theres no way batman can beat superman without a plot device
if batman had kryptonite snucked inside his trousers and was going to take it out last minute when he gets close to superman superman would of already seen it underneath his clothes with his x-ray vision used his super speed to gain distance hit him with heat ray straight to the heart and blamo game over
The problem is consistency. Towards the end, when he finds people he cared about dead, S-man flew around the Earth a few times & somehow ended up reversing time. If he had used that speed earlier in the movie, he COULD have picked up both missles.
lol yea batman carries all these gadgets and shit but until batman gets a fly so fast u can turn back time superman will be the best cause he can fuck up on purpose and just turn back time If Superman wanted to really get Batman, Just back up tme and catch Bruce on the Shitter or something??
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Except Superman COULDN'T stop both missiles. He could barely stop ONE missile.
The "How it should of ended" guys are idiots... they always think they found some hole in the plot, but they're just missing the obvious-- or it's just beavis and butt-head humor. They THINK it's funny, but it's just stupid.
And I cant stand how they draw circles for eyes and those dumb little mouths.
@SouthParkBear I seem to have missed the beavis and butthead style humor here.
There were no fart jokes or anyone laughing at someone saying wood. I think maybe you need to understand the different styles of humor before you start labeling one as the other. Or just maybe get a real sense of what humor is. Also throwing around words like, "Idiots", "Morons", and "Stupid" with a very vague sense of why. Acting all egotistical to prove you intellectual version of a penis is the biggest on youtube.
Superman:I have super strength Batman:I have stuffs on my belt Superman:I have laser eyes Batman:I have blue eyes Superman:I can blow away a tank Batman:i can blow...job Superman:i can fly Batman:i can fly...with planes Superman:i can freeze thing with blowing Batman:i can...FUCK YOU Superman is invincible, this is why he sucks!
funny like hell........ i m batman.... i know i know... thats what i do.... iknow u say that all alot.... i carry things on my belt cuz i m batman.... dude its cool... lolz
Superman can read minds.... so it completely destroys "BUT BATMAN IS SMART" excuse.
If you don't believe me research it, read some old school comic books.. they only changed superman a little so that way batman could actually beat him and that comic books can actually be intresting.. i mean after all whats so great bout a man who KICKS ASS in just seconds? XD
But in The Batman cartoon series John Jones trys to read his mind. But Bruce tells him of a tecnik he learnd to prevent mind readers from reading his mind.
And yes you are right about DC are chaneging there characters a bit not just Superman but also Batman. If you notest that all of Batmans recent video games and movies have been more for teenagers and adults like Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and Arkham Asylum. But Superman on the other hand is still a show for kids.
Wait for the reboot- And "technique".. wow of course.. what else are they going to add on batman so he can win? Jesus every fucking time there is something new with batman. Oh man i have sonar vision so i could see through walls... oh man i have robotic wings so i could fly... jesus fucking christ.. some hero huh? They gotta change him every fucking time so he won't die.
They do with everone because when the Superman comic first came out every issue he would get a new super power same for Batman every new isssue he would get a new gadget or "technique". It does not realy matter any more because i dont think we will ever know who would win till DC makes a movie or cartoon where they have a fight till the end. The only reason i think Batman is better now is because hes more popular all the new DC video games and movies are all about Batman.
I agree, Batman has been givin better games, and better writers/directors for his movie, but wait until the reboot of Superman.
And I'm talking bout now. Batman still changes now, Superman doesn't change at all anymore. That's what makes him better, because he isn't nerfed anymore.
Yes thats true but as long as Batmans video games and movies are making DC lots of money thay will keep makeing them because DC is currently wortking on a Batman Arkham Asylum 2 and there has been lots of rumors about another batman movie (a sequel to The Dark Knight)
batman kicks supermans ass on so many levels. and he gets laid in his spare time. superman just goes home to his roach motel of an apartment and dreams of being a millionaire playboy like bruce wayne
yeh but bat mans still fucked supermans girlfrend so that meens he not give ashite about superman being upset. cuz he knows he can beat the crap outta supes anytime!
You don't read comics, do you? I can name at least 12 issues where Superman has beaten Batman and 7 issues where Batman has beaten Superman. And I don't really care about Batman and Superman. Spider-Man has much more interesting and better comic book issues.
Your the one who keeps talking shit. Just because I said one bad thing about Batman, your all defensive like a sad wretch that you are. Batman and Superman both wear underpants outside their outfits! At least Spiderman got it right lol
@ProWrestlingFan90 still backtracking innit prorestling. You started from a dumb pov and then stick ur foot up ur own ass and say mamma rapes you lol! Yur well stupid dicktwist!
