I hate people that act like because they can use google means they're the smartest people in the universe. I also hate stuck up fat chicks, and fat people in general. Though, I have to clarify, I only hate fat people who are fat due to their own laziness and idiocy. Usually it's them who has that attitude of "I'm so better than everyone else."
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight
Seems to me like she waited for him to say something and THEN "figured it out on her own" by Googling what he said. Which is not figuring it out on your own.
'Lavern, I am not interested in your street lingo. What I am interested in is where she found that magic phone that keeps making me look like an idiot.'
@trevatrevs for facebook ok, but i have 45 more scrubs clips and about 50% of all comments are just quotes from the video and i'm kinda annoyed by that, you know?
What's pathetic is to nag about it... it's a way of showing people that you think something''s funny... is it really that annoying or do you just enjoy making fun of other people?
@TheJamiam Yeah, but I didn't start it. I was trying to end it. And look at the douchebaggery of Mr. Rankbro, and tell me he doesn't have to grow the fuck up.
"You want to know the God-honest truth......and this is a fact.....you ARE what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?"
Unfortunately, Google is probably one of the reasons I rarely go to the doctor anymore. Why pay a fee when you can spend a couple hours on the internet and get a fairly accurate self-diagnosis?
one of the most satisfying endings. fat chick got what she deserves, a pep talk. and not that im against fat girls, but she was a bitch, which makes it satisfying.
Lol better then the Man~toots scene
MrMofo97 3 days ago
Laverne's street lingo.
sujitphatak 1 week ago
I LOVE Laverne haha
TheGreyEyedGirl 2 weeks ago
haaaahhahhahha
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abdalrhman8098 4 weeks ago
"Laverne, I am not interested in your street lingo."
Jesus fucking christ Scrubs is brilliant
SmokieWins 1 month ago 9
I must be a master at "Street Lingo."
narusteph 1 month ago
I've watched this clip 100 times and I only just noticed it was uploaded on my dad's birthday
xbladeofgrassx 1 month ago in playlist Ways to Win 2
@xbladeofgrassx So your dad is 2 years old? That's a little weird..
jarrin92 1 month ago 3
@jarrin92 yeah, why? How old is yours?
xbladeofgrassx 1 month ago
pause at 0:00, his scrubs are dark blue and at 0:03 they are light :D
TomPoes000 1 month ago 18
@TomPoes000 Great spot! hahaha
TheBassHeavy 1 month ago
can't stop pressing 8......
JeroTheLuckLP 2 months ago
'Which Episode is this?
sillie3332 2 months ago
@sillie3332 "My Boss's Free Haircut", the 20th episode of Season Four.
CalumAJ99 2 months ago
Ever noticed the top comments are people typing what the video says?
63stuckey 2 months ago
shes fat
MrPendejo1321 2 months ago
12th at Stanford Med is nothing to be ashamed about lol
jaylay734 2 months ago 5
Only Laverne could say that in such a winning way!
Bastarden 2 months ago 2
i googled "My Ass" got... alot porn...
DJHeroMist 3 months ago
lol Lavern FTW
pebble37lifter 3 months ago
I cried when Lavern went into a coma.
kubrox91 3 months ago
i woulda just punched that fat bitch in th face by now
ARavingLooony 3 months ago
12th at stanfords still pretty fuckin good lol
jaylay734 3 months ago
you wouldn't ever hear "she yahoo'd your ass"
dan01301 4 months ago 111
@dan01301 you might hear "she bing'd your ass", but that may be confused with "he banged your ass"
rabidbunnies2 3 months ago
@rabidbunnies2 haha, might sound a bit weird
dan01301 3 months ago
y couldent keith die instead of lavern
HARDCORESnipeZz 4 months ago
@HARDCORESnipeZz Dafuq? She died?
Goomba753 3 months ago
@Goomba753 yeah, she got hit by a car, went in a comma and died :/
Atxurion 3 months ago
@Atxurion I think it's appropriate to play JD's sad song on the keyboard now.
