How to Pick Up Girls Q&A - Simple Tips

[thugn4zzty]

3:46 LOL what kinda sick fu....ITS BEST TO BURN IT

[rocklee955]

I'm a freshmen in high school trying to impress a girl who I'd not really talk to can u please give me some tips

[royalclub148]

Jason you are official: The Stiffmeister!

[RazXVIII]

peeped the newton, dope shit son!

[ChrizGilbert]

What about if You have a " GIRL that a FRIEND for a long time. But You just never Asked her for a date or anything. How would You Approch her . Also What About rejection how to take it?

[xochocochipxo]

"... I just did bitch!" Hahahaha oh my gosh that was wonderful

[MrWavyMontana]

Do u you guys get their # or give ur # ??? And why

[TheGentleWizard]

but i like my fleshlite

[CrackerQsComedy]

lol! i love this guy! screw everybody else! i would meet this guy more then anybody! your one funny dude! lol!

[14ACFC]

""Bet ya didn't read this comment"

"Well I just did bitch"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..

[JRoo7ful]

If you have a girl that is your friend and she's hot is there still a chance that could get with her??

[iazire]

@JRoo7ful Not if she has put you into the "Friend Zone"

[somo95]

"Well I just did bitch!"

[milllionaiire]

does jason have no soul?

[ImEvin]

@milllionaiire ?

[OneTeaspoonOfSugar]

How do girls approach guys? 

[PhysStud2011]

What i like about these guys is that they don't use elaborate openers or engage in lengthy conversations and still manage to get the numbers. It really is not that hard and this video has just proven this to me. I am a changed man. I am implementing these suggestions first thing tomorrow.

[WhaitWhattt]

same shirt!



[Ilikechickenpoop]

What if she says go away or fuck off?

THEN GO AWAY AND FUCK OFF

LMAOOOOOO

[jdfklghkjbs347678c7r]

make something like how to have sex

[MrJarjarbinks77]

@simple pick up: Life isn't easy. my dad and sister died in a accident, I battle acne/scars. I am finding the deficit of scars/acne is hard enough. After you write a eulogy and speak after you lose family, dad and sister in a accident due to drunk driving, you get over approach anxiety. After years of cold approach, things have got good but, since the disaster took place, I am having trouble. Numbers are fine but, they tend to flake quite a bit. You guys are a inspiration. Advice is appreciated.

[123Kenge]

Is raping a girl considered a bad thing or looked down upon?

[SirTorment]

@SimplePickup you should show more of you actually picking up without the editing. For all I know, you may go up and approach a girl, say something, pause the tap, in the meantime say, 'hey this is just for a youtube channel can you take out your phone' and then unpause the tape.

[limpidtan]

@SirTorment if you were a girl and a guy asked u for your number and told you that its going to be on youtube, would u give it to them? come on, use your brain man

[SirTorment]

@limpidtan Okay, fair point, but my argument still applies with different examples. E.g they might be pretending to be emos or the nerds for the camera, yet edited footage may be them telling the girl that they are not really emo or nerds and are just doing to for a dare/joke/dress up party etc. See what I mean?

[BMX2458]

i want that song and i want it know lol

[brucegxyz]

@BMX2458 its called "bring it" by jervy hou

[chrisvossen]

I got hypnotized by the dangling thingy in the background..

[askahwow]

How do you know when its time to back off of a chick when a dude thats with her starts cock blocking uncontrollably or even tries to fight you? Do you stand up and beat his ass and get the chick or back down and maybe take a hit to get the sympathy card from the girl?

[hurtuldinosaur]

Tips on how to ask a girl out?

[anime7341]

How do you be yourself and be spontaneous around women. Because I'm really nervous when I think I should go sexual talk

[123Kenge]

@anime7341 Don't think and just do it. Like he said, hesitation is the battle cry of the chronic masterburbater. Girls like guys who don't think, who just act. That displays confidence

[Brittany0414]

hot

[FINEALPHONSO]

Got any tips on closing the deal ?