@ProWrestlingFan90 ur a dmb shit dickless fucknob cunt! my grandma did,t teach me it was the school!!! and you spells it GRANDMA not grammar!!! lololo
Grammar as in the composition of sentences, phrases, and words in any given natural language. They teach you it at school. Grandma?! You've just set yourself up again as a dickhead lol Another point to me, want to continue and set yourself up again?
Oh, just because you did'nt understand the meaning of the word 'Grammar', you feel like a total idiot (which is what you are) and want to come back with a stupid statement about grandmas and make yourself look like a bigger idiot. You are just thick, retarded, idiot.
@playstationM Dude, when did THAT happen? I always figured Batman found some kryptonite and secretly kept it. It does make sense that Superman would trust Batman with it though...
@silverjay300 Batman mentions it after Superman dies. Possibley in 'A world without Superman' or 'Funeral for a friend'. He keeps it as a sign of the trust that Clark had in him.
oh please batman nearly killed superman on 2 seperate occasions if you read the comics Batman relies on his intelligence and strategy and planning to win a fight superman relies on his powers and brute force
then the writers are retarded, superman is better than batman in every way. The only logical way batman could kill superman is if he had Kryptonite batarangs or something. Superman is pretty smart.
Actually, Superman is kind of a dumbass. Superman thinks he's invincible and so, never really learned how to fight, relying on his brute strength and causing a lot of collateral damage. Batman knows every fighting style on the planet and can kick Superman's ass everyday of the week. Batman always has kryptonite on hand and has always bested Superman in fights. 'Cause he's Batman. He's the BEST.
I am a huge fan of both of these characters. And this isnot the place to argue who would win. There are arguements for each side that are plausible in their own ways. Enough is enough. This is a great cartoon, I wish there were more.
Batman's the most intelligent. He has to devise gadgets and strategies in order to suceed. Superman will just root out building and throw it at some delusional mutant aliens. Batman has the most interesting villians like the Joker and the Riddler. Its more about mind games and puzzles that make it an interesting senario to view when Batman is concerned.
I once saw Superman flying around the city carrying two buildings. (one on each hand) that is bullcrap. If all of the buildings wieght was on one of supermans hand, the one brick he's holding it with would break and collapse the building.
Superman returns was a true representation of what Superman's powers would be, trying to pick up an airplane by the wing and having it break on him. Then having him fly at high speed, which was about 275 mph. True Superman and that y fanboys hate the movie.
Few posts down Momentum139 had a few good points, you must understand Marvel & DC comic before you begin saying whose better at what. Marvel was created because of the success of DC's Superman, but Marvel wanted to relate to everyday people like all of us so they gave humankind special abilities...
Superman on the other hand isn't an everyday person & he isn't even human for that matter, Superman is on a level of a God that how DC portrays Kal'El.
What i don't like about superman is how many powers he has. I mean c'mon flying, super strength, lazer eyes, super speed, x ray vision? Friggin bullet bounce off his chest and hes faster than the flash? The Flash has one power and superman beats that? If i were the flash i'd be like fml dude i suck. How does superman even have enemies the only way to beat him is a dumb rock only one guy has?
Apparently you don't understand comic book logic. Superman is both the archtype of classic superheroes, his physiology is godly and examples a being with incredible powers thrust into a fragile world. It doesn't matter how many powers you have or how many you don't. Superman has mastered them to an art style.
That's a lot of powers? Ha, you don't read comics man, those are the "basic powers". Unbeatable? Superman can be outclassed easily, believe it or not. Magic, mental attack, Doomsday-etc.
Actually the Flash is faster. Superman can't reach speed of light while Flash can outrun time. The movies while awesome do not reflect the canon powers, like in Superman II he tosses an S shield from his chest and in Superman IV...he shoots blue rays from the eyes and reconstructs the chinese great wall...I cant keep a straight face...Bottomline Flash is faster.
Sentry is just a lazy everyday American who watches TV & eats chips & oh yeah has some powers. The Hulk beat the shit outta the Sentry there was no clear victor they both fell to the ground. Deadpool beat the Hulk, all these guys are normal human beings that can heal there selves in some way alike to Wolverine.
Kal'El is on another level he is super in everything "Superman", only Marvel Character I see taking on Superman would be Silver Surfer being as he didn't get ripped off his board.
You actually think deadppol can beat the Hulk.?? Come on now use your brain. We all kow the writers let things happen that shouldnt. Thats like letting Batman beat Superman or something. Aint no way thats suppose to happen. Here's another TRUE EX. When Marvel and DC fought they let Storm beat Wonder Woman. There's no way that'll happen either. You have to know the histroy of the character and their powers. And by Sentry having the power of a MIllion Suns should tell you if he use all that really
Personally I don't believe deadpool could kill the Hulk because he body heals to fast but i'am not sure if the hulk could kill him because the teleport power would allow him to easily escape the Hulk.
