that's sssooo truuueeeeee, my mom would hit and she would be like "e k tu no va a llora e!" that's are you not gonna cry in dominican and as soon as i started crying she would be like "callate coño!!!" that's shut the fuck up in dominican lmaooo!!!
Damn man, you brought back my childhood. My dad was the disciplinarian and he had that leather belt. I swear he could pull that belt out with one hand in one fell motion and you could hear it hit every loop as it was coming out. And you know you ass was in trouble when he said "This belt hasn't been greased in a long time" Man, I straightened up and flew right for another six months with that line.
Great video. lol. You should add the crazy thing about parents sending us to go fetch the item they gonna beat our ass with, lol LIKE... wth is that about, then tell us to HURRY UP lol T H E R A P Y!
lol you shouldve talked about when our parents would tell us to GO FETCH the item they gonna beat OUR ASS with, lol talk about therapy, lol. Chaaaaaaaanged, my life!
After ass whoopin': "Stop crying before i give you something to cry about!"... *raises hand* 'Excuse me, mom/dad, you just beat the SHIT outta me! Much respect and success to you on all your vids and future endeavors, big homie!
Smh at yall on here talkin about beatin kids that shit dont work training them is wat works how you explain ppl who grew up to be multiple felons and jus plain bad ppl whippins obviously didnt work training and tough love works
@Tee7cities nah, there's a difference in whooping and ABUSING. some parents take it too far, and do it too often. but a good ol' ass whoopin never hurt nobody. well, technically... lol
@phillyg12 Clean show. I notice it's stronger when I'm angry, excited, extremely happy...when I'm forced to be calm (for example when I have to choose non cuss words) it's gone. *shrug
@FmunkMOC LOL you didn't have to answer that Bro, but it's shows that you are a humble dude to come back with a decent and slightly comical answer. I'm a fan, much respect and blessings G.
"You better not cry!" I used to hate that shit! "Didnt I tell you shut the fuck up with that cryin shit?!?" and still beat the hell out you, I hated childhood...
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youneekk 4 months ago
It takes a true comedian to not rely strictly on vulgarity to make people laugh. Just discovered this guy tonight, and I'm a definite fan.
HardHouseMan1 6 months ago
When will you be in Orlando? This is some funny stuff FM.
cooltobedad 6 months ago
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FmunkMOC 6 months ago
that's sssooo truuueeeeee, my mom would hit and she would be like "e k tu no va a llora e!" that's are you not gonna cry in dominican and as soon as i started crying she would be like "callate coño!!!" that's shut the fuck up in dominican lmaooo!!!
dog13fish 7 months ago
Damn man, you brought back my childhood. My dad was the disciplinarian and he had that leather belt. I swear he could pull that belt out with one hand in one fell motion and you could hear it hit every loop as it was coming out. And you know you ass was in trouble when he said "This belt hasn't been greased in a long time" Man, I straightened up and flew right for another six months with that line.
ebonknight 7 months ago
I am over crying laughing! This was too funny!
KeyTheQueen 8 months ago
Great video. lol. You should add the crazy thing about parents sending us to go fetch the item they gonna beat our ass with, lol LIKE... wth is that about, then tell us to HURRY UP lol T H E R A P Y!
SnowNasty 8 months ago
lol you shouldve talked about when our parents would tell us to GO FETCH the item they gonna beat OUR ASS with, lol talk about therapy, lol. Chaaaaaaaanged, my life!
SnowNasty 8 months ago
After ass whoopin': "Stop crying before i give you something to cry about!"... *raises hand* 'Excuse me, mom/dad, you just beat the SHIT outta me! Much respect and success to you on all your vids and future endeavors, big homie!
Kaptain03 8 months ago
lol great show
UnheardUnknown 8 months ago
My ma whooped my ASS when I was younger. My nephew only got a whooping twice EVER.... and he deserved them more than I did.
MachineGunKali 8 months ago
LMAO "You want me to say thank you, may I please have another".
DreadfulControversy 8 months ago
Smh at yall on here talkin about beatin kids that shit dont work training them is wat works how you explain ppl who grew up to be multiple felons and jus plain bad ppl whippins obviously didnt work training and tough love works
Tee7cities 8 months ago
@Tee7cities nah, there's a difference in whooping and ABUSING. some parents take it too far, and do it too often. but a good ol' ass whoopin never hurt nobody. well, technically... lol
NygeeLIVE 7 months ago
WHY DID YOU TAG THE VIDEO 'PEARL BAILY'?? I SEE HER VIDEOS COMING UP ON THE SIDES AND I JUST READ UP ON HER...WHATS THE CONNECTION?
purdybrown21 8 months ago
that's why kid's are so spoiled now, cause they parents don't beat them and they get away with everything thinking it's okay, thumps up if you agree
israbiu 8 months ago
funny standup bra lol but aint nothing like a good ol ass whippen to set a kid straight lol
KN0WLEGE562 8 months ago
He speaks the truth
iBeAsTNeWs 8 months ago
In your stand up acts you lose your accent, not hating just noticed that on the videos.
phillyg12 8 months ago
@phillyg12 Clean show. I notice it's stronger when I'm angry, excited, extremely happy...when I'm forced to be calm (for example when I have to choose non cuss words) it's gone. *shrug
FmunkMOC 8 months ago 3
@FmunkMOC LOL you didn't have to answer that Bro, but it's shows that you are a humble dude to come back with a decent and slightly comical answer. I'm a fan, much respect and blessings G.
phillyg12 8 months ago
"I grew up during the middle passage" LOLOL too funny
SaxManJon94 8 months ago
Yay!!! I forgot how much energy u had on that stage... U did it! Thanks Sam! :-D
MelindaMoniq 8 months ago
this is so true i grew up the same way
bensononyeugbo 8 months ago
Does MOC stand for Master of Comedy?
HonorableJFilm 8 months ago
Lol
clovagZv 8 months ago
my son looked me dead in the eye and laughed whill i beat his ass.....so now i ground his lil crazy ass
runningwolf1980 8 months ago
"You better not cry!" I used to hate that shit! "Didnt I tell you shut the fuck up with that cryin shit?!?" and still beat the hell out you, I hated childhood...
tupadrejoto 8 months ago 20
@tupadrejoto confused the hell out of a kid. you are hitting me with a belt. and you want me NOT to cry. should i laugh? dahell...
FmunkMOC 8 months ago 21