Lemon Dog
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  • "Maybe I'll bite your head off if you put that lime in front of my face, how'd you like that?"

  • Who the fuck cares if it's a lime??? The dog is adorable!

  • The lemon was a lime.

    

  • its a lime ya spoon

  • Sour fruits mess animal's smelling sense very heavily, it's better not to do that. Cats hate lemons and apples very much, dogs hate lemons and oranges.

  • @Kawayolnyo /watch?v=rw8CcACatSY&

  • @jimmycreamcornful

    And? That's only an exception that confirms the rule. There always be one or two exceptions. And I think that, probably, that lemon got dipped in Valerian extract or something, cats love Valerian, you know?

  • Is this how you teach a dog to growl on demand?

  • 0:18 dog- "I'm fucking warning you man" aha XD

  • thats a lime you lemon :P

  • I can't believe this...this dog is the image of my dog...it's like watching my own dog! When he gets excited he even smiles like that!

    No puedo creer esto ... este perro es la imagen de mi perro ... es como ver a mi propio perro! Cuando se emociona incluso sonríe de esa manera!

  • Leave it alone damn it!

  • That's a LIME

  • ...and in fact, while fruits are not a very good idea for the average dog's diet (too much fruit of any kind will give your dog the squits something rotten) it's unlikely to result in a danger to life or long-term health in small amounts. It's like anything else- if you can get past the odd smell, taste, look, or texture of something, you can easily acquire a taste for it.

    In conclusion, strong citrus fruits (cut) will normally result in this reaction; the dog finds it extremely unpleasant.

  • Now, if you go shoving a cut lemon in your own face, you'll notice that long before you saturate your eyeball in the acidic secretions of this yellow delight, your eyes will start to sting.

    Now imagine being at least a few thousand times more sensitive to noxious chemicals, and consider whether or not the resulting sensation could be considered 'pain'.

    I am not stating that dogs cannot eat citrus fruits (particularly oranges, as I have mentioned only lemons and limes so far)... (more)

  • Dogs have olfactory senses (smell) vastly in advance of a human. Essentially, they can 'taste' the smells in the environment around them. Their sense of smell is so strong that something a human might find merely unpleasant or striking in scent will be almost unbearably strong to a dog. Something that causes a human discomfort will effectively cause a dog pain. For this reason, most dogs normally dislike citrus juices (like lemon or lime) as they are acutely aware of the acidic smell. (more)

  • ...which is why this message is taking up a little more space- it is obviously not appropriate to the limited intellectual functions of the average web-footed hick to attempt to make a message understood with hyperbole alone, and I am forced to expound at length lest I cause further spittle and frothing on their part. What follows is a more complete explanation of my previous statement. I shall continue this communication in the next message. (more)

  • I would like to re-post a previous statement with clarifications in light of the inability of some to infer correct meaning and context from the brief post in which my arguable hyperbole was misinterpreted as inaccuracy. For the benefit of those too in-bred to fully comprehend a sentence without getting the wrong end of the stick and being frankly insulting and ignorant about it (demonstrating in subtle ways why cousins should not be allowed to breed), I have abandoned brevity altogether. (more)

  • its teeth are so white :DDDDD

  • Gostei, belo dog , ótimo vídeo. Parabéns !

  • its a fucking lime you twat ..Not a lemon

  • Why are you guys getting so worked up about this??? He didn't do anything to the dog, it was just amusing to see the dogs reaction to citrus! Jeez, people need to lighten up.

  • To anyone debating on whether or not he's happy based on the tail... fuck that, did anyone notice the teeth?!?!?! That is one pissed off puppy

  • The link I clicked said 'sarcastic laughing dog' . I wanted to see a dog laughing in a sarcastic manner, not to see it being given lemons!

  •  F u

  • Thats a nice lookin dog..what breed is it ?

  • my uncles dog does this, he smiles at you

  • @cornflakeclusters the dog isnt pissed off, its wagging its tail

  • @limit360 Just because it's wagging its tail, doesn't mean it isn't pissed off. Tail-wagging isn't always a sign of happiness.

