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From: Dirtyjay
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  • You're very funny- all these haters are small pricked virgins

  • a sponge bath on the sofa? LOL

  • Wanna girlfriend? Kill her cat!

  • DIRTy Jay ay....Is GAY yay yay

  • Thats soo bad

  • 37 seconds haha o ya ur a man buahaha

  • hahaha you killed my cat!

  • great job

  • LMAO

  • jajjaa este gordo me ace reir de kada mamada ke saka

  • I F'N LOVE DIRTY J.. HIllarious..and cool. Cant wait for more...!

  • he got me on this one its been done before butt his was foxin funny as hel lol!

  • dirty gay

  • $i have a penis and testicles and i wanna put them in ur Lady Hole$

  • lmao a deep part of me and it's not my anus lmao X[)

  • how much you pay the girls to bee in your show ?

  • nothing, he's pimp like that

  • IM WAITING FOR MORE!!

  • igitt dieser jay ist ja voll schirch und eklig!!!!

  • lol yeah... you do that.

  • LOL "I have a penis and testicals, and i want to put them in your lady hole". LOL

  • hahahahaha 37 seconds later.....

  • what a fucking fag

  • can the cat really die from that thing?

    -_-

  • he always has a sexy talk with girls

  • Looking for something off the wall?

    _fastloverfun -dot- com_

  • she is too hot chick!!!

  • rofl!

  • is he from the alltel commercial?

  • my man made me cry allot..that's why am so in deep love with him lol

  • That was just funny. No sane girl would ever fall in lust over being degraded and abused. "A little murder" huh? The cat murder was probably the only thing I didn't laugh outright at. Don't get me wrong, it was amusing, but fake blood always freaks me out.

  • Well, I can fully confirm Dirtyjay's advice from my own experience. Basically, I went through the same thing: being a "nice guy", wondering why my female "friends" prefered complete jerks as their lovers. It's only when I dropped that submissive attitude and showed I could be an asshole, too, that I really began to score high. Girls WANT to be dominated -- don't kid yourself into believing otherwise. There's plenty of reasons for that, some of which derive from our evolutionary heritage.

  • Jerks and assholes are one thing - being abused and degraded is another thing entirely. And no, not all women want to be dominated. Sure, there are plenty who do, but certainly not all. You're the one who shouldn't kid yourself into believing otherwise. All you'll get from that shit is a date and maybe a quick fuck. But I suppose that's all you want, anyway.

  • Well, that's Dirtyjay's point entirely: You wanna score high, don't be a "nice guy"... otherwise, you'll find yourself stuck in "friendship" more often than you like.

    So at the end, by and large, you DO agree with what we're saying here. Right?

  • No. Not at all. I took this as a hilarious parody - saying that this is utter bullshit and would never work. The great majority of women do not want to be dominated - you're delusional. And DirtyJay is running a COMEDY series, not an advice column.

  • Well, my personal experience contradicts your prediction about what women want and proves Dirtyjay right. And you too agree with him in so far as you do admit that (quote) "plenty" of women want to be dominated. So there IS some truth to this, even from your POV.

    Of course this video is a parodistic way to put it, with lots of hyperbole added in order to make ridicule of... of what? Right: of THIS FACT!

    Just because it's comedy doesn't mean it's pure nonsense with no relation to reality.

  • true happened 2 me lol but bad grades hapen then its time to go back lol im cool though lol

  • Women want men who are dominant... if want her you have to fight for her... the prince didn't get the princess untill after kicking the dragon's ass lol

  • tits or gtfo

  • so so true..

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA soooo true

  • i saw a nipple o.o

  • jajajjaja 37 secons jajajaj

  • if it was only that simple lol but it was darn funny xD

  • ah..ha..hee...ho...ha...

  • buy crack

  • ROFL dirty jay is da man!

  • I need more videos!! Please make some more.

  • Will you call? LOL.

  • damnit this is so fuckin funny even if it dose make fun of women

  • ahh man thats how it happens with me too

  • the funniest thing is. In your videos is always a bit truth XD. And 37 Seconds XD!!! great lol

  • sweet!! make more dirty jay vids please they are awesome

  • he is funny

  • isnt this the guy from the altell commercials?

  • Yep, though they've replaced him in the recent commercials.

  • i think ur gay

  • 37 secs lol!

  • Hey that's the TURD from those STUPID Alltel cell phone commercials! I had a feeling he'd become a Partnered PRICK sooner or later.

  • haha he's friggen awesome

  • o yeah thats the guy from the phone comercials!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why  does that guy remind me of ross the intern from jay leno???????????????

  • HAHAHAHA so randomly funny

  • i wanna kill cats..

  • me too!!!!

  • how do you get promoted?

  • Lol 37 secs

  • IS THAT A REAL CAT... ZOMG?

  • pretty funny

  • lol! that was funny

  • i would never want to ruin our friendship with something so amazing as mind blowing sex. lmfao

  • Hi can you plz subscribe to me. I'm new to youtube and would love to get started..it will mean a lot

  • YO! It's the Sprint guy...lol. Anyway, this was a good one.

