Jesus lizard

[Myftus]

Like a Bouss

[sabisabi77]

Its just simple chemistry! Why is everyone so amazed by this? Its just hydrogen bonding! Calm down people!

[TribalKing917]

Jesus Christ!

Jesus: Yes?

Look Jesus, there's a Jesus Lizard that can also walk on water!

Jesus: OH MY GOD!

God: Yes?

Jesus: Look dad! A lizard named after me!

[Ozark250Monster]

hello 240p... we meet again

[ItsRobertJacobs]

Like a BOSS

[kaitodante811]

＼(◎o◎)／！

[magicmacken]

having this on and listening to Song 2 by the blur is fucking amazing, WOO HOO

[SuperAgoogoo]

hey the gieco lizard learned a new trick.

[jow781]

My toddler walks around the house like that

[TheAnnaAsphyxiation]

OMG! Awwww ;3

[213iverson]

vote up if you saw this on Wildboyz!

[adir25507]

Thumbs up if you think that lizard has SWAG !!!!

[HulkHooligann]

is teh raptor jesus

[Fisher663]

But will it blend ???

[lindsayproductions1]

JEEEZUZZZZ

[FirmFoundationFilms]

It is awesome how God created this lizard!!

[TrollNotCyberbully]

wow wow wow he came back as a lizard?

[Tifferi12]

Geico , Was Really Runnin lls

[joshfig96]

omfg jesus is a lizard!

[MrMrannoying]

magic jesus powers activate!

[AntiSocialChannel85]

This just proves Jesus walked on water

[Mannykidd34]

@AntiSocialChannel85  This Proves Jesus is a lizard ;]

[mightylittleones]

Thumbs up if you got here by watching if a human could do this myth from mythbusters!

[JiraDogLuver]

HATERS GONNA HATE

[cheeseisthebest2000]

jesus christ

[Siege139]

Wow that's really fake!!!!!

[stubsmagee]

@Siege139 not fake at all…its the basilisk lizard. the video is a clip from national geographic



[TheDeathwish109]

god your sons a jesus lizard

[MarMar0196]

I don't know if i want one as a pet or i just wanna scare like 500 of them THEN THERES A SHOW!!!!!

[Wolfgamer94]

jesus lizard :D hahahahahaha u r killing me ahahahhahaha

[CodemanLakers]

THE COPS ARE COMING AND WE DONT HAVE DOGHNUTS RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lelouch1fan]

all this needs is catchy music and I could watch it all day

[legendof]

That is the God the Dinosaurs prayed to.

[Thiti6922]

27 people cannot run on water

[KeroKaminaX]

GO RAPTOR JESUS, GO!!

[ooPiRANiAoo]

Vote up if you saw this on Mythbusters!

[OfficialPwnageNation]

@ooPiRANiAoo or on National Geographic..

[TheThefuzzys]

lmfao Flash in person

[velociskittles]

HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY!!

[cenoevil54]

reminds me of Gex

[alfredbenjamin]

Disrespect title boy.

[datiswatikjezeg]

@alfredbenjamin Moron.

[CaveatCartoonShows]

Watching this in 1911 mode is HILARIOUS! LOL

(Add &vintage=1911 at the end of the link.)

[Helloworld1118]

HAHAHAHA Just Picture Cops Going ''FREEZE YOU ARE UND....'' He Left His Family An Everyone Behind Hahahahaha

[arising87]

It runs on WATER maaaaannnnnn! ~Hyde

[wheyitsciara]

it has the best run ive ever seen!

[Sarahskook]

That was cool!

[WLDFLD]

we were looking for the band

[Zeldajiggmin]

Is it using surface tension?

[caibarien71]

I'd like to see Jesus trying to imitate a lizard ! LOL

[Rajin90]

It's Raptor Jesus!

[taloosdkrocks]

ZOMG I HAVE THE SAME KINDS OF LIZARD!!!! JESUS IS IN MY HOUSE o.O

[Masseffectlover1234]

Chuck Norris in lizard form...Badass

[legendasnimes]

Its just a chakra control!

It focus the chakra in the foot...try watch naruto to see the process!

[digimaniacrikendo]

@legendasnimes how do this fuckin' lizard can use his fuckin' chakra and me NOOOOT??????

[germanytank78]

no ! that lizard is not jesus becuase that lizard had very long feet so that his or her feet can slaping so fast run on the water !! so that lizard is very light weight ! come on u silly ! okay okay if u believe that lizard is jesus thats your decide ! bye .....

[xxxpatrik94]

its chuck norris 's pet!!!!!

[ParkourGreenMan]

hopefully evolution takes its part, and we could do that by like.. next year

[Kred14]

Jesus was actually Hindu, and has been reincarnated as a lizard.

