Church headbangs to Slayer's Jesus Saves

[plastic111984]

This is real headbanging!! XD

[csmr1234]

I wonder what are they listening to!

[csmr1234]

Ahahaha, the bastards are really headbanging!!!

[irondaveh94]

needs more cowbell

[Ben1990H]

i told this kid trolling calling Ac/dc satanic on this music forum this band is actually called Prayer and the uploader misspelled their name as slayer.I told him Jesus Saves buddy

[M3talThrash1ngMad]

you can hear that trombone perfectly!!

[666sachel]

this is great.



[zee339]

Jesus Plays

[zee339]

Jesus Stays.... at the Holiday Inn.

[zee339]

This is where the SPIRIT OF TRUTH minister resides

[elainecris75]

SLAYER ATRASO DA HUMANIDADE.

[Thehellfireclan]

Too bad for the tromboneplayer to be cut down on the audiomix, but it was a good gig! Afterwards They had coffee with the band and Kerry King got to fundle with a choirladies fat tits.

[neil54life]

HEH!!!HEHHH!!!!!!HEGHHHHH!!!!!­!!!

[majicb33r]

jesus slays

[XenaXerxes666]

these niggers dont know what slayer is...

[PvtRichardCranium]

@XenaXerxes666 Hey guess what, Slayer played a song with a black dude and three of the members are Hispanic, so stop being a racist cunt and go get laid.

[Jindohin]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Hardzrule21]

Thats what i call it, "THE CHURCH". XD

This church rockz!!!! \m/

[patrolmostwanted]

I'd enter there and growl 'SLAYER KURWA!!!'

[robbysharolaid]

Why do some people think that if someone who is Catholic, Christan, etc. and they listen to Slayer it's considerd "Wrong'? It's not like the members in Slayer worship Satan or anything. It's just an act.

[patrolmostwanted]

@robbysharolaid Slayer members call it 'art'. I understand it. If you sing about something it doesn't always reffer to yourself.

[Cajaquarius]

@robbysharolaid I tend to think spirituality is built in from birth. Those with the genetic precursors for spirituality "feel" the presence of an entity (God, Allah, the Universe, etc) and they tend to be like you, laid back. Then there are those raised to be but not genetically spiritual. For them, faith is like brittle iron, not built in but taught, and they react to anything that might crack that iron, sometimes violently. Humans hate/fear paradigm shifts in accepted norms.

[Cajaquarius]

@robbysharolaid Can't really prove it, only speak from experience. I lean on the side of the theistic. Raised in a secular family, even lost a girl I loved because she couldn't be with a believer (bad experiences with them). Still can't deny "feeling" the existence of something beyond myself - God perhaps. Sounds insane, baffling even to me, but I can no more explain it than a man can explain the color green to the colorblind man who perceives green as gray. It is what it is..

[94Cioppa]

@robbysharolaid Because most people who like Thrash metal are not ignorant. thus they are not religious

[TheOzzy68]

IN MY OPINION!!

Slayer Sucks

[premiodelacaja]

@TheOzzy68 IN MY OPINION!!

your comment was uncalled for

[grahamouflage]

@TheDato1996 I'f were so stupid then why did you spell church wrong..and i can guarantee these people arent listening to slayer.

[inmate7076]

This would be funny, but this is how niggers really do act in church, no matter what's playing

[TheDato1996]

in churche like this,is only in america,cause in america lives stupid people

[rkhale02]

@TheDato1996 I'm American and i approve this message, this country sucks. tell me? do they actually listen to good music in whatever country your living in/from? anything thats not rap/pop?

[overman926]

@TheDato1996 I think you meant to say, "A church like this could only be in America, because stupid people live in America."

Don't worry, just the stupid American fixing your mistakes.

[DJGreenleaF88]

this music was added to the video. lol pretty funny tho

[fishjnky]

LMAO

[broitswes]

At 00:27 i was just like oh dang look at this preacher he's gettin it! Get it get it get it.

[k5lta]

If Church was like this..I Would Go!!!!!

[sary22]

thumbs up for the blasphemy!!!!!!!!!

[moviebuzzrocks]

this is what im fucking talking about

[starryeyedrealist]

September 31...lol

[leothrash1]

jajajajajajajaj que hijo de puta !!! ajajajajajaja

[boy6974]

This was an amazing show! You should have been there! The water was straight from the tap! KICKED!!!!!!!

[zalmoxes666]

Haha, I love this kind of videos. :D

[ultimatenecris]

extreme church mosh!!

[manabrau]

fuck yeah!!

[davidburton13666]

@blacklegionairsoft1 I don't say that there's God, or there's not, but all the contrary...

