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  • "Missionary Positions"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA­HAHAHA

    ok, now i'm going to watch some porn

  • the one question is does porn improve you or destroy you? thumbs up if you agree

  • i will never stop watching porn!

  • I have 3 different porn sites open in other tabs right now.

  • man, i just love big ass trashy women.......

  • Danger Danger Danger PORN IS VERY MUCH A DANGER ZONE!

  • Hate it when people use a picture to lure me into their video... Its worse than a Rick 'roll :(

  • Honestly, I don't think looking at porn is a big deal. It depends how often you do it. If you look at it once a day it might be a problem. Might. Once you find yourself wanting to do it simply because you're bored and not cuz you're turned on is when it becomes a problem. I only look at porn when I masturbate, which is like once or twice a week. But if you're in a relationship I don't think you should ever watch porn. I'm 16 though, so my view on all sexual things is that they are good. xD

  • @AlmightyPooba If porn and sex interfere with important things in you life, aka career and personal health then you have a problem, if it doesn't watch away, it is usually better then the crap on tv anyways.

  • @AlmightyPooba I ment to say masterbation instead of sex lol.

  • i looked at porn to but i try my best not to continue looking at it

  • i love how it says how to stop watching porn with a hot girl as the picture

  • In n out

  • all you people have such bad months,everything is the f word,pray on the bible

  • al you people have such bad months,everything is the f word,pray on the bible

  • Dumb fucks

  • people that pray = people that are gay

  • fagotry level is over 9000!

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  • Don't say that the girls on xhamster.com are awsome

  • porn can eat shit

  • @koolaid5684 <-- can eat liquid diarrhea shit

  • @stickfiguresmaster maybe i like scat, jeez dont judge

  • @koolaid5684 oh? you like scat, but you dont like porn? how do you masturbate then? without porn aka woman nudity or men nudity films/lively hoods causing penis strength theres really no more humans ever being produced and or brought to our beloved earth

  • @stickfiguresmaster umm you (a human, i presume) can't reproduce by yourself aka masturbation . . . ?

  • @stickfiguresmaster lol....ok dude got me.....i...i cant stop...its to addicating....must resist what makes me human....but cant....

  • @koolaid5684 forgiven lol...

  • sucks

  • the word "quixotic" indicates satire!

  • Great idea and Mission! I hope that it is a successful as it should be!!!

  • jesus you solve no problems and you throw heavy rocks at ladies and trans people .

    my white race is pagan and we want you biblical people to obey our superior way of life .

  • this is STUPID!

  • Im gonna go watch some porn right now

  • Must comments here are against stopping porn. Funny, this is about stopping porn, not continueing it.

  • Get rid of religion and you get rid of porn.

  • In my opinion there is nothing wrong with porn if the people in the porn are treated well. It hurts no one and you can't get anyone pregnant. If you are addicted and watch like 5 hours a day than it is a problem. And people complaining that women are objectified is bs. They are well paid and they only have to work for 2 hours a week. If the women felt like they were being taken advantage of then they wouldn't do it.

  • U guys r lost. God is da only 1 who can save us I mean if we do com from evolution we'd b abl to find da molecul we supposedly cam from. But we dont so ha.

  • How to stop looking at porn? That's blasphemy.

  • Thank you I needed that these guys r awesome :)

  • I just jerked off on a Bible! lol. $100 to anyone who can tell me where this church is located. Im gonna go get help!

  • @eternalnameless Thats not funny....thats sick for real. Get a life.

  • @YoungP02 aww, so sorry, ill go "get a life" now

  • hurray for spankig the monkey.

  • my 2 friend on xbox Com imes,monkeysack18 were porn adicts till i showed him this vid

  • Masturbating is a good thing, it helps remove stress and fuck this site that tells people what is wrong and write. The stupidest part about this is that guy beats his meat all the time to porn, it's ok to admit it everyone does it.

  • Thai Bhuddist monks train in chastity and have excellent success rates

  • @7danx Christians are so ignorant, they won't accept the reality that god never existed and we exist through evolution. It makes so much more logical sense than an invisible man in the sky who watches us constantly creating earth and then telling the people, that he himself made, to worship him. He sounds like an asshole anyways! Everyone should masturbate, it removes sexual stress and is one of lifes simple pleasures, IT'S SO HEALTHY AND SO SMART!

