Johnny Sasaki: MGS2 First Encounter

[tidus215]

You came here for the trophy on MGS Collection didn't you ?

:P

[MetalGearGirl002]

OH NO! THERE IS NO PAPER! XD

[Horzagiar]

Diarrea cha cha! Diarrea cha cha!

[TigerRifle1]

He went from wanting to forget her to wanting to bang her

[AngelAngelusFANZ1233]

@TigerRifle1 then he got the chance

[Mr301229]

first encounter mgs 1

in the mini jail after darpa chief dies...

[scorpmk]

lol johnny is a legend and his granfather was the guy guarding big boss's cell in snake eater lol and in peacewalker big boss says hes got a friend calld jhonny lol

[DavidPennable]

should have gotten those nanomachines , " meryl called him an asshole" in mgs4

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

@DavidPennable your right on that he was farting alot and taking a crap! LOL!

[KadSkirata]

Johnny is so funny!! 

[NukeSocks]

When there's no paper, there's always your sleeve.

[pikachu7567]

thre first time you actually see johnny in mgs is in the first one where meryl kicked his ass and stole his closes, the unconcious naked man was johnny XD

[MrSwannyboy]

@pikachu7567 close but the first tiem yu see him is on the way... in the vents if yur on top of the right vent yu can look down adn get a cut scene of him taking his first ever dump :)

[URIZHEY]

Irritable bowel syndrome FTW!!

[snowflame8264]

Man, his whole family has a history of bowel problems.

[Ibarra751]

NO PAPER! D:

[jimjim435]

aw man no paper lol

[Otacon237]

LOL, at least he redeems himself in MGS4

[donotkillme1]

i love johnny! :D

[xXDancingXSnakeXx]

man.... Poor Johnny.

No paper.

[TheFan85]

Poor Johnny Sasaki. He should get himself checked. LOL.

[7wemerson]

"There's no paper"

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[maelstrom14]

ooh, theres no paper! ROFLMAO

[redrum0024]

can u imagine playing as johnny and sneaking around... now that would be challenging

Enemy: HQ

HQ: This is HQ

Enemy: im hearinh wierd noices requesting back up

[CheifyX]

Johnny: *FART*

Soldier: wut da fuck was dat?

Johnny: Oh Crap..

[Rhino1115]

Johnny and his toilets...

[narutocursemark]

No PAPER!?!? OMG I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!! Now some damn person with a bigger problem is shitting to bad and left johnny with no paper!! THAT IS SO NOT NICE!! If I was there I would give him some paper....Hold on....scratch that....If I was there I would FIRST put on a gas mask or if so a shit mask and THEN give him paper 8D.

[KirbyKoot401]

l00000l

[M1ndz]

Johnny Shitbreak Sasaki

[vor9183]

LMAO!

[PRTMCLUESCROL]

JONHYY= THE DIARREA MAN :D

[DefReaper]

THE JONNIE Familie HAHA!

[PRTMCLUESCROL]

LOL

[jaywanted]

u idiots mgs3 is big boss snake and in mgs 2 solid snake goes to mgs 4

[javitoooVcp]

ouu..there is no paper....

[CommanderIX]

Oh no, there is no paper.

[DVASGT]

I need a big favour: the exactly translation about this dialogue of Johnny Sasaki.

During the game I cannot read anything cause there isn't any possibilities to put subtitles.

please it's really important to me know what Johnny Sasaki says.

thanks.

[DVASGT]

WOuld you give me a favor?? pleaaaase... I'm italian and i need to text about this dialogue... please... I NEED.... full text , please...

[DarknessAid]

Ohhhh... there's no toilet paper...

[ninamori13]

XD lol johnny is awesome, but otacon is still the best

[jkid76]

LOL XD!!!!1

[ninamori13]

lol, isnt he the guy from MGs 1 that meryl beats up and steals his clothes? also the guy with the cold who watches your cell later?

[Brianuk85]

yep thats Johnny from MGS MGS 2 & MGS 4 The one in MGS 3 is his Dad

[projectshad]

so wait if johnny's dad was in 3 wouldn't that technically make johnny in mgs4 like in his 40's i was pretty sure it was his grandfather in 3

[Brianuk85]

Yha he was is Grandfather i just lookd in 2 it

[runetopiea]

mgs 3 is his uncle i think

[runetopiea]

sorry i ment in mgs3 thats his grand father

[Brianuk85]

Yha i just lookd in 2 it i was not right at all

[ardle12]

dude

hes in mgs4 TOO!!

hahahaa but with metryl though

[xrikimarux]

y da fauk he away got stomach problem... and y wasn't he injected with the nano machine

[MDFarquharson]

He is afraid of needles lol.

[xrikimarux]

ya i know but it was all mandatory.. everyone got shot except him and he is still with the military..

[ThoraxeRMGSAMA]

It was more mandatory when he was a Genome Soldier.

So the skills of his soldier genes enabled him to slip away from the SOP Shots.

[darkbounty94]

dont forget hes in mgs 1 too

[SolidFan032]

he is in all the mgrs dude xD

[darkbounty94]

WHO DOESNT KNOW THAT!!!

[SolidFan032]

:P

yeah =)

[symbiot90]

LMFAO!!! "aww... there's no paper. :(" HILARIOUS!!! Use ur hand bro, use ur hand.

[TheBigBoss411]

Sucks for Johnny, hes got diareihha, and theres no paper

[SaiyanElite]

The Johnny in 3 is the GRANDFATHER not father of 1, 2.......and 4 Johnny.