I do know that Sentry / Thor couldn't kill Superman 1v1 not sure who would win to be honest but I would put my money on Superman.
I like both Marvel & DC heroes, I don't dislike any I just love all of the characters but I'am unsure how Marvel is going to go now that Walt Disney owns the rights.
no one can beat him. He'll terminate Glactus. The only one who'll give him a fight is the Mighty Thor who also beat Glactus. But in order fo Thor to beat Sentry he'll have to use all the powers he have. The God blast, anti-force, the Warrior Madness, and etc. But Sentry and Thor will beat Silver Surfer and the Hulk when it really comes down to it because they extra powers they can do.
Riiight...bullshit. Do you even read comics or watch TASs? Batman/Superman is an impossible argument decided only by those completely ignorant or biased towards or against one character's position.
I'm going for batman on this one,I mean superman's weakness is kryptonite,batman would just use that and he would win pretty easily...sure call it "Cheating" but that's how batman fights..and besides,superman and batman fight alot don't they and doesn't batman always end up kicking superman's ass?
Batman could not beat the following Thor Superman Hulk Sentry Ironman Wonder woman Spiderman Wolverine AND NOT EVEN FUCKING BLADE Like i told superanimegamer44. Daredevil, Cap America, Black Panther, Batman, Night Hawk, and etc are all humans and they'll never beat those Super heroes.....unless they upgrade lol
So your saying that just because superman is stronger that he would beat batman. A lot of people said that since Goliath was bigger and stronger than David that david would lose.Get this into your tiny mind and pass it on to your stupid fanboy brothers, Superman (with all his powers) is not unstoppable to the human combatant.
Superman is stupid, maybe compared to you he is smart, but compared to Batman he about as smart as a rock. Superman's daddy was smart, but Kal-el is an idiot.
And as far as superman winning in one page, check out the dark knight returns #4 and tell me what that writer did.
You know, if your going to make an excuse everytime Superman gets his butt handed to him, Then you are going to be making excuses everysecondofeveryminute everyminuteofeveryhour everyhourofeveryday everdayofeveryweek everyweekofeverymonth everymonthofeveryyear everyyearofeverydecade everydecadeofeverycentury So, if its that important to you then I guess I could go ahead and tell you what you want to hear. I give up, you win. Batman will always get to kick the crap outta Superman. Happy
oh yeah, and do some research before you post. Writers of batman and superman said, its not a fair match since superman would win in one page, so for BUSINESS purposes they dumbed him down.
lol you're very ignorant you know that. I mean please tell me you're playin when you say that Batman can beat Superman. Superman would obliterate Batman before batman can do anything to him, even if he do know that Superman is coming after him. Yall have to understand that Batman is human. Theirs nothing a human can do to whipp someone thats has lot of powers like a God. This is not just with Batman, also to Darevel, Cap America, Hawk eye, Black panther, n all the other super heroes thats humans
Dude batman has beaten superman in the comics...He used his smartness and money :D...he can use cryptonite and those grenade things i forgot what they called but it contains sperm
movi stupid
theanngheluzblack 1 week ago
We all know Batman would beat the shit out of Superman any day
QuietGuitaristfan 1 week ago
batman just got owned
Dantesonofsparda1987 1 week ago
copyright you are such dooshbag you copied hishe of ended
Rampage7890 2 weeks ago
the batwing flies as fast you superman
persian1999 4 weeks ago
no it doesnt lol
HitenDuelist 2 weeks ago
@TheDracula1995 He didn't make this a channel called HISHEdotcom did.
skbandnerd144 1 month ago
theres no way batman can beat superman without a plot device
if batman had kryptonite snucked inside his trousers and was going to take it out last minute when he gets close to superman superman would of already seen it underneath his clothes with his x-ray vision used his super speed to gain distance hit him with heat ray straight to the heart and blamo game over
kilkolio 2 months ago
.... so u had to steal this vid from HISHE
WolfPirateSkull 2 months ago 3
The problem is consistency. Towards the end, when he finds people he cared about dead, S-man flew around the Earth a few times & somehow ended up reversing time. If he had used that speed earlier in the movie, he COULD have picked up both missles.
NedN00b 2 months ago
Batman
EmotionSinger 2 months ago
Omfg...U are a fucking stealer....Why do u steal people's videos
raidenpz 4 months ago
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, now you know him as superman.
halla253 4 months ago
@halla253 And Batman was trained by Chuck Norris, who's more epic?
Tahkaullus01 2 months ago
@Tahkaullus01 Batman actually came first...
TheThreeHeadedDragon 2 months ago
This movie sucked dick.
pnickel000 4 months ago
Hi.
