Crazy Japanese Toilet

[johnhartjudaspries]

oh man, its a toilet. Needs nothing but a flush button

[ShinyNewHundred]

WTH!!!!!!!!! Dude they speak English in Japan too! I dont understand why they couldn't have put english underneath the hiragana characters.

[rottweiler124]

i think every country should have these toilets, they have more hygenic functions!

[2878adamrocks]

they come up with the most pointless shit "hey lets make a really expensive and over complicated toilet!' cure for cancer?naa toilets FTW lol

[57vgh]

normal toilets are faster and it would take me a year to figure out all thos buttons

[ChuQpax]

I think there is also ass brush that helps you clean your as like a heaven!

[pucabearbaylee]

WOW CRAZY

[crankdatbuttcrack]

Man, people are so lazy these days....

[um22w22]

Well, It's sooooooooooo smart it became reeeeeeally stupid!!!

[kakashidemon321]

when I went to Japan, the toilet had a button where it didn't flush, but it made a flushing sound. o,o

[afterburner909]

I would just get frustrated and take a crap on the floor.

[procne78]

its called a bidet

[RuneScapeSalva]

didnt kno u need music to take a dump XD HAHAHA

just shit and done..ur out!

[mmusterman98]

super LOL

[jarvisofnewyork]

seriously how many ways are there for one person to crap! Thats such a waste of money

[brownfoxx76]

unbelievable

[mastercheif892]

imagine hoe dirty that contolle pnael is

[Amberleyxx]

Wtf ? thats kinda stupid,

whats wrong with a normal toilet ?

theres no point in all those buttons,

just do you buisness & flush.

it should be that difficult.

[MamaWeAllGoToHell]

lmao. that's sad when toilets get too high tech. i have enough trouble trying to hook up my xbox...

[DRYKJ17]

i though it was a hole you had to squaut done, and if you sit u fall down the hole

[ExperimentalArmy]

we can now listen to Bach wile taking a dump :)

[chibihuynh]

WHAT NO BACK REST!?!?!?!?!?!?

lol pretty cool toilet though

but overly complicated

[guillx]

OMG thats one hell of a high tech toilet

[rdrgz93]

"and if you dont know japanese characters your in deep shit...literaly" lmao

[joesixpacktheplumber]

I gotta get me one of them Jarpanees shitters

[DrAgOnBoY63]

lol i heard that my form teacher when there and they said in that toilet bowl a button can massage your butt this is real

[trailtrend]

Ahahaha, thats drive me crazy when he opened the panel

[pokerosik]

Same meh =D !

[BlazingSoulz]

lol lmfao

[MyRosaryRomance]

haha "if you dont knwo chinese characters then your in deep shit...literally" LLO!

[slimbone69]

does it also have a dingleberry picker?

[UltiGamer101]

LOL @ gwen.

This toilet is ....wow...

[NejiHyuuga777]

Wow, these toilets are everywhere in Japan O_O.  When I went to Japan, I saw this exact type of toilet in the hotel at which we stayed.

[PlyLilian]

what the hell? This is stupid - sorry.

It takes more time to wait for the thingy(sorry don't know what it's called) to get down than use you own hands. gosh

[geekboy19]

Back here in america, we have these things called TOILETS. Not crazy ass-wiping machines! Most people do their stuff, push the lever, and get on with their life. But the Japanese ruined it and made it a personal spa.

Funny stuff there :) :)  :)

[emmax90]

so many button.press all of them see what happen

[mkeniabe]

That's a Toto toilet.

[TOILEThouses]

wow i have never been more turned on in my life.

[Enderoff]

crazy.....THIS IS JAPAN!!!!

[hollicrombie1126]

japanese people are soo high tech!!!

[Dawg658Jr]

Piss on the wires. XD

[shinigamiasuka]

@_@!!

[smartalec1998]

quality time while you poop

[avocado042]

the buttons actually mean "big" and "small"

which is probably more funny XD

[houdanouhaili]

what crazy about this toilet?

[SavedByEvanescence]

i never knew taking a shit would be so complex :D

[WikipediaUser]

holy shit

[boikimvideos]

so...useless.

[iamabigfatbutt]

the toilinaitor

[thaigerstyle]

did u guys catch the button that calls a dude over to film the toilet and post it on youtube?

