@DXSXDXSXD Thank you. I couldn't remember the title of this video, and i googled the only part of text i still knew. Which was your comment. So yeah, thanks =]
I knew someone who bounced a check to a car dealership... he almost was a dead motherfucker some muscular handyman who worked at that dealer had him in a headlock but thankfully got spared his life.
Baltimore is like a cross between Escape from New York and Dawn of the Dead in that It looks like it was made into a prison, but replace zombies with bums and crackheads.
bring your wife we'll fuck her. thats right.. we'll fuck your wife! if you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet you get no down payment. haha
1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what.
And the Bush administration wasn't? $4.00 a gallon gas for no economic reason? Record gas company profits that Bushy had money in? War profiteering? Abortion still standing, in fact, not even addressed? 5 days to get water to the Superdome? New Orleans still in ruins? Mortgage crisis, general economic crisis because NUMEROUS rules and laws were ignored? War that is going NOWHERE? 9/11? American families losing everything??? Bush should have at least been impeached! How can you even talk Obama??
fuck you dickhole, im from baltimore. dont try to say anything offensive, like sports or sumthin cuz um ravens went to playoffs, wat did the bears do? NOT SHIT. this guy is rite...shove it up your ass
im from baltimore too. ravens are alright but they have a terrible offense. if we had a good offense then we wouldv wone the super bowl. also our defense had no clue what they were doing the last game.
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS .NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY.SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE, if your dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, your big enough shmut to come to Big Bill Hells Cars, bad deals, cars that break down, thieves, if you think your going to get a bargain at Big Bills, you can kiss my ass. Its our belief that you are such a stupid motherfucker that youll fall for this bullshit guarenteed. If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
Thanks for the post. I'm a foreigner and don't speak english very well but I can read it pretty fine. Could you please post the rest of the commercial? :d
i showed it to a friend, and now we say to each other just for shits and giggles,"Fuck you Baltimore" and laugh. I cant stop watching it. funny ass shit.
Final Fantasy is Gay!
TheBulletDodgingMan 1 week ago
21 couldn't handle the pissing challenge
thezombiekiller5500 1 month ago
Ethiomod send me here. Man whoever Big Bill is, he is a real tough mother fucker.
silentjoe2 1 month ago
best cars commercials ever!! at least they tell the truth.........
MrCorrosive101 2 months ago
Note to self: Don't attemt challange pissing at a wedding
xxXSTIGYXxx 2 months ago
Seems legit.
diezombie66 2 months ago
God bless america
IsaraiLee 3 months ago
Sold.
WeShallNeverStop 3 months ago
I won at challenge pissing
ChibiBanana1 3 months ago
This offer ends the minute you write us a check and it better not bounce or your a dead mother fucker. XD
Elmer727 3 months ago
LMFAO!!!
whatwhere 4 months ago
Who else is here from Jory Caron?
12Jakeyboy 5 months ago
Guarenteed
bettyeffincrocker 5 months ago
I'd love to hear the backstory on this one.
IGOTDOWNS 6 months ago
@IGOTDOWNS
I dont think there's much of a backstory. It's just satire.
Urindunk 4 months ago
When you see honest advertising like that...
You can't help but notice that this is exactly what ALL ads are trying to tell you. :|
Thamer4life 6 months ago
This has got to be the funniest friggin' video I've ever seen!!
mwsfdx 6 months ago
haha im sending this as a rickroll
BarrioPunkRock 7 months ago
alright if u want us to kiss your ass then bend over!
lostboysmarko4 8 months ago
If you can piss 6 feet in the air and not get wet! There will be no DOWN PAYMENT!
Voss2120 10 months ago
Dont fuck with us or well rip your nuts off "FUCKING EXCELLANT"
wsccws05 10 months ago
now that's a dealer I can trust
Dodes15 11 months ago 7
we belive that your such a dumb mother fucker!
oSHOLLIVERo 11 months ago
@DXSXDXSXD Thank you. I couldn't remember the title of this video, and i googled the only part of text i still knew. Which was your comment. So yeah, thanks =]
Ideaboy13 1 year ago
Hurry up a'hole!!! :P
BigEasyWinger 1 year ago
haha my checked bounced and now im a dead motherfucker!
