The Truth Behind LifeAlert

[rabidnun]

There not troll bait there just autistic....

[geuidoandrob]

WTF? did she say I am fat and I cant get up?

[boricuagirl96]

You guys are idiots Lmfao -.-

[gir813]

well if you were aiming for bad you shouldn't have put the cranberries as your music track may i suggest 70's porno music.

[24edy]

<3 cranberries

[Slacker887]

Go get a hamburger

[JClubNumberOne]

THE WORST COMMENT EVER: That was less than adequate.

WERE FAT AND WE SHOULD DIE!!!!!

Did I do good?

[Krinkles019]

Gods plan i action!!

[BondoFox]

I see why everybody hates this video. Not because it parodies LifeAlert, but because it sucks pud.

[minerdanielle]

Hey i am the girl from the video... guess what?! I am not fat anymore lol... I admit the video is super lame and embarrassing, but i am older now and look WAYYY different lol... :P

[RamboRising]

Wow. Why did i watch a bunch of fat ass kids acting borderline retarded?

[the2009productions]

What Did I Just Watched.

[dereileak]

@the2009productions thanks for watching the worlds stupidest video

[NumEnter]

you SUCK ASS BITCH! LOL i help any?

[dereileak]

@NumEnter yea :P

[darkwraith07]

Soon it will be RFID

[ahmedell]

please die

[LittleBigSquad]

I like how they all had emergencies in the same exact place in the same exact house.

[drummerboy08100]

the funny thing is that they probley fall like this everyday cuz they fat

[dereileak]

@drummerboy08100 you know your right!

[KatFlowers14]

Just wait till yer 80 yrs old i bet then you wont be laughing.

[watup2342]

rate 5 stars

[eeektavius]

This video is easily the most profound thing I have seen on the entire internet. After seeing this my missing dog came home, The rains returned to water our drought stricken crops, my outlook on life and the universe has changed, and I had my first pee without burning in months. Thankyou.

[livingdeaddollkid666]

you use zombie see my vid by cliking my tab comment

[dereileak]

thats good :P

[hothotrob23]

XD!!!!!!

[dereileak]

so far, you are the only person to laugh, ha ha

[hothotrob23]

iz so funny god forrgive me but i cant help it. XDXDXD

[danecooktz]

@hothotrob23 is see why your special arent you well i guess every one who believes in god is

[Live4Laffter]

......... ha ha..?

[Turtlelover555]

lmfao. everyone hates it. I think it actually has some funny parts.

:)

[dereileak]

THANK YOU, we meant it to be stupid as hell, apperatly everyone things soo :P

[TheChaanMan]

crack spackle

[mzmaryllulu]

wtf

[AJMZXFC]

u ned to taek tings serosly even if its a joek everythink has to be serious u cunt be funny any whear

[gtas123]

Your spelling is achroious!

[AJMZXFC]

Guess what, I was sarcastic!

[rohanb2]

lmao

[GekoMcloud]

you said cunt!!!

[littletrailboss8]

wtf

[steveharley0345]

No wonder the fat cunts have life call O_O

[mariahcareyfan121]

Ok, this is just retarded and stupid. no effense. I mean its kinds funny i guess

[AndrewRyan1990]

This is why they call us Americans the Fastest and Dumbest nation.....

[dereileak]

lol, I have no clue who I am do you, I am an A student, this video was actually put on to see peoples reactions like yours, XD

[steveharley0345]

Mudkip.

[KobeCamp2009]

Thats now why it was put up. Stop spreading ignorance. If you really were an A student, then you would pay closer attention to your sentences. "I have no clue who I am do you," does not make sense. Go loose a couple 100 pounds. You two are the reason why YouTube switched to widescreen,so they could fit your ass in the videos. DAUM.

[rapperrilla]

wow this shiet is deeply disturbing

[chersch5]

i bet that house has an odor that is untouchable

[theamishland]

Why are the all so motherfucking FAT?

[X2410X]

sucked big time

[sXw4Life33]

go outside and exercise

[joosjoos]

faaaaaaaat motherfuckers, GO OUTSIDE

[TheReapersFear4]

what a big heart life alert has

the company even helps obese children :)

[dereileak]

lmao, who have no clue who I am, what I do, and what I have

[TheReapersFear4]

how did you know my name was who? lmao

and what does it matter what you have

but i do know one thing you have... and thats pretty shitty youtube videos

[dereileak]

yea thats true, but your videos from your cell phone of drunk people are just the best, they need to be on the front page, you realize this video wasnt supposed to be good in anyway, it was a joke to see how many bad comments I could get, XD

[TheReapersFear4]

lmao good point and at least you kept it clean :)

you're definitely more funny than this vid :)

[dereileak]

dude, im glad we did have a all out battle :P ill add you as a friend, this video gets so many comments, its funny as hell, XD

[billybobpeach]

"Ive fallen and i cant get up!"

Maybe its because your fat lmao

[DragonA7XBoarder]

wow lose some fucking weight you fat pieces of shit.

[kksoimkels]

just two fatasses being gay

[surfychik32]

>:l

[digglefallen93]

Get a job.

