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  • there IS a compilation of lovecrafts works entitled the necronomicon

    so... yeah

  • Just gotta say, that's a pic of Cthulhu not Yog

  • @RuinedMyExperience Well, it's not like you can depict Yog at all, to be fair.

  • 21 people saw their mother's kissing Yog-Sothoth.

  • @Arturius and subsequently went mad

  • Thumps up if you looked at page 751 in your Necronomicon after 0:31.

  • @lazermanextrem It looks more like mother...

  • love it!!!!!

  • Wilbur father is sure a womanizer...

  • I saw Yog-Sothoth in the sky.

  • Scary Solstice, everybody! May Nyarlathotep take you through Yog Sothoth to the Black throne and sign your name in the true Necronomicon which lies below the mire and filth of the mad god, Azathoth.

    IA Shub-Niggurath! IA Lilith! Ia, Ia, Cthulhu FTAGHN!

  • @TheIrishGeisha Um...OK? And what about the true non-cultist Necronomicon? I SPENT AGES PORING OVER THAT STUDYING TO BE A NECROMANCER! And nao I has to go through Azathoth's land of ickiness to find the cultist Necronomicon and hijack it JUST so I can take apprentices....Stupid High Necromancer and his stupid ideas of unique tests...And that`s assuming I`m not EATEN ALIVE... (screw reality. Necromancy is much funner. Oh wait there is no such word....more fun then.)

  • "Happy Holidays," all. Enjoy them before the Earth is cleared of all terrestrial life and those who howl the rites at the right times are transfigured.

    I'd say "Merry Christmas," but as we all know, that's just a myth invented to keep us happy among the howling blackness the rolls past Yuggoth and unto Azathoth, bubbling and roiling in the center of the cankered and diseased universe, where shapeless forms writhe to the music of eldritch pipes held in nameless paws.

  • The Necronomicon is not something you can merely buy with what would certainly become valueless human currency, should you follow the word of the sacred text. Only in the deepest recesses of the foul, infinitesimal netherworld known as the internet, or directly from the hands of a true cultist, can you gain access to the TRUE text, and even then it is traditional that you must make your very own Necronomicon, handmade and inked with your blood, in order to actually own one.

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  • Where can i get the necronomicon?

  • @NecroMetro well there are several different versions, but most can be found at any bookstore, check barnes & Nobel, thats where i got mine ^^

  • @NecroMetro All I know is that it's buried in a cave in Asia, somewhere around the Himalayas. Happy hunting.

  • @Aaronthegreatest Don't worry i got one today!

  • Have you considered that you are all arguing over whose imaginary friend has more merit? Arguing over what deity is real and what one is not real is absolutely ridiculous because they all have the same basis of reality: the mind of the follower.

    On that note, Ia, ia, Cthulhu F'tagn. Because he is just as real as Jesus, Buddah, Vishnu, or Allah. Only a myth.

  • @TheIrishGeisha Um... What? The Buddha was a human being and a historical figure.

    ...

    Really?

  • @14Jester88 they worship Buddha because he was nice and caring, even to those who meant to do harm to him

    right?

  • @coldbloodedpredator1 He wasn't worshiped, though. He was revered, sure. But not quite worshiped. A lot of people get that mixed up because of the level of reverence he receives, but a lot of people in the East show an almost equal level of reverence for their ancestors. Still not worship, though.

    And my comment was about how that person said the Buddha was a fictional character. He wasn't. He was a fact, whether that person found it convenient or not.

  • @TheIrishGeisha lolol keep telling yourself that. Anything to safeguard your sanity right?

  • @Aaronthegreatest There is nothing ftaghn about safeguarding sanity. You need to let the mythos devour it so you have a small chance that they wont do the same to your body. :P

  • @TheIrishGeisha haha I see. Very prudent of you :)

  • Look, the following should shut every "believer" and "skeptic" alike up. The Necronomicon is a FICTIONAL BOOK written about by HPL and elaborated upon later by his fans, although, supposedly, a dysfunctional, rebellious Greek Orthodox who calls himself Simon claims to both know, and write about, a book with the Greek title "Necronomicon", but it is about Sumerian mythology and gods, not alien divinities of pure evil.

  • @ThornUvDaath777 There is actually a real Necronomicon, but it's completely unrelated to Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones. The real Necronomicon is a religious text from Ancient Egypt. Seriously.

  • @EmperorSkiratta

    I think you might be thinking of the Book of the Dead, the only necronomicon I'm aware of concerns mesopotamian religion, not Egyptian.

  • @ThornUvDaath777 THat's the one. It's also reffered to as the Necronomicon in some sources.

  • @EmperorSkiratta That's "book of the dead". It details burial rituals and talks a lot about Seth and other fake gods. TOTALLY different <.<

  • LOL :-D

  • Are people seriously arguing down there about whether or not the Necronomicon is real?

