If he can only cum once a year then it probably won't be during the time he is having sex so that is the joke. You all need to stop being so critical over a joke, damn.
haha i love santas little kick, the cops like buddy i got it but thats not enough for santa haha wants revenge for being pissed on day in and day out by little winey brats
Oh, if I was about 4 years old I would of did the same thing to Santa. Still waiting for my; ''Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time" and a pair of safety glasses so I don't shoot my eye out, SANTA!
@dukebullterrier it only takes one load of cum to create 50 million kids. How you got 60 thumbs up for an illogical and low brow comment i will never know
@jem7vwhgod It was a joke man like how santa only comes around once a year because it's christmas and he only comes once a year because christmas only lasts one day?
@Ray01Geogeass I got the joke you were TRYING to make... It just makes no sense. It's like saying, why is Paris Hilton so skinny, because she eats more than anyone. The ends do not justify the means. Even if Santa only came once a year he could still repopulate the entire world in about 135 years by himself. So saying that he has no kids because he only shoots 50 million potential children a year is just retarded. I feel like i am taking crazy pills here, how do you/no one understand this?
@jem7vwhgod Alright well I understand it like this. The guy replaced come with cum meaning like how he goes around the world in a year. But by replacing it with the other saying he means that he only "let's it out" once a year. See what I'm sayin man?
@Ray01Geogeass YES I GET THE JOKE FOR THE LAST TIME. THE JOKE IS ILLOGICAL. even if santa ejaculated only once a year he would still be capable of having 50 million kids per year (one per sperm) maybe even more if they were all twins. so it makes no sense to say that he cant have kids because he only releases 50 million sperm once a year. You could only say santa can only have kids one day of the year, NOT santa cant have kids. DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING... this isn't rocket science
@jem7vwhgod Yes I understand but it's a joke not everyone knows how much cum can make an offspring but no one really bothers to figure out that information so they just laugh at a simple joke and thumb it up.... no it isn't rocket science because if it wasI'd become one like Homer hickam
lolsum kinda robery?? (dunno how to spell 'robery') lol im laughing at the dude in the backround....(the one who was talking to santa at the begining)... he like backs up LOLZ
you guys are so dumb man i swear u cant tell the guy was running from the security guard cuz he robbed somethign and santa stopped him damn what stupid idiots these days
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SuperUlquiorra1 1 day ago
LMMFAO
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YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!!!!
LordSchrader 2 months ago
HO, Ho, Ho , you've been a BAAAADD boy timmy.
dmaleod66 2 months ago 2
And santa saves the day yay! :D
182SilentKiller 3 months ago 2
I fought santa, and santa won!
ShotanaFilms 3 months ago
Wow Santas gonna shove coal up that guys ass on Christmas
Wodavis100 4 months ago 3
Cop got his thunder stolen!
TheDeJureTour 5 months ago
santa isnt putting up with shit this year haha!
papagramps1212 5 months ago 2
fake.
JoeCaliforniah 5 months ago
That cop ain't gett'n no presents in his stocking this year LOL!!!
hamstergliz 5 months ago
FOR THE NORTH POLE!!!!!!!!
TrollTheGinger 5 months ago
LOLOLOLOL he kicked him at the end you aint getting presents this year bitch!!!!!!!
chavezjjj9 5 months ago
Fail Security Guard: "Alright alright I got him, I got him !"
You got Santa, Santa got the crook.
BlackleoJB 5 months ago
Santa suit = ultimate padding and safety gear
kytodd 6 months ago
damn, he really does check the list twice
MrTsag13 6 months ago
he sould be cheaking it THREE TIMES
mariofan426 6 months ago
All of the little kids watching that fight are now loving Santa even more for saving Christmas from that stupid ass grinch
xbox360tipper 6 months ago
hahahah santa!!!! i knew u were real ;o!
diablo9317 6 months ago
HO HO HO bitchhh
zee4skins 7 months ago
all he wants for christmas is his two front teeth...
dlanders07 7 months ago
HO HO HO BITCH
cincyblows 8 months ago 12
santa:thats for being on the naughty list bitch
danielgx1 8 months ago
If he can only cum once a year then it probably won't be during the time he is having sex so that is the joke. You all need to stop being so critical over a joke, damn.
ECU7 8 months ago
santa is naughty in true life 0-o!
blackopsmaster001 8 months ago
LOL thats funny :D
JCinluvwith 8 months ago
That shit is fake as WWE.
john17972 8 months ago
@john17972 um no that rolled up sock in your pants is fake.
cincyblows 8 months ago
funny how santa wants to beat up the robber for ruining christmas
starfirevp 9 months ago
All I want for Christmas is a can of whoop-ass.
Krispykreme1988 9 months ago
Damn Santa was PISSED! That nigga wasn't getting away with Tommy's firetruck, FUCK THAT.