4tad4 1 year ago
I live in Baltimore, and I love this!
CommonCaucasian 1 year ago
I knew someone who bounced a check to a car dealership... he almost was a dead motherfucker some muscular handyman who worked at that dealer had him in a headlock but thankfully got spared his life.
Railer505 1 year ago
I wonder if this was a real commercial....
Oranoas 1 year ago
And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
chance9888 1 year ago 5
Hilarious! I laughed my ass off!
ggl6256 1 year ago
I would totally buy a car from them.
Runesruleearth 1 year ago
"it better not bounce, or you're a dead mother fucker!!!" lololol i wish commercials like that were still on now....
thatkid0000able 1 year ago 3
this is probably my favorite video lol
nincure 1 year ago
I'd so buy a car from them.
Olydabomb 1 year ago
well fuck her! thats right. well fuck your wife!
+ if this is you most favourite part
CrowbarOfJustice 1 year ago
Oh my god! Amazing. Absolutely amazing. Oh, if this was on TV I would actually support the company that made the commercial. xD
Kiarrii 1 year ago
ROTFLMFAO! Wtf?
Queenofawesome25 1 year ago
Well if this is what baltimore is like, And this is the average car commercial, I'm moving there soon! :D
Pigeonification 1 year ago
<3 love it
nincure 1 year ago
i cant stop laughing HAHAHAHAHA
CyanLizzard 1 year ago
Finally. TRUTH in advertising!!!!!
Fundive1 1 year ago
Baltimore is like a cross between Escape from New York and Dawn of the Dead in that It looks like it was made into a prison, but replace zombies with bums and crackheads.
squidpotion 1 year ago
I would buy a car here, only because they're so damn honest.
mw0305 1 year ago
This made me laugh out loud so hard, that I couldn't even abreviate it.
Paool3107 1 year ago
"And it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker!"
PeterDivine 1 year ago 2
best commercial ever.
enthusiastoftoast 2 years ago
This shit never gets old!! Well, it's pretty fuckin' old now, but still, IT NEVER GETS OLD!111
LordYggdrasill 2 years ago
nah fuck that im live in baltimore and fucc anything out side it
marioeastpratt 2 years ago
god damn if i lived in america you god damn right i would buy a car there
lifemetall 2 years ago 3
GUARANTEED!!!
etc2913 2 years ago
I live in baltimore, and i approve of this commercial
ROY0666 2 years ago 63
LMAO if that check bounces your FUCKED
turbogiant447 2 years ago
You mean "you're ", not "your". Dumb-assed cunt.
hislipsaremoving 2 years ago
i was unaware that youtube had strict grammar police. fuck the po lice.
turbogiant447 2 years ago
wow you have no life correcting fucking vids on youtube do you fail fail posters 2 ?
adamgotskillZ 2 years ago
If only all car dealerships were that honest. :-)
dmuth 2 years ago 2
I won the pissing contest. It was awsome not having to pay a down payment for my AMC Pacer with free busted rear window.
gedon4evr 2 years ago 3
lol.
SARTPA 2 years ago
bring your wife we'll fuck her. thats right.. we'll fuck your wife! if you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet you get no down payment. haha
blackytheblackest 2 years ago
lmfao. this is great
blackytheblackest 2 years ago
@_@ I must buy a car from that man!
Knasty93 2 years ago
at big bill's hell, UR FUCKED 6 WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
nzephier 2 years ago
I live in Baltimore....O SHIT!
sellingpens 2 years ago 5
One of the greatest commercials of all time.
krakon04 2 years ago
and it better not bounce or your a dead mutha fucker
shiphotel2 2 years ago
"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."
Iloveswedes 2 years ago 2
shove it up your ugly ass
SonicTheHedgehogZone 2 years ago
^I used to love Sonic. To invisi, I could also watch this ALL DAY.
Iloveswedes 2 years ago
LOL!
RiseORFall3N 2 years ago
hahahahaha
DONT FUCK WITH US, OR WE'LL RIP YOU NUTS OFF. roflmao
masterofsomething025 2 years ago
could watch this all day, tbh.
invisi3ill 2 years ago
Welll, he's honest :/
LMAO
TheDeathBurger 2 years ago
shove it up your ugly ass!!! lol thats badass
MrSubzero98 2 years ago
Was this really aired ?