[blacks252]

This isnt the first incounter dummy

hes in mgs 1 aswell, its the guy who gets knocked out by meryl n gets stripped and the guy who guards your cell after you get totured by ocelot

[hayakuu]

read description please, "in MGS2."

[blacks252]

Shut Up u Fassy.

[Varlen]

blacks252, you're such a jackass.

[blacks252]

Ur Mother

[severus66]

ur a fassy hole blacks252

[blacks252]

ur dads a fassyhole

[severus66]

u got that right blacks252

[gforce1710]

It MGS2 DUMMY

Get a Life Idiot

[blacks252]

Ur mothers uncle

[chasec12345]

Your mothers fathers step sisters aunt!

[onlinegamer85]

basically mgs3's johnny is the grandfather of mgs1,2,3 johnny

[kmg90]

"There's no Paper"

one of the funniest quotes of Johnny

[xthatrandomguy]

Old Johnny from MGS3 named his first born son Johnny, that child johnny is johnny sasaki today (the one you see in MGS1,2 & 4)

[d4lnotaloka]

ok ok so all the johnny in metal gear 1,2n 4 are the son?? n the one in 3 the father?? im confused someone explain please

[scabab90]

yeah thats right

[Naruto187SAkura187]

cool thanks hat question been geting to me for awhile

[Naruto187SAkura187]

it made me sad face :( when there was no paper lol Johnyy owns all in mgs4 isent that mgs3 johnyy's son?

[DarkCandyAppleRed]

Johnny and Meryl FTW!!

[captionloken]

no remember when the main wing of grozni grad blew up? a guy who sounded just like johnny says dont give up!

[F3ath3r]

Nope, that's because the soldier voices were done by about five different people, so that might have been Johnny's actor, or just someone who sounds like him.

[SorrowCamo]

Jonh John he's are man if he cant do it no one can (and when I say no one can I mean have a major conversation while having the craps)

[EternalYoshi]

Johnny's diarrhea is getting worse as time goes on. It's very audible in MGS4, unlike in this game where you need the directional mic to hear it.

It really sucks that there is no paper. LOL

[mxc4romano]

"Oh, there's no paper."

[thebeun1]

hahah thats funny the first encounter there`s anoder encounter if you have to bring ema to the oder site when you have to sniper point the dir mic at the tower when ema walks past it one of the 2 you hear ema and john talk and has to go again funny part just point it at snake and ema as wel

[SolidSnake94]

lol ''Ohhh..Theres no paper T_T'', poor Johnny.

[CR1T1C4L]

use hand and water

[isaythetruth]

yeah poor Johnny hope he sees his son when he got back (MGS3) from the cold war

[psnshavo002]

doesnt he (mgs3 johnny ) died when grozny grad blew up?

[isaythetruth]

uh no don't know how but he manage to escape thats why he's in MGS4 ; you'll know because of the new trailer showing JOHNNY pooping inside a barrel, well i won't tell you all of it but he is there, and when Snake met him Snake saying "how in the world did you survived 10 year vet?" well thats that :D

[psnshavo002]

yeah i got the trailers and i see johnny ( he makes me laugh like crazy ) but... mgs3 jhonny its actually mgs,mgs2,msg4 father so i think hes probably death(mgs3 johnny)

[isaythetruth]

oh yeah of course his dead but not making a fight here but yeah his father is dead ; makes me laugh or confuse is that all the first born son will be named JOHNNY but its a good tradition :D

[psnshavo002]

big boss said it ''johnny, it has a nice ring to it''ha ha ha hey i dont understand the whole conversation that johnny says ( probably because im laughing lol) can you tell me what does he exacly says?

[isaythetruth]

not exactly but what he was taking about: traditions of their family naming firstborn son JOHNNY, how Johnny's father got to the cold war and stuff :D sorry but cant remember because i haven't played the game for awhile :D

[psnshavo002]

lol cool and who is he talking to? i think hes talking on a cellphone.

[hoffbald]

that was his dad

[Letema]

Rofl no paper

[Voshi]

BAAHAHAHAHA NO PAPER@!! DIES*

[Kyle165]

hahahaha..... great ending...

[VIEWTIFULJOEhmd]

HILARIOUS!

[revnicalex]

you're stuuuuupid

[scytherian]

YOu are meanie >:(

[TheOracleDragon]

lol

[flussy3000]

johnnys the best

[shaoranlee]

poor johnny IS NOT PAPPER!!!!

[Feuerfrei623]

Kojima really is a genious

[InuYashaBlades]

Johnny is comeplete ownage

[Ian0723]

LOL. Talking about Meryl stripping him.

[jonomarko]

Johnnies cool.

[FrozenRiff]

How did anybody manage to come across this?

[DanielSmith604]

I knew there would be an easter egg in those scenes somewhere~! awesome!

[AdamskaOcelot]

xD '-groan- There's no paper'

[JimmyCos]

how he survived the plant incident!!

[snakevsraiden]

he didnt read it in wikipedia it said he died later on and MGS4 he come backs in Meryl foxhound unit

[swordimpulse07]

now can you show us how to look up jennifer's skirt. Your gonna need an m9

[thelegendarypaki]

Thanks for this. Now I dont have to play through entire Plant chapter to see this!

[Mikey0929]

wow i didnt notice that lol

[WookieFragger]

I didn't know about either of those in MGS2

[5more]

jonny is the best