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  • What's this? What's this? This is... nothing, we're gonna die. XD

  • at first i had no idea who the voice of the robot was and one i figured it out i screamed..... :3

  • That part where he says space is big. It has been estimated how many Planck volumes could fit within the known universe and that the actual universe is 10^23, 10^120 or 10^40,000 times larger than the known universe. An amazing thought that if even 10% of this movie is true, then considering the people in this part look human, even like hot women then that means there could be many species of human looking, attractive people somewhere in the universe or something.

  • LOVE THIS!!

  • voice over for that robot isnt' working for me ... all i can think of is snape XD

  • Lol I wasent talkin to you giggles

  • -"FREEZE!"

    -"I'm a robot, not a refridgerator."

    haha! This is awesome!

  • is there a guide to understanding this guide cuz my mind is blown

  • Alan Rickman goes Eeyore on us. XD

  • What's this, what's this. This. WTF

  • "Well that's life."

    "Life... Don't talk to me about life." Hahaha.

  • I think I'm a sofa.

    I know that feel bro

  • Good, this time it wasn't some strange foreign film.

  • Does anyone else try to hold their breath until Arthur and Ford get rescued ? xD

  • factoid Ix is the name of ford on beatleguese 5 because his father the only survior of the plant beatlrguese 10 never learned to say his name correctly

  • @grimlockfire i know im 13 read all books reading them again rite know

  • Supposedly you actually can survive the vacuum of space, but it's more like 10 seconds, not 30. 

  • @hairballrocks And you should never hold your breath unless you want to be rescued by a ship with an improbability drive but then die of internal injuries.

  • DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DIDN'T YOU

  • Wow Space IS BIG- My whole life make sense now!

  • "We're gonna die"

    "no. No, what's this, what's this?" starts hitting buttons and cranks little handle thing "This. is nothing, yeah, we're gonna die" XD

  • Tricia McMillan is the cutest hipster.

  • Lol he does sound like snape

  • @MrHisbicus he is snape

  • Now every time i watch harry potter i see snape enter the room and i expect him to say, "I would just like you all to know that I am feeling very depressed." :D

  • "Ford?"

    "Yes?"

    "I think I'm a sofa."

    "I know how you feel."

    "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    Best line ever.

  • "Hey, babe! Are you wearing my underwear? Because I'm wearing yours, and they ain't doin' the trick!"

    What makes that better is the fact that that was the last sentence we heard before my Honors English teacher shut off the television.

  • they succeded to make vogons look ugly...

  • Dosent that robot sound like snape? I forgotten who plays snape but people r saying Alan rickman so yeh... But docent it sound like snape :0

  • 5 ppl have prototype disposition

  • Freeze!

    A;FLJSDL;JFLAJ;DF;!!!

    Freeze?

    Yeppity-do.

  • Me: I don't know how you feel---

    Marvin: No one does.

    Me: ---But this movie is my favorite!

    Marvin: I think this movie is dreadful. But no one cares what I think... sigh.

  • Alan Rickman

  • Ford?

    Yes?

    I think I'm a sofa.

    I know how you feel...

    Best part in the whole movie!

  • Alan R!!! =]]]]]

  • Just me... or did anyone else go through this movie thinking of those green things on Marvin, which I now guess are eyes, as teeth?

  • @MyPaperBleedsInk Ughh... no

    

  • @MyPaperBleedsInk But when you look at it as teeth i see what you mean :P

  • SNAPE IS A ROBOT HAHA

  • marvin is by far the best charecter next to ford who loves towels

  • Many answers to the meaning of life are to be found in the 42 chapters of ' The reason driven life' by master of the Bibleverse Robert M Price. This package can uninstall viral ciphertext by giving questions that show what ideas are not the answers. Your software may be upgraded from kb superstition systems by recognising ancient textmessages as superfiction. C2 Victor J. Stenger. Travel with these guides to a 21C Gb worldvision. May the force of their sceptical logic be with you.

  • press the button that says cc and click the top one

    the subtitles are so wrong

  • omg thats gag halfrunt

  • 4:00

    When she gets spun. Watch her crotch. She looks like she has a penis lol XD

  • after snape died, his soul went inside of marvin... it makes COMPLETE sense =D

  • I don't like the way they did Zaphod's heads. They could have had so much fun with them if he actually had both heads all the time. I guess it was cheaper and easier to do this way.

  • U-tube did not grant me rights on this section of the film. However impossible the claim was, it still had a very small probability for been producedby my large brain. Life, as it is lived by my other speciemens who shared our common genetic ultraware or GPP, has no links and I demanded a legal shield, but not granted. I shall bring my case to the highest court of law in the galaxy.

  • the narrator sounds like the guy who gives instructions on lbp2

  • Lol' just when i clicked, his other head popped out..

  • Uhm... wasn't Zaphod suppose to have two heads? or am i totally lost...?

  • Zee? THIS IS ENGLISH BOOK YOU ARSEHOLES!! ITS ZED!

  • D'awww, I love Marvin.

  • Well, I find myself wishing to be a paranoid android...