    *eyeroll*

  • @IncurablePessimist Its real! I saw it on amazon!

  • @WorldWarDeadpool Bwahahahahahahahah! You foolish mortal, no mere online purveyor of pithy human texts would dare to place the Necronomicon in it's shelves. The book would corrupt all the weak minds of their peon employees into forming a Cthulhu death cult, leading to Amazon's demise. If thou wishest to obtain yonder sacred book of evils, thou must casteth the tablet of Cthulhu into the ocean whilst making the Sign of Kish and chanting ye Incantation, and Lord Cthulhu shall reveal it to thou.

  • @IncurablePessimist Actually as it exists in the mythology it is fiction. However, there are several books, a Geiger art book for example, that are not fictional with the same name.

    So the correct answer is "Depends on what version of the book you're talking about."

  • @IncurablePessimist you're right

    of course it is xD

  • @IncurablePessimist

    It was actually the first conversation Neil Gaiman had with someone when he went to his first Fiction convention in the 70's haha.

  • @IncurablePessimist the Necronomicon is real, weather or not the accounts and other information inside are true or fictitious are up to debate

  • okay, so you are now saying that religion has nothing to do with it, while when I entered this discussion I started with religion, I myself am Muslim, but that does not mean that I am not open to Bboedha or ANY other deity. So why would you make a difference, plenty of cults for the deep ones exist. And the Necronomicon is "rewritten" by multiple authors, but the original is dated over 3000 years ago.

  • @DeathknightAlan LMAO... Laugh... My... Ass... Off... I love how you pulled every bit of that out of your ass with no actual knowledge of ANY facts.

  • the necrocomicon is real but the one by hp love craft is fake

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials the absince of evidence is not evidence of absince

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials evidence means that they exist ,no evidence means that they exist ,common sense has no place in it

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials

    What do you know about the Necronomicon? Ever read it? Have you spoken to the writer?

    If you say yes to my last question you are bluffing, you ask me why? Well, the author died over 3000 years ago, he was a Mesopotamian, so you can not ever say that it is fiction, maybe the deep ones did rule over our planet, who knows?

    I do understand people not wanting to believe in the deep ones, for they are scary, but you should be open to the idea that they may exist.

    Else you could

  • @DeathknightAlan say that god is fictional as well, and the same for Allah (Even if I believe they are the same but expressed in defferent words) You could say that any religion is fiction. Its what you believe in.

  • @DeathknightAlan Religion has no place in this argument. This is all the work of an author bro....none of it is "based" on anything. Just because its popular doesn't make it real. Do you think harry potter is real too?

  • @DeathknightAlan Religion has no place in this argument. This is all the work of an author bro....none of it is "based" on anything. Just because its popular doesn't make it real. Do you think harry potter is real too?

  • @dunhilyn

    The Cthulhu mythos seems just as legit to me as any other religious text.

    Makes more sense than one that talks about a loving caring god who would toss people into an eternity of hellish torture at the drop of the hat.

  • @DeathknightAlan No, the Necronomicon is a fictional concept of a book that was later written and released.

  • @DeathknightAlan "The Necronomicon is a fictional grimoire appearing in the stories by horror writer H. P. Lovecraft and his followers. It was first mentioned in Lovecraft's 1924 short story "The Hound",[1] written in 1922, though its purported author, the "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred, had been quoted a year earlier in Lovecraft's "The Nameless City".[2] Among other things, the work contains an account of the Old Ones, their history, and the means for summoning them."

    Don't be so silly.

  • @dujl Wikipedia?

  • @corjoth Indeed. The most reliable source of information you will need in this instance.

  • @DeathknightAlan Silly children, fact-checking is for grownup people!

  • friken awsome 

  • Ia Yog-Sothoth!

  • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, innit.

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials Fiction? It is a real religion.

    Ever read/heard about the Necronomicon?

  • @DeathknightAlan A real religion based on a fictional book of which the author even says its fictional.

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials What do you mean this is fiction?

    Ia ia.

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials Me, too. God, it is so blasphemous and annoying.

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  • Who knew the Illuminati could be so popular?

  • @ViewWatchGori19 Oh would you die?

    Not everything which is Christian/Muslim/Jewish/Buddis­t/ETC. is devil worship.

    I myself am Muslim, but if I were not, I would worship The Deep Ones.

  • lol

  • What is it with American Christmas carols and Lovecraftian lore?

  • yes sir mr chuck norris....

  • Yog-Sothoth is basically a little black hole.--Yog-Sothoth is the gate.Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.

  • @edichkaa Nah, Azathoth is a black hole. I like to think of Yog-Sothoth as the ultimate being, that everything happens because he wants.

  • WHATS on page 751

  • Don't call him Soap.

  • I kind of love this... A LOT

    

  • lol.. no comments

  • omg.