  • @TokkerProductions haha i'm catholic Amen! and there is too many proof that God exists.

  • :O I KNOW HOW close ur eyes

  • porn is awesome.

  • Must watch porn.......

  • Ok, first of all you aren't heros and you are definitely not going to succeed in imposing your Christian morals on everyone else. Make your own life worse by following God is fine by me, have a perfect life, but know that you are a dying breed and the education and the internet is Christianities worst enemy. At least your one of the more tolerable of the people against porn, so good luck and pray to God lulz.

  • @dasean120 hate you people against God you should take a look around, and be thankfull of what he's given you, he loves you, think of al the pople who is really suffering while you can type in comfortably maybe waiting for dinner, maybe in your room relaxing at night, can't say, you people thik can outsmart everyone by defying God, he wo doesn't want to fight us but give love, that's your way of thanking him? you may deceive yourself by acting atheic, geez it's sad, :( please think of it.

  • @7danx Just read the Bible, it's the fastest way to become a non-believer :o)

  • I like the way this guy made a fool out of Ron Jeremy

  • dude dont tuch my porn bad BAD jesus fucker

  • thumbs up if your watching porn right now.

  • @lucass098ace excuse me? thumbs up if you would like your mom being watched by thousands of people while she's naked? huh? huh? ugly sin't it even if the pornstar does it by own will or not, the mistake it's the same. God bless you

  • Porn is amazing. Why get a girl when there's Taylor Vixen. She's just irresistible.

  • But... I love porn... Yah, I'll stick with porn

  • @TokkerProductions yeah you'll stick to hell in other words

  • Doh, of course they want young boys to stop thinking about girls and sex and stuff.. the priests want those boys to like the priests and not the girls ;)

  • @dumilfreshbrillertje please think about your comments, i know there may be priest who are wrong, but your words are despicable.

  • @7danx and yet.. my comment is filled with truth, but my words are despicable..

    Oh the irony on that..

    Nothing wrong with thinking about girls, sex, porn and all that shit.. by that standards it's wrong to think about fries, about riding a bike.. about pretty much everything..

  • when i die, fuck it i wanna go to hell, cuz im a piece of shit it aint hard to fucking tell! :D got pirates 2 in my dvd collection among other erotic movies ^^

  • How the hell are you going to call Christians and hypocrites, your always going to have an excuse saying that Christians aren't helping the world or the starving children and that's bull whit 26,000 children a night? Get your facts straight kid it's so annoying how everyone dissed christianity nobody is perfect, not even Christians and that why our true lord and savior died on the cross for us so that those sins can be forgiven! Great vid and gl with your church

  • How the he'l are

  • thumbs up if you can't stop watching porn :-p

  • women ARE objects, you should check out my gf, she loves porn, and it makes for interesting sessions. trying to change others?! you know there are 26,000 children that starve to DEATH every night on this planet? what about your christian duty to them? you got cable? what kind of car you drive? what $ do you waste on yourself and your typical american lifestyle? you fucking piece of shit hypocrite. i grew up in the church with lil bitches like you. if ppl can go to hell, you are def going. good.

  • @eternalnameless well, your girlfriend sounds interesting. Does she do ass to mouth?

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  • Respond to this video... no, but i bet your mother does- considering your grandmother did, before she was banged so hard her soul left its body and was sucked into Hell with the rest of your family. is that all bitch? or do you want to do it darling? i bet youd suck at it anyway. seriously hypocrite, why dont you figure out what you believe before you go spouting off at the mouth.

    which is your church again btw? dont feel like watching that stupid video again to figure it out.

  • @missionarypostions oh and btw, my gf also does not claim to be a little christ as you hypocrites do, and even she finds it funny that you didnt answer any of the big Qs, just acted like a little dork w/ your comment. yeah and shes interesting cause shes into sex. you must not have a very exciting wife. i wonder if your even getting Her off.

  • @missionarypostions I love this comment. Perfect! Kick them in the ass.!

  • @missionarypostions i hope it's sarcasm brother. . .