[metallicrules]

wow like you really need that and this isnt ahead of anybody, its just an electric toilet, a simple combination of an ipod and a toilet with some added features.

haha but imagine a viking getting sent to the future and he has to take a huge shit and he cant get the bastard to open haha

[Skinder506]

when you pulled down the flap for more buttons i was like oh shit!!!!

[7olusegun]

How would all these geeky technology improve hygiene over the 'stone age' lavatory?

[SpideYDxB]

its not crazy , in Arab world people use water instead of toiler paper ... so its amazing that japan do that 2 ^^

[poelaertpieterjan]

what is the music the toilet is playing? the classic part?

[mrsina1]

Does it conect to the Internet too ? LOL

[Ynhafabs]

I used a toilet just like this in Manhattan but the directions were in English AND it was still difficult.

[vlad10090]

that toilet is more complicated than my computer damn....if i was drunk and took a shit in that i.............never mind

[lildragon]

haha, yeah they're pretty cool.

[WongTzeYeung]

LOL thats pretty cool

[danieknoxville]

does it wipe the shit?

[joolersed]

your in deep shit. literally hahaa

[fairygumm]

omg india has the same toilet!

i want one!

[chiefvsmario]

Volume?Shit button?Piss button?Music switching?Music?Does that shit have a tv and a game console on the door?

[gwenwindit]

Does it massage your ass too?

Because after all that, your'e gonna need it.

[eminaTakayumi]

well, believe it or now, it does, and it even dries your butt... yea... -.- dryer.. XD

[wakasabi01]

thats not crazy...its genius...

sorry but..i thought Americans should think of this first since its for lazy people....

SORRY!!!!

[Russett420]

americans cant think of anything first. lol

[gongo3090]

Who ever said taking a shit isnt rocket science never sore that toilet.

[tankianchic930]

sore?

[PureOrganics]

That cracks me up sooo bad! I started literally laughing out loud (this doesn't happen on the internet much) when you brought down all those buttons.

[snat85]

man i know japanese technology is ahead of all...but this shit is centuries ahead...respect to the japanese brain...

[KarMahR]

they got this in korea too

[Subscriber96]

weird...

[MonifiethArmyCadets]

It'd b so funny if they put them in scotland, theyd break in like 5 mins lol

[7olusegun]

Probably because the Scotts may have relatively large rear ends!

[kingmanekin]

Well... it's not difficult for Scottish people to operate it, if the explanation of those buttons were written in English. :)

[Gosling3]

Dial controls water pressure of the spray.

[plewkov]

smart toilet :D

[LoveDoujinshi]

Oh god... I would be trying to figure all those buttons out for ages! Not good if you really need the toilet... O.o;

[jasonfromoh]

looks like a cockpit of a airplane i want to poop on a fancy toilet is there any in the usa?

[0riginalSm1l3y]

DUDE! this makes me want to take a dump right now! xD

[bluefiregem]

Is it a "self cleaning toilet"? Now that would be awesome!

[PriusRider]

Imagine "power outtige". No more toilet is operating ^^

[PriusRider]

Go to the reception desk and say:

"I need to shit. Can you help me operating the toilet?" ^^

I geuss if you press the right button there come a robot arm and woops ur ass clean ^^

DONT press the wrong button! Or you get kinda

enema. Clean from inside out! x)

[NyCnAvYGuY6]

lol dude... ive lived here for 2 yrs and change... the spray thing the first time freaked me out a bit... but u get used to it. the heated seat is fuckin great tho

[pauljan1988]

Did anyone else think he sounded like Quentin Tarrentino?

[WierdoAbby]

hahahaha.. coool.

[kennethp98]

wth theres ratings on the video its a toilet peoples!

[overoffstudios]

I can't figure out how to work the three shells?

[hookupmyspace13]

i never thought ud need instructions for a toilet XD

[gundagene]

I'd be too frighted to push those buttons cause i could possibly shit myself

[aapplleezz123]

Wow wtf o.o.

[Gerrardsoccer]

Japanese pay attention to hygiene so much that most of them use toilets with outlets spraying water for cleaning assholes after excreting nowadays.

some of them are even addicted to this ass cleaning experience! this is funi.

