Scary Solstice, everybody! May Nyarlathotep take you through Yog Sothoth to the Black throne and sign your name in the true Necronomicon which lies below the mire and filth of the mad god, Azathoth.
IA Shub-Niggurath! IA Lilith! Ia, Ia, Cthulhu FTAGHN!
@TheIrishGeisha Um...OK? And what about the true non-cultist Necronomicon? I SPENT AGES PORING OVER THAT STUDYING TO BE A NECROMANCER! And nao I has to go through Azathoth's land of ickiness to find the cultist Necronomicon and hijack it JUST so I can take apprentices....Stupid High Necromancer and his stupid ideas of unique tests...And that`s assuming I`m not EATEN ALIVE... (screw reality. Necromancy is much funner. Oh wait there is no such word....more fun then.)
"Happy Holidays," all. Enjoy them before the Earth is cleared of all terrestrial life and those who howl the rites at the right times are transfigured.
I'd say "Merry Christmas," but as we all know, that's just a myth invented to keep us happy among the howling blackness the rolls past Yuggoth and unto Azathoth, bubbling and roiling in the center of the cankered and diseased universe, where shapeless forms writhe to the music of eldritch pipes held in nameless paws.
The Necronomicon is not something you can merely buy with what would certainly become valueless human currency, should you follow the word of the sacred text. Only in the deepest recesses of the foul, infinitesimal netherworld known as the internet, or directly from the hands of a true cultist, can you gain access to the TRUE text, and even then it is traditional that you must make your very own Necronomicon, handmade and inked with your blood, in order to actually own one.
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Have you considered that you are all arguing over whose imaginary friend has more merit? Arguing over what deity is real and what one is not real is absolutely ridiculous because they all have the same basis of reality: the mind of the follower.
On that note, Ia, ia, Cthulhu F'tagn. Because he is just as real as Jesus, Buddah, Vishnu, or Allah. Only a myth.
@coldbloodedpredator1 He wasn't worshiped, though. He was revered, sure. But not quite worshiped. A lot of people get that mixed up because of the level of reverence he receives, but a lot of people in the East show an almost equal level of reverence for their ancestors. Still not worship, though.
And my comment was about how that person said the Buddha was a fictional character. He wasn't. He was a fact, whether that person found it convenient or not.
@Aaronthegreatest There is nothing ftaghn about safeguarding sanity. You need to let the mythos devour it so you have a small chance that they wont do the same to your body. :P
Look, the following should shut every "believer" and "skeptic" alike up. The Necronomicon is a FICTIONAL BOOK written about by HPL and elaborated upon later by his fans, although, supposedly, a dysfunctional, rebellious Greek Orthodox who calls himself Simon claims to both know, and write about, a book with the Greek title "Necronomicon", but it is about Sumerian mythology and gods, not alien divinities of pure evil.
@ThornUvDaath777 There is actually a real Necronomicon, but it's completely unrelated to Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones. The real Necronomicon is a religious text from Ancient Egypt. Seriously.
@WorldWarDeadpool Bwahahahahahahahah! You foolish mortal, no mere online purveyor of pithy human texts would dare to place the Necronomicon in it's shelves. The book would corrupt all the weak minds of their peon employees into forming a Cthulhu death cult, leading to Amazon's demise. If thou wishest to obtain yonder sacred book of evils, thou must casteth the tablet of Cthulhu into the ocean whilst making the Sign of Kish and chanting ye Incantation, and Lord Cthulhu shall reveal it to thou.
@IncurablePessimist Actually as it exists in the mythology it is fiction. However, there are several books, a Geiger art book for example, that are not fictional with the same name.
So the correct answer is "Depends on what version of the book you're talking about."
okay, so you are now saying that religion has nothing to do with it, while when I entered this discussion I started with religion, I myself am Muslim, but that does not mean that I am not open to Bboedha or ANY other deity. So why would you make a difference, plenty of cults for the deep ones exist. And the Necronomicon is "rewritten" by multiple authors, but the original is dated over 3000 years ago.
What do you know about the Necronomicon? Ever read it? Have you spoken to the writer?
If you say yes to my last question you are bluffing, you ask me why? Well, the author died over 3000 years ago, he was a Mesopotamian, so you can not ever say that it is fiction, maybe the deep ones did rule over our planet, who knows?