[H4RD4SDI4MOND]

Hey Guys i watch these vids allot and it informational and humourous at the same time you guys are the crocodile hunters of the pickup arts. but Whats your advice on hitting on and or picking up and or just talking to CELEBRITIES cuz they are kinda like the creme de la creme of the populous right? i mean i met this one celeb who was just starting out the business but got so cuaght up that ill i got was her john handcock what is your pro advice to guys on celebs?

[SegaKoolaid0]

hey man, I'm in high school and too damn scared to ask a girl out. How do i do it?

[AdrIneX]

@SegaKoolaid0 By turning breath into words with the help of your tongue. Last time I did that it worked

[iHacksorzz]

@SegaKoolaid0 Bro just fucking do it and not give a fuck, if she doesnt like it you will lose nothing because she wasnt going to like you anyway, and if she does you are good. Just get it over with straightforward or you'll regret it in the future. SO just dont give A FUCK.

[rbell123456]

3:33 - 3:57 LMFAOOOO!

[TheeAppleMann]

What if i just wana make out with a random girl at the mall or something?

[BlaziNomad]

1:34 ROFL

[brynmatt123]

I got this girl i like but i don't no what to do please repli.

[nick26695]

do one for small guys im 5''4 :S

[faz1991]

"Bet you didn't read this comment" - well i just did bitch haaa

[frankthetankkk7]

started out slow, but it had a good message i liked.

[Courl]

"If they think you're a slut for that, fuck them! Well, I mean, don't actually fuck them but I mean.. You know what I mean"

[KrazyKeaz]

drink some shots

For a slight confidence boost :)

[killswitchfan89]

how do you tell if a girl is atleast 18 without looking like a pedo talking to her?

[twandemankesteren]

It is hard to have a chat with a girl in a loud place like a disco. How do you come in? And what if she doesn't understand you good?

[yzwme586]

"if you hesitate, you masturbate" .. wise words.. i might get that tattood on my dick

[joshdrobny]

@yzwme586 i would hesitate on that tattoo lol

[max138meeuwis]

3:26 something about cockblock

[LifeFirst]

Next, only pick up Black girls.....using a black accent.

[mtcho1991]

You said the worst thing she could say was "No", but she told me "Get away from me you fucking loser"....

[kerolification]

2:55 gotta love it xD

[Bjornnoo]

well i just did bitch hahaha

[TheBrsavage]

If you are at a party and you like a girl but you know that every other guy is trying to get her... how do you win her over or get her out of the room?

[lilmisscherry90]

@TheBrsavage take the challenge and win her over!!!

[joonyo0]

so how do you ask for a girl's numbers? just like "so what's your number?" ?

[circet]

@joonyo0 PRETTY MUCH

[lilmisscherry90]

@joonyo0 ummm how about "Hey can I have your number" it's that easy!!!

[StiffyLuvsYou]

@Emmmericaa id suggest trying around the knees. then the rest of her body is being weighted down below her.

[TyeDye07]

LmfAoo At the comment at 3:49 XD wth ?? lol

[xjxspartanxjx]

If a girl said ''Go away'' or ''fuck off'', then answer while you wakl away ''My mom told my that i must not talk to bad girls.'' . (MAGICAL TACTICS). Most of girls i have told them this thing changed me with an open mouth to tell me sorry!!! Good videos guys!!! Lets improve our skills!

[Emmmericaa]

HOW DO I PICK UP GIRLS TALLER THEN ME?? 

[jackjargent3]

@Emmmericaa  dont lol

[jathe5th]

@jackjargent3 i lol'ed!

[nick26695]

@Emmmericaa I feel your pain im 16 yrs old and 5''4 :l

[mimidmx]

how do i pick up girls at the mall ? what do i say and should i got more with a mystirous flow or ..........

[SirTakeMeToYourBed]

im 13 so how the fuck do these tips help me, well theres a first time for evertyhing

C==================3

[SuperShoplifter]

@SirTakeMeToYourBed im 13 i talk to bitches you must be a weird fucker if you think these tips dont help you

[ForeverARockstar]

@Parkourlover4now when he says " if you hesitate, you masterbate " is he telling you to actually masterbate or is insulting people who masterbate or what is he trying to tell you besides the " ___ " part

[TheBronco64x]

Fat suit!!!