  • but . . . wheres the mouth? -whines- how can you kiss something with no mouth even mantibles help . . .oh yeah and a levitation spell to get that high XD

  • lol there are no page numbers in the necronomican

  • @tundrafrog1124

    Not read The Dunwich Horror?

  • @tundrafrog1124 that doesn't mean there isn't a page 751

  • @AUstudios the page 751 is mentioned in the Dunwich Horror

  • @AUstudios haha :D so true.

  • haha dunwich horror

  • This is a bit messed up, but flippin' Hilarious! LOL

  • @SceneboyGROWL

    Azathoth will still just sit there. He would just send Nyarlathotep to do the dirty work.

    Or the universe is just Azathoths dream and if he wakes up it will vanish. Nobody is really sure.

    Let's just hope that the Outer Gods keep on dancing and don't stop.

    :D

    :P

  • @SceneboyGROWL I thought Cthulhu was more powerfull then Azathoth

  • @MrJdmd0

    No.. Cthulhu is only the most well known in pop culture.

  • @BobbyTubes the only sorce of information i have it wikapedia e_e

  • @SceneboyGROWL

    Psh. Azathoth just sits there sleeping. Shub-Niggurath is where it's at.

  • Do you think H.P. Lovecraft would like a song like this?

  • @dryspud hell yeah i think he would have laughed.

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  • "My brother and me were spawned from the Necronomicon" XD XD XD

  • He has no mouth and I must scream.

  • @JJnnaatt No, wasn't she manipulated by Old Whately? I don't think she had any idea what she was... "getting into".

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  • as a servant of yog-sothoth i find this insulting as he has no mouth. But i find this hilarious since he has no mouth

  • @remnock Wilbur released a record it seems

  • I went caroling and started ringing this. cops and southerners don't rend H. P. Lovecraft apparently

  • wtf that's not yog sothoth ...

    however i love this song

  • @celticthrash Not surprisingly, it's actually kinda hard to find a picture of Yog-sothoth...believe me, I tried.

  • @921darksider

    google images..

  • @celticthrash your right it isn't

  • Kinda reminds of the Jeepers Creepers Song...

  • Lol that is not Yog-Sothoth. Yog-Sothoth is the Gate, and the key to the Gate. He knows all past, present and future, he is not a being that can be "kissed". He is a complex formations of portals. YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME FOOL, HE SEES ALL!!!!

  • @ricky1234321

    read the dunwitch horror, apperantly he can be more than kissed, if you catch my drift.

  • @Deathrune456 a great deal more, i've read that

  • @ricky1234321 But Yog-Sothoth can take whatever form he wishes, whether it be multicolored bubbles or tentacles.

  • @ricky1234321 But he still can have 2 children. 

  • @ricky1234321 over thinking this abit arn't we after all yog sothoth and all the old ones are dead

  • @ricky1234321 overthinking it abit arn't we after all they are all dead anyways

  • @ricky1234321 But Yog-Sothoth has a son... SO HOW'D HE HAVE SECKS?!

  • @ricky1234321 dude you can kiss one of his avatars....i did twice

  • @ricky1234321 is that why he knocked up Lavinia Whateley?

  • @ricky1234321 Actually...among the plethora of names given to Yog-Sothoth, like any respectable Old One or Elder God, is "the All-in-One and the One-in-All"...which indicates the truth, that He is coterminous with all time and space, He is everywhere, all the time. So really, whatever, wherever, whenever, you will kiss Yog-Sothoth. There's no escaping the Lurker at the Threshold... :P

  • @ricky1234321 logically he wouldn't be kissable... But you know... logic... Cthulhu ftagn.

  • @ricky1234321 Yeah but its a bit of fun lol:)

  • @ricky1234321

    Yog Sothoth is not kissable? I beg to differ. After all, this song might be sung by Wilbur Whateley, right? ;)

  • @ricky1234321 Well I'm of the opinion if he can tap Lavinia Whateley he can be kissed.

  • @ricky1234321 He has an eye and tenticals and mouths a plenty on dem tenticals if he is all time then I think he can kiss whoever he wants he also ass rapes 18 oarticular people

  • @ricky1234321 HE DIDN'T SING IT!! SO JUST SHUT UP, AND STOP COMPLAINING, YOU IDIOT! THIS SONG IS REALLY GOOD, AND A GROUO, DEDICATED TO H.P.L. DID IT!!

    By the way, aabeeceed, thanks for putting this song on the web!

  • @ricky1234321 You're a loser.

  • @ricky1234321 You're epic.

  • @ricky1234321 It's based on a story where the kid is the spawn of Yog-Sothoth.

  • @ricky1234321 Take into consideration the fact that the Cthulhu mythos is a lot about perception and how taking away what we perceive to be reality is frightening and you seriously begin to question the description of the Elder Gods.