I do understand people not wanting to believe in the deep ones, for they are scary, but you should be open to the idea that they may exist.
@DeathknightAlan say that god is fictional as well, and the same for Allah (Even if I believe they are the same but expressed in defferent words) You could say that any religion is fiction. Its what you believe in.
@DeathknightAlan Religion has no place in this argument. This is all the work of an author bro....none of it is "based" on anything. Just because its popular doesn't make it real. Do you think harry potter is real too?
@DeathknightAlan Religion has no place in this argument. This is all the work of an author bro....none of it is "based" on anything. Just because its popular doesn't make it real. Do you think harry potter is real too?
@DeathknightAlan "The Necronomicon is a fictional grimoire appearing in the stories by horror writer H. P. Lovecraft and his followers. It was first mentioned in Lovecraft's 1924 short story "The Hound",[1] written in 1922, though its purported author, the "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred, had been quoted a year earlier in Lovecraft's "The Nameless City".[2] Among other things, the work contains an account of the Old Ones, their history, and the means for summoning them."
but . . . wheres the mouth? -whines- how can you kiss something with no mouth even mantibles help . . .oh yeah and a levitation spell to get that high XD
Lol that is not Yog-Sothoth. Yog-Sothoth is the Gate, and the key to the Gate. He knows all past, present and future, he is not a being that can be "kissed". He is a complex formations of portals. YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME FOOL, HE SEES ALL!!!!
@ricky1234321 Actually...among the plethora of names given to Yog-Sothoth, like any respectable Old One or Elder God, is "the All-in-One and the One-in-All"...which indicates the truth, that He is coterminous with all time and space, He is everywhere, all the time. So really, whatever, wherever, whenever, you will kiss Yog-Sothoth. There's no escaping the Lurker at the Threshold... :P
@ricky1234321 He has an eye and tenticals and mouths a plenty on dem tenticals if he is all time then I think he can kiss whoever he wants he also ass rapes 18 oarticular people
@ricky1234321 HE DIDN'T SING IT!! SO JUST SHUT UP, AND STOP COMPLAINING, YOU IDIOT! THIS SONG IS REALLY GOOD, AND A GROUO, DEDICATED TO H.P.L. DID IT!!
By the way, aabeeceed, thanks for putting this song on the web!
@ricky1234321 Take into consideration the fact that the Cthulhu mythos is a lot about perception and how taking away what we perceive to be reality is frightening and you seriously begin to question the description of the Elder Gods.
@ricky1234321 well it is a reference to the story Dunwitch Horror by one H.P. Lovecraft im not sure if you are kidding but since this is a youtube comment it is safe to assume you are not kidding
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I know that there is atleast one mentioned incident in which a human female has sex with Yog - Sothoth, one of the outer gods. What i dont get it is how a god, shapeless, sometimes the size that make bacteria looks bigs, sometimes encompass the entire galaxy, never appearing at one place, but at every corners of thousands of galaxies stimutaneously, has sex with human female?
@landship92 That is exactly how it happens...you can't think to much into because the statements are supposed to be to difficult for a mortal mind to comprehend. What is and isn't always will and won't be...what is everywhere and nowhere can and can't be...the logic in the mythos doesn't make sense to everyone so it is understandable that you don't understand.
@landship92 About your question I'm guessing there are probably some people on the internet who have given that some thought. A lot of thought, scary amounts of thought and they can be found on the internet like everything else ... rule 34.
Great song by the way...I can't help myself, I have to imagine Wilbur singing it in a musical-like scene while walking through the snowy streets of Dunwich while people are throwing rocks at him and dogs are barking in the background :-))
I think that Yog-Sothoth is one of the scariest 'other god' (as H.P originally describet them rather than outer gods), cause 'it' is the most close to the mythology of the all-seeing-be-everywhere-at-once type god that christians and etc. worship.
@AJ2987 That's why he spawned Jesus-like twin sons in The Dunwich Horror. Lovecraft was agnostic, he liked to make fun of religion.. see the last sentence from Shadow over Innsmouth.
Good luck finding a picture of Y-S. Lovecraft never mentioned what it looks like. He even called Yog-Sothoth a silly concept or something like that. The best you could do is to draw a tangle of ropes or spheres, which just isn't as recognizable as Cthulhu.
