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  • hm Im here 4u

  • also you will see waiting you to teach me

  • hrm I would advise You to sit back, relax and enjoy my company

  • Why is there a red power ranger playing with a soccer ball at the sidewalk?

  • Wow.

  • zidane didnt look after his money that well

  • very disappointed there was no vodka involved. 

  • In america our bums are alcoholics

  • @birdystyle420 rofl

  • Chuck Norris doesn't have to bounce balls, they do it for him

  • Poland -> Cracow -> Market :)

  • in soivet russa ball is Incredible wit hyou

  • give the cunt a 100 dollar bill..

  • like this if you clicked on the seal thing lol i did

  • I saw this guy break the world record for

    keepy ups with his shoulders, it's 300 atm

  • wow.. i can understand doing it with ur head and feet but this guy uses his knees and shoulders lol! that is amazing

  • i could do that with my eyes closed

  • psh i could do that if i wanted to............ naahhhhhhh im just kidding :)

    haha, but wow he has skills

  • i've seen him when i was there on a classtripp

    he is amazing!

  • man he should play soccer!!!

  • this is hard as fuck!

  • seals these days...:)

  • 2006 fifa ball

  • why hes sitting on street o.O`?

  • Seal :D

    Really good!

  • @dedepicole England uses those measurements too.

  • I think I might kill myself now.

  • If I was homeless I'd give him a dollar.

  • @dedepicole Do you live in the US? I think I saw you in my apartment building. Anyway, Futbol is not popular in the U.S. because the US is not a developing country like Brazil. We are smart enough to play games with more than one dimension, and we get bored playing/watching it. That is all.

  • @gehli003 Are you serious? England, France, Germany & Italy, are they country in developing? Soccer is one major sport in there.

    The U.S.A.'s citizens are a determinate people, but lacks in the most the knowledge of how the world really works. For example, the difference in socio-cultural perspective in a global way. It's not a general matter, but, it is common to see these lacks of information from young americans (and sometimes in an adult phase the problem persist).

  • Awesome!! Is he elder Zidane... Cuz his..........head, I meant skills

  • HE IS A SEAL!!!!

  • insane performance !!!

  • @dedepicole yeah im english and we invented it, and your right. too bad we suck at a sport we created though =[. same as cricket

  • FINALLY someone with an actual talent on youtube.

  • Ahh your family must be proud...

  • you are gay fag

  • hahahaha the best "footballer" xD

  • And he's on the streets.... making shit money.

  • it's not football its soccer in america get it right

  • @MrPanzer549

    White people are never right.

  • not really incredible if you went to Brazil.

    lol every corner you turn you see some freak asking for money like this.

  • damb guy is a fucking seal

  • Humans are the shit.

  • @032125 ...ur right...shinigamis are the future!

  • daddy?

  • LOL NICE!!!

  • ale zal

  • hook him up with some " Eastern Europe Got's Talent "

  • i cant say its a "Incredible skill"

    but your good

  • Insane

  • That is Cristiano Ronaldo 3 years later

  • LOL!

  • is it fuck its rolling all over the place

  • ok you da man

  • from the seat of his pants!

  • looks simple but hard as hell!

  • cooooooooooool

  • Brilliant Skill, some people don't realize how hard it is to do. Keep it up!!! No pun intended. LOL

  • great skills........... but can you kick a goal?

  • He's just like a seal!

  • "artist of the ball" LMFAO

  • 40 year old virgin.

  • @timbulb just because you are one, dosent mean that everyone needs to know that. Oh, and the guy in the video is awesome, cos that does take skill to do.

  • You're right I am, ask your mom.

  • Fuck you.

    You are a seal.

  • awesome link for you being a seal

  • that is excellent

  • POLAND!!!

  • HA! i live in Brazil

  • this guy should dress up as a mime and play around with the ball

    that would be class

  • Fantastic o__o

  • this guy is a hero lol!

  • where's krakow?

  • krakow is great city, wonderful, the best in the world..

  • lmao ftw

  • this is what happens when your bbored, laying on the floor, and you see a soccer ball next to you.

  • ahhh there clearely was an hidden card card into his pocket. Anyone who says this is fake needs a brain surgery.

  • ok, the one who faked this is skilled. cus its better then any movie speciel effects! kung fu soccer isnt that good.. so i guess its real.. window reflections.. all of it, fake? sure.. lol on you ppl

  • skills

  • LOL i have that link on one of my vids!!! It's called "whats your favorite saw trap?"

  • you're fake too, guaranteed 110%

  • OMgh CLICK THE 0:23 LINK IT'S FUNNIER THAN THIS VIDEO

  • Wtf...you joking right?