[4594tube]

PICK up GIRLS wearing a FAT suit!!!

[Nicro327]

Fuck, I did this on campus and her jelous friend called the staff members.

[ForeverARockstar]

how do you ask a girl out if they think you are too fat, too ugly, etc.

[ForeverARockstar]

" if you hesitate, you masterbate " XD wtf?

[Parkourlover4now]

@ForeverARockstar its the truth man you dont hesitate at all haha

[Harelgur]

i always hesitate

[MrL0R3NZ0]

"You can't force a girl to have a conversation with you.".......Challenge Accepted.

[MiiBooMKW]

hey you have same watches:)

[1337panda77]

*puts away fleshlight...*

[FraisC]

Picking up girls while being high is one of my specialties ^_^

[Krazywoot]

Pick up

Guys?

[apolllos7]

I love how theres a christian mingle ad on this video.

[EyyItsMimi]

Why r u so fuking cute<3!!!

[129knife921]

*puts away flashlight*

[TheThurnishaley]

@129knife921 nah man he said fleshlight haha google it

[129knife921]

@TheThurnishaley dam it! lolz

[blakerowlett]

ok how do you get out of the friend zone and if not how do you stop liking that girl?

[shifta187]

@blakerowlett

1. Take action and tell her or just kiss her in a given moment (thats what I once did)

2. Stop having contact with that girl, start havin contact with other girls

[questtofreedom]

Thanks man, damn i have been screwing up. I was throwing the bodies in the ditches shit. I will burn them next time. Thanks.

[BreastsIsBest]

I'm going to use that now! "I'm going to stick a stem of a rose, up your ass, and play it like a violin!".

[orangejuice501]

lmao, 3:39 hahahaha

[orangejuice501]

lol, "you can be a man about it, or go home and cry about it"

[EJ920]

lol funny

[xx1AMG0Dxx]

pick up girls while they're at work (like waiters, girls at malls who work behind counters, etc)

[mouneac]

"if u hesitate...masturbate!"

[jajabinks1611]

its always better to get a no then illl never know

[spencdog33]

what if your a ginger

[Dicoamillo]

@spencdog33 Buy a soul at the general store

[spencdog33]

@Dicoamillo Well... I asked for one for cristmas but he didn't get me one

[113centrino]

@spencdog33 kill yoself

[MILLER6457]

Oh my god hes using a mac nome gusta

[TR1PPER85]

i pop boners as a job...

[AwEsOmE8822]

What kinda question is that 3:46

[MrSHADOWKING911]

wont read my comment

[Michiieltjuhhh]

Hahaha his shirt when he asks if he is her boyfriend: u mad?

[H3LM3TK1D]

@Michiieltjuhhh Haha, Guy in friend zone, u mad?

[MejJalTok]

wtf @ the last joke lol

[NewKidOnTheBlock100]

The video started to buffer at 0:05 ....Thank god.

[wiisalute]

if people tell me that this is creepy to do, THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS?!

[MejJalTok]

3:36 LOLO

[DJExatic]

Pick Up Girls while being Obama!

[HaloMediaRecords]

what do you do when a girl is out of your league.. and she knows that shes all that?

[YrUlUKkiNAtM34]

@HaloMediaRecords make fun little non harmful jokes about how stuck up she or girls like her are and she'll get the hint.

[asiansarecool100]

FUCKING LOL AT THAT "your friend sounds like a giant vagina

[dakota765]

Have you ever came in counter with a girl with a boyfriend? if so what do you do?

[AndyRantz]

As Seen On:

AsiansOnYouTube

[micxboi]

3:36 LMAO

[eminem252525]

how can i get a girls number in chat

[118fearless]

so what should people dress up like to pull girls? for a fancy dress party?

[littlejacobhughes]

You do realise none of this works if you're ugly as hell, right? 

[WhoElseButKris]

@littlejacobhughes Nothings perfect.