@VinceValentine I believe in The Horror in the Museum, he suggests that Yog-Sothoth appears as a mass of incandescant bubbles. Not that that's a very good decription, but hey, it's a horrible monster god from outer space, what do you want?
I have to disagree. We are not unnoticeable insects to Great Cthulhu. We are just so may boxes of chocolate covered ants to him. A surplus of tasty treats, as it were. Hence why his cultists seek to be eaten first, instead of having to watch their friends become tasty treats.
there IS a compilation of lovecrafts works entitled the necronomicon
so... yeah
TheAwesomeTypeGuy 3 weeks ago
Just gotta say, that's a pic of Cthulhu not Yog
RuinedMyExperience 3 weeks ago
@RuinedMyExperience Well, it's not like you can depict Yog at all, to be fair.
YamiAura 3 weeks ago
21 people saw their mother's kissing Yog-Sothoth.
Arturius 3 weeks ago
@Arturius and subsequently went mad
corjoth 15 hours ago
Thumps up if you looked at page 751 in your Necronomicon after 0:31.
lazermanextrem 1 month ago 8
@lazermanextrem It looks more like mother...
gatedude07 1 month ago
love it!!!!!
monica0999 1 month ago
Wilbur father is sure a womanizer...
BloomCherryBlossom 1 month ago
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! XD
musicman399 1 month ago
I saw Yog-Sothoth in the sky.
LifetreeKolobGnolaum 1 month ago
Scary Solstice, everybody! May Nyarlathotep take you through Yog Sothoth to the Black throne and sign your name in the true Necronomicon which lies below the mire and filth of the mad god, Azathoth.
IA Shub-Niggurath! IA Lilith! Ia, Ia, Cthulhu FTAGHN!
TheIrishGeisha 1 month ago 4
@TheIrishGeisha Um...OK? And what about the true non-cultist Necronomicon? I SPENT AGES PORING OVER THAT STUDYING TO BE A NECROMANCER! And nao I has to go through Azathoth's land of ickiness to find the cultist Necronomicon and hijack it JUST so I can take apprentices....Stupid High Necromancer and his stupid ideas of unique tests...And that`s assuming I`m not EATEN ALIVE... (screw reality. Necromancy is much funner. Oh wait there is no such word....more fun then.)
WarriorHawkSpirit 1 month ago
"Happy Holidays," all. Enjoy them before the Earth is cleared of all terrestrial life and those who howl the rites at the right times are transfigured.
I'd say "Merry Christmas," but as we all know, that's just a myth invented to keep us happy among the howling blackness the rolls past Yuggoth and unto Azathoth, bubbling and roiling in the center of the cankered and diseased universe, where shapeless forms writhe to the music of eldritch pipes held in nameless paws.
iggyono 1 month ago 2
The Necronomicon is not something you can merely buy with what would certainly become valueless human currency, should you follow the word of the sacred text. Only in the deepest recesses of the foul, infinitesimal netherworld known as the internet, or directly from the hands of a true cultist, can you gain access to the TRUE text, and even then it is traditional that you must make your very own Necronomicon, handmade and inked with your blood, in order to actually own one.
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MalevolentAnarchist 1 month ago
Where can i get the necronomicon?
NecroMetro 2 months ago
@NecroMetro well there are several different versions, but most can be found at any bookstore, check barnes & Nobel, thats where i got mine ^^
XenoHiveMind 2 months ago
@NecroMetro All I know is that it's buried in a cave in Asia, somewhere around the Himalayas. Happy hunting.
Aaronthegreatest 1 month ago
@Aaronthegreatest Don't worry i got one today!
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justinthegooch 2 months ago
Have you considered that you are all arguing over whose imaginary friend has more merit? Arguing over what deity is real and what one is not real is absolutely ridiculous because they all have the same basis of reality: the mind of the follower.
On that note, Ia, ia, Cthulhu F'tagn. Because he is just as real as Jesus, Buddah, Vishnu, or Allah. Only a myth.
TheIrishGeisha 3 months ago in playlist Under the Sea
@TheIrishGeisha Um... What? The Buddha was a human being and a historical figure.
...
Really?