CODKilla1492 5 months ago
The next person who comments above me is awesome
kcmblue96 5 months ago
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lol yea batman carries all these gadgets and shit but until batman gets a fly so fast u can turn back time superman will be the best cause he can fuck up on purpose and just turn back time If Superman wanted to really get Batman, Just back up tme and catch Bruce on the Shitter or something??
MrACEMAN360 5 months ago
Superman cannot hurt batman.
Batman carries kryptonite with him! :D
xxjonkoxx 5 months ago
against supes, the utility built would just be a Futility belt. Ha
crateos 6 months ago
Superman will tomp him down with 1 fists to the head.
Ultimatefiren 6 months ago
This nigga stole this video from hish.
TheProjectrave 6 months ago 7
@anohan very nice video! can you tell me pls which programm you used to make this amazing cartoon!!tell me pls i beck u!
TheDracula1995 6 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
cecebun 6 months ago
isn't this from HISHE? so YOU SUCK!
619darwish 7 months ago 6
i <3 batman's utility belt!!! :D
alienrockprincess4 8 months ago
Except Superman COULDN'T stop both missiles. He could barely stop ONE missile.
The "How it should of ended" guys are idiots... they always think they found some hole in the plot, but they're just missing the obvious-- or it's just beavis and butt-head humor. They THINK it's funny, but it's just stupid.
And I cant stand how they draw circles for eyes and those dumb little mouths.
SouthParkBear 8 months ago
@SouthParkBear I seem to have missed the beavis and butthead style humor here.
There were no fart jokes or anyone laughing at someone saying wood. I think maybe you need to understand the different styles of humor before you start labeling one as the other. Or just maybe get a real sense of what humor is. Also throwing around words like, "Idiots", "Morons", and "Stupid" with a very vague sense of why. Acting all egotistical to prove you intellectual version of a penis is the biggest on youtube.
TheAlmightyFrowny 8 months ago
@SouthParkBear - circle for eyes and dumb little mouth huh??? were u talking about southpark there or the video??? LOL
if u dont get the joke then that ur problem, if u dont like it then just move along . . .
this video is great with its lay back humor . . . very funny (grinning)
KrpytonLastSonXXX 7 months ago
@KrpytonLastSonXXX
Ok, there IS no joke. They really think that Superman could have gotten both missiles.
It's funny if you're an idiot who laughs at anything.
SouthParkBear 3 months ago
@SouthParkBear - (grin) isnt southpark full of idiots who make fun of anything? . . . dont be a hypocrite now!!!
KrpytonLastSonXXX 3 months ago
Don't hate on batman, he's awesome haha supermans over rated
xyrenx 9 months ago
@xyrenx Every idiot who hates on batman, just says how Superman has all these great powers etc.
They're morons.
SouthParkBear 8 months ago
This is clearly a violation of HISHEdotcom copyrights. Remove this video.
Brittonsp 11 months ago
BatMans utility belt could whoop Supermans Ass
Predemtion 11 months ago
(Batman)"i would a thrown a battery at him then tied him up" yeah
Hypnokid1998 1 year ago
Made out with Lowis, flew around space, and smiled at the camera. Superman wins
Gmoney07071 1 year ago
yes superman, double jeporday!!!
thecoolslimfiasco 1 year ago
Batman kicks his ass.
Rockyfan10060 1 year ago
in the end of the video say "CopyRight 2006" if u know how read
spiderELIX 1 year ago
U steal this video from HISHE Channel!!
spiderELIX 1 year ago 5
@spiderELIX dude. and where did you steal your English from??
SuperGREYMEN 1 year ago
videogyar2 1 year ago
superman super sucks
jonasldg 1 year ago
Nice steal faggot
thebehmont1 1 year ago 2
That was bloody hilarious!
Velocity9s 1 year ago
wth you didnt make this
SunSetScamp 1 year ago
Batman for the win.
7LucasCabrera71 1 year ago
Im BATMAN!
-yes i knoow you say that all the time
estebantarriba 1 year ago
Superman rules!!!
milly2011 1 year ago
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The batmobile could fuck up the missiles
shaheenmickael 1 year ago
0:26 if i was superman i would have ripped that guy in half
aremixx06 1 year ago
It's the "HSIHE" Video. Look for it on youtube.
aidakensuke 1 year ago
i like superman but i hate how they keep showing off his "speed". he has enough powers as it is without copying flash's!
14rock9 1 year ago
these missiles??
HOLY CRAP!