[MetalOnPiano]

Lol I love how offbeat the headbanging was.

[ThatBigMetalhead]

the dude in the white is trying to do the deathcore 2step xD

[ThatBigMetalhead]

hahahahaha \m/

[LosAngeles822]

I love Jesus. Don't get that part wrong.

But this was funny.

[Mysanthropyc]

FUCK... YES!!!

Niggas is down with the Wehrmacht too.

[strikerforce814u]

I'm sure a black Church is headbanging to Jesus Saves. ell maybe the fact theyt are to Jesus Saves, but not the Slayer song. But good fun vid anyways

[cradletheballz]

god damn frankie440mopar, you are too stupid for me to even bother with, i just hope you never breed and die in a house fire sometime soon

[BCvictoria]

hahahaha awesome

[SuperMrAtheist]

Freaking awesome.

[thewyldeman26]

now that's what churches need a bit of fucking SLAYER !!!!!!!!!!

[TheRiu890]

Lol at BLACK METAL!

[TheRoboticFerret]

@TheRiu890 THRASH metal. Slayer is not black metal at all.

[TheRiu890]

@TheRoboticFerret I know is not black metal..it was a joke dont you get it... BLACK metal....because they are black people.

[AZR0C]

@TheRoboticFerret really wow your smart

[reborninblasphemy666]

haha CLASSIC!! \m/!

[JerichoScale]

@MartineMKD

@yerfdogg

LOL wow i was tired last night i didn't even catch that one.

also yerf. Why so much hate?

[john1masonic1pagan]

Is this the same church that had the sign that said God Listens To SLAYER?

[JerichoScale]

@thrasherlml

Slayer isn't Black metal. They are more heavy metal and thrash metal.

also there are so very many reasons that it is so dang obviously fake.

1.the fact this is the CD version and live versions almost never sounds the same.

2. the fact none of the instraments go along with the music.

3. The fact it's so insanely obviously fake.

funny though

[yerfdogg]

@JerichoScale dude you obviously didn't get the joke!!! what a retard... thrasherlml said "black metal lol" because the video has BLACK people bangin' their heads....

[MartinezMKD]

@JerichoScale You didn't get it why they said it was BLACK metal?

[Derraj666]

FAKE!.....Black people don't listen to metal. lol :)

[zbradley1990]

@Derraj666 Shut the fuck up Dwight!!! LOL JK

[AtheistProphet2010]

@frankie440mopar HAHAHAHAHA whoo Captain Obvious... Really? Is that all that tipped you off?

[frankie440mopar]

@AtheistProphet2010 not really. plus its pretty obvious that since you're so full of hatred toward religion in general and have no life than to make fun of Christians that you fall in the whole "i hate religion so much that i am goin to bash on it as much as i can just because i don't like church" type of people. but have no fear because no matter how much youtube hates me because i say this i will say that Jesus loves you either way. however don't take that grace for granted :D

[hollowskull100]

@frankie440mopar He's not making fun christians. It's just for fun because the song is called "Jesus Saves". It's hard not to do that.

[CuddlyBadger]

@AtheistProphet2010 There's no such thing as Captain Obvious.

[MrElectricPoptart]

@AtheistProphet2010 I think you mean woo not whoo, dumb ass.

[EnigmaticOranmentV6]

@frankie440mopar

Wow, do you want a fucking a gold medal or something? lol

[mokbass]

@frankie440mopar

You know frankie,having a little plastic detectives badge as a child doesnt really make you a dective ;) But good work 'cracking' this mystery............

[DrummerBlast3]

@frankie440mopar No shit sherlock.

[512Screwhead45]

@frankie440mopar ha what a faggot

[SuperMrAtheist]

@frankie440mopar wow. How long did it take you to figure that out? Looks like god didn't give you a sense of humor

[CaliHerman]

@frankie440mopar Paging Dr. Faggot.

[darkseer100]

@frankie440mopar hahahahahahahahahahaha are you fucking kidding me dude?!?!?!? hahahahahaha fucking idiot hahahahahahah

[Aveliann]

@frankie440mopar what an idiot!

[ortoam]

@frankie440mopar

No way??? Did you solve this by your own? Or did you had any help to figure it out? :D

[94Cioppa]

@frankie440mopar Not sure if trolling or just stupid

[rodrigojoseunb]

@94Cioppa just plain stupid.

[sl8734]

@frankie440mopar its the real thing, i was there, the drummer was a total slayer fan

[chvyant]

@frankie440mopar AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH­A ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[StradaEntraCasa]

@frankie440mopar You're totally wrong, this is clearly 100 percent real. You can tell that it's real because it's on the internet. The internet never lies.

