IKEA

[TheBannaani]

Fuck Yeah Ame.. IKEA.. lol, they're building IKEA to my town~ :'DD

[whathappensLIVE]

IKEA pony

[whathappensLIVE]

best store ever 

[xXRennie13Xx]

Fuck yeah IKEA! >D

[gcmarcal]

My wife wants me to do a 120 miles round trip to go there and my car is broken! Still the bitch is mad at me!

Fuck IKEA!!!!

[binturong1000]

In Denver, when this store opened, Everyone made a big fuss over it. What is the big deal with a furniture store?

[cimoirine]

ikea needs to advertise this. honstly. it gets stuck in my head, and of course I now have taken a second look at IKEA. :D

[eleonorabizarre]

ikea vivo solo per lei <3

[WhenMelSings]

Everyone has a home...& if you don't have a home YOU CAN BUY ONE THERE! ;D

[Monkeeperson]

Ikea is my FAV store (not even kidding.)

I wanna do a Scavenger Hunt in the store for my birthday. Think they would let me? Oh who cares I'M DOING IT ANYWAYS :D

[skeevy17]

dude, way to quote your sources! <3 That was probably my favorite part of the video. A rare treat!

[YouCantQuitWoW]

free...do not want

[Kingdemonpigfromhell]

He needs to come to Sweden to play this.

[mickrov]

@Kingdemonpigfromhell

This

[VampireNya]

@Kingdemonpigfromhell You're paying.

[jocopro]

@TerrorWolfX Really? Interesting.

[Mifian]

@TerrorWolfX Ditto. Its horrible, but I burst out laughing.

[TheFamine123]

@TerrorWolfX more like 2:49

[errorboy6090]

New favorite song!

[angryslug1]

howdy, jon!

JoCon4EVER FROM WEST TEXAS

[Dabbhunt]

Jonathan Coulton is like, the best artist. :p

[Markichan]

lmao Sens jerseys.... 2:22

[BKLYNCHILLER]

i like waffles the size of a another waffle panda creme

[wiilite]

lol awesome credits at the end XDD

[BobwellTV]

ikea backwords is aeki, which mean bitch in spanish!

[taksxeo]

thx for that rly useful information

[starwolf29]

lol. clever indeed xD

[xxSerb]

ahahahahah, very clever song,.

[staryninjas]

wheres waldo 1:58 i found him!!!

[dermeshersmidt]

lol

[billy124ever]

lol nice vid

[JonatanWiiM3TAL]

IKEA för fan :P

1.12 IKEA pencils FTW! :D

[72Adam27]

Lol, I take about 60 pencils each time I visit.

[b10397]

Man borde starta en religon där man har som ända mål i livet att åka till IKEA och ta så mycket pennor som möjligt :P

[JonatanWiiM3TAL]

Haha ja, shysst idé :P

[FurryFenNick]

lol.. jag och min brorsa hade en tävling :D

jag vann... jag tog 200-nånting pennor :)

[MrJocke1100]

@b10397 Bra idé... Haha...

[Bertziethegreat]

Why must you tell lies?!

[JtheEpic]

@marmelade8

your grandfather??? exactly how young do you think Ikea is?

[superkenalmighty]

@JtheEpic

exactly how young do you think they are? lol

[BAKARAMA]

I have a Billy bookcase, its actually great

[dathboy]

Would have been better if he had said "Ikea - Alan Key" since thats what they're called the next two rhyming bits rhymed with key.

[Ammipeirce]

The iambic pentameter woulda been messed up then

[masterchaud007]

Love it!!! Very well done.

[Sandraleta]

LOVE it!

[newbierants]

That's what makes it so great... ever wondered why things like "It's over 9000!" or "This is Sparta" are so popular?

Good song regardless

[WindWalker940]

:O my name is Thor (ToR) and i live in sweden för fan :D

and ikea=a trap [insert ITSA TRAP meme here]

[R5p172]

IKEA, gubbar!