YawnAmphi 1 year ago
i carry things on my belt, cause i'm batman LOL!
touisaacmoua 1 year ago 63
lol batman sounds like rorschach.
robinsgirlwonder 1 year ago
good
cobirox123 1 year ago
Superman is the BEST!
sportsfans182 1 year ago
I agree with Batman. Villains are Stupid.
pyrogyra72 1 year ago 70
@pyrogyra72 not all of dem
MrManman98 1 year ago
funny like hell........ i m batman.... i know i know... thats what i do.... iknow u say that all alot.... i carry things on my belt cuz i m batman.... dude its cool... lolz
rahulupd007 1 year ago 3
That shows that Batman is over-exposed as a hero. He's good and the 90;s JLA made him.
rickames 1 year ago
lol its true , why in superman the movie he see the camera in space hahahahahahaha
HawK271080 1 year ago
brill man brill what software did you use
doctordjm 1 year ago
I love them both - 2 great , strong, powerful superheroes. I can't choose which one is better. I love them both
SonyaMei2 1 year ago 3
How do you have a misconception with "grandma" and "GRAMMAR"; lol they're completely different words.
punjatti101 1 year ago
SUPERMAN BLOWS!!!!!!!!!
nightmar3777 1 year ago
@nightmar3777 fail
HeyZeus27 1 year ago
God, this clip is funny!
2468puppylove 2 years ago
ummmmmmmmmm why is there retarded fighting in this video?
DaSora2 2 years ago
Batman FTW!
spammerz666 2 years ago
Superman can read minds.... so it completely destroys "BUT BATMAN IS SMART" excuse.
If you don't believe me research it, read some old school comic books.. they only changed superman a little so that way batman could actually beat him and that comic books can actually be intresting.. i mean after all whats so great bout a man who KICKS ASS in just seconds? XD
ikopiko909 2 years ago
@ikopiko909
But in The Batman cartoon series John Jones trys to read his mind. But Bruce tells him of a tecnik he learnd to prevent mind readers from reading his mind.
And yes you are right about DC are chaneging there characters a bit not just Superman but also Batman. If you notest that all of Batmans recent video games and movies have been more for teenagers and adults like Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and Arkham Asylum. But Superman on the other hand is still a show for kids.
Stevie260392 2 years ago
Wait for the reboot- And "technique".. wow of course.. what else are they going to add on batman so he can win? Jesus every fucking time there is something new with batman. Oh man i have sonar vision so i could see through walls... oh man i have robotic wings so i could fly... jesus fucking christ.. some hero huh? They gotta change him every fucking time so he won't die.
ikopiko909 2 years ago
They do with everone because when the Superman comic first came out every issue he would get a new super power same for Batman every new isssue he would get a new gadget or "technique". It does not realy matter any more because i dont think we will ever know who would win till DC makes a movie or cartoon where they have a fight till the end. The only reason i think Batman is better now is because hes more popular all the new DC video games and movies are all about Batman.
Stevie260392 2 years ago
I agree, Batman has been givin better games, and better writers/directors for his movie, but wait until the reboot of Superman.
And I'm talking bout now. Batman still changes now, Superman doesn't change at all anymore. That's what makes him better, because he isn't nerfed anymore.
ikopiko909 2 years ago
@ikopiko909
Yes thats true but as long as Batmans video games and movies are making DC lots of money thay will keep makeing them because DC is currently wortking on a Batman Arkham Asylum 2 and there has been lots of rumors about another batman movie (a sequel to The Dark Knight)
Stevie260392 2 years ago
Batman just sucks asshole! haha i totally agree with you!
2468puppylove 2 years ago
lol
kent0149 2 years ago
LMFAO! 5/5 man xD
This is funny!
superanimegamer44 2 years ago
Batman carries Kryptonite its true so yeah Superman is just a punk to him
sohckiller 2 years ago
Fuck this funny! I love it
Primetome 2 years ago
no they both have pros and cons. Batman could stop the missles with the Batwing!
kingjayCS 2 years ago
batman kicks supermans ass on so many levels. and he gets laid in his spare time. superman just goes home to his roach motel of an apartment and dreams of being a millionaire playboy like bruce wayne
thuggboss69 2 years ago
WHY would Superman, of all people, dream of becoming Bruce Wayne?
Superman has the perfect life, the powers, the reputation as the worlds great superhero. He is perfect in every way.
Superman does not want to be remembered as a night-stalking vigilante who likes to dress up little underage boys in tight spandex and fight a clown.
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90
mebe cuz in the superman batman animated movie bats shows him up and then goes off an nobs supers girlfriend.
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
@HookerBlTESVince
Maybe Robin different fulfill Batman's sexual desire but lois can lol
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90
yeh but bat mans still fucked supermans girlfrend so that meens he not give ashite about superman being upset. cuz he knows he can beat the crap outta supes anytime!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
You don't read comics, do you? I can name at least 12 issues where Superman has beaten Batman and 7 issues where Batman has beaten Superman. And I don't really care about Batman and Superman. Spider-Man has much more interesting and better comic book issues.