KaiserVadin 2 years ago
The only dealer that tells you to Fuck Off! loooool
metemi 2 years ago
And it better not bounce or you a dead mother fucker! XD
kamashakuji 2 years ago 3
dont fuck with us haha!
Patterson1313 2 years ago
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!!
pobleterock 2 years ago
challenge pissing!?!?! thats right. how does it work???..... AHAHAHAHAHA i love this video
LapelLineman78 2 years ago
I think this was the inspiration for Dr. Tran
lolbandwidth 2 years ago
I would buy a car from Big Bill Hell's.
BTinGR 2 years ago 7
bring your wife!!! we'll fuck her too!!!
PanzerAce88mm 2 years ago
....that's right, we'll fuck your wife!
SynsCei 2 years ago
YOU HEARD US!!!
victorious0001 2 years ago
Marketing genius.
SeamooreDicks 2 years ago
i live in baltimore and all i have to say is BOB BELL FORD!!!
alexpoo21 2 years ago
YES!
Iloveswedes 2 years ago
Nice find dude. Thanks.
mGoLos 2 years ago
this is what youtube is....thank you
TheSnowFlash 2 years ago 2
whoh
NintendoFan91593 2 years ago
is this a real commercial?
evilstewie22 2 years ago 4
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i am still wondering !
KaiserVadin 2 years ago
Yeah if it was real I will be more likely to buy a car from them lol !
KaiserVadin 2 years ago
it be funny if this where real
marcoccia1 2 years ago
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julianramos1 2 years ago
We'll rip your nuts off!
ParanoiaToaster 2 years ago
This is why GM got bankrupt
julianramos1 2 years ago
This is where I want to buy my first car.
Ninox37 2 years ago 5
0:04 The B&R sign is fake
guitarsword15 2 years ago 4
We'll fuck your wife!
awkwardicecream 2 years ago 5
this is epic, i'm getting a car here XD
kasei3 2 years ago 3
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BRAV3H3ART117 2 years ago
well mr. b, you're an idiot :)
sarah250 2 years ago
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bring your wife
MinmumWageUser 2 years ago
lmfao! the beginning caught me off guard! FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
QUENTIN2233 2 years ago
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!!!
jsatan 2 years ago 5
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peanutwafflez 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
carnage2009 2 years ago
bad deals cars that breake down
DACLAWER 2 years ago
"We'll Fuck Your Wife" best part IMO xD!! but the whole shit's hilarious xD! Can you imagine if this shit was really on TV one day? xD!!
LordYggdrasill 2 years ago
l o l
GameWebVideos 2 years ago
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isnt this allegale since your talking and makeing fun of a selling product while it still exists,im pretty sure that thats ilegale
armeniandude99 2 years ago
What product? A car? This is not illegal. Anything that is public can be parodied, or made fun of.
12gaugebleachdrinker 2 years ago
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ReckHavoc 2 years ago
bring your wife we'll fuck her thats right we'll fuck your wife
mycatleo 2 years ago 4
dear god that was refreshing....
agape0827 3 years ago 28
Hilarious! ~ Fer
RailbirdPictures 3 years ago
God, Priceless. I live in Baltimore, which makes this all the more sweeter.
SpikeyDeception 3 years ago 3
Ravens = thugs. Only part of the reason I left B-more.
Palin for president? No one is that stupid, are they?
kingdomboost 3 years ago
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Obama administration=Scandals & Lies
utubefavorsdems 3 years ago
And the Bush administration wasn't? $4.00 a gallon gas for no economic reason? Record gas company profits that Bushy had money in? War profiteering? Abortion still standing, in fact, not even addressed? 5 days to get water to the Superdome? New Orleans still in ruins? Mortgage crisis, general economic crisis because NUMEROUS rules and laws were ignored? War that is going NOWHERE? 9/11? American families losing everything??? Bush should have at least been impeached! How can you even talk Obama??
kingdomboost 3 years ago 2
1.2 trillion
utubefavorsdems 3 years ago
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sad...having the freedom granted by the first amendment is for this?
Snowflake70 3 years ago
That's your opinion, so shut up, now that is mine.
Republican in The Hood!! Palin 12.