14Jester88 2 months ago
@14Jester88 they worship Buddha because he was nice and caring, even to those who meant to do harm to him
right?
coldbloodedpredator1 2 months ago
@coldbloodedpredator1 He wasn't worshiped, though. He was revered, sure. But not quite worshiped. A lot of people get that mixed up because of the level of reverence he receives, but a lot of people in the East show an almost equal level of reverence for their ancestors. Still not worship, though.
And my comment was about how that person said the Buddha was a fictional character. He wasn't. He was a fact, whether that person found it convenient or not.
14Jester88 2 months ago
@TheIrishGeisha lolol keep telling yourself that. Anything to safeguard your sanity right?
Aaronthegreatest 1 month ago
@Aaronthegreatest There is nothing ftaghn about safeguarding sanity. You need to let the mythos devour it so you have a small chance that they wont do the same to your body. :P
TheIrishGeisha 1 month ago
@TheIrishGeisha haha I see. Very prudent of you :)
Aaronthegreatest 1 month ago
Look, the following should shut every "believer" and "skeptic" alike up. The Necronomicon is a FICTIONAL BOOK written about by HPL and elaborated upon later by his fans, although, supposedly, a dysfunctional, rebellious Greek Orthodox who calls himself Simon claims to both know, and write about, a book with the Greek title "Necronomicon", but it is about Sumerian mythology and gods, not alien divinities of pure evil.
ThornUvDaath777 3 months ago
@ThornUvDaath777 There is actually a real Necronomicon, but it's completely unrelated to Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones. The real Necronomicon is a religious text from Ancient Egypt. Seriously.
EmperorSkiratta 2 months ago
@EmperorSkiratta
I think you might be thinking of the Book of the Dead, the only necronomicon I'm aware of concerns mesopotamian religion, not Egyptian.
ThornUvDaath777 2 months ago
@ThornUvDaath777 THat's the one. It's also reffered to as the Necronomicon in some sources.
EmperorSkiratta 2 months ago
@EmperorSkiratta That's "book of the dead". It details burial rituals and talks a lot about Seth and other fake gods. TOTALLY different <.<
Aaronthegreatest 1 month ago
LOL :-D
punkies16 3 months ago
Are people seriously arguing down there about whether or not the Necronomicon is real?
*eyeroll*
IncurablePessimist 3 months ago in playlist IncurablePessimist's favorites 59
@IncurablePessimist Its real! I saw it on amazon!
WorldWarDeadpool 2 months ago
@WorldWarDeadpool Bwahahahahahahahah! You foolish mortal, no mere online purveyor of pithy human texts would dare to place the Necronomicon in it's shelves. The book would corrupt all the weak minds of their peon employees into forming a Cthulhu death cult, leading to Amazon's demise. If thou wishest to obtain yonder sacred book of evils, thou must casteth the tablet of Cthulhu into the ocean whilst making the Sign of Kish and chanting ye Incantation, and Lord Cthulhu shall reveal it to thou.
MalevolentAnarchist 1 month ago
@IncurablePessimist Actually as it exists in the mythology it is fiction. However, there are several books, a Geiger art book for example, that are not fictional with the same name.
So the correct answer is "Depends on what version of the book you're talking about."
AngelusDlion 1 month ago 2
@IncurablePessimist you're right
of course it is xD
ThePatridiot 1 month ago
@IncurablePessimist
It was actually the first conversation Neil Gaiman had with someone when he went to his first Fiction convention in the 70's haha.
TurpentineTimes 1 month ago
@IncurablePessimist the Necronomicon is real, weather or not the accounts and other information inside are true or fictitious are up to debate
corjoth 15 hours ago
okay, so you are now saying that religion has nothing to do with it, while when I entered this discussion I started with religion, I myself am Muslim, but that does not mean that I am not open to Bboedha or ANY other deity. So why would you make a difference, plenty of cults for the deep ones exist. And the Necronomicon is "rewritten" by multiple authors, but the original is dated over 3000 years ago.
DeathknightAlan 3 months ago
@DeathknightAlan LMAO... Laugh... My... Ass... Off... I love how you pulled every bit of that out of your ass with no actual knowledge of ANY facts.
ricky1234321 3 months ago
the necrocomicon is real but the one by hp love craft is fake
M4st3rCh3if117 4 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials the absince of evidence is not evidence of absince
sesshomaru880 4 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials evidence means that they exist ,no evidence means that they exist ,common sense has no place in it
sirtophatandmoncle 4 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials
What do you know about the Necronomicon? Ever read it? Have you spoken to the writer?