[juliocprp]

RELIGION IS WAR !! FUCK RELIGION ! FUCK ! FUCK !

BUT ONLY JESUS SAVES !!!!

[bootyknocker2010]

love it man! good job!

[ItlogNaEgg]

GOD must really love stupid people, he made so MANY!

[hollowskull100]

@ItlogNaEgg STFU. You can judge christians but making fun of them is crossing the line.

[SomewhatDamaged14914]

@hollowskull100 There is special interests out there, that want atheist, and other alto/non religious people on a LIST! Talk about toleration!

[ARTSPAD]

awsome

lol



[cornbread198213]

ANYONE AGAINST SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT GOD IN THESE COMMENTS SHOULD BEAT YOUR FACE AND GROW UP. YOUR NOT BAD TO THE BONE CAUSE YOU LISTEN TO ROCK.. I AM BAD TO THE BONE... WELL JUST BECAUSE I AM.. HAHA. JESUS SAVES! FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON AND WHOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHALL NOT PARISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE. BOOYAH EAT THAT HATER. COMMENTS PLEASE. AND YES IT IS FUNNY VIDEO.

[elmachucho]

Exelent! good......Am like this video hehehehehe

[Nekrophiliac333]

Now I really know what really happens behind does close doors

[Nathanb6424]

HAHA way to funny :) i dunno why people are getting serious and screaming out "its fake" durh it is but its funny so stfu. i still dont know why people headbang when it aint rock where it was clearly invented for rock music :P

[TheDoneroll]

..why do Slayer glorifies Satan, where in fact most of their songs says they'll be "burned in hell" anyway... Jesus truly saves ... and this is not a sick joke!!! Fear the "Wrath of God"-Deut.32:22 - For my wrath has kindles a fire,burning the world of death to its depths, devouring the earth and its harvest, setting ablaze the foundations of the mountains.... this came from the Bible - much more terrifying than any Slayer song!!!!

[woahman57]

@TheDoneroll dude, nobody wants to hear your propaganda.

[GuitarManiacRocker]

@TheDoneroll we dont need to hear your shit, and no they don't glorify Satan, so piss off and take your bible lessons elsewhere

[cornbread198213]

@shadowkraven I dont who you are but I wish I could know cause you talk all this blasephemes against God and pardon if my spelling is wrong.  But dude are you crazy how could God be a horrible being when he gave his son Jesus to die for everyone so we could be saved. Jesus went to hell and then rose and ascending to heaven. He went there for you and everyone, so how is he horrible. Would you give your son to death for anyone. You probably would to save yourself prick. Grow up.

[shadowkraven]

@cornbread198213 LMFAO!!!!



[cornbread198213]

@shadowkraven What have you done in your life I really want to know. What have you contributed to? Anything? Probably not. Am I perfect? No. Do I have problem yes probably alot more realy ones than you. Have I contributed to anything? Yes! Am I going to heaven and do I fear God? Dang right! Grow up or shut up. Where do you live? Well nevermind I dont want to get kicked off here because of how I am acting. But unles you got something to prove your point dont write back. Peace out.

[cornbread198213]

@shadowkraven we ran over the bomb but it blew the truck up behind me instead. I have had people shot beside me but I was unharmed. I got shot at from no crap like 5 feet from me and I did not get hurt. I have had a lot of things that was close calls when I was in the war. I went 4 times on the front line and I didnt get hurt. even thought I was right in the middle of it. So you tell me if that is luck. No. I dont think so. Because it would have ran out by now. I flipped a car 6 times.

[cornbread198213]

@shadowkraven we ran over the bomb but it blew the truck up behind me instead. I have had people shot beside me but I was unharmed. I got shot at from no crap like 5 feet from me and I did not get hurt. I have had a lot of things that was close calls when I was in the war. I went 4 times on the front line and I didnt get hurt. even thought I was right in the middle of it. So you tell me if that is luck. No. I dont think so. Because it would have ran out by now. I flipped a car 6 times.f

[cornbread198213]

@shadowkraven Maybe your problems is because you are too much of a punk to step up or too lazy to step up and take care of them yourself. I dont know I am just assuming and dont tell anyone they cant type something because that is their right too. I watched my friends die and faught for those rights so yeah TheDoneroll can say what he wants cause people like me make sure he can and so can you.