...
Done. =[
Goomba753 3 months ago
@Goomba753 D': yes, i know.. : < -i play the keyboard too~ -
Atxurion 3 months ago
Fat is flammable google that bitch.
Alexc3217 4 months ago
Look how angular Laverne's face is .She's THIN!
tracyblogger 4 months ago
fat bitch
terminator734 4 months ago
In fairness Kelso owns her later on with some life advice...and he also owns Turkleton.
scaryninja1693 4 months ago
Scrubs - She Googled Your Ass!
1990GreenDay2009 4 months ago
I was playing CSS and watching that, and at 0:38 someone said "YOU FAIL!" lol
XxViZARD253xX 4 months ago
I was playing CSS and watching that, and at 0:38 someone said "YOU FAIL!" lol
XxViZARD253xX 4 months ago
Dam these magic phones -__-
AdrienStevens655 5 months ago 3
I love Laverne.
EjvindDark 5 months ago
I miss you lavurne <3333
dennyfrontier 5 months ago 2
0:38 my new text messege ring
RockBoy191 5 months ago
!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝
BananaBooster 5 months ago
Okay... why is Kelso wearing Scrubs and where is his tie?
gesamtszenario 5 months ago
fuckin pig
bulgariunazi 5 months ago
nurse kelso
inuyasha9454 5 months ago
Why is Laverne so thin in here?!
TheSirFindus 5 months ago
@TheSirFindus she probably looks thin compared to the pationt
gameguy20100 5 months ago
@gameguy20100 xD
TheSirFindus 5 months ago
@gameguy20100 xD
TheSirFindus 5 months ago
what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?Bob Kelso,nice to meet you!
warmaker911 5 months ago
"I'm not interested in your street lingo!"
Lunkaren 5 months ago 2
i want that phone
naughtygirl176 5 months ago
holy shit the patients a fat piece of shit bitch i want to shoot her right now
ARavingLooony 6 months ago 2
Is that blubberella?
TheMjallemand 6 months ago
and press 7 for another funny face of kelso
deathspeeed 6 months ago
press 5 for kelso's face
deathspeeed 6 months ago
2 people had their assess googled!
TheJellymonty 6 months ago
"Wow. You've figured out that I'm fat."
XD
but that girl really did act like a total brat >_>
567avril 6 months ago 5
I hate people that act like because they can use google means they're the smartest people in the universe. I also hate stuck up fat chicks, and fat people in general. Though, I have to clarify, I only hate fat people who are fat due to their own laziness and idiocy. Usually it's them who has that attitude of "I'm so better than everyone else."
dmtgm 6 months ago 3
@dmtgm what if they eat out of drespression, in some cases people eat to ease the pain out others hurtful comments
babyshadow103 5 months ago
@babyshadow103 Yes I read that in a book, people who are over weight tend to be sensitive type people
lbrinin1701 5 months ago
I love Kelso. Such a crack up.
BushidoRei 6 months ago
Street lingo xD
SuperTomC95 6 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight
2theRedNecks 6 months ago
@scheiSSkind77
Seems to me like she waited for him to say something and THEN "figured it out on her own" by Googling what he said. Which is not figuring it out on your own.
h3lblad3 6 months ago
I swear, she sounds just like my friend's grandma O_o
potco133 6 months ago
I am interested in street lingo
baronshooter8 6 months ago
season 4, ep 20
ganzthul 6 months ago
press 8 for "she googled your ass"
cgmproductions98 6 months ago
I actually googled 'your ass' 166 million results! But 'my ass' only got 155 million, what's wrong with 'my ass'?
newperve 6 months ago 203
@newperve Are you George Carlin?
rabidbunnies2 3 months ago
@rabidbunnies2 Has "passed on". Oh wait no he hasn't, he's just dead. Either way he's not me.
newperve 3 months ago
@newperve Your ass is up to 368million in the last 5 months. My ass is only up to 192million. Your ass is pulling further away
Pyroshen 3 weeks ago
WOW, you figured out I'm fat
firedancer131313 6 months ago
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahha
guides123toabc 6 months ago
Press 8 for "She googled yoo ass."
malizz100 6 months ago
"she google yoo ass"
Mutu1026 6 months ago
1 out of 5 people have it???? damn people in the US are fat XD
MultiGreen213 6 months ago
I LOVE LAVERNE!! also,did any of you know that the actress of laverne was also in POWER RANGERS IN SPACE?!