[OfficialDeidaraGirl]

it's naruto xD

[fuzzlocker]

is that even real

[peyoteasesino666]

@fuzzlocker yes it is :)

[revboy75]

This is Kungfu Lizard!

[dayofhedead]

who the hell is chuck norris

[MrTungau]

and why you called it Jesus?

[Stompy1]

@MrTungau People call it a Jesus lizard because it can walk on water.

[TheRoomsMess]

you got this from national geographic

[ifail47at5failing]

chuck norris lizard form

[thecanadainredneck53]

run forest run XD

[LionGoddess1]

its a basilisk lizard

[FreedomJury]

I bet when Jesus christ walked on water, he looked just the same, except instead of a tail, it was his long woolly public hair that trailed out behind his silly naked ass. See, no miracles needed to walk on water! All you need to be is skinny and fast! LOL! The jesus Lizard saved more people than your corpse-christ ever will... But seriously, christians are lucky there isn't a hell for them to go to. They're also lucky that collective guilt is a false doctrine for the natives they killed...

[Stompy1]

@FreedomJury I would imagine you don't have many friends.

[jenmad11]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WTF !!! , i think i am pissing myself just by watching that !!!

[swimster99]

Raise a Fist for Holy Lizard Power!!!

[Keith459001]

haaaaxxxxxxxx...

[jwboll]

called the Jesus Christ lizard, because when you see it go, you yell in disbelief

"Jesus Christ!!!"

[MRKILLALLNOOBS]

Music in background " I'm bringing sexy back YEAH!"

[ILovesucksI]

you should have put summin like HALLELUJAH in the backround xDD

[joserhuztle77]

how dum is that what are you a crachead??!!

[joserhuztle77]

how dum is that what are you a cracheda

[LovelyLoveOverdone]

*throws holy mwater on Jesus Lizard* Oh, holy one xD

[50daysfromhell]

it would be fucking awzome if there was a moses squirl

[mofrofish]

why the hell cant i do that

[11jeopardy11]

@benquaidandsmeagol

They Hatin' 

[DonZabu]

Just goes to show: nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[DonZabu]

So this is where Jesus learned it from. Clever bastard.

[nes20]

@DonZabu lmao

[OMGelectronics]

Surface tension due to water sticking to it's self

[Sk8ingBear]

@OMGelectronics it also traps air under its feet

[OMGelectronics]

@Sk8ingBear sure whatever helps u sleep at night

[sLyFoXz]

I heard that the lizard's skin cant touch water or smthing like that there was also a video of it,water just bouncing off the lizard but i cant remember the name =P

[Tyre408]

its a basilisk, they can run on water for a short period of time

[Anarchyunderworld]

Must be black cause he's not swimming

[P3ngu1nFaN10]

aww love this little things :D they r so interesting and cool!!!! :D

[gussy031]

that is true cause ive seen it

[Musicposter4you]

RUN, FORREST, RUN!

[Tracebones]

@Musicposter4you Forrest gump XD That made me laugh

[lonewerewolfe]

these are the results of years of south american ninja training

[DragonKnightDrazil]

XD That is awesome ^,-,^ \m/

[EdTheBadass]

That's it.

Jesus was a lizard

[EnglandOwnsSpain]

Jesus didn't really walk on water, he walked across a frozen lake and people misinterpreted the meaning of it.

[15430Eve]

@EnglandOwnsSpain

... is it really so difficult to believe god exists and he can do wonders and miracles?

[EdTheBadass]

@15430Eve

why?

[15430Eve]

@EdTheBadass wouldn't it be safer to just believe in him so when you die you can be sure you're not going to hell? that's the only reason I can think of to believe

[EdTheBadass]

@15430Eve

what if Odin actually is the REAL god.. or Allah or Katachellot or Zeus?

Shit, better believe them all..

BUT

what if they all are wrong and Buddhism is correct? Then you can never reach tNirvana if you believe in gods..

shit... wtf to do?

lol, better just don't care

[TAKEMARU666]

@15430Eve is it so hard to believe god doesnt exist??? thats the real question

[nuke572]

@EnglandOwnsSpain fail

[wdowa94]

Yea, he can run on weater, but he cant walk on water xD

[ikilledurmama]

ever heard of a puddle? well i guess that lizard was running through that

[HaloKing3536]

Jesus can walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim in land

[AnimePIMP1]

that lizard has mastered chakra!

[oogalaboogala555]

i want to be a basalisk lizard in another lifetime...

[suescabin]

hahaha he runs like he just shit it's self lol xD

[rastaman]

thats true!

its a National Geographic video! 

[Ruchalus]

It's Raptor Jesus!

[eckzish]

rofl that aint fake, google it

[SuperHerzschmerz]

es ist echt mach dich mal schlau

[zerka5406]

its a fake!!!!!

[soyaxD]

@zerka5406 that isnt fake.....

noob :D

[nashtz]

fake, this i s just viral fo rhi tec shoes!

