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  • BUEN SOUND

  • doesnt get better than this.

  • Now I know the importance of masturbation.

  • "I'm diggin them BOOBS".

  • Maynard's a genius...

  • i love pornhub

  • what is the name of the video with this chicks where they are in a clown house?

  • Girl showing her tits in 4:39!!!

  • I'm really embarrassed for this band and Maynard James Keenan. You watch TOOL videos and they have meaning and can be perceived in many ways, and now this video just seems to be a joke.

  • @gears8156 I sort of agree. What I do is open this video in another tab, and then go do something else. The music without the video is really good stuff.

  • even though vevo is crap, the video is still AWESOME

  • man i love women..and great song/video too

  • this video is shit.

  • i like how i can't see any of the captions

  • @AnkhFalcon It's not vevo

  • nice sound !!!!!

  • jeboti fefo mater

  • I heard the song first before I saw the video.. umm. Just a bit shattered. Well, maybe A LOT. WTF PUSSY/ROCKET UNITING DILDO?! (and oh, I have the same one).

  • that was fun

  • this video is fuckin hilarious! ^5/wynn

  • to be continued...  on pornhub.com

  • is it weird i got a boner?

  • WTF?

    

  • I totally didn't hear a word of this entire song...

  • I wanna hang out with the g-mart ceo. Dont know why, he just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, dyn-o-mite!!!!!

  • um...

    ...

    what???

  • lol this video is hilarious

  • I wish I could go to pussy paradise.

  • this reminds me of sucker punch

  • @100tarantino i agree

    

  • what the... but... i...

    at least the song was good, i think

  • These god damn Jew haters, I can't see any of the words.

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  • can we get one of em golden rod on e-bay !

  • can we get one of em golden rod on ebay !

  • Do any one know what the song is about cant really understand the lyrics

  • Oh no.. My boner won't go down u_u

  • Oh my fucking god, is this...is this...IS THIS JAIL OF MY DREAM?!?!?!?!

  • Wait... What the fuck am I watching?

  • They really don't know how to target these adverts effectively do they?

  • wHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

  • i did a sweet revelation after watching this

  • fucking vevo

  • 22 people don't like boobs, they are gays!

  • @P3LIGR0SA and you are apparently homophobic

  • @ADM1253 No, I'm not, it was only a silly comment, it's not my real opinion, I have gay friends

  • Thanks vevo, for that commercial that was 3x as loud as the actual video and almost blew out my speakers.

  • @tabluma add blocker plus takes the adds away friend.

    

  • I get money to ''like'' vevo vids

  • I'm diggin' them boobies!

  • made to watched while stoned, perfect :)

  • this reminds me of a tool video without it being claymation, especially when the bandits see the guys using humans for meat. also fuck you vevo i cant read the words

  • It's hilarious how the lady (the ones that says finger this) is holding the pistol at 2:00. If you fired a semiautomatic gun while holding it like that you would break most of the fingers in your hand... Girls always hold guns in such strange ways. I just couldn't help but notice...

  • @Plur307 lol so true

  • why the FUCK is there a disney ad on this.

  • I laughed so hard at .44 i almost peed my pants!

  • Ma che è sta merda!?

    

  • I know I know, everyone is going to always believe that this song is 100% about sex.

    In my opinion, this video being so ridiculous is Maynard mocking everyone who would think they have it all after just skimming off the top of the lyrics.

    There's a deeper meaning in my opinion. It's about sound frequencies and rhythms, and possibly referring to the 440 hrz "lie".

  • @awkwardspeaker What do you mean, "440 hz lie"?

  • bunch of hotties and a golden rod... =)) i wanna be a golden rod...lol!=D

  • MUCH rather see the band playing in an video than a bunch of filler...

  • @tamsinn but if the filler is a bunch of babes then it's fine

  • I need a golden rod

  • Definitly my favorite perfect circle video! Sexy vokills to! win win

  • even when u have this vid on the box set u hafta adjust the view to read whats going on.

  • man theres some perves here do the pause and unpause thing yull see wat i mean

  • drugs are so good i love cocaine

  • @iheartsamsam lmao.  She don't lie.

  • What a great video VEVO. We can definitely read all the words. You cunts

  • @rastaman108037 this wasnt made by vevo......

  • @rastaman108037 ... This is emimusic.

  • @Americantoiletbowl Do you not see the Vevo watermark on the video? Shit man, that was hard.

  • @rastaman108037 Well, this video was posted before VEVO was made.  :P

  • @rastaman108037 Vevo doesn't censor stuff, only the people who made the video to begin with, if it was going to be on TV. Stupid Cunt.

  • lolz. Spam

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  • im just gonna hold 4 for a bit. dont mind me.

  • BEST VIDEO EVER!  LOL

  • i found out something

    play this, if you tab out there's a song!

  • @madmonkey540 I wonderd what that noise was.

  • why cant this be a real movie?

    

  • people...try an look past the ass and tits.....i think that may be the point. hahaha.. It'll get ya killed!

  • haha

    

  • laaghlalalalaaggh!!