If you say yes to my last question you are bluffing, you ask me why? Well, the author died over 3000 years ago, he was a Mesopotamian, so you can not ever say that it is fiction, maybe the deep ones did rule over our planet, who knows?
I do understand people not wanting to believe in the deep ones, for they are scary, but you should be open to the idea that they may exist.
Else you could
DeathknightAlan 4 months ago
@DeathknightAlan say that god is fictional as well, and the same for Allah (Even if I believe they are the same but expressed in defferent words) You could say that any religion is fiction. Its what you believe in.
DeathknightAlan 4 months ago
@DeathknightAlan Religion has no place in this argument. This is all the work of an author bro....none of it is "based" on anything. Just because its popular doesn't make it real. Do you think harry potter is real too?
dunhilyn 4 months ago
@DeathknightAlan Religion has no place in this argument. This is all the work of an author bro....none of it is "based" on anything. Just because its popular doesn't make it real. Do you think harry potter is real too?
dunhilyn 4 months ago
@dunhilyn
The Cthulhu mythos seems just as legit to me as any other religious text.
Makes more sense than one that talks about a loving caring god who would toss people into an eternity of hellish torture at the drop of the hat.
MisterRKW 2 months ago
@DeathknightAlan No, the Necronomicon is a fictional concept of a book that was later written and released.
dujl 4 months ago 3
@DeathknightAlan "The Necronomicon is a fictional grimoire appearing in the stories by horror writer H. P. Lovecraft and his followers. It was first mentioned in Lovecraft's 1924 short story "The Hound",[1] written in 1922, though its purported author, the "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred, had been quoted a year earlier in Lovecraft's "The Nameless City".[2] Among other things, the work contains an account of the Old Ones, their history, and the means for summoning them."
Don't be so silly.
dujl 4 months ago 17
@dujl Wikipedia?
corjoth 15 hours ago
@corjoth Indeed. The most reliable source of information you will need in this instance.
dujl 2 hours ago
@DeathknightAlan Silly children, fact-checking is for grownup people!
MakuLegume 3 months ago
friken awsome
sesshomaru880 4 months ago
Ia Yog-Sothoth!
Voraxith 4 months ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, innit.
numberDCLXVI 4 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials Fiction? It is a real religion.
Ever read/heard about the Necronomicon?
DeathknightAlan 4 months ago
@DeathknightAlan A real religion based on a fictional book of which the author even says its fictional.
Genmax222222 4 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials Lol :D
14Jester88 4 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials What do you mean this is fiction?
Ia ia.
14Jester88 4 months ago
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ViewWatchGori19 4 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials Me, too. God, it is so blasphemous and annoying.
ViewWatchGori19 4 months ago
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ViewWatchGori19 4 months ago
Who knew the Illuminati could be so popular?
ViewWatchGori19 4 months ago
@ViewWatchGori19 Oh would you die?
Not everything which is Christian/Muslim/Jewish/Buddist/ETC. is devil worship.
I myself am Muslim, but if I were not, I would worship The Deep Ones.
DeathknightAlan 4 months ago
lol
KeLoman0 5 months ago
What is it with American Christmas carols and Lovecraftian lore?
DJAshian 6 months ago
yes sir mr chuck norris....
edichkaa 6 months ago
Yog-Sothoth is basically a little black hole.--Yog-Sothoth is the gate.Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.
edichkaa 6 months ago
@edichkaa Nah, Azathoth is a black hole. I like to think of Yog-Sothoth as the ultimate being, that everything happens because he wants.
DaFinMonsta 6 months ago
WHATS on page 751
faecenation 7 months ago
Don't call him Soap.
effeilensucre 8 months ago
I kind of love this... A LOT
poopyfly2008 8 months ago
lol.. no comments
TheSjpatrik 8 months ago
omg.
uptohisneck 8 months ago
but . . . wheres the mouth? -whines- how can you kiss something with no mouth even mantibles help . . .oh yeah and a levitation spell to get that high XD
thelunarghost 8 months ago
lol there are no page numbers in the necronomican
tundrafrog1124 9 months ago
@tundrafrog1124
Not read The Dunwich Horror?
chaosdeemon 9 months ago
@tundrafrog1124 that doesn't mean there isn't a page 751
AUstudios 9 months ago
@AUstudios the page 751 is mentioned in the Dunwich Horror
RavensSsBlood 8 months ago
@AUstudios haha :D so true.
