Assassin's Creed 2 II walkthrough Part 60.

[MrImAPencil]

4:05 THIS GUYS BEARD IS TOTALLY FAKE!

[MrImAPencil]

claping after getting laid is a sign of chest hair

[polomintist]

why can't begers annoy someone else why is it always Ezio ??????

[polomintist]

Ezio and Altair are the best 2 assassin's in the world (well when they were alive)

[kukukai1]

His uncle died in bed LOL

[RequiemOfSolitude]

Bastard... I'm so jealous ;_; three courtesans-THREE FUCKING COURTESANS (no pun intended. actually, yes, that pun was intended)...... not to mention he got to feel up a "nuns" boobs...ssoooo jealous.

[hyuf05642]

I love this game so mutch sexy times =)

[hyuf05642]

touch, touch boobs...0:44

[jadapaige]

ezio; is intense

*

[258strikers]

cant believe she let him at  0:46

[neos581]

those bardens are realy annoying

[CertifiablyInsane1]

ooh so thats wat having a blast means XD

[N3M3SISWARM]

the black suit is altair's, why it isnt white, i have no clue...

[ThePr32]

@N3M3SISWARM because he built it aft killing al mualim and genghis khan by consulting the apple and maybe wore it inside his clothes.

[staticshock119]

How did you get the black suit????????

[ThePr32]

@staticshock119 by getting all assassin seals and putting them in vault it is called armor of altair

[Chronicles2030]

@staticshock119 Its Altair's suit noob.

[Chronicles2030]

@staticshock119 Altairs suit -__-

[Aizu034]

I like the white suit better, but the black ones cool too, and dont you get it by changeing the color of you suit?

[BOLLEFREDDY]

how do you get the black suit?

[alig69er]

lol at 4:05 fake beard wat a cheapo cant afford a real one

[alig69er]

its like vaginas: ezio, vaginas where? let me to em.

[hellbringer123456789]

they r legal because its the renaissance! lots of flexibility why do you think such advances wer made in evrything!!

[tomboyjgh]

Wow, Ezio, wow

[AMP2K1]

how are bodellos even legal when the catholic church runs everything? come on ubisoft...

[1011saint]

ezio you lucky bastard

[jblee22]

wow lucky ezio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =PPPPPP

[6rednek]

1:41-2:05 Damn! how much of the city does it have to load?

[LMaxAlhemist]

Vaginas, Ezio is here :D

[TheStranglehold]

Ezio needs three courtesans to withstand his thrusting Ancient Assassins' Thrusting technique.

[shahmee96]

i still dont get the game, and still watching this, its like wathing movies

[jaycaz31]

@shahmee96 u have to buy all the DLC to

[MrFallout3Fan]

creed is a good game but the autosaves are sometimes bad... I got up the story to this video but it did not save when a quit. now I am at part 30... so to speack.

[Calaxus]

@yeah ezio get some :P

[Starwarsaotsfan55]

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[XcowboybuttsexX]

lol she may be a pimp mama...but shes still a sister

[gopithegreat]

Can't believe i've spent 10 hours by just looking at the game play :) who cares. Love this game.......

[rollercoasterCEO10]

@Shlaff hes wearing altiars armor which comes with black & White assassins clothes u get it by getting all 6 assassins tombs

[rollercoasterCEO10]

ezios definitely the ladies man considering he 4somed 3 courteseans

[Scyran]

The new doge is a mob boss. Hahahah "Eh, he had it comin'." 4:00 XD

[ak16611]

some longggggggg game 

[Shlaff]

and what is that cape??

[Shlaff]

how is Ezio here wearing black clothes??

[ghost3yame]

how do u get the subtitles?

[AnTtubers]

@ghost3yame go to options and then general then somewhere at the bottom

[dgsaxl1935]

hmm shall i buy this game or red faction guerilla ?

[best270595]

@dgsaxl1935 ac2!!!

[PriNathShow]

@dgsaxl1935 ABSOLUTELY AC2

[XcowboybuttsexX]

@dgsaxl1935 stupid question ma friend.....buy ac2...or im gonna put your genitals in a shoe box and feed em to lizards

[Chocolatemilk2324]

5:23 "cut out" haha

[34eyesoffire34]

best tutorial yet

[Nerd322]

Swim Ezio!! Swim from the gay minstril- 2:58

[Teranex]

4:07 lol fake beard.

[naminagul]

how i can make it black?

[Warfaith]

Too bad he can't get the best one!!

[Blacky2000x]

five some ? wow . i envy him ..