  • @cornflakeclusters the french guy is talking about some "delicious" food, which he is presenting to the dos, which apparently dont like it

    PS i dont get the title either :P

  • @RawSwedishMeatball The man is Brazillian. He is speaking Portuguese.

  • his not laughting dogs do that just b4 they go for someone or when they dont like something

  • zele feednamondekylazeh

    popitmonzuir

    popitmonzuir

  • He's like. "Naaaaaaah, naah don't give me that shit."

  • rubbish

  • rubbish

  • @HollyHolzxx .. just dat the poor dogs nose is 4000 times sensitive , makes it sarcastic?.. cruel

  • 0:15 the dog's face :D

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  • nie dam rady :D

  • He's not an angry dog, he just doesn't like limes...

  • real sarcastic, bloody hell, should be doing stand up that dog, what ever language they were speaking, they havent quite got the concept of sarcasm. explains a lot really!

  • Poor l'il guy likes Cocoa Puffs, not limes... WTF did I miss??????

  • it hates Lemons leave it alone -.-

  • This was the most pointless video I have ever seen.

  • I used to sit with my dog nose to nose while he snarled... It was his way of playing. HE used to tease ME with his toys! He was never aggressive or show any intent to be... He was amazing with children - He'd just sit down and let them cuddle him around his neck..

  • This was SUCH a good video, literally had me in tears

  • some dogs smile and "talk" when excited. Mine does the same thing, then licks me like crazy.

  • @TheEntertainmentCOPs yeah i would agree but my german sheppard growls like hell and snarls but comes for attention and to play,at first i thought he hated me but no he was just talking to me.

  • I love the dog's look at 00:19 where he's offered a bit of lime!

    Dog: I don't think I trust you any more!!

  • papyta,papyta :D

    

  • its not laughing dog its a ' get your ass away from me before i eat you ' .

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y U GIVE DOG CUCUMBERS! lol

  • For that dog to be showing it's teeth in that way, it's obviously distressed.

  • The dog's trying to imitate a human smile, my old dog used to do the same, he's wagging his tail so he's happy and friendly.

  • @astrophonix Dogs don't try to imitate human smiles...

  • that dog's very close to taking a bite out of that guy!

  • looks angry more than sarcastic. xD

  • hehe looks more like he is going to bite off your balls tonight , sleep well budy , sarcastic lol you will get your sarcastic tomorrow hahahahaaaaa

  • @Twerkteam42 it wasn't a lemon, it was a lime, lemons are yellow

  • where's the laughing?

  • I like the bit when it laughed.

  • haha wow

  • hes growling

  • Rubbish!

    

  • Beautiful dog lol

  • yeah showing teeth just means either get away from me i need space if it's towards a person or get that thing away from me if it's an object it don't like :) a threat is when it growls with teeth and then barks and then bites you :)

  • its showing its teeth cause it doesn't like the lime. its not getting angry its just telling the owner "i don't like this" its not getting angry

  • where is the laughing? your dog is warning you to back off.

  • dude your dog hates you when he bares his teeth he's not recognising you as the owner :0

  • the dog:umm yea i dont understand you dont point that lemon at me!

    person:it ok it tast good yea you like it

    the dog:i will bite you!

    person : it ok good boy/girl :)

  • oh my god! My dog is just like that! And so vocal tooo!

  • wth the dog wasn't even Laughing but ive gotta say a pretty good vid

  • @ambermariehansen it is portugueses you donkey im from brazil and that is deff portuguese original from brazil not portugal you donkey, your ignorance is even more amusing because your making a full of your self telling him off when you dont fucking know your self you donkey

  • @MrViolentlyHappy well excuse me for not having any english class as a french guy and be learning english on my own ... i said get lost!!

  • chinelada.

  • @ambermariehansen well most people on here seem to think its portugese, so shut up

  • stupid cunt probs squirted lime at it

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  • only a french person would try feed a dog lemon

  • @AndrosForever Only a dweeb would think a lime is a lemon x

  • If it was mad why does it wag its tail o.O

  • @GTLx16 : That wag is not a happy wag. Ever smile when you're angry, laugh when you're scared, or cry when you're happy?