I wish my toilet is like this.

[LJAR28]

I guess does buttons have a mode for pissing, shitting, or coughing up the lunch monkey

[EJBrice]

They stay on top of the technology....literally shitting on AMERICA!!! lol

[japangeishagirl]

I have two toilets like this from TOTO at home in Japan.

They are the best of the best.

[loopyluna13]

whatever happened to sitting on a toilet, doing your thing, and leaving happy? oh no, we have to have 5000 different buttons and an ejecto-seat! ^ ^

... hey, maybe the incorperated the number 1 - number 2 thing- check it out next time you sit on one... ;)

[Liamkun95]

Press the big red one!

*BANG*

Big pile of S**T gets launched at ya. =D

[Byahhftw]

no dats teh self destruct button

[bluekads]

is this a bedroom or just a toilet !!

[wakasabi01]

public restrooms...

pretty much anywhere now..

[kusakabemanai]

Do you know there is a button for making toilet piss on behalf of you.

[HedvigGrotesco]

0:50 - You have to be kiddin'...

Lol

[sweetstar1988]

WTF is that LOOL

[Ogaitnas900]

A toilet should not need isntructions hah

[razer3230]

I'll just take a shit and leave.

[animefangirlxx]

lol I'd do the same. .

[ChibiKibi]

xD;;...!!

I can read the buttons, but that's still one freaking crazy toilet <:D

[morningPMshow]

okay um if someone really had to go pee....i mean they would have to like hold it in for like 30 min just to figure out how to use it.

[videogirly24]

O.o...sooo many buttons.....i just wanna pee....XD

[tinyjjdavid]

...oooohhh....scary toilet.,...

[Galatsian]

does it need training or to get a licence for it? why bother to take a dump? how lazy can you get?...impressive though

[jonray107]

lol att the top it said big and small

[Ugglybuggly]

"mum! have u seen the toilete remote?"

[x0xlulolax0x]

i would just take a crap in my pnats then wasteing 20 mins standing there figureing that out.

[tidusvssora]

I saw them when i went to japan.

GOOD THING I CAN RAD IT!! MUYAHAHAA!

[laralovesu]

in america you just have to do is push a lever to flush a toilet but you got to do all that just to flush a toilet thats messed up and could they put it in english

[NiGHTWALKERF]

so so awesome...tnx for share...

[squeakybon]

i just got back from japan but the toiles i had were in the ground

[BeakyRed]

lol our relieving teacher went to japan and used the japanese toilet. he pressed a button he thought was flush AND A JET OF HOT WATER SQUIRTED UP HIS BUTT XD!

[clubihatekikyou]

lmao! when i transferred as a studen in japan my host family had one and i was taking pictures and a vidoe of it and their daughter comes in and is like "..what are you doing?" and im like "taking pictures of your toilet" and shesl ike "...are ALL americans this way?" i just laughed and was like "when we see a toilet like this. yes"

[ProfessorHuggins]

all that and they just stack the paper up there like cretins.

[jtmjtm2001]

It is probably easier to fly the Space shuttle

than to use this this toilet!

[KarlRules14]

I wonder if it wipes your ass for you. :P

One of those buttons must back it up lol

[Alejandra2fun]

whats so hard about lifting the seat?!?

[fightforspartly]

japan rock

[isabelnsew]

jejcooooooool

[jjaayymm]

nice..

[DexelBDX]

while you are doing your thing, you read the instruction Booklet!!

[Xx1SasuNaru1xX]

o m g thats one hard to use toilet xD

i cant believe i serched for this

lol

[Transfusions]

Ok you need to know which botton to press.

That's it. It's like bidet. "Wash" and "stop" that's it. Also you can adjust water temp and angle of water and water presure.

[sushigurl1]

hAHAHAHA!

[XDXDXD12345678]

OMG, when go to taiwan, they have toilets simlilar (sp?) there, (but not nearly as high tech as the jappanese) but they are SOOO SCARY. one button litterly washes ur ass 4 u, and u can even adjust the amount of spray u want to use!!! I'T SCARY!!!!

[DeadGummyBears]

Those things are awesome. You can like wash your peepee, listen to music and dayum its cool!