YouKnowMyName000 9 months ago 2
Santa FTW! Best video ever
DarkForceCastle 9 months ago
Ooooo... Santa has some balls in his sack
5huffl3k1ng 9 months ago
@5huffl3k1ng watch same shit much o.o
ryan5854 9 months ago
lmao he tried getting some kicks in too the stupid rent a cop sayin i got it
sketchin315 10 months ago 3
santa is one badass motherfucker!
RicerEater1978 10 months ago
He got a sack of coal that christmas, smacked round his head that is...
AngloDaxon 10 months ago
look at his stance xD probably a cornerback
blinkils 10 months ago
"The day that Santa went crazy..."
SmoothOperator29 10 months ago
haha you'd be screwin
redrizzla1989 10 months ago
someone didn't get a present :P
SmallLegacy 10 months ago
I lol'd at santas little kick
brodstar09 10 months ago
Didnt have to check his list twice for that guy, he decided to go balls out and capture him instead of leaving the usual coals lol.
narcotixx23 10 months ago
and! haha i love how sants goes balls out while that guy with the bag cowers in the coner haha
sexpanthers9 10 months ago
haha i love santas little kick, the cops like buddy i got it but thats not enough for santa haha wants revenge for being pissed on day in and day out by little winey brats
sexpanthers9 10 months ago
That guy was really naughty that year.
XxChaos345xX 11 months ago
ahahah sumo santa XD
alexjon123 11 months ago
that kid was on santas naughty list ...
almir185 11 months ago
:D
bubbleboyspot 11 months ago
I believe all over again!
harleyanna2 1 year ago
Dude was on Santa's naughty list way too many times LMAO
DMoore6977 1 year ago
lmfao Santa like naw FUCK THAT..
gbabyboi007 1 year ago 4
i thought santa was nice haha
kawasakirider547 1 year ago
Santa's been naughty
danjosh20 1 year ago 3
fake
jcsjohnson 1 year ago
why are police always so greedy to save the day all by themselves?
silemanx 1 year ago
wtf santa let him bee lol
TG804XX 1 year ago
u can tell santa was a lineman in football
altoids79762 1 year ago
looks pretty phony - any way you look at it, a lot of losers
TheSaxonViolins 1 year ago
damn that guy got a lump of coal and santas boot shoved up his ass.
hollowpoint211 1 year ago
gangsta santa has a gun that looks like a candy cane.
lester5192 1 year ago
I wouldn't say he beat him up. More like gently shoved
dpsports101 1 year ago
Santa, "YEAAA! FUCK YOU! YOU MADE ME CHEAT ON MY WIFE!!!!!! FUCK YOU SOMEMORE... TAKE IT IN THE BAAAAALLS!!!!!!" Lone guy, "WTF!"
Togeita 1 year ago
You know it's fake when someone runs that slow. Haha. That would be a cool thing to put on Youtube though, ony if it was true. Still cool anways.
XxKID1xX 1 year ago
SANTA SAVED CHRISTMAS!
Thewaterofthepool 1 year ago
what can santa get you for chistmas (taken out)
Jaw2Million 1 year ago
Santa delivered an early ass woopin to little Timmy.
BadBunnyRides 1 year ago
Santa just wanted 2 beat his ass
kristen8812 1 year ago
he was on the naughty list
evilmichael666 1 year ago
Oh, if I was about 4 years old I would of did the same thing to Santa. Still waiting for my; ''Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time" and a pair of safety glasses so I don't shoot my eye out, SANTA!
cinerama62 1 year ago
Santa wasn't gonna let that grinch steal Christmas!
jamesryanson 1 year ago 117
@jamesryanson good one
LmRBeats 1 year ago
@jamesryanson hahahahahahaha
TrendencyIsMLG 1 year ago
i like how the cop is all jelous cus santa did his job fo him n is like get off man ur stealin my minute o glory instead of helpn
000mitch 1 year ago
Love it when Santa sticks the boot in.
mgfaxlad 1 year ago
super santa! to the rescue!
strengthhonor1 1 year ago
better watch out santa claus is coming to town
evanGtripee 1 year ago
fuck santa and ppl who dont mind there own, unless its a violent crime mind ur own, he would of got away if not 4 that piece of shit st. dick!
mizeryluvkompany 1 year ago
@mizeryluvkompany and why do you want him to get away?
