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  • Lol

  • Where's Peter n max

  • We just burned the halloween chicken...

  • WHERE THE HELL WAS PETER?!?!

  • Thumbs up if ur watching (or watched) this in halloween 2011!

  • I now have a halloween chicken every year

  • @kenko61

    Pretty much, it got a little better over time, but yeah, it was definitely one of Jon's worst show/spinoff.

  • i didnt know Clyde was in Saw...

    (reference to arby n the chief!)

  • I've never had Halloween chicken before.

  • Lmao "balls tickled forever"?

  • "on the contrary, the games have just begun! hehehehehehe ahhhhhhhh... hehehehehe..."

    LOL

  • lol "your fate is sealed and your balls shall be tickled forever... Game over"

  • "If you do not overcome your fear of doorknobs and open the door in front of you will close" Wtf?

  • @offhisleash That's actually what you heard?

  • Though he's a raging cynic.. or so he portrays.. Jon CJG is hilarious.

  • "We just overcooked the halloween.... chicken.

  • @XThexEmptinessX tecnacly season 7,the show thing still thinks LA (that disgracefull piece of BS) was season 4

  • Who let Donut in the movie?

  • the saw person sounds like that hacker from arby n the chief Cheaters

  • @Assin4536 Hmm I wonder if that's like that because all three shows (One Life Remaining, Hard Justice and Arby n the Chief) are made by the same people O.o

  • @XMoNzTaX Jon maybe?

  • @fatal33ty Exactly lol :P

  • that was scariest shit ive ever seen

  • 2:25 slenderman

  • I bet Chad was watching the remake of Saw. After all, Saw 7 was the last in the series.

  • ummm bernard and eddie from hard justice?

  • goddam those were the good days of machinima

  • haha i love how the two series are combined, awsome work, ahhhhhhh my baaallls!

  • ahhhhhhhhhhh mi balls

  • jon, did u realize that after u quit arby n the chief, ur view went down....

  • @2codmod jon didnt quit arby n chief, it has season 6 if you havnt noticed

  • this is the scariest movie ive ever seen

    agreed

    are we watching the same movie here?

  • i fucking knew it they were gonna watch the movie togheter

  • i miss one life remaining, i wish it hadnt gotten all scary and complex though. just everyday life for a guy

  • hmmm... 69 dislikes... better make it 70

  • THIS IS NO ARBY AND THE CHIEF!

  • @poopless3 NO SHIT SHERLOCK

  • @poopless3 lmao

  • DUDE. You are gonna' make me have nightmares, and stuff...

  • how u make this

  • 68 people couldnt open the doorknob and got their balls tickled

  • @Zerker62 69 people got their scrotums tickled now... :O EWWWWWWWWWW

  • cops: "everything okay in here?"

    guy: " absolutely *cough*, we just overcooked the Halloween chicken."

    Haa I lolled at that so hard!

  • Man I miss hard justice, and I stopped caring for One life remaining because of the poor scrip and horrible actors :'(

  • @TheCommentGuy8

    Sorry about this response being way off, but can I ask how One Life Remaining has poor script? I find the script to be brilliant . . .

    I don't care about the actors, they are all Jon anyway even the girls.

  • The ball tickler guy sounds like Doc from red vs blue

  • i actually just shit my pants. in a bad way.

  • @ngilford1 Theres a good way!?

  • Hey I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan and that you have inspired me to start my own web series. And the rest of you can check out the first two episodes if you want on my channel, and give me some feedback good or bad

  • Jon please make a saw movie

  • what the hell do charity donations have to do with how scary that movie was

  • "On the contrary the games have just begun!" Scary shit dude!

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki Not quite sure that I agree with your use of the word 'petition' to describe your little personal quest, main difference being is that petitions usually aim to accomplish something of worth or help to the community, whereas you are just begging for something of personal gain. Shame on you... Also, you are a hypocrite of biblical proportions...

  • wtf

  • this is too fckin scary!!