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@tundrafrog1124 that doesn't mean there isn't a page 751
AUstudios 9 months ago
haha dunwich horror
666wickedjack 9 months ago
This is a bit messed up, but flippin' Hilarious! LOL
BroticFritz 9 months ago
@SceneboyGROWL
Azathoth will still just sit there. He would just send Nyarlathotep to do the dirty work.
Or the universe is just Azathoths dream and if he wakes up it will vanish. Nobody is really sure.
Let's just hope that the Outer Gods keep on dancing and don't stop.
:D
:P
BobbyTubes 9 months ago
@SceneboyGROWL I thought Cthulhu was more powerfull then Azathoth
MrJdmd0 9 months ago
@MrJdmd0
No.. Cthulhu is only the most well known in pop culture.
BobbyTubes 9 months ago
@BobbyTubes the only sorce of information i have it wikapedia e_e
MrJdmd0 9 months ago
@SceneboyGROWL
Psh. Azathoth just sits there sleeping. Shub-Niggurath is where it's at.
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i pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise
DarkAntiU94 10 months ago
Do you think H.P. Lovecraft would like a song like this?
dryspud 10 months ago
@dryspud hell yeah i think he would have laughed.
jallelind 10 months ago
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kranay 11 months ago
"My brother and me were spawned from the Necronomicon" XD XD XD
EmberWolfsArt 1 year ago 13
He has no mouth and I must scream.
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Mommy has some strange fetishes.
xBluePetalsx 1 year ago
@JJnnaatt No, wasn't she manipulated by Old Whately? I don't think she had any idea what she was... "getting into".
Koradyn 1 year ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nightsparrow626 1 year ago
as a servant of yog-sothoth i find this insulting as he has no mouth. But i find this hilarious since he has no mouth
remnock 1 year ago
@remnock Wilbur released a record it seems
MattParker117 1 year ago
I went caroling and started ringing this. cops and southerners don't rend H. P. Lovecraft apparently
FlCl3000 1 year ago 5
wtf that's not yog sothoth ...
however i love this song
celticthrash 1 year ago 3
@celticthrash Not surprisingly, it's actually kinda hard to find a picture of Yog-sothoth...believe me, I tried.
921darksider 1 year ago
@921darksider
google images..
sdrawkcabgnipytmi 1 year ago
@celticthrash your right it isn't
meluvzgir 1 year ago
Kinda reminds of the Jeepers Creepers Song...
oelapaloma 1 year ago
Lol that is not Yog-Sothoth. Yog-Sothoth is the Gate, and the key to the Gate. He knows all past, present and future, he is not a being that can be "kissed". He is a complex formations of portals. YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME FOOL, HE SEES ALL!!!!
ricky1234321 1 year ago 109
@ricky1234321
read the dunwitch horror, apperantly he can be more than kissed, if you catch my drift.
Deathrune456 1 year ago
@Deathrune456 a great deal more, i've read that
UnwantedStudios3 1 year ago
@ricky1234321 But Yog-Sothoth can take whatever form he wishes, whether it be multicolored bubbles or tentacles.
dragonofhope 10 months ago 3
@ricky1234321 But he still can have 2 children.
LovetoryLoveMachine 9 months ago
@ricky1234321 over thinking this abit arn't we after all yog sothoth and all the old ones are dead
takashi746 9 months ago
@ricky1234321 overthinking it abit arn't we after all they are all dead anyways
takashi746 9 months ago
@ricky1234321 But Yog-Sothoth has a son... SO HOW'D HE HAVE SECKS?!