RazeBlader18 7 months ago
press 8
jamesXXy2k 7 months ago
press 0 and see Dr. Kelso in a blue scrub, then he is in a light blue scrub
Toronto518ify 7 months ago 2
what ep is this from?
litlaznprincess 7 months ago
that woman needs a bitch slap
QNHCantiAlpha 7 months ago
laverne just needs one sentence to be awesome
danielXdf 7 months ago 2
OH, Lavern, you're amazing.
impagain 7 months ago
She googled yo ass.
HeljeOwner 7 months ago 77
'Lavern, I am not interested in your street lingo. What I am interested in is where she found that magic phone that keeps making me look like an idiot.'
sofie482 8 months ago 5
I hate that fat bitch.
FishnChipsnPie 9 months ago 2
@FishnChipsnPie
I hear you bro,
i was just about to write the same thing!!
WKalisaProductions 9 months ago
press 6 then 8 to hear. "maybe because she googled your ass" xD
mibaja 9 months ago
pause video + press '8' = kelso's orgasm face
un-pause + press and hold '7' = kelso's ostrich impression and laverne's orgasm face
PsychoRythem319 9 months ago
pause video + press '8' = kelso's orgasm face
PsychoRythem319 9 months ago
@PsychoRythem319 that wasn't very nice!!!! :@
monami5 8 months ago
@monami5 funny tho haha
PsychoRythem319 8 months ago
She Googled Your Ass!
trevatrevs 9 months ago 10
@trevatrevs thank you so much for repeating the title!!
insomniacidiot 9 months ago 86
@insomniacidiot for face book so idc besides when you love scrubs it doesnt matter how many times its repeated its always funny
trevatrevs 9 months ago
@trevatrevs for facebook ok, but i have 45 more scrubs clips and about 50% of all comments are just quotes from the video and i'm kinda annoyed by that, you know?
insomniacidiot 9 months ago 8
@insomniacidiot nupe o 3 o
trevatrevs 9 months ago
@insomniacidiot ur weird, so serious on a clip meant to be funny
yankeez99 8 months ago
@yankeez99 this isnt about the clip, but about those who just quote a funny line from it just to get thumbs up. its pathetic
insomniacidiot 8 months ago
@insomniacidiot she googled your ass!
lk0micho 8 months ago
@insomniacidiot
What's pathetic is to nag about it... it's a way of showing people that you think something''s funny... is it really that annoying or do you just enjoy making fun of other people?
siridavidsen 8 months ago
@siridavidsen just believe me, it really is
insomniacidiot 8 months ago
@siridavidsen
Those are the comments that get a lot of thumbs up right now. Ever noticed that some people try to get thumbs up by complaining about thumb whores?
Roelmaestro 7 months ago
@insomniacidiot Scrubs - She Googled Your Ass!
BrandurJustinussen 4 months ago
@trevatrevs not funny
purejshots1 8 months ago
@purejshots1 should i care? = w =
trevatrevs 8 months ago
Major Kelso eyebrow action when pressing 8 xD
ForeverMickieFan 9 months ago
You dont need a phone to make dr kelso look like an idiot
pieboy966 9 months ago
pause video. hold down 7 for 10 seconds LOL
FarmerDingo 10 months ago
@NeilM4156
Sorry I'm too busy bi-winning to look for a job that pays more than 220k a year.
taxirankbro 10 months ago
Kelso doesn't need a magic phone to make him look like an idiot
finnishnin 10 months ago
She googled yo ass...