  • Oh, and plz gimme your facebook so I can like :)

  • Lol @ video

    Lol @ Cheese cuz he's a little bitch who has nothing better to do than whine on YouTube and not answer his own questions. I hope you get your tatoo, John.

  • hahahahahahah balls for life

  • ive seen all the saw movies :p

  • I'ma smokin' that fat ass joint!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:45 like Wilford Brimley?

  • why is donut on macinima

  • I like how most of his vids have the same music, reminds me of arby n the chief. :P

  • I bet nobody will notice this comment.

  • @MrRofl32 i did :)

  • Hey Jon I just wanted to say that Im a big fan and ur series has inspired me to make my own show, so thanks, and the rest of you guys can check out the first three episodes if you want on my channel, and give me some feedback good or bad

  • Playstation, it does everything, except halo

  • @gernir THEN ITS NOT WORTH PLAYING

  • @gernir and left 4 dead

  • @gernir and have an unhackable online system

  • Guys please help me out, me and my mom made a bet, If I get 1,000 likes I can get a tattoo. this isn't fake or some robot advertisement bullshit. It's legit please help me out. Thanks.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    What happens if you lose?

    And if you still live with your mom, your not old enough for tattoos. This is bullshit.

  • @CheeseWithMold I'm 15 turning 16 soon. I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to get my last name on my back. If I lose I don't get it. If I win, I get it. Simple enough. If you're going to be a dickhead and criitisize me over my age then go kill yourself. Age is a number. I'm sure at my age you wanted a tattoo, or a piercing or something that you "weren't old enough to have." Funny because I saw an 8th grader with a tattoo. I'm in 10th. Go fuck yourself pal.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    No I certainly will not "fuck myself" or "kill myself". If you think you deserve a tattoo, wtv go ahead. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I still believe you are faking all this bullshit for the fact that I completely will not accept the fact that your mom, whatever her teaching habits are (and Im sure their excellent, considering her 16 year old sun is trying to curse out some guy over the internet), will agree to the idea of you getting a tattoo over something as

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    ...small as getting 1000 likes on a random internet video. So please, get off the internet if this is the way that you are earning your real life privileges.

  • @CheeseWithMold It's actually on Facebook. The link was removed from my comment, or it wasn't posted somehow. My mom has Facebook, I have Facebook. It'd be a fun bet. Either way I'm getting it for my birthday. If Iget the 1000 likes then I can get it sooner. "Get off the internet for your real life privileges." No thanks bud. How old are you again? You forgot to mention.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    Can you not read? You quoted me completely wrong. I specifically said "Get off the internet if this is the way that you are earning your real life privelages". And my "offer" still stands. Get off the internet. Even if this wasn't on youtube and is on facebook as you say, its still the internet, is it not? And can you not wait until your birthday to get your tattoo. Are you seriously that ignorant? Do you seriously have that little patience that you cannot wait

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    a few months to get something like a tattoo? Is it really that special to you? If it is, then you should still leave the internet.

    And does it matter what my age is? Is that another thing that you cannot wait to get the answer for? And it doesn't make a difference if im 20 or 12. Does it? Or would you simply respond "GET OFF THE INTERNET KID AND COLOR YOUR BOOK". Im pretty sure you would. So allow me to reply saying im 14 (which Im not), and see how you respond.

  • @CheeseWithMold If you were younger then me? I'd LOL At you for saying some bullshit like "Don't you think you aren't old enough for that?" Or whatever you said previously. It doesn't matter one's age, unless they're going to start going on with the "You need to be this old to do this." Yeah, It's important to me? That's obviously why I'm getting it. If it wasn't I wouldn't be wasting, time, money, or taking the pain that it takes to get the thing done now would I?

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    Did I even hint at saying that you were too young for a tattoo? Are you though? No. I think 16 is the perfect age to get one. I didn't get one though, and never will. I didn't even say any bullshit like "Don't you think you aren't old enough for that?" now did I?