[BrownToast22]

0:05 look at that ASS!

[nithishsorock]

pick up girls while wearing masks !

[siho3333]

pick up girls while acting blind

[2009klip]

Pick Up Girls while you are horny in spido :D everybody who think like me click LIKE (Y)

[qazzy]

lol, I actually got girls interested in me when see saw my boner in my pants.

[Animurh]

i just noticed the guy talking at the start has really really small hands..

[Stonerbluesable]

well i just did, bitch! this realy gets you some extra points!

[1988lineman]

This is so dumb he's the guy that fist pumps by himself in a Honda civic. I pick up a lot of girls all the time his tips will get you bitch slapped

[yemanyaaa]

I wanna go USA T_T

[BreakTheWalll]

Srsly this works in USA. Come to Germany, any you'll be fucked (and I mean not the good way to be fucked)

[AlanfKnox]

and dont tell me that shit doesnt have an impact because i know turn downs take a hit on your game

[AlanfKnox]

how many times do you get turned down before you get discouraged?

[nerfbasha]

Pick Up Girls while being high!

[foshiz95]

@nerfbasha hell yeah. i hope they do tha tlol

[BanglishBoy]

@nerfbasha dude thats impossible..

[MrZamorak23]

@nerfbasha thats too easy l0l

[spencdog33]

what if your a ginger?

[MegaTutorial101]

Confident, That's it to attract girls.....You don't need gadgets or cars to attract women.......

[itsjustnopinionok]

The bottom rule to hitting on women is to just not care if you score with any one of them. You will learn better what to and not to say,act and feel as you get more experienced. Never tell them they r pretty. Never b good to them (not being a total jerk either). The less u care if u score the better the outcome.

[itsjustnopinionok]

Dam, how'd he know i was holding a fleshlight n my hand?

[macca1194]

I have the same Nixon watch! xD

[thelord9111]

So if you are hitting on 2 gurls, and u like one of'em, do u take both numbers, or u just say i want your number just u? or what exactly would u do? cuz it becomes awkward when it comes to that!

[imtohotforu15]

what if a "nasty girl"..i think you know what i mean..a one thats..nasty looking... comes up to you and tries getting your number, and asking you to come over to her house sometime?

[H3LM3TK1D]

@imtohotforu15 Tell her you have a girlfriend.

[drftme]

If you hesitate, you masturbate :O so ture

[rayroe777]

You're wearing a Nixon watch. Big props, nigguh,

[a084123]

Even tho i cant get girls the point he makes is right you souldnt care what girls think, As long as you dont think shes better then you , you wont get shy.As for me im nowhere near shy i just dont waste my time getting rejected.For noobs just be yourself and listin to these guys videos.As for confidence i have too much that i dont even talk to women lol there all the same to me.

[Ishwant00]

@a084123 sounds like you're very insecure and lack any real confidence

[a084123]

@Ishwant00 i guess you dont understand what im saying just cause i dont get girls and fuck around dont mean im "very insecure and lack any real confidence"i dont need a girl that does not make me weak for it im a boxer i fight and you need lots of confidence and the insecure thing where you get that from.

[TheMadMaxmusicrules]

charlee sheen has reborn

[dookiefacee]

if you hesitate, you masturbate

[bravodad62]

How do you git a girl to tickle the pickle????????

[ILockItDown]

@bravodad62 giver her a nickel!

[QluisQl]

Come to miami! Unless you already have! xD

[Totiloz]

Yeah, but you forgot to mention having a nice face and fit figure might help..

[omgimapure1]

i think the dispose of the body question was meaning to ask, how do i get her out of my house after having sex with her.

[IvoryRex]

friken laughed so hard when he read out "bet you wont read this" .... just did bitch hahahahaha

[qxezwcs]

@IvoryRex me too hahahaha

[werta06]

@mcortezzzzzzz people aren't as innocent as you think, it's been going on for a long time don't take it personal.

[hwdp209]

Then go away and fuc off hahaha :D that was funny shit

I love the boner popping guy. I applauded him :))