[MegaFeFi]

2:57 Another bard nooooooooooo !!!! LOL

[EnvyMizuhashi]

Killing Templars = 5,000 florins

Shooting poor bastards with a gun = 3,541 florins

Fucking three courtesans after saving an entire city = Priceless

[ThePizzadude93]

uh...comfort and sucker? uh......What does THAT mean?

[DemonSHOCKable]

While Ezio touching the boobs of the lady,The lady said *Maby you need some comfort and sucker* Lolz

[CaptCM54]

@DemonSHOCKable It's comfort and succor. Pardon.

[stevencheatcodes]

0:56 Lucky him

[Bleachrebellion]

Too bad Ezio, you don't the the main hot one.

[heikir88]

dude why does maker of the vids never kill ppl or throw the singers in the water that would be funny

[mummyofthetomb]

what happened to Rosa?!

[CaptainCapsize]

Lucky bastard, though I think hell marry Rosa

[Condom007of007Solace]

Ezio- Giggity Giggity Goo!! XD

[nitres155]

@Condom007of007Solace family guy lol

[KillerZetzz]

It's amazing how far Ezio can swim with equipment, armor and a robe.

XD

[Dezljew]

@KillerZetzz Assasins creed 1 was kinda crappy with the fact that you couldnt swim ;)

[paddymakuba]

ezio is a playa

[quickstrikeman]

he should keep his mask on

[awesomeguy5678]

how many more videos!!!!!

[Gegeratsu]

stfu margie

[DeathBurgerDelight]

@ea95osel no, its long and confusing and wacked up... look it up, I'm sure Wikipedia has it

[lisbjerg123]

luckey gye.

[jjdawg5454]

what ever happens to his mom

[Lizardkid10]

safe in the uncles house

[pokenerd99]

the singing guy makes you try to suicide but you can swim...

[solarreaper1]

@pokenerd99 of course if it was altair he would've been dead

[AssassinsCreedHelp]

when the game is finished? can u walk around and do whatever u want?

[utubekiidder]

Yes

[GangstaGeisha666]

Gah Ezio is such a pimp

[frankieg2007]

the new dolce sounds like a modern day mobster, Eh! he had it coming...LMAO

[seavy12345]

how do u get your costume black

[sidxap]

you will need all the assassins seals, then go to the family villa and place all the seals in the right statue`s then the gate will drop down

[X619mysterio]

Why did they thumbs down you?

That is stupid....

I think they are stupid!

[kevinzki21]

he got the costume of the first game but i wonder why it's black and not white, but still, it's badass!!

watch his walkthrough from the begining you'll know how he got this

[Tiffy576]

@kevinzki21 Altair becomes master assassin just like Al Mualim, if you remember, al mualim had black armor indicating that the grand master must have black armor. Altair takes al mualim's place after his death after assassin's creed bloodlines where he creates he's armor, which is black

[FlazeTheHedgehog1]

@seavy12345 its altairs armor

[writeshoot]

zion chair

not even good i can do that

[nighthawk7824]

thats funny at 3:59 - 4:03

"im sorry for the loss of your brother"

"Eh, he had it coming"

haha i found that funny

[Gam3Junkie7]

pause at 4:50 That has got to be one of Ezio's most epic non-kill moments.

[ILikeChineseChicken]

If only I cud get payed 2000f for sitting down and talking................

[xtown1123]

does Desmond only come out once?

[JAsuperman96]

as his mother said in the beginning of the game, his main talent is vaginas =]

[purecool425]

that my main talent as well lol

[pootman17]

@JAsuperman96 lol Ezio's resume:

Super stealth skills

Expert assassin

Vaginas

Swordfighting

[tnhl77]

@pootman17 oh how I wish I were Ezio!

[some1likey0u]

0:44 lucky son of a bitch XD

[JustAltair]

4:53 you get 2000 Flori for sitting around and talking. :DD

[hypercamera3]

XD at 2:57 the guy was like 'let me play you a song" and Ezio was like NOOO and jumped in the water

[pyroace14]

lucky...

[jorden452]

lol what was that, a 6 sum? lucky little bastard hes always getting pussy

[kap2z]

Lol he wanted to fuck the sister but she was like "Nope not happenin, GIRLS COME FUCK EZIO."