    Dogs do NOT like citrus - it causes them pain. For his next trick, the video poster will pepper-spray a baby for laughs.

  • @WhiteHawkUK Quit spreading your bullshit animal expert wanna be shit.

    My dog eats oranges so stfu.

  • @cleve101 : They will happily eat chocolate too as they like the taste, but 50g of good chocolate will be enough to kill an average dog, so what point are you trying to make? Let me guess: that you are a mouthy fucking idiot, perhaps? I can tell your parents must have been close. Were they related, perhaps?

  • @WhiteHawkUK Wow personal remarks about my family...

    Way to stay on topic, at least I know you are a bullshit wanna be animal expert because my vet actually said it's ok to feed my dog oranges. And no shit sherlock, everyone knows chocolate can kill a dog.

    The point I've already made is you stupid wanna be animal experts spread incorrect information all the time, you are 1 of thousands that do.

    Thanks for the personal remarks though, I can tell you're real grown up.

  • @cleve101 I don't mind stooping to your leve You have demonstrated a complete lack of reading comprehension. I did not state that dogs are unable to eat oranges. Curry will birth my eyes if waved in my face, but that doesn't stop me developing a taste foot it. Perhaps the in-breeding issue affects more than your social skills?

  • @WhiteHawkUK Why do you resort to personal remarks rather than talking about the subject at hand? Is it because I have shown the world yet again another falsifier of information? and you did pretty much say they cannot eat citrus I'll copy n paste for ya big guy :D. '' Dogs do NOT like citrus - it causes them pain ''

    See how I kept on topic without using ONE personal remark? It's called maturity, staying focused on a subject, taking omega 3 ,6 and 9's to have proper brain function, ect.

  • @cleve101 : ...and once again, I only stooped to your level. Change tact all you like, but don't act like you did not start the trash talk.

    Now please explain how an animal with exponentially greater olfactory senses than you would not find citric acid unpleasant if not acclimatised, then show me where I said that dogs are unable to eat oranges.

  • @cleve101 : I will have to take a break from this exchange for a while. Not that I am not enjoying it, but typing on my phone in a moving vehicle is proving to be a little frustrating. I am losing the battle with Swype's auto-complete... heh.

  • @cleve101 : Okay, I've finally found the time to make up for the little issue that caused you to soil yourself in an apoplectic fit of foul language and accuracy accusations. For a full and unabridged explanation of the sentence that caused you to ruin your cotton best, I would normally require substantially more space than is afforded in the comments text boxes on Youtube, but I have rendered it down to a version that you should be comfortable with, spread across several comments.

    Better now?

  • @WhiteHawkUK Woah... you really put effort into this,

    If it does cause all dogs such pain and discomfort,

    Explain my awesome dogs citrus delicacy of lemons OR oranges with his meaty lunch?

    Clearly that just disproves that EVERY dog does not feel pain from citrus.

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  • @cleve101 : A point I can reasonably concede. After all, I happily stuff my face with curry, and I find the pain of eating it pleasurable.

    That is quite a different way to make a point than your first message, too. I appreciate it. ;)

  • get the camera off, is like you scare it and then reward it wt...

  • so why does it hate lime so much?

  • @MrViolentlyHappy oh yeah your right, happy now? good now get lost

  • @MrViolentlyHappy 0 is the number of fucks i give...

  • i hope your stupid dog has died.

  • @crackyoup you sir are an asshole.. i hope to god you dont own animals.

  • PRESS 4 THEN 7! IT HAS TO BE OUT OF FULL SCREEN! IT SOUNDS LIKE HES EATING SOMEHTING PLASTIC BUT ITS BONES or something....

  • @ambermariehansen That's not even italian lol...... sounds like either spanish or portuguese

  • Oh my goodness, what a cute dog!!

  • 00:21 'b!tches'

  • he look! hi mum:D

  • The memory of how lemon tastes is causing her to make that face. It's just the sour face =P

  • Hes not speaking french..

  • That dog is beautiful and has real charator :)

  • The question is... does it blend?

