Hitler Is Informed His Pizza Will Arrive Late

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The CDU was ruling in the German of Land of Baden Württemberg since 1953 to 2011.This resulted in a complete infestation of all structures of the state with members of the CDU and caused a complete disrespect for the written law.After violently crushing protests on 09/30/10 the green party jumped from 20 to 35%.The CDU run secret services pushed this down to 24% in 03/27/11 elections.Still the green party won and immediately rose to 30% keeping it till now.Due to considerably reduced mindcontrol

[SuperTunadude]

@wwwtotalitaerde Really? on a video about hitler ordering pizza, you would put that there? Geez man we're here for humor not your history lesson

[gokuless]

lol

[thewhiteknightman]

I'd really love to stay and watch Hitler tear you a new asshole but I got to go.

[smellymewi]

I heard him say Fuck at 1:00.

[CheesyGranola]

"Where is my Veggie Lovers pizza?"

"What?"

"Cut the Steve Austin crap."

LMFAO

[xKillShockx]

"I hope I'm not too late. Traffic and Russians were both bitches."

YES! My next excuse for my tardiness.

[iRussianEdits]

so guyz is this tha rael hiter or an actor?

[dandan8202]

CAN SOMBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS FROM

[DarkReaper333]

@dandan8202 Downfall.

[Funkpopper]

@dandan8202 Downfall. Some German movie about Hitler's last days of life, in which he spent in the Fuhrerbunker.

[dandan8202]

CAN SOMBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS FROM

[YummiestOrphan]

/watch?v=ynKJA2MihCA

[temsuwati]

hahaha... i farted watching this..

[Huelva]

Pizza delivery gus had some awesome uniforms back then....

[brandonm1392]

what movie is this from?

[TheLeviwatson]

Too much cussing....

[anotherinternetter]

The Russians are closing in and all Hitler can think about is pizza

[Windmagic444]

Number one: he's TOTALLY pissed.

LOL

[CannibalCarp]

You better hope the pizza is warm and the look on the guys face, funny.

[Sharky756]

Them fucking ruskies have bombed my delivery route! Fucking hillarious

[CornCreed]

great editing!

[MegaCatgirl10]

Id really love to stay and watch hitler tear you a new asshole, but i gotta go.

[rystdin]

Chuck Norris, whould've gotten that pizza himself!

[bigOryx]

i bet he wants bratworst on his pizza

[KonradAdenauerJr]

"Veggie Lovers'" pizza. ROFL

[spanky8477]

@KonradAdenauerJr You do realise hitler was actually a vegetarian right?

[KonradAdenauerJr]

@spanky8477

Yes, I know. That's why I found the video so entertaining.

[bckm54]

what i like is that all these scenes are the same; only the "subtitles" are different. and they're all great! :)

[Fishfingers232]

LOL 'them fucking ruskies have bombed my delivery route', best excuse ever

[erik1629]

@Fishfingers232 it saved my ass a few times lol

[tyredJoe]

god save the youth youtube generation. In case of war, never will get away from keyboard. we want to eat pizza in europe together! greets from germany.

great video

[justicepartyuk]

shove grenade down Hitler's throat

[red03mitsu]

hahahaha - this video is frigging great.

"give some credit to the delivery guy"

"fuck you"

ROFL

[werkzeug0]

Chuikov ate Fuhrer's pizza

[uberrrich]

Lol it's funny because if you change it to prison camps, and the pizza to food and medical supplies, it makes it a true story.

[Fishfingers232]

lol albert speer delivering pizzas

[aaugustho]

It must be a bad day when YOU will be delivering the Fuhrer's pizza.

[Ebrainiac1]

Nice historical accuracy. Hitler was indeed a vegetarian.

[Altarcraft]

What?

Don't give me that Steve Austin crap! LOL

[13TheSeg]

@Altarcraft what? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

[BigHit3Pilot]

bad parody.......you all not really understand what they say, or?

[LigoxIndustries]

@BigHit3Pilot you think lots of people speak german? lol.

[allensmith66]

please tell me if mine is any good

/watch?v=xVoGOt-n-eU

[pOpCoRn0531]

He must work with DomiNazi's Pizza... So Little Fegelein's Pizza had to play antics with him... lol

[saadGraphiz]

Hitler find out that his couscous will arrive late

[alkabash66]

I'd love to stay and watch Hitler tear you a new asshole.. His face at the end was priceless xD

[dangar45]

Im Russian... Even I understood that what they said in German was completely different from the text )

[burgerkillah]

@dangar45 wow really? no shit lol this was made for fun :D is your IQ 10 or 20? lol

[dangar45]

@burgerkillah Oh, I knew it was made for the lulz, but its still useless when it's so obvious that they say another things

[werkzeug0]

@burgerkillah actually u have IQ 10 or 20 as you do not recognize a very bold trolling hehe

[dockbillin]

@dangar45 Konechno. Eto bil' tol'ko yumor. Ni ponimaesh' shutki?