[oskarsmormor]

ikea is the best :P at least because its from sweden, other then that it sucks ;) IKEA I MITT HJÄRTA!!!

[molimetalfreak1]

Have a look on my piano version from the ikea song.

please rate, or comment!

THANKS

[Hobojedi]

LOL @ the pic on 2:51

[UndeadChannellor]

Why is 2:51 funny?

[Hobojedi]

What.. am I the only one that hasn't seen an Ikea colored house before?

[boyofdestiny1123]

Actually, it's the Swedish colors.

[hyrulianshinobi333]

do you think there really was a 60$ table? because aren't they usually like$500-1000

[Jesse0Kunze]

Yeh, I've seen cheap tables at IKEA

[Ademis]

this song is based on a real song right? whats its title

[BRWafford]

A kid at my school just preformed it and I just had to look it up.I'm really glad I did. It's such a hilarious song!

[luster89]

reminds me of all the times i built ikea funeture a i was always missing the one F*** screw lol or that one page of instructions lol got to love the sweeds

[quisqueyatv]

dude absolutely great song, i'm going to use it for my Ikea Santo Domingo vid

greetings!

[mecampbellesq]

I've never been to an Ikea store, but Now I wanna visit one!

[cat2two]

This is absolutely hilarious......but I do shop there!

[MakerOfMyFate]

"Long ago in days of yore

It all began with a god named Thor

There were Vikings and boats

And some plans for a furniture store "

I can't stop laughing :P.

[CanadianSliwka]

this is so cool! I just did a presentation on this company and it is very interesting =)

[Waffelmakerclan]

JoCo is made of epic win

[willonomous]

Ah Jonathon Coulton... why are you such a God?

[Wikizilla]

epic win

[moonknight718]

"sorry i said ikea sucks...i just bought a table for 60 bucks." hilarious!

[espn1337]

Doesnt he say 16 bucks?

[aviza12]

no... he said sixty not sixteen

[almightyoneandahalf]

and lol, go Ottawa Senators!

[almightyoneandahalf]

I just had a crazy idea, someone should play this song on the intercom system at an ikea.

[badtimesallthetime]

that would be so fucking good

[Swincey]

Yes. God yes. Make this happen. Then post it on YouTube.

[HolmesyMcgee]

@almightyoneandahalf Well, he played this at an opening ceremony thing for an Ikea in Brooklyn.

[Riccardo90x]

@almightyoneandahalf GREAT IDEA i sure can't play as I'm quite a lame with guitar but it sounds like a ghettoblaster should work the same...

[stareagle11]

@almightyoneandahalf I am going to suggest that :) I am certain our store manager would see the fun in it :)

[Margobears]

@almightyoneandahalf  They did this at the one in Sacramento.

[Eatmykebab]

SWEDEN FTW!!!

[Petersik]

(I)(K)(E) (A)ndersen

[therealhomor]

i never would have associtated IKEA with Norse mythology or vikings until i heard this song.

by Odin's beard i'm amazed.

[Draggingman]

soo awosme

[Zake11M]

(I)ngvar, (K)amprad, (E)lmtaryd, (A)gunnaryd.

[crispydave2]

great video thanks

[Dr1Great]

Sweden ftw!

[magicoma17]

MAN! This rocked. "It all began with a god named Thor, There were vikings and boats and plans for a furniture store..." frkin awesome!!!

[rakke12]

where to download???

[jocopro]

You can down load the video from my website in the description. You can download the song by going to Jonathan Coulton's website (also in the description).

[AdamAngle]

SVERIGE ÄGER!!/SWEDEN RULE!!

[Pajbulle]

Sweden rocks :}

[Darthjavi08]

Jonathan Coulton it´s fantasic.

Good song and good job

[GregTheChewtoy]

IKEA.. Meatballs.. tasty :D love Joco! one awesome singer :)

[Theowest]

köttbullar in swedish!