JohnF30Music 1 year ago
why cant santa have kids????....cause he only cums once a year!
dukebullterrier 1 year ago 117
@dukebullterrier Lol i understand the SEXUALITY of this joke
glados360 1 year ago
@dukebullterrier
and he's always mastermating
iweargoggles2 1 year ago
@dukebullterrier does he cum in your mouth? otherwise he could have kids :S
aleccourtney 11 months ago 4
@dukebullterrier Santa is coming, and not necessarily to town.
johnmkrs83 10 months ago
@dukebullterrier it only takes one load of cum to create 50 million kids. How you got 60 thumbs up for an illogical and low brow comment i will never know
jem7vwhgod 9 months ago
@jem7vwhgod It was a joke man like how santa only comes around once a year because it's christmas and he only comes once a year because christmas only lasts one day?
Ray01Geogeass 9 months ago
@Ray01Geogeass I got the joke you were TRYING to make... It just makes no sense. It's like saying, why is Paris Hilton so skinny, because she eats more than anyone. The ends do not justify the means. Even if Santa only came once a year he could still repopulate the entire world in about 135 years by himself. So saying that he has no kids because he only shoots 50 million potential children a year is just retarded. I feel like i am taking crazy pills here, how do you/no one understand this?
jem7vwhgod 9 months ago
@jem7vwhgod Alright well I understand it like this. The guy replaced come with cum meaning like how he goes around the world in a year. But by replacing it with the other saying he means that he only "let's it out" once a year. See what I'm sayin man?
Ray01Geogeass 9 months ago
@Ray01Geogeass YES I GET THE JOKE FOR THE LAST TIME. THE JOKE IS ILLOGICAL. even if santa ejaculated only once a year he would still be capable of having 50 million kids per year (one per sperm) maybe even more if they were all twins. so it makes no sense to say that he cant have kids because he only releases 50 million sperm once a year. You could only say santa can only have kids one day of the year, NOT santa cant have kids. DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING... this isn't rocket science
jem7vwhgod 9 months ago
@jem7vwhgod Yes I understand but it's a joke not everyone knows how much cum can make an offspring but no one really bothers to figure out that information so they just laugh at a simple joke and thumb it up.... no it isn't rocket science because if it wasI'd become one like Homer hickam
Ray01Geogeass 9 months ago
@dukebullterrier then he can have 1 kid a year
Steckatos 9 months ago
@dukebullterrier that was stupid
daniel2002666 8 months ago
@dukebullterrier you only have to cum once in your life to have kids idiot... god you are stupid
Lodoz 8 months ago
@dukebullterrier And it's down a chimney
killrin24 8 months ago
@dukebullterrier but he could still get someone pregnant
xboxboff 7 months ago 5
@xboxboff Why the fuck is there an in depth conversation of Santa's cum?
itm426 1 month ago
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itm426 1 month ago
he is not getting coal he already got his beating
dummies123abc 1 year ago
way to crush a guy santa
dummies123abc 1 year ago
lmfao at the end santa "gay kicks" the guy
MufcATW 1 year ago
i woulda knocked santa the fuck out lol shit he never brings me shit for x-mas anyways lol
chaser7562 1 year ago
lol,,so funny,,get the last kick in
warrensavage 1 year ago 2
Hooray for Santa!
themangix357 1 year ago
I think that guy had a gun! but santa's a bad ass
nosignout 1 year ago
GO SANTA GO!!!
topsy420 1 year ago
he sure runs slow for someone running for his life
YuneShik 1 year ago
looks like someones goin to be on the naughty list
REDEMPTIONmbs24 1 year ago
Being santa clause has privleges...
CORRUPTsn1per 1 year ago
I like the way santa kicks the guy at the end. HO HO HO MOTHER FUCKER!
xmagicxx01 1 year ago
Was that a gun sliding across the ground? 0:05
Poopnose43 1 year ago
wtf was that about
lilmurphy01 1 year ago
Santa didn't want to give that naughty boy coal he wanted to give him an ass woopin!!!
TheFuzzynandez 1 year ago
That's a beautiful gift from Santa. :D
JLoveyeah 1 year ago
Don't fuck with Santa. He'll whoop your ass, and put coal in your stocking.
jethrodassam 1 year ago
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JLoveyeah 1 year ago
0:13 xD
XxMegalodonxX 1 year ago
Fake.
Suprasylph 1 year ago
Troll.
Duxasblt 1 year ago
Hahahahaha
MyUsername2668 1 year ago
the guy was like im gonna kill u and santa hohoho or going to get ur gift early and all the waaaaaa the guy is going to get is gift early waaaaaaa
thekillerponce 1 year ago
ya ill beat up santa too!
youngloco5 1 year ago
dud if there was no santa guy.. the thief would have gotten away.. american cops are fucking fat...
iJonikz 1 year ago
@iJonikz well for one the guy wasnt fat, and two its not a cop lol
BumJuiceDrinker 1 year ago
weak fake
bluenoserr 1 year ago
fake
omarvader 1 year ago
we luv you santaaa
cons789 1 year ago
Fake action! Ho Ho Ho!
billnseattle 1 year ago
I think that kick in the end got him
Zidanos 1 year ago
ahah
tootiefiveOfour 1 year ago
fake notice how he the "theif" is running at the beginning waiting for the video to start
josephmarkovich 1 year ago
@josephmarkovich He didn't realize he was caught and was being chased, when he did he ran. So yeah, it's not fake.