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
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HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 then piss of and find a spiderman videowhere you can talk further shit!!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Your the one who keeps talking shit. Just because I said one bad thing about Batman, your all defensive like a sad wretch that you are. Batman and Superman both wear underpants outside their outfits! At least Spiderman got it right lol
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90
so's your face!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
@HookerBlTESVince
Woah, great comeback(!) Why don't you go and join Batman and Robins sex orgy and make sure to ask for tips? lol
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90
get raped!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Hey, your mother insisted LOL
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90
howzat make sens?? my mom insited you should get raped? EH?!?! Ur dumb!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
No, your mom was the one who insisted I get raped by her :P
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 lol u admit to getting rape lolololol!!!!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Of course I did. I did'nt want your mother but she wanted me. And let me tell you, It was more reward than rape lol
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 lol you messed up now ur backtracking! lololol
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Either that or your peanut brain did'nt get the mam joke lol
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 still backtracking innit prorestling. You started from a dumb pov and then stick ur foot up ur own ass and say mamma rapes you lol! Yur well stupid dicktwist!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Oh, please.........lol Your "backtracking" because you did'nt get the joke and you just don't want to admit it.
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
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HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
@HookerBlTESVince
Don't you mean "and" not "an". DICKHEAD LOL
Backfire ownage again, bitch HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 no, an is fine. lol ur looking for ammo where there aint any.
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
"An" is fine? It's a different meaning, you fuck-head. Who taught you grammar? Asshole lol
And also, "ur looking for ammo where there aint any."?
The sentence is spelled "YOUR looking for ammo WHEN there ISN'T any."
Dickhead hahaha!
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 ur looking fur ammo where there aint none. lol
rapee!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
You really are a person who can't take a loss and got owned twice. No, three times.
Oh, you going to cry, little baby? LOL
Loser! hahahahaha!
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 u resort to idiot insults coz I own ur ass! LOLLOLOLO!
U suck
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
You just a little crybaby who knows he is owned but just does'nt want to admit it.
:P
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 no, i can udmit u got owned... i ok with doing that.
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 ur a dmb shit dickless fucknob cunt! my grandma did,t teach me it was the school!!! and you spells it GRANDMA not grammar!!! lololo
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
@HookerBlTESVince
Grammar as in the composition of sentences, phrases, and words in any given natural language. They teach you it at school. Grandma?! You've just set yourself up again as a dickhead lol Another point to me, want to continue and set yourself up again?
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 its GRANDMA!!!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Hey, retard! How you doin' today? Did you learn any "Grandma" lessons today? lol
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 LOL! so suddenly u learn to spell it proper! Took u thick long time shitstabber!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
@HookerBlTESVince
Oh, just because you did'nt understand the meaning of the word 'Grammar', you feel like a total idiot (which is what you are) and want to come back with a stupid statement about grandmas and make yourself look like a bigger idiot. You are just thick, retarded, idiot.
You goin' to cry? LOL
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90
lolololololololololol!!! Ur back to saying grammar again!!! hahaha I so own ur ass!! Its grandma!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Then why are other people commenting on how stupid you are? lol
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 meybe there all u in the diffrent accounts. in either case it was you that cant spell grandma! LOLOLOLOL!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
That's just pathetic. You ain't got nothing and your just making up crap. You've lost, dickhead LOL!!
ProWrestlingFan90 2 years ago
@ProWrestlingFan90 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!!!1!
Ur embarrasswd because I showed ppl you couldnt spell grandma! UR pathetic you crab manager!
HookerBlTESVince 2 years ago
Yeah that's the reason. *tut*
ProWrestlingFan90 1 year ago
@HookerBlTESVince
Dude, you are so dumb!
YourMamSUCKS 2 years ago
lol @ your pathetic comment!
On what levels does batman kick supermans ass? Stupidest thng I've EVER heard. I hope you are younger than 16, if not.. seek help.
kolsen89 2 years ago
Hahaha...lets face it....Batman is way cooler than SuperPussy thats wont change. ever.
SnakeCommando 2 years ago
lol
llxGHOS7xll68 2 years ago
batman's power is money and dats it!
frankfsd 2 years ago
so what?:D he is batman!!!:D
he could spend his money on many different things and there would be no batman comic books, cartoons or movies...:D
mester90 2 years ago
people were forgetting SUPERMAN gave BATMAN sOMEs kryptonite himself!!! just incase anyhting happend!!
playstationM 2 years ago 16
@playstationM Dude, when did THAT happen? I always figured Batman found some kryptonite and secretly kept it. It does make sense that Superman would trust Batman with it though...
silverjay300 1 year ago
@silverjay300 Batman mentions it after Superman dies. Possibley in 'A world without Superman' or 'Funeral for a friend'. He keeps it as a sign of the trust that Clark had in him.