[Theowest]

meatballs

[holynapstercool]

Kødboller in Danish

[Niklasmannen]

proud to be swedish ^^

[ajjaxd]

I love Jonathan Coulton, his songs are really funny and great to listen to, I don't undestand how he hasn't been recognized yet

He should get a proper album deal, I'd buy it

[jocopro]

He has turned down record deals, as they weren't very good.

[ParaWanderer]

why not buy his albums through his website?

[mecampbellesq]

@ajjaxd In this day and age, who needs a 'proper album deal'?

[Hedwig145]

we're getting one in tampa soon!! i just went to the one in orlando, it's amazing!!!! GO IKEA!!!! great video :]

[lallarn124]

Ingvar Kamprad swedish richest man..

[desiitaly]

I'm Italian and I totally fell in love with Ikea. I'm buying a wonderful Ikea kitchen for my brand new flat where I'll move and live with my boyfriend :)

[linkonIV]

I'm from Sweden so I learned to like IKEA especially as its from my part of the little country

[Kryss0rd]

I like Ikea. 8D

[noooodl]

I _love_ Ikea. :)

[phishwithextracheese]

When I die, I'm not going to hell, I'm going to ikea *shivers*

[willaweasel]

i love IKEA hahahh

[hitsugayab]

just so every body nows there is a ikea in canton michigan

[ikeamk1]

come to ikea in Milton Keynes . We are great co-workers !!

[bwells86]

subtitles needed

[jocopro]

If you want to see the lyrics, visit Jonathan Coulton's website (url in 'About this video).

[HollywoodWalkofFame]

After having spent about $3500 US there, buying their "better stuff", I now have about 4 lbs of leftover wooden dowels, metal bits and such. What a great tune, the pix you found were very clever. We are going there and singing that song. They won't get it.

[Impsters]

Great song; The video could use work. At least resize/crop stuff so everything fits the screen. It would make the video as a whole look a lot smoother.

[Niklasmannen]

thats wy im proud to be swedish ;)

[becksadoodles]

haha... very catchy. "but his friends call him carl" lol

[biancalav]

just great

[hillbillieskittles]

what is ikea? where i live all we have is k mart. is it just like a furniture store?

[jocopro]

It is a cheap furniture store. The sell a lot of sell assembly stuff. They are also very special.

[Krymestone]

this was really good. very very good. dwight gooden 1985 good.

[flow500]

lol i went to ikea!!! roflmao

[hitsugayab]

i love ikea

[maximumoverbite]

IKEA was the only place my wife went to for furniture when we bought a house after we got married. That is now the only place where we get our furniture. Ain't the stuff there for apartments?

[SweBorn]

the best thing with IKEA must be the food place at the end

[pherslee]

Agreed. I only go to IKEA for a nice plate of meatballs at the end.

[Krymestone]

NICELY DONE! That was incredibly good. Very very funny. Kudos!

[MisterLovahLovah]

I find it hilarious that such a crappy store such as IKEA is represented as something important and worthy. I really don't know about the other countries but IKEA in Greece is really horrible with the low prices being the only advantage - in case you don't have much money to spare... Other that that... P H A I L

[DanM25456]

Ikea in america is awesome! I know to tell my sister not to go to an ikea when I go to greece!

[ritewhereuwantme]

no no no... you misunderstand. you see in america we are all compulsive liars, and we have this thing we do called sarcasm. I'm sure it'll float over to greece one day look forward to it.

[MisterLovahLovah]

Well, I didn't really watch the video because I thought it would just some kind of IKEA advertisement... Yeah, it was sarcastic after all, indeed. As for the word called sarcasm that you americans have and it may float over Greece one day, it's actually a Greek word, so suck it and think a little before you try to be sarcastic. It's abviously not your thing :) "Sarcasm will float over Greece some day", lol, just lol.

[ritewhereuwantme]

I didn't say it was our word, Americans don't have any words of their own (except the dumb hip hop insprired kind that don't count anyway). And would it not be considered sarcasm to claim that it is a thing we do in america and not in greece? I wasn't trying to offend.