21121132 1 year ago
@josephmarkovich no it wasn't he was already running he just turned his head.
watr12 1 year ago
Santa was kind and dropped off some vaseline that night to dude while he was in jail.
jarbon5 1 year ago
ahaha what a story to tell =]
s1n001 1 year ago
Sprawl of the day
vegasskating 1 year ago
lmfaoooo
DezBBoy 1 year ago
is that in italy???
TheAtheist12 1 year ago
This christmas santa is serving up more than a lump of coal for those that have been naughty.
HaveLucidDreamz 1 year ago
Hahahaha
"Ok hey, I got this" and Santa tries to kick him in the face again.. Haha
KaiLockeDown 1 year ago
This is why not to go to America they put retard convicts in Santa suits!!!
nousernamealoudtjc 1 year ago
Damn Santa got skills,
Dont fuck with Santa.
HahahaAids 1 year ago
Never EVER piss off Santa...He'll fuck your shit up.
KimbaGal98 1 year ago
Lol the guy in the santa suit rocks
TheAdmiralM 1 year ago
santa doubles up security at the workshop lol
TycoonQueenie01 1 year ago
santa wanted to take out more frustration for coming only once a year
lukefukinmiller 1 year ago
Sumo Santa must have learn that takedown from blitzen.
cipherP9 1 year ago
must be chuck norris in that santa suit!!
Niteguy705 1 year ago
santa busts out a gabber on that cunts ass
mrgtr1 1 year ago
LOL
crewifyable 1 year ago
"Wow, Santa, I didn't know you had a black belt!"
"HO HO HO, I never took karate. But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
adamfeoras 1 year ago
@adamfeoras lol
bangmeister 1 year ago
Lmao! :P Santa succeeds with his sneaky little kick! :P
Sopeydragon 1 year ago
1.take a deep breath
2. think of someone u like
3. press F10 5 times
4. send this to 5 youtube videos
5. look at ur backround
chikorfy 1 year ago
Lol @ Mr.Bacon trying to take all the credit.
lunei66 1 year ago
LMAO Santa got in a little glory kick
xboxnameQuest04 1 year ago
hahah
soccerguy130 1 year ago
hahahahaha at the last kick
Trevy8 1 year ago 2
what is he dropping.. a knife ?
Legend3321 1 year ago
Don't mess with Santa, he might send you a pipe bomb for Christmas.
OZZi12121 1 year ago
wow the security guard was an asshole the Santa guy was trying to help and he pulls him off all pissed and shit
DonVares 1 year ago
Guess who made Santa's list of naughty girls and boys?
hinodecho69 1 year ago
Never mess with a guy dressed in red
ShadowsDML 1 year ago
lolsum kinda robery?? (dunno how to spell 'robery') lol im laughing at the dude in the backround....(the one who was talking to santa at the begining)... he like backs up LOLZ
xxEmoLilZZxx 1 year ago
you guys are so dumb man i swear u cant tell the guy was running from the security guard cuz he robbed somethign and santa stopped him damn what stupid idiots these days
joeysthoughts 1 year ago
LLOOOLLL XDXD
Tschjae 1 year ago
HHAHAHHAA
YEAAASOOONNN 1 year ago
did that dude not like what santa gave him or something? lol!
alex50th 1 year ago
LOL!!!
CMwarrior4life 1 year ago
Told u Santa likes to touch lil boys
CPTN40 1 year ago
typical americoons.
always beating up santa.
fondoogle 1 year ago
You a tipical REEEETARD.
yodogkilla19 1 year ago
says the guy who cant spell typical
smello897 1 year ago 5
ya i type fast sometimes i make mistakes.
yodogkilla19 1 year ago
@fondoogle stupid mother fucker, its "Americans" you illiterate fuck
aBluntOfHaze 1 year ago
Merry Xmas...BITCH!
dgdbg 2 years ago 8
AHahahahahahaha!!!! Merry christmas *pwnch!*
MrCheesebear 2 years ago
grand theft walrus motha fucka
thebobbyburrito 2 years ago
Santa is a crime fighter when he isn't delivering presents to children.
KaiLuck 2 years ago 7
The guy was trying to steal Santa's Sack
fads90 2 years ago 40
LMAO AHAHA
maidenkid84 1 year ago
@fads90 what sack are u refering to?
d2gamer 1 year ago
have you been a naughty boy
2021962 2 years ago 6
why do they always do that, that santa is just trying to help
merctp45 2 years ago