    And the next thing I would like to point out is that sentence you typed, "Yeah its important to me? (question mark...) That's obviously why I'm getting it" and then you decide to add "If it wasn't I wouldn't be..."

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    Now the rest of that sentence does not agree with the subject at hand does it? Hell, it doesn't even agree with the previous statement! If you actually meant to say that then that means that my age is important to you because you want to get the tattoo...So apparently, by your standards, you need my permission to get the tattoo... Great job man...You decide to STILL reply to my comment, and you fail at giving a proper response! I would consider you don't reply again.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    You know what, screw it, I did say you weren't old if you lived with your mom still. Yes I failed at that point, but its still you that doesn't quite understand what im getting at. You know what fuck it!

  • @CheeseWithMold What if I was older? Maybe I'm going through problems in real life right now. You don't know everbody's story. Just because someone is older and live's with their parents doesn't make them a loser. Learn that. What is the point that you're trying to make here to me?

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    You just went form one god damn topic to another! I didn't say you were a loser and I didn't say I knew your life story, did I? And if you were going through real life problems such as poverty (I hope not) then why would you ask for a tattoo in the first place? Why wouldn't you save that money up and contribute it to your parents. And the point that im trying to make is that getting your privileges through the internet is NOT the correct way to earn them! You have to earn

  • @CheeseWithMold You haven't offended me, you entertained me. Ever hear of a petition? THAT'S BASICALLY THE SAME FUCKING THING MORON. Except it's for me to get a tattoo. It's a fucking friendly game. My mom said if I can get a 1000 likes then I can get my tattoo early.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    Fuck it, Im done arguing with you. Never In my life have I met someone as ignorant, brainless, and egocentric as you! You make the stupidest comments, you cannot give a proper response to anything (and you drift off topic CONSTANTLY), and apparently its all about you. Why not instead of using that money for a tattoo, you could have donated or something. Tattoos are worthless and don't prove anything. Go ahead get one I don't give a fuck. Im done with this conversation.

  • @CheeseWithMold Donated the money? You mean MY HARD EARNED MONEY? That I work for? To give it away? Hey pal, why don't you do the same? Fuck it, why don't I just work for free instead? Go off topic? I make valid statements about every sentence that you state. I respond to each sentence. Tattoos are pointless? So is fighting over the internet and look at what you're doing. Sitting here arguing with a 15 year old. Smfh @ you. It show's pride moron. It's body modification. I can give to fucks what

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    Im the one arguing over the internet? Ive tried to end this argument fucking twice! AND YOUR FUCKING CONTINUING IT! ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?! AND I WAS SUGGESTING SOMETHING YOU DUMBFUCK! Motherfucker, theres no reason to not donate your money to the less fortunate. If your family is rich enough to get you a tattoo when you are 15, im pretty fucking sure you can spare a few bucks you egotistic son of a bitch. And yes, you do fucking go off topic smartass, why don't

  • @CheeseWithMold My family is rich enough for a tattoo? They aren't expensive moron. I'm paying for it myself anyway. I'm not going to work my ass off just to donate to the less fortunate. Fuck that, and fuck you. Stop commenting back if you don't want to argue. Fucking idiot it's that simple.

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  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    Alright, thats my mistake. Ill admit that i made a mistake with the tattoo thing. And apparently you would never donate to any one or anything. This leads me to believe that you and your family are spoiled. And your probably the most egocentric (yes I am repeating shit), stupid, idiotic, ignorant, rejected, 15 year old kid I have ever seen/met! I cannot stress how much your personality describes these words. AAnd one more question, do you believe in an afterlife? I sure as h

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    ...I really hope you don't---no fuck that. I really hope that you DO believe in an afterlife, and I really hope there is an afterlife, so the people in heaven can just sit back and relax, while you and the people like you burn in hell while no one gives a shit. Let me ask you another question, have you ever, in your teenage years, helped ANYONE? Just ANYONE? Out of the goodness of your dead-cold fucking heart? I would love to know this answer. Please, for once, reply. And