  • A sword-swishing noise from a towel...? hahaha awesome.

  • This movies to trippy for me

  • so much for the laws of physics...

    

  • I wish this was 50-100x Louder

  • I love the way the towel makes a sound like a sword when Ford pulls it out :D

    

  • OMG OMG I FOUND IT, the phone on 1:21, ive been wanting it for years, today i finally found it on wikipedia. its a Nokia 7610 .

    I looked for nokia candybar models with camera, until 2005 on wikiepedia list and tada! its there!!!

  • hitchikers in her receiving bay ;)

  • 2^2079460347 : 1

    ......there's always a chance. :d

  • I thought Trillian was supposed to be Arabic...

  • @ThePopcornWolf Yeah, there are some differences between the book and the movie. Zooey Deschanel does a great job playing her, though.

    But I miss Fenchurch.

  • > So this is it, we're gonna die

    < Yeah.... we're gonna die No! NO! what's this? this is.... ueh nothing... we're gonna die

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Zaphod's lost a head I think

  • @Ultramarine646 Keep watching.

  • Thats what i was looking for, the improbability Drive botton! I have one in meh car! ;D

  • marvin is snape :P

  • "Life? Don't talk to me about life..."

    Rickman's life is perfect for that sentence.

  • Was that Jason Schwartzman at 3:17?

    

  • alan rickman is a legend.

  • i hate this nerd culture....

  • i love marvin.

  • Where's Ford's other head and third arm?

  • The TV series is better

  • I wish I had whatever outfit Zaphod is wearing.

  • Mos Def is really a good actor, I never even knew it was him

  • If Sarah Palin gets the nomination in 2012, Obama should use the "Don't Vote For Stupid" strategy.

  • ...his beard is not rightly colored. That's the only thing I don't like about him

  • Is that...Wheatley?

  • @whailman no, and thats what I thought too after watching this movie again. The guy playing Arthur is named Martin Freeman, and the voice of Wheatley is Stephen Merchant

  • I Don't Care What ANYONE says but Sam Rockwell is the PERFECT Zaphod.

  • Wait...wait wait...where is Zaphod's other head and third arm? D; Zaphooooddd, noooooooo!

  • zooey is so cute^^

  • 4 people wanted hugs

  • Marvin is adorable! Although, I pictured him more as gangly and awkward.

  • what the hell is in zoe's pants at 4:00?

  • @glasshorse018 what the hell....

  • @glasshorse018 exceptionally large labia? ^_~

  • Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refridgerator.

    I wasn't talking to you, giggles.

  • trillian.... ... ... ..

  • "Zaphod Beeblebrox, widely considered the dimmest star in several galaxies" Nice

  • this is amazing! I feel likke i am connecting with all you watching this with me.

  • I love how at the beginning Ford and Arthur are staring at what they think is the door then the floor falls out from under them :)

  • Alan Rickman is perfect.

  • Zooey Deschanel looked alot hotter in elf

  • @remerai

    Low pressure means you'd explode the second you left the ship anyway

  • @Lawsondgage

    Common misconception, but no.

  • @Lawsondgage not true, it's been proven you would not explode in space, more likely you will freeze from the cold of space and then boil from the radiation and heat from the sun. :D

  • alan rickman as marvin....pure genius

  • It's too bad that they had to cut out the whole improbability sequence where Arthur loses his limbs and Ford turns into a penguin and they both get custard dumped on them and so on... That was one of my favorite parts!

  • "Would you like a hug?"

    Love that part.

  • Hey! Zaphod is supposed to have two heads! :O

  • I wish I was a sofa

  • space is big, really?

  • 3;17 It just figures that Ramona Flower's 7th Evil-Ex boyfriend knows Zaphod Beeblebrox.

  • @catpoop7 He knows that Zaphod is just this guy, you know? Also, Scott Pilgrim is amazing, thumbs up to you, brother.

  • Its very annoying that we seem to HAVE to inculde americans in every film nowdays........

    Cant we for once just keep our british stories how they are in the book. i really dont think americans wont go to see the film just because they dont see an annoying katy perry with a dumb accent..........

  • I think it's very improbable that anyone could be as cuddly as Martin Freeman. Or Marvin, for that matter. Poor Marvin. He needs a hug xD

  • Is it just me or does the robot sound like Severus Snape? oh wait nevermind it is . Hes alan Rickman

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  • @tuckergoldman oh wait,he played to voice but flitwick was in the suit

  • Is it just me or does the robot sound like Severus Snape?

  • @tuckergoldman It's the same actor, Alan Rickman.

    He's also the bad guy in Die Hard- try watching that after this film. You just can't take him as seriously...

  • whos the best characterin the wholr movie.....

    heres a hint, "life...don't talk to me about life!"

  • vell, zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

  • Ford?

    yes?

    i think i'm a sofa.

    i know how you feel.

  • Why does Ford's towel sound like a sword at 5:56?

  • Marvin = 42

  • The fact about surviving in space is wrong, you can last about 3 minutes if you breathe the air out, not hold it in.