  • haha its all good my dog pulls the same face when he catches a whiff of peppercorns as they makes him sneeze. he's not pissed off he's just like "fuck that shit"

  • it's the lime that it doesn't want

  • its not french its portugese where i come from but brazil an from portugal not brazilian

  • just get the fucking lime out of its face frenchy

  • ....umm im pretty sure that guy was the only one laughing.......

  • it probably does it because you feed it treats every time it does it. derp.

  • it's portuguese... 

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  • lol my dog does this too i looked up why and its actually a submissive and some times nervous behavior that dogs do like when ppl give a nervous smile :) if the dog dog was in fact "pissed" or planning to kill the owner he would have done it by now or at least bitten him... especially with that lime being shoved in his face repeatedly -.-

  • it hates you

  • oh!!! hes laughing!! *cough* *cough* bullshit *cough*

  • Doesn't look like laughing to me.

  • SHUT UP AND FEED ME. >:V

  • Press 6 for MILF!!

  • I don't know which end to trust.

  • shes one of those dogs who want it but know the after effect....but still wants it!!! lol.... gave my dog a banana pepper when he was a pup and now he knows that its nasty and will make that same face.......

  • he hates limes lol

  • It didnt even laugh...

  • 00:08 denied!

  • i think this dog really hates french people

  • @multitudinal that's not french..

  • @multitudinal

    thats not french......

  • @multitudinal He is speaking brazilian portuguese......

  • @multitudinal I don't thinks thats french...

  • @multitudinal Brazzillian

  • @multitudinal

    Who doesnt?

  • @multitudinal Too bad the owner is not speaking french at all.

  • @multitudinal dude it's not french it's italian!

  • @DanJonesKing i dont give a bloody fuck can people please stop commenting on my comment

  • @multitudinal well i was trying to help you not to look like a stupid moron ... but hey , it's your call

  • @DanJonesKing not being able to speak french and/or whatever language it actually is does not make a person a stupid moron. it just means you cant speak every language in the world, which is not an uncommon trait.

  • @multitudinal WHO DONT?

  • @multitudinal It's PORTUGUESE........ º~º

  • @multitudinal learn your languages before you say things and comment.

  • @CHILEPERU17 yeah because im sure you know every language on the fucking planet or you wouldnt ever comment

  • are you gonna cook him fucking chinese

  • @Culfroid racist much?

  • lol tail says happy face says pissed

  • @Harry1love Actually, tail says he's conflicted and preparing for aggression.

    Think about it. He clearly hates lemons and this asshole keeps putting one in his face. For FUN. Hell, I want to bite that dickwad myself.

  • I bet the dog smiles when he's angry. It seems like he has it backwards, lol.

  • that just mean he clearly doesent like it

  • is showing his teeth kind of threaten?

  • so he doesnt like lime lol :L

  • It's pretty clear he is not a fan citris.

  • you are forever the chinelada guy

  • dude it looks pissed off

  • @7deadlysinslust - the dog is smiling and wagging its tail

  • @7deadlysinslust yeah that dogs pissed off my dog does it when she gets pissed off lol

  • @7deadlysinslust

    It's because it's reacting to the smell.

  • @7deadlysinslust he is wagging his tail

  • filmed with the first camera phone ever made

  • @jjrrhh11 u blind? the video quality is fine lol...

  • @wodka450 everytime i watch it , it skips but no other vids do !!

  • Chinelada xD

  • so cute!!

  • what type of dog is that?

  • @disturbed4ever2 its called 'what the fuck' breed

  • lol, what a lovely dog :) They have the ability to smell a lot better than us, so can pick up the evil sour smell of the mint and lime right away and recoil in horror. And yes... if the sour things are left on the floor the dog will eventually always eat them :)

  • my dog literally looks exactly like that

  • I don't know much about dog behavior so it freaks me out when they do that. I can't tell if they're happy or about to bite my head off.

  • aw, what a beautiful dog!

  • My grandmas dog (that died :( ) did the same thing with mustard lol.

  • @jayray2826

    your grandma's Dog is in a better place now, waiting for you and grandma to come.