  • @CheeseWithMold I have donated before, but I'm not gonna spend my money that I'm saving to donate? Wtf? The afterlife. Tsk tsk tsk at you. Me getting a tattoo won't send me to hell moron. It's body bodification. You do it everyday. Brush your teeth. Exercise. Brush your hair. Just in a less form. I have stretched ears, and I'm getting a tattoo. Body art isn't a sin. Plus, IT'S MY LAST NAME ON MY BACK.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    IM NOT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BODY ART BEING A SIN! Im stating that I doubt that you even fucking helped anyone in your lifetime just for the hell of it, and thus, this would lead you to go to hell. And you have donated before? Are you sure about that? You sure your dad just didn't give you the money to donate it? Cuz that doesn't count. And even if you did donate, when, and how much? To whom? Answer me these questions, and I will definitely believe that you have donated.

  • @CheeseWithMold I play RSPS. Runescape private servers. I donated over $200 because the site was about to go down. Post your MSN, and I'll send you pics of the paypal reciepts if you want me too. EVERYDAY. I go to WaWa, before school and get a Raspberry Ice tea, and some gum. I pay with a 5. The total is like 3 something. You know that little jar for Childrens Hospital? Yeah, everyday the recieve three dollars from me. That's 15 bucks a week. That's a new pair of gauges for me. Instead I donate.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    No, everyday they recieve (or so you say) 2 dollars from you. Not 3. Do your math right. And thats 14 bucks a week. Not 15. And donating to a game doesn't count. But I suppose 14 dollars a week is good enough. But if you do donate 14 bucks a week (IDK why, but I doubt this), why did you state before that "why you would give your fucking hard earned money to a donation?"? It doesn't make sense to me. But Im done with this. I hope to God that you learned a lesson.

  • @CheeseWithMold $5? That's change. I'm not going to donate my savings which is $100-500 that I have saved for a tattoo to some charity. HERE GUYS, HERE'S THE LAST FEW WEEKS OF MY PAY. NBD. 15 YEAR OLD BOY GETTING PAYED LIKE 2.50 AN HOUR YANO?

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    The average minimum wage is 7.50 an hour. I have no idea what you are talking about. And I believe you misunderstood me wrong "somehow", you said that you buy something for 3 bucks, and you pay 5 bucks. Right? Thats 2 dollars change. And you said you donate that to "the" childrens hospital. And if you buy that tea or whatever every day for the week, thats 7*2, which is 14 dollars. Whatever, I honestly don't care anymore. Don't reply, because I won't even bother.

  • @CheeseWithMold I know.. I wasn't being serious. Smfh @ you. I did my math wrong. I meant I pay 2 dollars and get 3 dollars change. I messed up. BIG DEAL. So answer your own questions. DO YOU DONATE TO CHARITYS?

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki How did you get donating to charities out of this?

  • @AceofSpad3sking1994 AAsk that fucking moron Cheese. He's the one that told me I should donate my hard earned money.

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  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    I expect a reply very early. Don't you dare fucking go search the internet for someplace to donate.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    you stop being so fucking lazy and check yourself?! And I can't bear to fucking say this again, even though I stated it a few moments before. IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS FUCKING ARGUING ACROSS THE INTERNET! Are you fucking kidding me? Either stop replying to me, shut the fuck up (same thing), or commit suicide. And I REALLY hope that you go ahead with the 3rd one. I have lost all fucking respect for you at this point. Go fucking hang yourself or something. Im sure that no one

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    not even your family will give a shit!

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    Oh yah, one more thing, I will still give you the opportunity to fucking stop replying to my comments. And if you are that FUCKING self centered, then I highly recommend you commit suicide. Normally I wouldn't send suicide offerings across the internet, but you are just fucking different. And not in the good way. And I even would go to helping people with thoughts of suicide, but I HIGHLY recommend that you commit suicide.

    Oh yah, and to that hard earned money thing,

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    I highly doubt you word SO FUCKING HARD!!!!

