegal poker playing Israeli, who is the mother of six children one who believes that he is a wolf, and bites me.

  • This is one of your best. The characters are excellent. I especially love Harriet.

  • my weirdest neighbour is this old man that sets his alarm clock to 4 in the morning every night incase he has to take a piss.

    he also chose that time to call the cops on my sleeping grandparents for aparently having a domestic dispuite

  • i know them and and one set of them travel in herds like they no mads or something the other set are ghetto or he thinks he is one of the neighboors was walking up the road aneh grabbed her and shes like 80 years old and accused her and her mentally channelged sons of talking about him (when they werent) he then threatd the whole neighboorhood said noone could beat him him and some neighboots told him no but they own shot guns..... it was kinda scary

  • 1:43.. I repeated this part over an over, so funny! Nick didn't know you could hit such a high note. Great job!

  • ive never ever ever seen my neighbor. my parents have talked about him and talked to him but i've never even seen him walk in his house. my mom said the police came to our door asking about him. and afterwards my mom went to his house letting him know. i was all WTF they're asking questions because he rapes little girls!!!! he also has a 180lb dog with a tumor half his weight

  • my weirdest neighbour = me

    cuz im the crazy cat lady :P

    LOL

  • @blackraspberrytwist i don't see the similarity? i'd say it's more like eddie murphy in, say, the nutty professor

  • @soundlyawake its just the style its done in, personally this reminds me of his clips. ive never seen nutty professor but hey your probably right too!

  • @soundlyawake your better then shane dawson :)

  • @soundlyawake U ARE ALOT BETTER THAN SHANE!

  • @soundlyawake i love your videos now, i watch them now and this was the first video i saw of you. great first impression :D

  • @blackraspberrytwist

    i prefer this over shane, shane has a tendency of making waaay to many sexual references..