  • All I can say is; wow xD

  • Pardom me fluffy lolololol

  • Lol, I hope one of my guy friends doesn't accuse me of doing something like being a friend forever. xD

  • haha i heard u got molested by local priest

  • but it makes me feel so much better about myself...especially when i kickmy new puppy. nice and soft; it just absorbs the impact.

  • dude that's pretty fucked up man.

  • "I would never want to ruin our friendship with something so amazing as mind-blowing sex...don't you agree?"

    "Yee-eeees...?" *lol*

    Like the old saying goes, it's funny because it's true. Politeness, sensitivity, thoughtfulness...most guys learn the hard way how little these things mean to women. Just kill the cat! Or change your name to Tank.

  • "tank" Hahahahahaha

  • LOL XD

  • that friend thing is true

  • There is some truth to the whole friends thing with women...

  • super good quality

  • love this stupidity! ;D

  • lmfao 37 seconds

  • shit i cribed to yer channel

  • if that means what i think it means, then me too

  • cooolll

  • woah lmao

  • LOL I'm not talking about my anus, this time.

    That blonde cick was sexy and dirty jay used major reverse psychology to her having mind blowing sex for 45 seconds and that's how he became dirty jay.

  • Michael Bush, I liked you better as the sprint geek. :(

  • cool! hehehehe she was all over you :)

  • Coolest guy ever!

  • Nice vid =P bit gross too but its funny =)

  • dirty jay vids are most funniest vids in youtube

  • holy the chick is so hot, 1:32 almost see the nipple or that is the nipple, cant see clearly...

  • lol 37sec

  • booooooo

  • 1;33 i see the girl right breast

  • lady hole

  • funny

  • Yeah Busch!

  • This is a step up from being the "Sprint" guy. Hopefully he won't known for just that...

  • i knew he was from something.sprint i remember that

  • i know right watch him be in a movie one day

  • Dirtyjay, aren't you that actor from the cell phone commercials that got killed?

  • hey dirty jay my ass is on fire for u!

  • this guy is so fast(!?) 37 secs... i think he came while she was taking of the clothes lol

  • OMG, it IS Sprint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sooo this is why he's not in the alltel commercials anymore? How dare he abandon his alltel family like that THEY MADE HIM!!! lol jp...

  • lol, it only takes 37 seconds what a loser

  • wtf is this??

  • hahahahhaha.. hilarious !!!!!

    good job dude!!!!

  • Isn't that the guy from those awful Alltel commercials? I think he was the Sprint guy.

  • people who are born blind do not see

  • duh

  • Try to yawn and pee at the same time

  • hilarious.

  • so bhenne81, are you trying to say you want a girl with a great personality, but sluty, or just like it when guys treated them like crap? because that doesn't sound like a great chick to be with, you just sound like an asshole! you'd get sick of her within 2 days!

    men...

    funny vid :] 5 stars!

  • Fire in the hole! ^_°

  • I was laughing so hard when I saw this!

    This is SO funny!

  • hahaDAMNN that nerd iz fucked up ahhahahah

  • She's hawt xD

  • oh, come on! you didn;t need to kill the cat. :(

  • You are so right on Jay. So many women want men that treat them like shit. They would never admit it, but that is the type they always seem to gravitate toward. The saying about nice guys and where they finish is absolutely true...I know it all too well.

  • Lets Go Rangers!

  • god if only all women were like this or if all women were bad girls but not mean bitches

  • thats so many shades of wrong... but one of the funniest things ive seen 5/5

  • just 37 seconds

    i will stay 37 years

  • FUCK you ASS hole . You pussy.

  • can you do that to my neighbors cat?

  • awesome dude ¡¡¡ hahaha LMAO ¡¡¡¡

  • how come that was actually pretty funny..

  • haha

  • wow

  • god if only real life were like this dammit!!!

  • bhenne81.. it is... this is a lil extreme but lol get a gf... after she is used to you treat her like shit.. i know we dont enjoy it... but chicks are fucked up they do.. w/e.. hold on i gotta call my bitch over.

  • u r an ass hole tahs all i hav to  pussy

  • how about you get the comedy and realize i was joking retard

  • you think this was a real vid too?... i bet ya did you idiot

  • Dude, i bow down to you..

    Lord Diry Jay!

  • Dude, I worship you!

  • GET A REAL JOB!!!!!

  • wow i was watcin i logged in and now its not available lol how gay

  • Cool :D

  • 37 seconds later lol

  • fuck yea lol this is how all guys can get laid kill that cat and BAM BAM keep it dirty

  • Lol wow this is awesome! Wait this is the Sprint guy?

  • 37 seconds later lol thats awesome

  • Haha best video ever.

  • lol at staindfury :P

  • This was a lot like Iron Man. Except, you know, with a hot chick. And more dead cats. And a dude with a bigger drug problem than Robert Downey Jr. And this one gave me a boner.

    Dirty Jay wins.

  • damn i gotta kill some cats

  • Hahaha 37 seconds?

    Beats me!!

  • "You are, Stupid?" hahahha XD

  • those sound like some Terrible cookies

  • Two words, "lady hole".