(btw: is "abviosly" a word to?)

[hitsugayab]

if you talk about ikea like that ever again ill kill you

[graffmannen]

wtf

[vertseven]

My wife just said that was sweet. But I reminded her that it was Swedish.

[UNSCDF17]

dude ive been listening to this song for a long time and it never gets tiring and ive been to ikea in (minissota) dont know how to spell it but yeah.:)

[nexus2l]

YES!!!

I'm sitting on... typing on... putting my feet on... AND NOW I am WATCHING IKEA!!!

Muhahahahah!!!!

[iosonoiosoloio]

Great song!!I worked for IKEA for 13 years,in 3 countries,only left cause no IKEA near where I live now.Its a great company and great products for the price.LOVE IT!!!

[slchandl]

I saw the picture of the plywood as the "preview photo" for the video and thought it looked like a bunch of fat naked people lying all over each other.

Quite naturally, I had to watch it.

[jocopro]

Who would have thought that a bit of plywood would work as an ink blot test?

Not sure what that says about you though.

[slchandl]

Oh, come on! Take a good look at it and tell me it isn't the most vulgar piece of plywood you've ever seen!

Some people see the virgin Mary on a potato chip, I see fat-people-orgies on plywood. ;-)

[Pokygirl2001]

I have to admit the plywood somehow had a burlesque quality to me as well :P

[ComeOnWatchMe]

by the way IKEA is Swedish!

[mickey0433]

yeah it is!

[ComeOnWatchMe]

lol we have IKEA in norway its kinda good food there but its a not a restaurant tho.

[poyntdexta]

search google for ikeamod its rad they hack IKEA stuff

[poyntdexta]

awesome website called ikeamod ... check it out

[HassanAhmedAbou12]

Swedish pancakes = Svenska pannkakor

Swedish pancake = Svensk pannkaka

[DanM25456]

awesome, I vant a svedish pankake!

[dynamoehummm]

Alllll----llll-----eeeeennnn Wrench.

I bought my then current girlfriend a nice Specialized Rockhopper for her birthday about 9 years ago. Couple months later, I didn't expect much, but you know...

She got me f!@#$%'ing shelving. From Ikea. And not the cool stuff. It was like 3 waist high white laminate planks. No hard ware. 3 White Boards. 8 years later she's gone, I have the boards. And she asked me last year if she could pick up the bike.  ;)

[forevergeek]

Jonathan, I think I love you man.

[1983010319830103]

somebody is work in IKEA do you have any studies things about IKEA navition system,I'm new worker of Ikea

[iosonoiosoloio]

I worked for IKEA for 13 years....just recently left,what do you want to know??

[ikeaslut]

In german IKEA means: Idioten Kaufen Einfach Alles ;-)

(in english: Idiots buy just everything)

[espn1337]

no retard

[1bullfrogjones]

Ikeka actually does sell homes in Scandanavia, and England too now, I think.

[maevent]

in germany we say ECAYAAAH too... llol

[nmatters]

lol, the statue of a troll with a viking helmet is just up the street

^^

[666henk666]

in holland ikea is pronounced with the i as in mE k as in Cancer e as in no wAY a as in AAAAAH..

then we say ECAYAAAH

lol

[LODCrazy]

how come i worked at IKEA in Breda ( holland)

and dont know anything about that then ???

you dont say ECAYAAAH ....

you either say ie or i definetely not an E lol

ie (bier) k (kut) ee (kees) a (ass)

:)

[czerwiec72]

hello!I was in breda durring the buildup-Im commin guy from Poland-great place!

Special greatings for Chantall-If she still there of course!

[Vendela2006]

mohahha, I love IKEA, funny how it's pronounced in english

[jocopro]

How is it pronounced elsewhere?

[Waliduz]

IkkEah :)

more 'Ick' and a tougher 'E' and a 'ahh..' at the end but short...IkkEah rofl:)