  • @ricky1234321 well it is a reference to the story Dunwitch Horror by one H.P. Lovecraft im not sure if you are kidding but since this is a youtube comment it is safe to assume you are not kidding

  • @ricky1234321 How would you know? Perhaps there are beings beyond our comprehension in the universe who are able to kiss Yog'sothoth.

  • @Archimonde259 for example His mommy.

  • @ricky1234321 Yog-Sothoth is the father of Cuthulu. And Cuthulu is ashamed of his mother.

  • lmao, brilliant use of lyrics. BRILLIANT!

  • Does Yog-Sothoth even have lips? I thought he was a mass of spheres. Unless he used that form from "The Gate of the Silver Key".

  • I can't stop singing this.

  • Yog-Sothoth = Yog-Saron? Azetoth = Azeroth? Blizzard are stealing some names here..

  • @Bulk39 FINALLY SOME ONE THATS SMART you sir are a genuis most people would have said it the other way around

  • @tundrafrog1124 I laugh so hard when people say that. I think Yog-Sothoth is at least....seven infinity times older than Blizzard, XD

  • @Vampirosaurusrex He did say that Blizzard stole the name though, which essentialy is correct even if I wouldn't use the word steal here.

  • @Airlainen Yeah, it is....well sort of stolen in a way. It is different.

  • @Bulk39 Not to mention Cthulhu - C'thun

  • lmao wtf, kissing yog-sothoth? Yoh-sothoth WOULD DESTROY THAT BITCH!!!

  • @ricky1234321 Yup. He hit it like the fist of an angry Great Old One..

  • Google "lovecraft stories"

  • f'tagn

  • This is absolutely amazing!!!

  • fh'tagn bitches

  • I know that there is atleast one mentioned incident in which a human female has sex with Yog - Sothoth, one of the outer gods. What i dont get it is how a god, shapeless, sometimes the size that make bacteria looks bigs, sometimes encompass the entire galaxy, never appearing at one place, but at every corners of thousands of galaxies stimutaneously, has sex with human female?

  • @landship92 That is exactly how it happens...you can't think to much into because the statements are supposed to be to difficult for a mortal mind to comprehend. What is and isn't always will and won't be...what is everywhere and nowhere can and can't be...the logic in the mythos doesn't make sense to everyone so it is understandable that you don't understand.

  • @landship92 About your question I'm guessing there are probably some people on the internet who have given that some thought. A lot of thought, scary amounts of thought and they can be found on the internet like everything else ... rule 34.

  • @landship92

    they have proportionally microscopic penises...

  • I caught a friend of mine kissing Cthulhu, but then he ate her...oh well.

  • would be awesome to hear that with Wilbur Whateley's voice from the dark adventure radio theatre adaption

  • And that's how The Dunwich Horror came into existence.

  • greets fron nyar

  • Can someone explain to me the concept of the great old ones.

  • wow weird. who is Lovecraft with such knowledge of how the universe works? read the bible if you want to freak out.

  • @SleepingDogification ...what? D:

    Great song by the way...I can't help myself, I have to imagine Wilbur singing it in a musical-like scene while walking through the snowy streets of Dunwich while people are throwing rocks at him and dogs are barking in the background :-))

  • I think that Yog-Sothoth is one of the scariest 'other god' (as H.P originally describet them rather than outer gods), cause 'it' is the most close to the mythology of the all-seeing-be-everywhere-at-on­ce type god that christians and etc. worship.

  • @AJ2987 CTHULHU FTW mate.

  • @AJ2987 That's why he spawned Jesus-like twin sons in The Dunwich Horror. Lovecraft was agnostic, he liked to make fun of religion.. see the last sentence from Shadow over Innsmouth.

  • Ah... christmas memories in the Whately home...

  • ...the song's about father Yog, but I'm looking at Cthulhu...

  • @kaijinu

    Good luck finding a picture of Y-S. Lovecraft never mentioned what it looks like. He even called Yog-Sothoth a silly concept or something like that. The best you could do is to draw a tangle of ropes or spheres, which just isn't as recognizable as Cthulhu.

  • @VinceValentine

    point taken, Y-S kinda resembles Azathoth...

  • @VinceValentine I believe in The Horror in the Museum, he suggests that Yog-Sothoth appears as a mass of incandescant bubbles. Not that that's a very good decription, but hey, it's a horrible monster god from outer space, what do you want?

  • I have to disagree. We are not unnoticeable insects to Great Cthulhu. We are just so may boxes of chocolate covered ants to him. A surplus of tasty treats, as it were. Hence why his cultists seek to be eaten first, instead of having to watch their friends become tasty treats.

  • ummm...you do know thats a pic of cthulhu?

  • Lemme tell you momma was doin more than kissin ;)

  • The bitch just wanted the key.

  • @JJnnaatt And you want that game you can't seem to find.