  • @CheeseWithMold You think. you're nothing to me.

  • @JohnTheTankRutecki

    them! Make sure your parents will know what you are going through. And if I offended you I am deeply sorry.

  • @CheeseWithMold ROFL! You pwnd him m8. Nice one.

  • For some reason i just knew that they would sit down and watch the movie all together. I feel like dickslapping mothers.

  • "oh its not smoke we just....overcooked the halloween chicken"

  • Hey Jon I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of the show and that you have inspired me to make my own web series, so thanks and the rest of you guys can check out the first two episodes on my channel, and give me some feedback good or bad

  • never gone before? to a gay boy?

  • the holloween chicken!!?? genius!!!!

  • LOL that was fucking awesome

  • Dude that was intense!!!!!

  • Its haloween not holloween

  • I thought Bernard was smart :O

    I understand Teddy, but Bernard is smart.

  • @Bi2Tsar i think the blue guy's name is eddie bro

  • i am fucking terrified now i wont be able to go to sleep

  • @natalater1 Omg same here!

  • I just realized that the two cops are from Hard Justice xD

  • awesome starts at 2:13

  • Im starting to think Noble team will never destroy the cruiser

  • lol his poor poor scrotum

    shit i was loling

  • a dude tickiling some guys balls? thats not scary at all but its funny as shit

  • @crazy4speed54 i was screaming in terror

  • HAHAHA

  • That reminds me of my Halloween :D

  • @CryTheRavens

    My mistake, it was still funny though

  • Haha, it's about time Anthony and Chad got together with Max and Eddy

  • @Maxx4609 it was Bernard and Eddy.

  • omg references

  • @MegaNattyboy yes, yes we are.

  • Oh god just  thinking about my balls already tickle...

  • " the door is sealed and your balls will be tickled forever"

    LOL i havent loled that hard in a while!

  • like for the beginning description

  • "A little bit? its like silent hill in this apartment" LOL

  • I lost the g...*shot*

  • He has quick and slinder fingers

  • It wud b kewl that there where TV's and PC's for forge.

  • The pumpkin sucked me into a never ending journey.

  • Are we all watching the same movie here?

  • @MrFalloutforlife why did he say that i didnt understand

  • sry i disliked it i just dont like saw ok and i know itll only play sound buts thats just a scary ROFL

  • Now ur balls will be tickled forever.

    This is the scariest movie ever.

    Eddie nd Bernard: Agreed

    XD

  • WTF Balls getting tickled i wonder who wants to touch da ballz...

  • @hanelox a gay person O.o

  • Lol i know this is random but still everyone has to play games like dead space left 4 dead and shit like that on halloween

  • Anyone think he should make another this year?

    Cos I sure as hell do!

  • someone save that guys balls!!!!

  • HALOween is scary..

  • @jeppewie1206

    fail

  • the 62 people who disliked will have their bawls tickled forever

  • @49677severman and that is bad?

  • @jbludwick21 only on Thursdays ...

  • @49677severman add 3 more to that please

  • Hi There!

    AHH!

  • why not dip his nuts in a kettle after being boiled? or put em in a fry pan or blender

  • why not dip his nuts in a kettle after being boiled?

  • WTF wheres Peter

  • awsme job man

    

  • LOL

  • WTF! Alrgiht fuckit I love it

  • lolz

  • OMG I LOVE ONE LIFE REMAINING OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOM GOM GOM GhnRGEghiasgeGEHIPäseguy wnVEI5q3IJNTJÖWLG

  • @MRboooogeyman ikr?

  • are we all watching the same movie here? lol

  • @monstarja are we

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  • @kattekind1 ... you do realize it isnt supposed to be EXACTLY like halo right?

  • @Freak0fnatur3 lowl i was joking and wondering if some fan boys would get angry on me xd

  • @kattekind1 then say so. People will think your a twat

  • @bionicle2122 so what i hoped some fan boys freaked out and i could have a laugh