Titch22 1 year ago
oh please batman nearly killed superman on 2 seperate occasions if you read the comics Batman relies on his intelligence and strategy and planning to win a fight superman relies on his powers and brute force
Zain844 2 years ago 4
true but this was just a joke, no need to take too harshly
diltariisbatman 2 years ago
then the writers are retarded, superman is better than batman in every way. The only logical way batman could kill superman is if he had Kryptonite batarangs or something. Superman is pretty smart.
JimmytheTexan1441 2 years ago
Actually, Superman is kind of a dumbass. Superman thinks he's invincible and so, never really learned how to fight, relying on his brute strength and causing a lot of collateral damage. Batman knows every fighting style on the planet and can kick Superman's ass everyday of the week. Batman always has kryptonite on hand and has always bested Superman in fights. 'Cause he's Batman. He's the BEST.
y2kblackout 2 years ago 3
I am a huge fan of both of these characters. And this isnot the place to argue who would win. There are arguements for each side that are plausible in their own ways. Enough is enough. This is a great cartoon, I wish there were more.
jayronathon 2 years ago
Batman's the most intelligent. He has to devise gadgets and strategies in order to suceed. Superman will just root out building and throw it at some delusional mutant aliens. Batman has the most interesting villians like the Joker and the Riddler. Its more about mind games and puzzles that make it an interesting senario to view when Batman is concerned.
queen15840 2 years ago
I once saw Superman flying around the city carrying two buildings. (one on each hand) that is bullcrap. If all of the buildings wieght was on one of supermans hand, the one brick he's holding it with would break and collapse the building.
Superman returns was a true representation of what Superman's powers would be, trying to pick up an airplane by the wing and having it break on him. Then having him fly at high speed, which was about 275 mph. True Superman and that y fanboys hate the movie.
suicide1995 2 years ago
LMAO! well when you find a fly around the world so fast it reverses time...let me know..
Brandatay 2 years ago
"I'm Batman"
Yes we know lol
Zain844 2 years ago
if there is no cryptonite superman would be unstoppable
vhinzent11 2 years ago
Few posts down Momentum139 had a few good points, you must understand Marvel & DC comic before you begin saying whose better at what. Marvel was created because of the success of DC's Superman, but Marvel wanted to relate to everyday people like all of us so they gave humankind special abilities...
Superman on the other hand isn't an everyday person & he isn't even human for that matter, Superman is on a level of a God that how DC portrays Kal'El.
SuRihtanil 2 years ago
What i don't like about superman is how many powers he has. I mean c'mon flying, super strength, lazer eyes, super speed, x ray vision? Friggin bullet bounce off his chest and hes faster than the flash? The Flash has one power and superman beats that? If i were the flash i'd be like fml dude i suck. How does superman even have enemies the only way to beat him is a dumb rock only one guy has?
dodgersfan78 2 years ago 3
Apparently you don't understand comic book logic. Superman is both the archtype of classic superheroes, his physiology is godly and examples a being with incredible powers thrust into a fragile world. It doesn't matter how many powers you have or how many you don't. Superman has mastered them to an art style.
That's a lot of powers? Ha, you don't read comics man, those are the "basic powers". Unbeatable? Superman can be outclassed easily, believe it or not. Magic, mental attack, Doomsday-etc.
Momentum139 2 years ago
Actually the Flash is faster. Superman can't reach speed of light while Flash can outrun time. The movies while awesome do not reflect the canon powers, like in Superman II he tosses an S shield from his chest and in Superman IV...he shoots blue rays from the eyes and reconstructs the chinese great wall...I cant keep a straight face...Bottomline Flash is faster.
JoshDavila2008 2 years ago
Its AMAZING ISNT IT???...Superman can do all those things but he still wont beat two guys from marvel.
THOR
SENTRY
Ima name one power from Thor that'll hurt Superman, MAGIC. Superman is vonerable to Magic.
And as for my boy Sentry who has the power of a MILLION SUNS LMFAOOOOO, Will crucify Superman. REAL BAD lol
Poor pussyman...i mean superman
90EMC 2 years ago
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SuRihtanil 2 years ago
Sentry is just a lazy everyday American who watches TV & eats chips & oh yeah has some powers. The Hulk beat the shit outta the Sentry there was no clear victor they both fell to the ground. Deadpool beat the Hulk, all these guys are normal human beings that can heal there selves in some way alike to Wolverine.
Kal'El is on another level he is super in everything "Superman", only Marvel Character I see taking on Superman would be Silver Surfer being as he didn't get ripped off his board.