LandSharkProductions 9 months ago
@ricky1234321 dude you can kiss one of his avatars....i did twice
xenoghost1 8 months ago
@ricky1234321 is that why he knocked up Lavinia Whateley?
spitfiremanlizerd 8 months ago
@ricky1234321 Actually...among the plethora of names given to Yog-Sothoth, like any respectable Old One or Elder God, is "the All-in-One and the One-in-All"...which indicates the truth, that He is coterminous with all time and space, He is everywhere, all the time. So really, whatever, wherever, whenever, you will kiss Yog-Sothoth. There's no escaping the Lurker at the Threshold... :P
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@ricky1234321 Yoggoth lw'nafh. Tsathoggua-nyth k'athg-nyth nw wgah'n lloig, Chtenff cthonians-nyth n'vulgtlagln ep shtunggli-nyth phlegeth-or. ph'ron nog-or fm'latgh sgn'wahl Yoggoth-'Og c'shuggoth-or, C'ee Niggurath quachil uttaus ill. k'uaaah y-nilgh'ri chuagnar faugn. hlirgh k'mg s'uhn y-shtunggli Cthulhu, Nilgh'ri-nyth c'gnaiih hlirgh nw yhupadgh. ooboshu shtunggli fm'latgh li'hee?
79hyperwave 7 months ago
@ricky1234321 logically he wouldn't be kissable... But you know... logic... Cthulhu ftagn.
TheSilentParadox 7 months ago 2
@ricky1234321 Yeah but its a bit of fun lol:)
cedricthecentaur 7 months ago
@ricky1234321
Yog Sothoth is not kissable? I beg to differ. After all, this song might be sung by Wilbur Whateley, right? ;)
LordZentei 7 months ago
@ricky1234321 Well I'm of the opinion if he can tap Lavinia Whateley he can be kissed.
Sp8d8 6 months ago
@ricky1234321 He has an eye and tenticals and mouths a plenty on dem tenticals if he is all time then I think he can kiss whoever he wants he also ass rapes 18 oarticular people
TheVideoMenace1 6 months ago
@ricky1234321 HE DIDN'T SING IT!! SO JUST SHUT UP, AND STOP COMPLAINING, YOU IDIOT! THIS SONG IS REALLY GOOD, AND A GROUO, DEDICATED TO H.P.L. DID IT!!
By the way, aabeeceed, thanks for putting this song on the web!
FlowerHeartGirl 6 months ago
@ricky1234321 You're a loser.
IArtGod 6 months ago
@ricky1234321 You're epic.
MrGonzo10051 6 months ago
@ricky1234321 It's based on a story where the kid is the spawn of Yog-Sothoth.
FroggerbobT 5 months ago in playlist Cthulhu Stuff
@ricky1234321 Take into consideration the fact that the Cthulhu mythos is a lot about perception and how taking away what we perceive to be reality is frightening and you seriously begin to question the description of the Elder Gods.
TheRealMiraiGaming 5 months ago
@ricky1234321 well it is a reference to the story Dunwitch Horror by one H.P. Lovecraft im not sure if you are kidding but since this is a youtube comment it is safe to assume you are not kidding
FarlosArakalot 5 months ago
@ricky1234321 How would you know? Perhaps there are beings beyond our comprehension in the universe who are able to kiss Yog'sothoth.
Archimonde259 5 months ago
@Archimonde259 for example His mommy.
Adihash666 5 months ago
@ricky1234321 Yog-Sothoth is the father of Cuthulu. And Cuthulu is ashamed of his mother.
maxx7maxx7 4 months ago
lmao, brilliant use of lyrics. BRILLIANT!
Bobablazer 1 year ago
Does Yog-Sothoth even have lips? I thought he was a mass of spheres. Unless he used that form from "The Gate of the Silver Key".
dtouey 1 year ago
I can't stop singing this.
KMxHearts 1 year ago
Yog-Sothoth = Yog-Saron? Azetoth = Azeroth? Blizzard are stealing some names here..
Bulk39 1 year ago 3
@Bulk39 FINALLY SOME ONE THATS SMART you sir are a genuis most people would have said it the other way around
tundrafrog1124 1 year ago
@tundrafrog1124 I laugh so hard when people say that. I think Yog-Sothoth is at least....seven infinity times older than Blizzard, XD
Vampirosaurusrex 1 year ago
@Vampirosaurusrex He did say that Blizzard stole the name though, which essentialy is correct even if I wouldn't use the word steal here.
Airlainen 1 year ago
@Airlainen Yeah, it is....well sort of stolen in a way. It is different.
Vampirosaurusrex 1 year ago
@Bulk39 Not to mention Cthulhu - C'thun
TheLordOfBugs 1 year ago
lmao wtf, kissing yog-sothoth? Yoh-sothoth WOULD DESTROY THAT BITCH!!!
ricky1234321 1 year ago
@ricky1234321 Yup. He hit it like the fist of an angry Great Old One..