[SkyAnon]

ths basilisk lizard has webbed feet and is able to run fairly quickly, and is light weight so it doesn't break the surface tension of the water. the lizard can still only go for some feet like this though, it can't go for a super long time.

[SkyAnon]

this thing has webbed feet and is able to run fast, giving it some ability to "walk on water" but only for a some few feet, not forever.

[nepalfool]

this ain't any god called jesus .. its a lizard can't you see?

[ExodusEchse]

jesus was a lizard :D

[josemania81]

SHOWOFF!!! lol

[MishaVargas]

This video is just more proof that the reptoids have been on Earth for thousands of years, and that Jesus was one of them. If you can't see how we are being manipulated by them, I pity you.

[aintnobiscuit]

but does it blend?

[LikeTheBang]

i thought him that *.*

[jonefjonefjonef]

lol... this lizard is like raptor jesus :D

[shroomhead1]

HEEERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY

[LandonRocksAtGH]

Man that is so awesome that lizard is fast

[iamnotwrong]

this video is so awesome and funny

[DarkShadow754]

Oh my God that is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[HamiGamer97]

they move so fast that they don´t sank

[113Chris1]

Go Jesus lizard!!! lol cbstone 199

[cbstone1999]

wheres the Moses lizard?

[HaterBoy49779]

Its real its called a Green Basilisk lizard

[TheBlueRainWolf]

OMG that is so funny, go lizard!

[Rikdakidd]

it aint fake its cus of surface tention

[diamondtigris]

yes but can he swim on land lol

[061189ji]

@diamondtigris i signed on just to give u a thumbs up :)

[Greenlizzard17]

@diamondtigris chuck noris can :D

[cardnals100]

...

wow

I really shouldn't log in on anyone else's computers anymore...

By the way I know its real and I know what kind of lizard this is...the comment I made before was not made by me....

[neoFuzz1]

That was like my dad when he saw his first monster bronz whaler when he went spear fishing at broulee rocks lol nubspellzin EPIC

[cardnals100]

sooooooooo fake anf gay!

[kirbyd123]

@cardnals100

its funny how you think its fake and homosexual. shows what you know.

its called a basalisk lizard, refered to as the jesus lizard because it runs so fast and hardy brakes the surface of the water.

[11jeopardy11]

@kirbyd123 fake and gay

[tooni700]

@cardnals100 noob i studyed that lizard and it seems to bee real

[mamaluigitoyou]

@cardnals100 gay? i didnt see anything gay in that video, if you're using gay as an insult maybe you should graduate 3rd grade and come up with some new material? kthxbai

[MrKorvigt]

hahahaha

[AubreyBTC]

This is actually a Frilled Lizard.

[kirbyd123]

@AubreyBTC

no its not

[AubreyBTC]

@kirbyd123 Your right. I wasn't clear of the video.

[died4hislove]

God created things that walk on water. Man is God's image that's why man can also create things that walk on water such as robot. Watch the basic idea on youtube: NEWEST ROBOT THAT WALK ON WATER

[asubadachi]

i think human kind should create somethign that 'll make u sht the fuck up

[kirbyd123]

@died4hislove \

can you stop advertising this video on peopls videos

[pineappleaexpress]

I just watched the wildboyz with this!!! Haha

[XxNorcoRivalRiderxX]

Hmm look at this mirror thing ima walk it. Cold cold cold cold lol

[KnudsenStar]

nice! looks cool in the ending

[TheConservavive]

watch from 0:25 onto the end, that motha fucka is OFF!

[AVP181]

lol

[futuremarinecorp12]

he doesnt look like jesus but he acts JUST like him!-chris pontius (wildboyz)

[wae551]

Jesus Christ Lizard

Average $350 at a pet store.

[TraceMyVeinsWithPen]

It's Jawsus!

[Stopfollowingme646]

I want to let one of these guys go in the Ocean

[TiteProducts]

That is the geico geckos cousin Chuck

[JohnnyWolfblood]

Jesuses awesomeness spilled over onto the Lizards after he left this earth.

[RastafariPoet]

Fucking show off lol

[MrMASTRCHIEF]

mad

[SeiferTV]

Jesus Christ is a lizard, get in the car!

[PurpleGorillaz]

haha. awesome

[jalapenopringle]

JESUS LIZARD PMFSL

[3RegicideBrothers]

I did that befor -.- lmao =D

[Ikickhardcoreass]

i could do the same with a 1 frame per second cam corder lol

[shades412]

wtf...

[Kakuwaomoshire]

IT'S JESUS !!! 8D

[southporeNRG]

haaaaahahahahahahha

[cha05kn1ght]

i could do that >.>

[SinitarRules]

thats no David Yow...

[lulugva]

this lizard aint walking! its running! lol