[0407Anonymous]

@Abanamat85 awww poor baby... blocking me after calling me names? Sad little man, thats okay though... I don't mind. I'd rather have idiots like you running around than trolls with any sort of intelligence.

[metallord1972]

this would never have happened if the pizza was from pizza-hut lol :)

pizza would have been on time lmao

[herbertificus]

Oh, I see. "Downfall."

[herbertificus]

What movie was this taken from ???

[cfrait1968]

Damn, Speer really got demoted, went from Reich Minister of Armaments to Pizza Delivery guy. That's got to suck...

[Hannible100]

Fuckin hell dude i got tears in my eyes laffin,, i,d like to stay and see hitla tear you a new asshole ha ha ha realy funny shit thanks dude

[beha8tin]

lolz i loved this!!! that's too funny as all get out! dayum hitler loves his pizza, eh?

[Alexxave32]

"them fucking ruskies" that one made me cry xDDDD

[MattPwnsYouAll221]

What movie is this? Anyone tell me

[shammes95]

@MattPwnsYouAll221 It's called, "Downfall." You can actually watch the full movie right here on YouTube.

watch?v=O705I-xT6KI

[baobubs]

lol, Hitler's doomed to an eternity of ridicule and parodies, not to mention the daily pineapple torture...

[G0ssipG1rlL0ver]

haha this is perfect!!

[gagan41]

which is it ....can ne 1 tell?



[myra961]

"traffic and russians were both bitches" :D

[DemonHunter9919]

LOL Hitler WHeRE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA YOU BASTEREDs LOL

[sranjesuper]

did he just get into the pizza guys car? hahaha

[n00bsquadron446]

hahahhahahahahhaha holy shit this is one of the best ones i've seen.. "traffic and Russians were both bitches"

[pokemonlover2354]

you gotta give hitler his pizza!

[giantrobots1122]

Classiest dilevery guy ever ? Classic car, nifty hat, overcoat, gloves...

[andreysawzz]

pretty funny

[Scars6]

"What?"

[komojo8]

I'd love to watch hitler tear you a new asshole - LOL.

[MrIhatehomework76]

ok, speer brought the pizza, but he has to make it to dolfy's office without being caught by fatass goring

[nightmaredust911]

LMAO CUT THE STEVE AUSTIN CRAP!!!! LOL

[Fandalg]

1:24

I didn't know Bill Maher knew german, or pretended to be a Nazi. :P

[GurkenFeuer1]

nicht lustig

[hivetyrant36]

lol, WHERE'S MY PIZZA!

[serefkana]

Omg I was lmao!

[masterassassinofdota]

Pepperoni pizza??!!

[Usul573]

@masterassassinofdota

No, Veggie Lovers of course, like mentioned.

[TxBlackSaberxT]

Id really love to stay and watch Hitler tear you a new asshole, but i got to go

[gengarjetty]

cut the steve austin crap made me laugh!

[darthpeguinz]

This is why you eat digiorno.

[Unit987654321]

"It's most likely due to the Soviet Artillery bombardment outside the bunker"

[1deidrich]

i understand everything he says wich makes this so lame D: i liked it better befor i could understand him

[Metalgears1]

1:47 tear a new asshole out of your body LOL

[clay4647931]

dude, get your hidden cameras OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!

[GawkyTeenageMale1]

The look on the delivery man's face at the end... priceless. XD

[CommandoDude]

Always pick it up yourself. Never get a delivery guy. It will save you lots of money and lots of time.

[RazorX860]

Hitler was the ultimate "Douche bag".

[wrathofvengance67]

@RazorX860 how was he?

[captainlaughable53]

I love how Fegelein and Himmler is getting Hitler's pizza instead of one of his trustworthy generals.

[hexmeohdear]

Lol Fegelein is gonna do something to Hitler's pizza.

[XxFlamingPotatoesxX]

ROFL



[SuperNeoviper]

fegelein ate the pizza!!!!

[XxMrmoneyKing]

XD "FUCK YOU."

[DeltaReconnaissance]

lmfao! 

[TheCoonNdFriends]

"I really wana watch hitler tear you a new asshole but I got to go..."