  • @missionarypostions u should change ur ways and go to church

  • @missionarypostions wow i didn't expect that kind of language from the owner of this channel

  • @IWantToKnowChrist Me either

  • @missionarypostions

    jesus christ hates other religions .

    do you understand atheism , it means a person who does not believe in the creator so they imagine a racist god so they all get scared of a racist god .

  • @eternalnameless You are the prime example of someone who has been led to think women are objects. You really don't understand what it means to truly love someone, do you. DO YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT CHRISTIANS (I'M ONE OF THEM) DO HELP THOSE LESS FORTUNATE!!! AND WE DON'T WASTE OUR MONEY ON POINTLESS THINGS. I FOR ONE HATE THE IDEA OF MAKE MONEY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING MONEY. True love is when two people are able to give themselves fully to each other.

  • @spairpartsdealer . I was more or less joking when I said women are objects- however, I guess its true that they are sexual objects in some ways, atleast objects of my desire. If you understood what true love was I doubt you would be so ready to make war against the lusters right? I dont call myself a christian b/c I know I dont desire to. now lets go on to your other rant. You live in america? what kind of car do you have? have a watch? tv? yeah? so shut the fuck up

  • @spairpartsdealer YEAH! EVERYBODY.. WE CAN LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE TO FIND ETERNAL LIFE! LOL. THE PASTOR ASKS ME IF MY GF DOES ASS TO MOUTH AND SPAIRPARTSDEALER HERE SEEMS TO ENJOY DEATH AND WAR. IM GOING TO BUILD A NEW YOUTUBE AND ITS GOING TO ALLOW PEOPLE TO MEET AND SETTLE SHIT. ID LOVE TO HAVE THAT OPTION HERE. i love my gf, i give all of myself, she just likes girls to join us, dork. and again, you spend $ on yourself before you spend it on Christ (others).

  • @eternalnameless If you think that women are objects, you are apparently in denial. What's your IQ? How many starving children have you helped save? What do you do for a living? Did you go to college? Did you finish? I'm a 24 year old woman with an IQ of 156. I went to college and graduated. I'm a well paid medical animator / educational program developer / web page author. I participate in programs for Save the Children, St. Jude, International Justice Mission and other charity programs.

  • @firebird731137 IQ 155. not as smart as my dad (rocket scientist). donate mostly to the american indian children. went to liberty for philos / theology. glad i got out, the church is the devil. dont care who you are or what your job is, you have proved nothing by sending me your 411 other than the fact that there is one more stuck up x-ian out there. assuming you are, otherwise your point is only that women are not objects? dont sound like someone id want to fuck anyways "CT"..

  • @eternalnameless i don't

     believe in "god" or "hell" so u can just go suck my 2 inch cock u bitch

  • @bobeeto64 not beleiving doesn't prevents you from going there ;) and i guess that doesn't move you since you don't believe but i insist....

  • @bobeeto64 just fak them bitch heads

  • @eternalnameless agreed! lol my girl is going into modeling! xD

  • @eternalnameless Whoa!! Defined by hatred much! I think you need to take a step back and look at the porn industry. The children who starve to death, yes that's terrible! However, the women you exploit themselves due to low self confidence and no other options, that's equally as terrible, and who on earth are you to say one is worse than the other? And there are many Christian organisations (one of the top of my head being TearFund) that do go out and help in those areas of starvation.

  • @eternalnameless Haha, it's funny cuz you called him a bitch while bitching. Who's the hypocrite now? And also, what are you doing to solve any of those problems? Besides being a wife beater of course.

  • @AlmightyPooba Your 16? have you even had sex? oh and btw- for all you little moralizing christian fakers- gather yourselves up, come to me, and ill send all of you to hell myself. i really wish there was a meet up way for youtube. a bunch of wasted lives here- id love to take you out. i feel like god is sending me to clean up this world by starting with you.

  • @eternalnameless No I haven't, but why does it matter? I almost did once, so I'm not clueless or something. I would say something rude to you about your strange satanistic christian killing thing you've got going on there, but I'd rather not start up something annoying. I'm not christian btw.

  • Pray to god

  • thumbs up if you clicked because of the picture :)

  • This Pastor looks like he masturbates.

