Mercenaries 2 - The Devastator Contract

[supercj12]

when i saw this the first day this game came out, i think i fell on the floor laughing.

[hijah42]

AHHHHHHHHH ITS THE DEVASTATOR takes closer look HAHAHAHAHA

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"You look real cute on that bike!"

"Yeah, the Oil Company REALLY needs you!"

[TimChang902809]

its actually a pretty good deal..... drive a pink bike but the UP gives u 25k as a rreward

not bad

[YOUTOOB1912]

2:22 - 2:23, OH SHI-!!!

[trainmaster4449]

do you have free roam after you get the heli pilot

[1337lolguyman]

@trainmaster4449 yes, you get it the whole game.

[OmegaSpartan7777]

@trainmaster4449 yup, hey which wepon is better in your opinion? fuel air rpg, or rpg?

[trainmaster4449]

@OmegaSpartan7777 fuel-air

[supercj12]

@OmegaSpartan7777 whichever one has a bigger boom. so trhe FARPG

[96skyracer]

the u.p look cool but they suck i like to own them with the ambassador gunship

[legokratos]

ooh well after one of the guys made fun of me on the bike I kinda shot him dead, what do i do now?

[FatSk8erDude]

has anyone noticed that the UP guys always bitch and complain?

[paron219]

OMG lol 0:52

[SARUJAN5]

what a glitch

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"Yeah, the Oil Company REALLY needs you hehhheh"

"You look real cute on that bike"

I love the UP they are my favorite faction!

[shawny142]

those damn iguanas and their damn mounted 50 cals

[Aforgottenscout]

I agree, I love to see them explode from cluster bombs.

[shawny142]

the devastator blew up i damaged it too much knocking into walls and the vz kind of shooting the crap out of it

[ironmatts]

jajajaja

[Srhdragon101]

lol

[Solenor92]

wow. seriously?? a PINK bike?? You have to take that piece of shit over a motherfucking TANK??

[ChrisspacePatti]

The sad and scary part is, this is not too far off from the truth in the unprofessionalism of the mercenary groups we rely on today. This mission was the main reason I enjoyed repeating the 2nd mission you do for China...like 30 times I recall. I just kept blowing up UP's monolith in any way humanely possible with what was available to me in my arsenal. Fucking beer swilling hicks deserved it! Plus they reminded me of Haleburton and Blackwater (now known as Xe).

[COWSgtHavoc]

i laughed for three hours when i did this one

[ethen24]

"Ooh, be careful, might be more bike than you can handle!"

XD

[EmergencyVehiclesAu]

Legodude its a prank contract the UP put on you.

[LegoDood101]

which island is thiz on???? i wanna go there n steal a bike

[shecks10195]

Lol, it's the third mission, just play through.

[clpfox]

i dont know whats more embarsing getting shot in the ass or driveing a little pink bike lol

[shecks10195]

Pink bike because getting shot in the ass hurts AND it's embarrasing, lol=D

[bigboom28]

at least no one shoots you wen u ride it!! XD

[FlamingKiller]

the VZ shot me while i drove it.

[waysidefan10]

when i saw that, i thought.

"this merc, cauple of killing millons,

murder of anyone. and will blow your brians out for cash has to ride this?"

the creators are laughing thier ass off

[werewolfkid95]

i blew the devistator up after the mission.

[peacefulinvasion]

Pink Bike LOL

[RogueKloral]

it was quite good

[Snoops6]

They should've put missle launchers on it.

[balzich14]

LOL when i first played this mission I was like yea! tank!!! and fiona was like its around the fence and was like er okay...got there and saw that pink bike LOL i laughed my ass off, probably the best part of the game.

[iammjolnir]

same here. after the contract was completed I attached a lump of C4 to the bike and blew it into orbit. it was so worth having UP hate my guts for 3 months!

[wyern021]

ha ha it was a little pink bike!

[mariofan055]

I said damn you petrolium and blew 'em up anyway with a BUNKER BUSTER :D

[chidorirockstar]

tht was the most stupidest mission in the whiloe game

[wardgate]

It took all my self restraint not to blow up maracaibo and wipe that smug off those frat boys faces.

[masatje]

I remember this mission. Laughed my ass off. I saw that tank and wait straight for it, thinking now we are in business. And then seeing that pink bike XD

[AnthemFunFan]

What kind of idoit calls a pink bike the Devastor? I mean whats it going to do blow up in the face of evil or run them over.

[kitelanford]

It was a prank...

[mocdog0803]

LOL i thought it was the tank until i blew up a few guys and i couldnt hear the person until my sister was laughing and i found out i was SO CLOSE to blowing the damn bike up but at least i still got to kill people

[supergeek46]

hahahahaha lol

[damester4321]

ha! this was on playr

[Yeayayy]

Yeah, the devastator is the best mission i ever played!!! Me and my brother were laughing for hours! :D

[nerdyEmaznD]

wen I played tis mission online the guy goes around the tank then I got mad and sees him w/ a pink bike then I tried to give UP the tank,it didnt work then th other guy gives te bike to them and mission acomplished.

[ELxSQUISHY]

i went straight to the tank and was like yes!!! then i saw the bike i was like...you have got to be fucking kidding me....i almost jumped back in the tank and blew everyone up lol

[bigsmoke909]

O.O My fave mission!!!

[Omgwhathappened]

xD, i saw the tank and i was like Oooo Then i walked around it aaand... O.O

[fdnfdjnedb]

same..first i though "Yeah,those guys give me a tank"but when i saw the bike i was like"wtf...that lil pink bike is the Devastater...they have do be kiddin me O.o"

btw,some1 knows the name of the song that plays in the background while you drive the bike xD

[mattroks101]

i saw the tank and thought that it was the deveisator and got in it and acidently blew up the bike. i couldn't figure out why i faild the mission till i was like, "that little pink bike ohhhhhh"

[blackpalaz]

ye i laughed my ass off when i played this

[Zown2007]

that was funny