[camronfritz]

"them fucking Ruskies have bombed my delivery route" LOL

[redshark618]

Poor delivery guy..

[stelagirl94]

What movie is this?? I kind of want to see it now .

[PortedPotatoes]

@stelagirl94 Der Untergang

[Wischmobkopf]

It is not funny if you speak german



[stelagirl94]

@Wischmobkopf Good thing we don't speak German, then :D

[Wischmobkopf]

@stelagirl94

then you are lucky :)

[AntiEverything00]

It's amazing that you could find these videos in the Nazi archives after all these years .

[Aleluiaaleluie]

@AntiEverything00 ar you stupid mate?

[AntiEverything00]

@Aleluiaaleluie Man how fucking dumb are you ? I was joking , it was only a joke .

[MilkyBarKid0113]

'Cut the delivery guy some slack' fuck you! LMAO

[tomkasto]

Haha, cut the Steve Austin crap :D

[Muglosx]

The delivery guy has his own driver. XD

[atrenium]

Speer's odd jobs

[cmiller8492]

"its mostly likely due to the soviet bombardment outside" haahhahahahah

[167TOONML]

I feel hitler on this one. I've been starving for an hour too and don't know what the fuck to do lmfao.

[briantravelman]

OMG dude! This are hillareous! This one was the best so far! What movie is this from?

[pOpCoRn0531]

@briantravelman It's from the Deutsch film 'der Untergang'.

[Al4utube]

@briantravelman it's from "The Downfall", in German it is called "Der Untergang"

[BigMacEater343]

wow the pizza delivery guy is willing to deliver even with russian bombings occuring... thats dedication lol

[Billt0ast4r]

but it's not about pizza ;D

[Billt0ast4r]

i am german and i understand it but it's already funny xD

[Fred5612]

I will never learn German so that I can keep liking these vids :)

[karpfenaut]

@Fred5612 i speak german and i find this very funny and watch it very often lol.

[TheYipedo]

@karpfenaut Ever since I started learning German, it's become pretty hard for me to find these parodies funny. =( Hard to laugh at pizzas when he's asking where the hell those artillery fires are coming from lol.

[ruthlessdeath123]

ok the parts he is after all risking his life to get you this pizza fuck u and id really love to stay and watch hitler tear you a new asshole haha LMFAO 

[MrXFIELD]

This is the best parody dubbing on the net.

caliber 10-12 = 10-12 minutes

the marzahn avenue and artillery.... correspond.

great work!

[AverageCitizen76]

4 factors that can keep the pizza guy from getting your pizza to you on time:

1. Heavy traffic

2. The pizza guy getting lost

3. Russians and their weapons

4. The pizza guy is Albert Speer

[ninetailcurse]

@AverageCitizen76 or fegelein

[epicwinface]

i never knew speer was a pizza guy



[e65tx]

LOL Tear u a new arsehole

[e3edridgee3]

@e65tx GAY COMMENT FAG

[knuckleheadh2o]

how did I get here?

[HitodamaKyrie]

I work at Domino's and must say those damned Soviet artillery bombardments are always getting in our way.

[ruthlessdeath123]

@HitodamaKyrie soviet artillery aaa boy ur get of easy i always have to drive next to the manhattan project mini nukes and mutants everywhere

[signorellil]

@HitodamaKyrie Yep, someone should tell them to stop,122mm katyushas and pizza business don't mix well!

[Larakinerd]

What?

Cut the Stone Cold crap...

WIN.

[popert8]

reddit?

[Eagleforce3]

What?

Cut the Steve Austin crap !

[sluttybin]

Number 1: He's TOTALLY pissed.

Number 2. You better hope that pizza is hot.

[L3VYGS]

"Cut the STeven Austin crap!" Ahahahah this made my day!. :3

[Thunderbird457]

tear him a new asshole with his ranting powers.

[PYLrulz1984]

I think the Pizza guy knows he is fucked X-D

[sonicfangamer2]

@ everyone who says "Hai they used marks kthanxbai"

I'm not that kind of currency person. I now know that they used marks. You can now stop replying that they used marks, thank you.

[Aserox]

@sonicfangamer2 "Hai they used marks kthanxbai"

[tubehubing]

This would be funny if I didn't understand german

[jaredlee283]

Fegelein:Fucking things up since 1945

[HateFenians]

What happened to his pizza?

[Jack1998blue]

where can I find a blank version

[Jefgg]

Hitler would never order dog shit like Domino's.

[arby386]

Lol this is the only sub that is funnier when you can understand german

[gypsy00]

what movie is this?

[nickusa317]

@gypsy00 downfall