[jurijbenko]

This is the sign of extreme laziness emerbing among humanity.

[keyboardartist]

Ok neat. And if the power goes out, the toilet's dead. lol.

[sergmag]

I wonder what would happen if pressed them all....hmmmmmmmm

[YouAreAllBelowMe]

Press the buttons and you'll probably fly out with your pants down. Those who do not know the words stated on the buttons would have to prepare to launch...

[SOCKHEADS007]

wtf? to complex

[GLaDous]

Lol all that just to use the bathroom!XD

[tomanyasses]

so funny stuff very good japanese

[vuongvk]

lol i will pee on my pants befor i know how to use it... can it be more complicate?? ....LOL

[convelescingangel]

oh man I found a toilet in Japan that played Billy Joel

[mariochickgonewild]

the toilet, cool, i wish we had toilets like that here

[Exotahu]

LMFAO.

Seriously.

That's insane.

[getodaze]

Pretty much all the toilets in Japan are like that...

[Donnisu]

wtf lol xD

[yaruwo]

You don't have to use those buttons if you don't know how to use it.

A flash lever is always behind the cover, being un-removed.

I recommend that anyone who can't understand the way it is

should make your butt clean with TP and push the silver-shined

flash lever as you usually do, I mean an "old" way.

[tightgrip]

that shit better wipe my ass

[blaze0034]

what ever happened to the good old fasion toilets when you just pres the knob xD i would be wtf for 30 mins to find the right button to flush

[KBoy515]

thats not too high tech. I have something like that at home, in the US. I can say, it washes your ass pretty good! lol

[SoupBeardMan]

Haha, in America there would be about two buttons on that thing; 'Flush' and 'Flush real hard because I use way too much toilet paper to wipe my ass'.

[SmokinJah]

all those buttons but you still have to use your hands to wipe your ass!

[SCURVY13]

wut do u do when ur drunk and cant read

[jtmjtm2001]

I bet it would be easier to fly the Space Shuttle than to operate this toilet!

[HoneeMustard]

lmao! all you need is a freakin' flush handle!

[azertymann]

Nice toilets§ I think we should have the same in Europe and NOrth America!

[PlanBKidz]

I think u can buy them of the internet for Europe and North America

[MattIsMarclar]

you could probably get those in europe and maybe even in canada...but americans would be too cheap to get that shit...

[GoodEvenings]

they would be vandalized and need to be replaced the first week. i think the japanese have more maturity and are more civilized. btw the toilets will even wash your ass and dry it for you so theres almost no hands involved so i assume the button stay quiet clean.

[masmotors]

i dont want to touch those buttons

[kokuenryu]

why?

[cosmo1pug]

Ya I would wipe the buttons down first.

I don't like the poopy on me

[kingmanekin]

But you should touch somewhere of the toilet, even if they're not buttons, after all. :)

[devkamal]

i hope u dont get electrocuted while peeing..

[BerryzKoubouMM1989]

cool,are every single toilet like this in japan?

[UdgeRainbow]

is it me or there's more button to use this toilet than my security system??

[forthenoob]

Their toilets are the best. You can make the seat warm during winter, buttons if you piss and shit, change the water pressure and temperature, and many more....

[goldenledgen]

wait a minute...wait a minute............is that how toilets are operated in japan..............lol.......g­ood but kind of complicated

[SoulSurroundiT]

LOL "Now if u don't know chinese characters, ur in deep shit." LAMO!!!

[keepXonXrockin]

especially when you're in JAPAN...

but yeah, it looks complicated O_O...

[Kronikwookie]

lmfao i was laughing the whole vid and even after the vid ended

[gabrielirlanda]

There is a buttom to eject the toilette, you will flight over the building to get the subway straight away. If you are fast enough you will probably get your pants on before landing. Practical, is it?. ;)

[agentsmith070]

i faced the same freakin problem when i was a student there. . . so many buttons just to piss or shit

[zhangfanghui]

god.....

[GeoMancer25]

OMG xD THE TOILET IS CURSED!!

[RyuFromPoland]

hahahaha xD

[xpxvxjx]

what the fuck!

[TheDarkPaladin]

Push all the buttons and see what they do. I'm pretty sure one launches a rather large, destructive bomb of fesces at you while you it.