  • Ridiculous. I mean, it's good that you show that looking at such material is sinful but it needs to be more than looking at porn. As a Pastor, you shouldn't be cussing like you did. You need to get people to come back to the Lord, teaching about Scripture, etc.

  • I never watch porn, it's just too boring anyway.:)

  • You don't speak like a pastor/Christ-like person. And you don't act that way either. It seems like this is more of a CHORE to you than something you ACTUALLY want to do. Pretty sad.

  • Great work guys!

  • You people are just plane f....ing insane, women are not objects, we can all agree on that, but trying to stop young boys to think about pussy its the same thing as trying to stop a sneeze, its just not right. :( you people make me sick

  • @miratejocity thats true but it doesn't change that fact the we shouldn't watch porn...u can have sex..but watchin it is just sick...lol

  • @miratejocity Well, I have something to say to that. You see, there's this thing called chastity. It is where a guy or a girl make a commitment to not have sex before they are married. And let me tell you something, even Catholics (I AM ONE) suffer with this problem. NONE OF US ARE PERFECT!!!!! BECAUSE WE ARE TAINTED BY SIN! You need to stop living in this world that says it's impossible BECAUSE IT ISN'T!!!! Marriages are 80% more likely to last if both partners were able to remain chaste

  • @spairpartsdealer. Catholic- ohh, now i see why yur all fucked up. and speaking of fucked, you think your wife is going to be satisfied w/ you? I bet ya I can make her cheat on you. Shel probly end up cock crazy after she trys a man w/ experience and passion.

  • @miratejocity That metaphor literally made me "lol".  xD

  • @miratejocity If you don't have more control over your thoughts than a sneeze, you are in big trouble. It's about education. At age of 12-13 we learned to pull a condom on a cucumber! It's disgracefull! If you want govt. schools, you will get more and more porn addicts in general cause kids are tought to be disconnected; choosing friends, and whoever above their family, and what really matters - their healthy ego.

  • If people really wanna stop jacking it, I would suggest working out when you get horny. Takes away the lust and you get in shape at the same time

  • Change the tumbnail.

  • To stop watching porn, I just think of black people, always disgusts me straight away...

  • @cowfloss you racist bastard!

  • @cowfloss I agree.

  • triple x church??? wtf

  • "Are you with the girlscouts?" ....DO I LOOK LIKE I'M WITH THE GIRLSCOUTS LADY?!

  • sometimes i get the urge to do it but then i just shut off the computer right after i get the urge or i go to youtube and watch a funny vid it helps and i haven't watched porn for 6 months now

  • @courtneygermany13 thats realy good keep u r going

    for me its been 4 months i haven't watched !

  • Instead of watching porn, I simply make flash games in which show sex in a more natural and realistic way with manga and anime characters who are often abused in hard core hentai. I am working on a Naruto RPG/H game in which you can after a long struggle of doing the right thing, have sex with one of them. I jstu want people to stop picture women like sex objects. I think thinking about sex is ok, but when the lines betwheen porn and reality becomes blury, thats when I kick in.

  • @SamuelThomasRanger So sex is the ultimate goal in your game? The protagonist does all the nice shit with only sex in mind... That doesn't sound better than jacking off to chicks who get paid lots of cash

  • @WlatPziupp

    I see your point, I just want people to understand the trouth behind sex, and I dont know what I was smoking when I made that comment but it is very poorly formulated, forgive me for sounding like a 14 year old virgin.

  • @SamuelThomasRanger

    What a refreshingly nice response!

    Brightened my day

  • @SamuelThomasRanger . so you dont want people to view women as objects?,... so you draw them? do you draw them real or w/ overly hot cartoon bodies?

    my gf (who is actually hot, and human.. is suggesting that sometimes in the struggle to fight whats natural to the body (desire for sex / spreading the seed to many diff people), we only get weirder or more perverted from the stress. i dont take any meds for any reason , but some anti stress/depressants lower sex drive, which could be a double win

  • how can i stop everytym i say ill stop and den i see it again hentai and then i weep that y i did it im really sad help me

  • Stop taking the piss.

  • nice action!!! we need to change!!

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