[Tonyrocks5]

Didnt that boys mom tell him not to eat hot dogs so fast

[soccerholden13]

lets set the record straight here. the fat boy was hilarious! however, his fat sister or whoever she is was just fucking annoying as a fueckart ba phil.

[houndoom1234]

life alert+Death Note clips= Look wat life alert can do for you :D

[RacktivX]

Hey Fatboy you suck balls.

[dereileak]

XD, you dont even know me, I could be a crazy killer, so STFU

[Kpopbest]

yea, just saying that makes you NOT and crazy killer, this isn't funny either

[rohanb2]

you like to use "XD" alot dont you? lol

[dereileak]

and how would you know that?

[CaptDouchebag]

So what if he does suck balls? He's bound to be better than your parents were at it.

[jimtheperson]

from the looks of things you guys are fat enough to have heart attacks. You should get life alert.

[spetznazkye]

OMG do some exercise, stop abusing your bodies lay of the burgers or whatever you constantly eat throughout the day.

[Victorportillo1]

fail

[psyatika]

All...Senior...Citizens...Shou­ld...Have...LIFEALERT!

[gotyx1]

fat, stupid, bad actors, bad cameramen, bad look, you guys are only embarrassing yourself...

[Sweetdreamsprelude]

It would be horrible if they had a real heart attack in the middle if this ...

[gotyx1]

your giving me good thoughts now :)

[Sweetdreamsprelude]

Hey as long as you don't slander America as a whole on your next video it would be cool

[bfg15000]

Fat people...

[JDelaMango]

I agree... and i'll never forgive you for disrespecting dolores oriordan... how dare you.... i am personally offended by your existence.

[dereileak]

what the heck, your a hannah montana fan, XDXDXDXD, and you think your cool

[VampValencia]

Stop using XD, makes you look even more retarded and lame

[Lilfatty10]

Holy shit a sumo show =[]

[JDelaMango]

p.s. you wastes

[kmeliss]

hahahah, wth

[dereileak]

lol

[sBaCbB]

lol this iz soooooo funny

[dereileak]

really?

[kossnstina]

Why do you totally mess up the most awesome song ever with this parody? The Cranberries are choking right now because of this video...Who will help them?

[dereileak]

XD, ok whatever man......

[amkamkamk123]

i want my 2 minutes 22 seconds back

[dereileak]

here, Ijust gave them back *hands them back*, enjoy :), LMAO

[Soccrmastr20]

derek i thought u were a boy

[dereileak]

I am a boy, XD, thats not me, lol

[queenvelvet]

fuck everyone.. i think you're pretty

[dereileak]

well... thanks, thats not how I really look, lol, were just in costume, and btw I know our video does suck, lol

[crankdatbootylol]

lol

[dereileak]

finally not something mean, lol, all the other comments are mean as hell, thanks, i know its not the best, but it doesnt totally suck

[dietmoxie5]

lame

[FoxandBoss]

Why is this under Comedy? Sorry...but when I hear lifealert, I want to see old ladys calling out for help to a crappy machine... not chubs who sound like they're choking on tacos.

Well, at least one thing about your video relates to the actual lifealert--the bad acting.

Props for that, it's hard to suck so hard these days without trying.

[dereileak]

XD, you are funny, people on youtube going around saying how bad other peoples videos suck, I agree our video does suck, its funny to go to there account and see that all there movies suck also, (Wink, wink) XD

[thedanswanson]

u cant get up cause ur both so fat and ugly

[dereileak]

XD, thats the point of the vid man, we made it to make it look like were old fat and ugle, thats not what we look like, OMG

[thedanswanson]

haha u fucking liar, ur fat, even in ur other vids i just checked, and the chicks ugly, u cant rele fake that

[dereileak]

WOW, you figured out im fat, now your SMART, cause nobody could figure that out, wow, now your so smart, Everyone give him a round of applause, WOW, your the first to see that, your so smart, OMG, could you be any more stupid? btw Iphones and itouches suck, for real, there over hyped and over done

[dereileak]

what vid you see, the sumo in the workout mood, XD, of coarse

[thedanswanson]

go outside u loser, and wow i have an ipod, big deal? atleast i have a dick, and muscle, fat fucking faggit, bet u never even boned a chick before

[southpole560]

hey ggolbez im fat and im proud. why dont you just go suck a fat one dumbass.

[dereileak]

I agree, people make fun of us to much, fat people I mean

[SugarShit69]

worser? LMFAO

[simmonss780]

Dont you think you might be teasing fate a bit by pretending to choke and fall over? Although judging by your sizes im sure you have had a lot of practice in swallowing properly. But seriously... dont píss fate off =)

[dereileak]

WOW, No I'm not worried at all, if its my time to go then I'll go, ok bye

[ggolbez]

You're just a bunch of fat kids aren't ya? Yea... you fatty fat kids... Fatty fat fats.

[dereileak]

WHo the hell are you, your probably fat yourself so STFU

[TaySand]

Honestly, It made no sense to me at all... I couldn't understand what you guys are saying and I'm just not getting what's going on...

Also, what did you mean by "Abusers(FAKE)Jack and Taylor"?