[TheElalexandro]

lol

sorry just like

EZIO you're a dick fuck some girls and get the hell out of here

:)

;)

[princepersia405]

@kap2z LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Angelus11280]

@kap2z

Man He should get tested for STD's Pretty sure they did not have any rubber back then. :-P

[romulus310]

@kap2z well i would fuck the sister if i could

[georgetkd12]

@kap2z

[COZYTW]

I've been noticing this since part 5... the health bar has a resemblence to the energy nodes from Infamous, and the weapon wheel resembles Prototype. Are they from the same company? Just asking.

[kap2z]

Nope and also added to the veery similar health bar and weapon wheel have you noticed the movement is the same? Even the combat is similar too. Either way mixing Prototype + Assassins Creed 2 = Win, so lol.

[Longlive182]

i dont know about infamous but Prototype is EA :)

[adam7651able]

@COZYTW nope this is made by UBISOFT

[COZYTW]

Thanks for clarifying it then. It just seemed familiar, that's all.

[themountinmonkey]

yes ubisoft

[KaoruNeko]

xDDD

I LOVE this game's ability to make Ezio acceptably perverted in his own coy little way... yet still seem awkward around women~ <3

[Jaroddvd]

the begger sang so badly ezio jumped into the water to end it all. the end.

[computerfreak12]

seriously,ezio ios a fuckin playboy,he just fucks around all the time lol

[jorden452]

maybe hes related to Hugh Hefner LOL

[crispykreamer]

I would of asked for the sister too XDDDD

[xsamus3]

Ezio looks so badass at 4:20

[KirbKirb20]

@xsamus3 Srs Ezio is srs

[Zyezion]

When ezio gets laid

I wonder what lucy and the others see desmond doing....

O.O

[XxseraphonxX]

lol ......desmond ur getting it all over the machine!!!

[Seba1641]

lol maybe he banged 3 whores but he wanted to bang the sister hehe

[ashif21]

Ezio must have caught a std sleaping with 3 prostitues

[ddrago4556]

wel if he didnt use protection he might have std but u never no

[sonicedhoedown1]

damn ezio just killed the most important man in venezia and instead of trying to cover his tracks, or trying to run away to a different city, he just goes back and gets laid by 3 girls not giving a shit.

WHAT A FUCKING PIMP

[themountinmonkey]

he's my hero

[sircaspian1]

lol listen from 0:39 to 0:55 and watch his hand in between the two times

[BlackholedudemanG]

PERV

[ndogg7618]

Are you gay or something, I would want to get banged by 3 chicks wouldnt you?

[sircaspian1]

im a perv or ezio is?

[BlackholedudemanG]

Ezio is perverted

[sircaspian1]

well she did offer lol

[niclaslaser1001]

it true she did offer

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

"...He has an entire army..."

I bet Ezio could kill that entire army. . . just by countering.

[meanoman1]

get away from the bard by jumping in the water lol

[meanoman1]

is it just me or does the picture thingy when it tells u where u are look like templar gettin laid?

[themountinmonkey]

and stabed

[keonile75]

o:26 antonio was pullin up his pants

he got busy XD

[Chaoskx]

aaaaaaahhhhh italy! what a place

[notnigahiga]

SCORE!

[sismk]

agreed!

Ezio killed Dumbledor and got laid!

[BlackholedudemanG]

LOL DUMBLEDOR

[R0ck8r]

how much of a pimp is ezio lol

[explosion231]

both altair and ezio get darker personalities as the game passes

[Haloman728]

actually Altair's was a darker personality to a more thoughtful personality. remember? he was full of himself at the beginning, always wanting blood

[geetsamm]

whoa something was like flying at 1:16

[foudinguejb]

lucky =)

[yogurtman321]

lol in the begining he's like fuck yea fuck yea fuck yea

[MinimaxMaximax]

Did anyone see the flying fence near 1:20??? Anyone...

[Haloman728]

lol yes

[theabogah]

i didnt know that back then pimps were chicks

[razormusik]

A lot still are. Ever heard of a madam?

[Killswitch342]

Lol,nice slo-mo jump at the begining.

[xXxJohn990xXx]

lol having sex makes u more tired XD

[michaelmeyers11]

true u would be like huhu then after sex huhuhuhuhu

[explosion231]

no if they do everything

[kantana22]

Courtesans is a better word!!

[explosion231]

lol

[Spongeking5]

ezio is 27 years old in 1486 :p

[scruncher100]

ezio is worth 20 men in one army

[kantana22]

I wish I was Ezio! Being surrounded by girls!

[thedarkwolf67]

i agre with you

[thirtvampire]

if the girls from then are were still alive, and you would be ezio,, believe me, you wouldn't :P

[explosion231]

by whores you mean