Arty outY
arthur420albert 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA
jjurado11 3 years ago
this is so funny\
sportsfan6002 3 years ago
I can't watch this enough! BRILLIANT.
Tommyr 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA
MadMaxUSVN 3 years ago
ROFL.
MJUsher4ever 3 years ago
lol
MJUsher4ever 3 years ago
Now THAT was hilarious!
southernrockdrummer 3 years ago
This guy seems legit.
Elidoransgar 3 years ago 3
lol baltimore epic win ^o^
xxSamxx64 3 years ago
I wonder what the FCC thinks of this commercial...
IFawDown2 3 years ago
I'm from Chicago and this dude is right FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
wsccws05 3 years ago
fuck you dickhole, im from baltimore. dont try to say anything offensive, like sports or sumthin cuz um ravens went to playoffs, wat did the bears do? NOT SHIT. this guy is rite...shove it up your ass
bds41 3 years ago
im from baltimore too. ravens are alright but they have a terrible offense. if we had a good offense then we wouldv wone the super bowl. also our defense had no clue what they were doing the last game.
JonasTheater 3 years ago
what now??
Go STEELERS!
HeyGetOffMyLawn 3 years ago 2
If our checks bounce are we dead motherfuckers!? Lol! FUCK U BALTIMORE!!!!
KOFversussf 2 years ago 6
ha ha ha
jojibear123 3 years ago
That was the funniest shit ive ever seen
airbornegrunt21b 3 years ago
Being from Maryland, I approve of this message.
DeanTheAdequate 3 years ago
This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead mother fucker!!! XD
danecook321 3 years ago 2
Sheer comic genius. Thank you for posting this. Motherfucker.
jimmystagger 3 years ago
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Who let him get on tv
de132 3 years ago
If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!
Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
Raithious 3 years ago 7
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS .NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY.SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY
FallenAssassin117 3 years ago
feels good, man
akvin 3 years ago
this is amazing
Fetrey 3 years ago 2
hahaha that was nice
amplitude 3 years ago
This event is the minute after you write us a cheque and it better not bounce or your a dead motherfucker!
Layford5 3 years ago
This anouncer has tourettes
aubrey92verizon 3 years ago
FUAROCK
sel36 3 years ago
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baltimore is tha shyt, fuck you talkin about???
cami725 3 years ago
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
Reflex319 3 years ago 5
well fuck ur wife,write a check and it better not bounce or ur a dead mutherfukr!GO TO HELL,LOL!
MidgitNbikini 3 years ago
jesus christ, I almost pissed my pants with this.
thepurpleflow 3 years ago 3
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
4whiskey20 3 years ago 8
ROFL!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!one
RobloxBest3000 3 years ago
that was good
mikeinsales 3 years ago
this is one of the funniest movies me and my freind laughed for hours. but dude siricly you need more videos...
musicvidoe2 3 years ago
luv it!!!!!!!!!!
murray727272 3 years ago
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5/5
xxxarcher20 3 years ago
Holy Christ, I did a spit-take!
d5150tc 3 years ago
hahah this one is one of the best ive ever seen xD
Nyhus1rn 3 years ago
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE, if your dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, your big enough shmut to come to Big Bill Hells Cars, bad deals, cars that break down, thieves, if you think your going to get a bargain at Big Bills, you can kiss my ass. Its our belief that you are such a stupid motherfucker that youll fall for this bullshit guarenteed. If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
ToyotaSucks01 3 years ago 7
Thanks for the post. I'm a foreigner and don't speak english very well but I can read it pretty fine. Could you please post the rest of the commercial? :d
turboraton 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Anyone who laugh to this is a sad excuse of a human being.
lolanonymouse 3 years ago
FAIL (direct to lolanymohse or something)
megamanenm 3 years ago 2
Thats because your Swedish, I heard that Sweden's have no sense of humor.
DubbedAnimeCentral 3 years ago
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
iamstewie88 3 years ago
ROTFLMAO!
Tommyr 3 years ago 2
lol
ouint 3 years ago
i showed it to a friend, and now we say to each other just for shits and giggles,"Fuck you Baltimore" and laugh. I cant stop watching it. funny ass shit.
Chuckie370 3 years ago