Seamus451 1 year ago
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where can I read all the mytho stories for free?
juliusyeung0330 1 year ago
Google "lovecraft stories"
sdrawkcabgnipytmi 1 year ago
f'tagn
danthoa 1 year ago
This is absolutely amazing!!!
Qrawzseg 1 year ago
fh'tagn bitches
storksforever2000 1 year ago
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janelovesyou10 1 year ago
I know that there is atleast one mentioned incident in which a human female has sex with Yog - Sothoth, one of the outer gods. What i dont get it is how a god, shapeless, sometimes the size that make bacteria looks bigs, sometimes encompass the entire galaxy, never appearing at one place, but at every corners of thousands of galaxies stimutaneously, has sex with human female?
landship92 1 year ago
@landship92 That is exactly how it happens...you can't think to much into because the statements are supposed to be to difficult for a mortal mind to comprehend. What is and isn't always will and won't be...what is everywhere and nowhere can and can't be...the logic in the mythos doesn't make sense to everyone so it is understandable that you don't understand.
bonniecamm 1 year ago
@landship92 About your question I'm guessing there are probably some people on the internet who have given that some thought. A lot of thought, scary amounts of thought and they can be found on the internet like everything else ... rule 34.
yellowbeard1 1 year ago
@landship92
they have proportionally microscopic penises...
sdrawkcabgnipytmi 1 year ago
I caught a friend of mine kissing Cthulhu, but then he ate her...oh well.
921darksider 1 year ago
would be awesome to hear that with Wilbur Whateley's voice from the dark adventure radio theatre adaption
KombatMortal 1 year ago
And that's how The Dunwich Horror came into existence.
Iamtheoverlord89 1 year ago
greets fron nyar
BeavisNacho 1 year ago
Can someone explain to me the concept of the great old ones.
BryanBlack785 1 year ago
wow weird. who is Lovecraft with such knowledge of how the universe works? read the bible if you want to freak out.
SleepingDogification 1 year ago
@SleepingDogification ...what? D:
Great song by the way...I can't help myself, I have to imagine Wilbur singing it in a musical-like scene while walking through the snowy streets of Dunwich while people are throwing rocks at him and dogs are barking in the background :-))
stalk8r 1 year ago
I think that Yog-Sothoth is one of the scariest 'other god' (as H.P originally describet them rather than outer gods), cause 'it' is the most close to the mythology of the all-seeing-be-everywhere-at-once type god that christians and etc. worship.
AJ2987 1 year ago
@AJ2987 CTHULHU FTW mate.
ridah223 1 year ago
@AJ2987 That's why he spawned Jesus-like twin sons in The Dunwich Horror. Lovecraft was agnostic, he liked to make fun of religion.. see the last sentence from Shadow over Innsmouth.
VinceValentine 1 year ago
Ah... christmas memories in the Whately home...
HakoroNui 1 year ago
...the song's about father Yog, but I'm looking at Cthulhu...
kaijinu 1 year ago
@kaijinu
Good luck finding a picture of Y-S. Lovecraft never mentioned what it looks like. He even called Yog-Sothoth a silly concept or something like that. The best you could do is to draw a tangle of ropes or spheres, which just isn't as recognizable as Cthulhu.
VinceValentine 1 year ago
@VinceValentine
point taken, Y-S kinda resembles Azathoth...
kaijinu 1 year ago
@VinceValentine I believe in The Horror in the Museum, he suggests that Yog-Sothoth appears as a mass of incandescant bubbles. Not that that's a very good decription, but hey, it's a horrible monster god from outer space, what do you want?
TheZombiePimpernel 1 year ago
I have to disagree. We are not unnoticeable insects to Great Cthulhu. We are just so may boxes of chocolate covered ants to him. A surplus of tasty treats, as it were. Hence why his cultists seek to be eaten first, instead of having to watch their friends become tasty treats.
rhonan 1 year ago
ummm...you do know thats a pic of cthulhu?
void735 1 year ago 2
Lemme tell you momma was doin more than kissin ;)
Zellig 1 year ago
The bitch just wanted the key.
JJnnaatt 1 year ago 36
@JJnnaatt And you want that game you can't seem to find.
XenosRex 1 year ago
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