IsThis15Letters 10 months ago
@NeilM4156
Sorry all I can hear is "I'm butthurt because you made a first class twat out of me"
taxirankbro 10 months ago
@taxirankbro grow the fuck up, dude.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu
suck my balls, dude.
taxirankbro 10 months ago
@taxirankbro
Sorry all I can hear is "I'm butthurt because you made a first class twat out of me".
You like that? That's called irony.
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu <------ this guy taxirantbro is serious. He has his nerd rage boiling past the limit..... be careful.
TheJamiam 10 months ago
@TheJamiam Wait, nerd rage from me or taxirankbro? I couldn't understand your comment...
uiruu 10 months ago
@uiruu Well your having a fight over a video on the internet, so really both.
TheJamiam 10 months ago
@TheJamiam Yeah, but I didn't start it. I was trying to end it. And look at the douchebaggery of Mr. Rankbro, and tell me he doesn't have to grow the fuck up.
uiruu 10 months ago
@NeilM4156
a) apostrophE <- E, not Y.
b) two sets of double 'S's in possession
c) it's generally incorrect to follow a comma with a conjunction ("possesion, and") and your usage in this context is no exception
d) when using a noun as a colloquial verb, it has indeed become customary to add an apostrophe before the suffix - e.g. 404'd
In conclusion,
Fail.
taxirankbro 10 months ago
My computer MIC... it's like a SWAT mic man.. like a SWAT mic.
MichiganUni 11 months ago
That girl needs Dr. Cox to put her in her place.
"You want to know the God-honest truth......and this is a fact.....you ARE what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?"
ShrapnelLeader 11 months ago
@NeilM4156 really? ok, well thanks. I thought I had to use it because Google is not really a verb; or ist it? I'm German you know :-)
insomniacidiot 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
BING!
...Got it? :D
Jontehmannen 1 year ago
Laverne, I am not interested in your street lingo.
LOL
LionelMessi1337 1 year ago
Unfortunately, Google is probably one of the reasons I rarely go to the doctor anymore. Why pay a fee when you can spend a couple hours on the internet and get a fairly accurate self-diagnosis?
(Answer: because sometimes Google lies) ^_^;
Oathblivion 1 year ago
id google earth her ass...
MangaNoHouhou 1 year ago
Wow. You figured out that i'm fat, you must be a brilliant doctor, or everybody i have gone to High School with :)
joeyer5 1 year ago 7
Bob's neck gets extremely long
SirCopiesNames 1 year ago
one of the most satisfying endings. fat chick got what she deserves, a pep talk. and not that im against fat girls, but she was a bitch, which makes it satisfying.
evolvedape10000 1 year ago 9
hahaha!
ilovethebeatles11 1 year ago
She googled yo ass.. -.^
i loooove Leverne<3
agnesfaan 1 year ago 9
@agnesfaan we've got no time for your street lingo!
CptChaos47 1 year ago
Me and my brother loved that line.
"She google'd your ass."
He laughed until he cried.
TommyvsSephiroth 1 year ago 7
hahah owned :P
Deviantcookie 1 year ago
LITERALLY PMSL!
str0b3s 1 year ago
what episode is this?
happyking9 1 year ago
"She Google'd your ass."
Nice one, Laverne.
tifafenrir09 1 year ago 4
HAHAHAHAHA! Dang young people and their magical phones making doctors look like idiots!
newsearching 1 year ago 3
I could SO use a magic phone that keeps making people like like idiots.
Badgerthegreat 2 years ago 317
Aww. I will miss your clips.
I hope that sometime you can find another. =]
Laverne is amazing. xD
BlueEyedBabe03 2 years ago 147
bahhahahaa
and thanks for everything you've uploded
lauren19871992 2 years ago 37
thank you very much :)
insomniacidiot 2 years ago 11