  • did i just get laid????

  • I want a Golden Rod :p

  • @LadyAwa19 I have a black rod if you like...

  • oh my jesus fuck.

  • music sells.

  • music sells.

  • sex sells.

  • Maynard: "Maybe we should just put hot bitches in ALL of our music videos".

    Me: "I agree 100%!"

  • I'm confused

  • "take this golden rod" ROFL!!

  • geez..i love this song

    by the way dude

    there is a band which is doing a lots of noise those days and i guess from the same planet as A Perfect circle is from....

    search on youtube

    LizZard The Orbiter

    ....

  • ...what just happened?

    or does it matter =.=

  • I prefer to keep pressing 5 on my keyboard

  • As the great Miyagi once said - 'Wacks on, Wacks off' XP

  • erection: mode ON

  • what the heck

  • why does the opening bass riff remind me of Houses Of The Holy?

  • im gonna become a prison guard just to work there

  • wtf? hahah.that was awesome

  • To Be Continued...

  • LMAO@swallow your own semen.

    

  • For those 12 individuals who didn't like this video. Go swallow your own semen.

  • @fireboltaz you really think they actually have semen?

  • @JohnTheRipper2 touche

  • @fireboltaz Im 22, I like this video and I swallow my own semen, now what?

  • Quite possibly the most awkward, yet epic video EVER made.

  • All hail the almighty Golden Rod

  • dose that jail have any job openings i would love to work there

  • chinge su madre vevo

  • this is brilliant satire!! love it!!! the shower seen is hilarious great vid!!!

  • this is so stupid. kill your manager for this crap!

  • i have a golden rod for them

  • hahah thats a fuckin pissa clip mate haha nice one. LOVE the song!!! <3

  • Oh My Jesus Fuck!

  • Dear Vevo,

    Thank you.

    I would much rather watch a fifteen second ad than pay to use YouTube.

    The glory of YouTube is that anyone anywhere can upload and view videos. If the site was no longer free, this wouldn't be so.

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  • wow i never would have thought this iss what the song video would be about... so what is this song about exactlyy i would appreciate it ha.....

  • ok "giggles"

  • erm. this is a retarded video, but it's still a great song.

  • stupid song!!!

  • @aguirreruru Stupid person.

  • @masterdeathify ok, not the song.... i mean the music video....

  • @aguirreruru now we're on the same page.

  • @aguirreruru Weel, compare it to "The Outsider (Director's Cut) video and this will suddenly seem really good.

  • HA HA HA 4:15 NOOO!

  • @PirateSodomyVII Lets just face it, best comment ever!

  • o no not the golden ROD!!!!!!!!!!

  • VEVO sucks, they fucked up the video where you can't even read half the comic strip bubbles, stupid fucks, GTFOff Youtube!

  • @SattvaManasa I have no problem with VEVO, it's more of the uploader aka EMI Music's fault the text is cut out as it's their video they put up.

  • @SattvaManasa this is emi not vevo!!!!!!

  • boner

  • I'm tired of watching a little asain girl sing about poptarts before every video I watch.

  • This is the weirdest fucking video I've seen in my life...

  • 1:50....oh fuck yea

  • Hey you corporate fuck sticks. ..The more you advertise the more you piss people off and the less we're going to buy your useless shit

  • Maynard must have really been horny when he thought of this video

  • blow down vevo

  • Fucking sick clip :))))

  • "let me lick your punani" ahahahahahahah xD

  • @TheMindPhenomenon u do realize most likely ur wasting ur damn time i doubt they read comment and sure as fuck they dont give a shit what a bunch of fucking kids say about the making money so dont waste ur time just find ways around it ;]

  • @TheMindPhenomenon this isnt vevo you jackass!

  • @tallyhoman911 really?

  • @cFdUaCwKg its emimusic!!! LOL

  • lol well now...fantastic song..and the video wasn't almost fell off my chair laughing at "The Golden Rod!!"

  • WTF??

  • wtf 

  • sweet revelation

  • pause and unpause and keep pressing 4 on your keyboard

  • @abstractofart lol I see what you did there. :D

  • @abstractofart hahahahahahahaha holy fuck you sick bastard that's awesome :D

  • @abstractofart thanks! :D

  • @abstractofart That's funny haha Boobies!

  • @abstractofart PRESS 5 on your keyboard!! lmao

  • @abstractofart haha awesome duder. thank you for that

  • @abstractofart Too funny, I had no concept what you were talking about until I try it.

  • @abstractofart couldnt resist.

  • WHAT.THE.FUCK.

  • what...the....fuck.... lmmfao

  • yea love the song video eh

  • 9 people who dont like golden rods

  • i like the song but the video seems too cartoonish for it...more like def leppard/aerosmith/ Van halen etc

  • if you follow maynard, there is a lot of sexual shit in his music. besides religion, and screaming at his mom. he has the only brain on this planet that gets wtf is going on.

  • @athenascurse riiiiiiiiiight....

  • NO! Masturbation and avoiding the pain isn't the answer!