  • @HartuBeatu I believe you. However, the narrator doesn't technically say anything about breathing the air OUT, or anything about maximum time to survive in space. Just that if you do breath IN and hold your breath, you can survive for 30 seconds. He didn't say it was the best tactic to survive longer.

  • thats not how it went in the book....zaphod stole the ship in a cooler way

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  • that 0:21 part was so funny xD

  • So Snape is a depressed robot.

  • is the narrator michael caine?

  • @legojoker111 Stephen Fry

  • They missed Fords chat with the guard! Found that rather funny

  • ALAN RICKMAN: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

  • OMFG alan rickman? okay, so now it's-

    an evil proffesor from hogwarts

    a giant smoking catipillar

    a terrorist

    an actor on a sci-fi 80's tv show

    and now...

    marvin.

  • @legojoker111 Don't forget the Voice of God.

  • @GODMelaes what?

  • @legojoker111 Dogma, 1999. Kevin Smith. I literally just watched it before I watched this on.

  • @GODMelaes

    holy crap dude, i did too

  • @MrLabraid Haha dude Awesome.

  • And don't forget Rasputin (1993)

    He was amazing in that movie as well.

  • Ford

    Yes

    I Think I'm A Sofa

    I know how you feel

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    LOL Funniest Movie Ever!

  • "I brought the aliens... Don't thank me or anything."

    Alan Rickman's voice is so orgasmic

  • I don´t rate your video because i don´t share the meaning of the three don´t liking your upload, but to be honest, the movie isn´t really good. The Audiobooks and radioplays are far more at Douglas Adams original, (as i think). Nevertheless thanks for this upload! He´s the greatest SciFi-Comedian of all times...

    Friendly greetings from the MidnightExpress

  • Thanks for posting this. I can't remember who I loaned my copy of the movie to. I read it this morning and was like "I really want to see this!". BTW 3 people are RODS.

  • best lines

    "Get a real job watch your filthy hands"

    "ford i think im a sofa" "I know how you feel"

    poor marvin. i feel so bad for him. he's stuck with Zayphod.

    and is it just me or is marvin's voice oddly familiar? im thinking alan rickman.

  • @GlassCtiy Bing bing bing! It's Alan Rickman! ♥

  • Robots legs are the sexiest. Boy, we can't find women's legs sexy because since we are men if we do that we are sexist and we are being neanderthal. we can't find men's legs sexy because we are not gay. So the sfest way to think something sexy si to go with robots. Let's get rid of all the women on earth by finding them a lovely planet that they can screw it with their pms and start producing sex bots who would not complain about us. Everyone will be happy after that.

  • I'm thinking that Zooey might be the prettiest, most adorable human on Earth.

  • Would you like a hug?

  • Zaphod is awesome...wish I could see the actor play more roles like this.

  • i love the sighing doors

  • I know it is really Rickman, but the robot sounds like Peter Cook.

  • lol "freeze? I am a robot not a refrigerator"

  • So basically the guide to galaxy is an ipad that you can fold, oh wait the ipads where destroyed when earth was :c so forget it

  • Zaphod is the equivalent of George W Bush. He is a total retard, he has no idea what the hell he is doing and is words don't match his mouth. It is funny also because he won the election in the movie and Bush won in ours. So I guess most people rather has a retard as president and not a smart one. At least we got Barrack Obama now

  • @RedJoker9000

    The only difference is that Zaphod Beeblebrox is charming in a rugged way and at least 19 different kinds of crazy awesome.

  • arthur never got this far with trillian in the books. she was quite cold to him. prefers guys with spaceships and extra heads apparently.

  • Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that even the crews of Vogon battle destroyers wear business suits?

  • 4:17- I am Snape. The Potions Master!

  • *GASP* Servus Snape has been transformed into a ROBOT!!! :0

  • I think that door just sighed... O3O

  • "Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refridgerator"

  • @hoppyiscute But he does look a bit like a snowman.

  • "Ford."

    "Hmm?"

    "I think I'm a sofa"

    LSHMSFOAIDMT

  • @Firedragonime I know how you feel.

  • wud anybody else lyke a hug?

  • Yeah, we're going to die. Wait, what's this? What's this? This... is nothing. Yeah, we are going to die.

  • Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

  • ugg.... Zooey... so sexy.......

  • " Would you like a hug ?" What's with all the hugging in this movie ?

  • " Would you like a hug ?"

  • I like how the alien dude is saying "no...no" in that sentence in the beginning of the video

  • its SNAPE!!!

  • @straightfromthehorse

    No!! It's ALAN!!!! :P

  • @straightfromthehorse

    it's definitely snape

  • Did you know Warwick Davis, who does Marvin's body, is Professor Flitwick in the HP movies, and you already know Alan Rickman is Marvin's voice!

    <3Alan Rickman<3

  • Is it me or is Marvin voiced by the same guy who playes Severus Snape in the Harry Potter movies?

  • @Noone1505123 Yes, they are both Alan Rickman

  • 'I think I'm a sofa' XD Oh,good lord, that's freaking hilarious!