SuRihtanil 2 years ago
You actually think deadppol can beat the Hulk.?? Come on now use your brain. We all kow the writers let things happen that shouldnt. Thats like letting Batman beat Superman or something. Aint no way thats suppose to happen. Here's another TRUE EX. When Marvel and DC fought they let Storm beat Wonder Woman. There's no way that'll happen either. You have to know the histroy of the character and their powers. And by Sentry having the power of a MIllion Suns should tell you if he use all that really
90EMC 2 years ago
Personally I don't believe deadpool could kill the Hulk because he body heals to fast but i'am not sure if the hulk could kill him because the teleport power would allow him to easily escape the Hulk.
I do know that Sentry / Thor couldn't kill Superman 1v1 not sure who would win to be honest but I would put my money on Superman.
I like both Marvel & DC heroes, I don't dislike any I just love all of the characters but I'am unsure how Marvel is going to go now that Walt Disney owns the rights.
SuRihtanil 2 years ago
no one can beat him. He'll terminate Glactus. The only one who'll give him a fight is the Mighty Thor who also beat Glactus. But in order fo Thor to beat Sentry he'll have to use all the powers he have. The God blast, anti-force, the Warrior Madness, and etc. But Sentry and Thor will beat Silver Surfer and the Hulk when it really comes down to it because they extra powers they can do.
90EMC 2 years ago
enel can win superman very easy
mk4003 2 years ago
Dude, superman is the original superhero. He wins!!
LuCaRiOfan94 2 years ago
Riiight...bullshit. Do you even read comics or watch TASs? Batman/Superman is an impossible argument decided only by those completely ignorant or biased towards or against one character's position.
Momentum139 2 years ago
You stole this from HISHEdotcom
Gatman720 2 years ago
I don't think Batman has that much of a chance at all in a fight like that
redmario222 2 years ago
I'm going for batman on this one,I mean superman's weakness is kryptonite,batman would just use that and he would win pretty easily...sure call it "Cheating" but that's how batman fights..and besides,superman and batman fight alot don't they and doesn't batman always end up kicking superman's ass?
superanimegamer44 2 years ago 7
Yes, Batman always ends up kick Superman's ass.
suicide1995 2 years ago 3
90EMC 2 years ago
So your saying that just because superman is stronger that he would beat batman. A lot of people said that since Goliath was bigger and stronger than David that david would lose.Get this into your tiny mind and pass it on to your stupid fanboy brothers, Superman (with all his powers) is not unstoppable to the human combatant.
Doomsday, Captain Marvel, Venom, Dominus, Parallax, Zod, Gog, Conduit.
BUT most importantly, the only regular human to beat him, BATMANThe Dark Knight #4Read it & STFU.
suicide1995 2 years ago
yeah so.. u poor batman fans always ignore the fact that superman is fucking smart... so yes superman will slaughter the shit out of batman
ikopiko909 2 years ago
haha batman is the most inteligant super hero so stfu
LeonnArmstrong 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaha sure man he is.. suree.
ikopiko909 2 years ago
Superman is stupid, maybe compared to you he is smart, but compared to Batman he about as smart as a rock. Superman's daddy was smart, but Kal-el is an idiot.
And as far as superman winning in one page, check out the dark knight returns #4 and tell me what that writer did.
suicide1995 2 years ago
The writer nerfed Superman, and nerfed Batman Up.
ikopiko909 2 years ago
suicide1995 2 years ago
IT'S UP TO THE WRITERS ,DUDE.
Bats do not stand a chance.
METALLI0N 2 years ago
What if batman went againist superman prime? no kryptonite can help!! lol
ReyKilla5 2 years ago
oh yeah, and do some research before you post. Writers of batman and superman said, its not a fair match since superman would win in one page, so for BUSINESS purposes they dumbed him down.
ikopiko909 2 years ago
lol you're very ignorant you know that. I mean please tell me you're playin when you say that Batman can beat Superman. Superman would obliterate Batman before batman can do anything to him, even if he do know that Superman is coming after him. Yall have to understand that Batman is human. Theirs nothing a human can do to whipp someone thats has lot of powers like a God. This is not just with Batman, also to Darevel, Cap America, Hawk eye, Black panther, n all the other super heroes thats humans
90EMC 2 years ago
Maybe its YOU who is ignorant,I said batman could use "Kryptonite" which is superman's weakness,anyone who has kryptonite would beat superman...
Now if batman didn't have kryptonite,superman would win w/o a problem.
superanimegamer44 2 years ago
Dude batman has beaten superman in the comics...He used his smartness and money :D...he can use cryptonite and those grenade things i forgot what they called but it contains sperm
ratchetrockon 2 years ago
batman could kill everybody in the jla if he wanted to he knows how.
yugiohyo555 2 years ago 7