  • when i saw the video i thought "i saw that in krakow".. i thin its the same guy

  • just because he can do good tricks doesn't mean he's good at football (soccer), and that deffinitly doesn't mean he's the best...

  • I'm seen him too. In Kraków in Poland ;)

  • haha why did that idiot start clapping at a random point during the video

  • nice outfit

  • Lol id like to see you do that in a game

  • yea..u are a seal!good job!

  • u can see that hes did that alot cause his suit is black on the knees

  • by any chance was your father in any kind of a affair with sheila the seal?

  • Yes... But if can you bounce it off your penis?... That's one for Family Guy!

    xD

  • Meh. I've seen better. This guy on Dam Square in Amsterdam could swing his feet around the ball and spin around on his ass while doing that. It was way more fluid too. No doubt this man is way more talented than I am in this field, but he is by no means the best footballer.

  • good but not the best

  • OMG i saw this guy in germany playing in the streets during the world cup lol

  • i masturbated in the streets of Germany during the world cup

  • and i wanted to know that, why?

  • lol, i was feeling extremely random that day, my apologies my good man.

    or girl, or both, or whatever

  • lol dont worry about it lol, its fine and i am a man =P

  • awesome

  • is he a seal ? :D

  • not fake... you're blind....

  • lol. " if you think im a seal, click here" cheered me up

  • get a real job...!

  • Wonder what he tells the women hes dating what he does for a living....

  • I PLAY WITH BALLS!

  • not bad, but can he do it standing up?

  • good quicks

  • wre vest footvoraw

  • i bet he sucks at the game

  • Me and my class went to Krakow In september, and we did actually see this guy;D

  • nice sweats

  • were in america its called soccer

  • seen better

  • hes just a old man, give him a break, lol

  • Just because you can control a ball with your feet doesn't mean your good at football.

  • football is all about foot control .........

  • its all about scoring goals actualy,

  • I'm impressed.

  • he is from cracow:)

  • krakow is situated in poland (for those uneducated) ive seen him live and hes got better skills than shown on video! come and visit poland, cheers

  • HACKER!!!

  • i clicked... was gonna buy u some fish.

  • so this is zidanes come back?

  • Haha that made me laff xD

  • share i tbed

  • omg

  • stop posting spam, it is the most loserish thing you can ever do on youtube, I looked at your channel aswell. your 29 so you should know better.

  • i hate soccer

  • Get a job!

  • i wonder what he would do if someone would just run-up on him & kick the ball away!!! LOL XD !!!

  • definitely not the most skilled futbol'er to be honest mr. woo is probably 4 times better lol watch?v=7wrxzCKPS8Q&feature=re­lated , either way amazing skill, but dont make outlandish claims.

  • Amazing.

  • skill

  • wat does it mean its seal?

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....l­ol no offense mate, thought that was funny!

    a seal is an animal that is stereotyped to always be playing with some sort of ball.

  • hey it is a SEAL :D

  • fucking dick head

  • i dont see y americans want us to call it soccer when uk invented football

  • fucking gay!

  • uhh...i clicked the link that sais "click here if you think im a seal", and a guy told me to SHUT THE FUCK UP.....

    hurt my feelings =(

  • lol

  • What did ziddane become a hobo?

  • I would have rather seen a seal :[

  • your not talented i could do better than you

  • He should get a contract with FC Barcelona for his skills

  • Just say Soccer people. God.

  • hes got alot of skill with balls

  • wow.

  • i busted in my pants before i had a chance to even touch myself

  • yea same

  • ort ort ort slap ort here's a fish for you. But it is impressive!

  • lol yah he looked like a seal

  • if he can do those skills that doesnt mean he is the best "footballer"...

  • click the seal thing while saying c. ronaldo is awesome

  • i can do that.. =p

  • This is worthless. I don't see how this can be used to kill terrorists.

  • typical, i saw many od them in poland

  • ok, i know what you do all day

  • now if only the entire sport was played sitting on your ass on some sidewalk this guy might get himself signed with a team

  • I hate the people who say this guy sucks, he has no life, I mean Jesus! Why focus on the shitty aspects of video when you can look at the good things? And I bet nobody could make a video responce to this proving that they are better.

  • i think its cool

  • man what a sad life he had...can u guys imagine when he was a child his dream was to become a professional football player then fast forward 30 years and hes preforming in the streets doing ticks just so his family will have something to eat during the cold winter nights...sad...w/e im gonna go play with my xbox......lol j/k.....i dont own an xbox....masturbation is like the same thing but its free unless u dont have arms...

  • lol funny vid

  • bull shittttttt