I HATE BULLIES AND I AM THE ONE WHO STOPS THEM IN THEIR TACKS ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

[shadowkraven]

Ok ok I fear the Wrath of GOD, U stopped this big bully, I repent, I repent

[cornbread198213]

@shadowkraven Why should I care? I do care because I would not want anyone to be burned for eternity and neither does Jesus. Believe me dude I used to be a pretty hard dude and I am still am just not in that sense.  But when all your buddies are getting hurt in fire fights and you are right there with them and nothing ever happens to you then you start to think and wonder maybe someone is watching over me. I have been in a convoy that was hit by a road bomb guess what my truck ran over it

[KanoSozaburo]

Genius!

[alphakitty169]

i lol'd

[weedeaterbike]

rolling on floor laffing in hell

[cptgaryklein]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THATS AWESOME!!!!!!

[666biglu]

woo i like that trumbone solo

[Bigdaddyoliva33]

they should make one with slipknots jump the fuck up lol

[popejimbo1]

@Bigdaddyoliva33 Jump the fuck up is a Soulfly song, featuring Corey Taylor.

[jockyboy69]

utterly brilliant maybe I'll start going to church pmsl \m/

[MrSCUM78]

24 people was here :))



[ShaneequaRayquaza]

Jesus does save.



[SuperMrAtheist]

@ShaneequaRayquaza at walmart

[ShaneequaRayquaza]

@SuperMrAtheist You're correct.

[HellHound217]

I wanna go to this church.. :)

[dwpr3sn311]

I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious! Wish the choir's dancing was more in time with the song, it'd be even funnier. lighten up people. Check out Slayer Goes To Church. It's better.

[dwpr3sn311]

I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious! Wish the choir's dancing was more in time with the song, it'd be even funnier. lighten up people.

[PanteraChick]

God damn. Some of you have no sense of humor whatsoever. Get the hell over yourselves.

[randomhermhines]

FAKE WRONG INSTRUMENTS AND WRONG BEAT...

[myniggajon]

Shake them dreads!! Shake them dreads!!

[thrasherlml]

black metal lol

[slayermanbob]

@thrasherlml At first I thought you said that because of how low quality the video was.... then i was like....oh wait

[FlawlessFlaw07]

@thrasherlml You mean African-American metal! :P

[thrasherlml]

@FlawlessFlaw07 lol

[aahlstrom93]

awesome... but fake.

[AtheistProphet2010]

@Wildon777 Well I don't think anyone here believes this is real and if you even thought it for a moment you're crazy

[Wildon777]

@AtheistProphet2010 I am a Slayer fan but this is faked, and yes, I'm crazy like every other Slayer fan in the world.

[LouieTheGamer]

@AtheistProphet2010

retarded*

[91lilfrozone23]

@AtheistProphet2010

ooh snap, i did believed it for a tiny while xD i did realised it was fake before getting to the comments though *pheu*

[iceplant007]

@Wildon777 ya dude unless your trolling....you are like borderline retarded...like below creationist retarded....

[madtmadtmadt]

@iceplant007 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[bornwithclothes]

@Wildon777 no shit sherlock

[madtmadtmadt]

@Wildon777 You're an idiot.

[AWmusicalgenius]

@Wildon777 excellent. thanks for clearing this up for everybody.

[TheBigDaddyMrB]

@Wildon777 its suppose to be religious satire

[misledprops]

@Wildon777 dumbass

[mattlaar]

@Wildon777 you're a fucking idiot.

[metalhead13th]

@Wildon777 ......this is Not real! who said this is? Anyone with even a fraction of a sense of Music and timing will know within 1st minute that the song's just played over....

FYI.....this is humor for SLAAAYYYEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH­H Fans \m/\m/

P.S.: i even suspect I'll get a comment from ye on the "slayer " spelling I typed above....and NO its NOT a spell error :\

[scramyou]

@Wildon777 A little slow on the uptake ,are we??

[kirixen]

@Wildon777 the complete lack of slide trombone in the song might have been a give-away. . . . . . .i'm just sayin

[Brutalacerate]

@Wildon777 Wow. You're honestly the strongest form of an idiot I have ever had the chance to witness.

[frank8910]

@Wildon777 hahaha why did this get thumbed down??? This is why youtube is awesome

[gonzalo060375]

@Wildon777 Failure to understand irony is a frequent symptom of autists and mentally challenged people.

On the other hand, people with a healthy right brain and creativity, is usually able to tell a joke from a nonsense situation.

For all the above, we forgive your comment, and wish you good luck in your life XD

[Skippa1986]

@Wildon777 I hope you were trolling, because if not, how did you survive this long?

[Skippa1986]

@Wildon777 Yes, I can say your keen intellect in not getting the joke an autistic child could comprehend makes you are a real winner in life by contrast. You go champ!

[hippiechic69]

gay..

[9844wp]

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[BlindMelon1993]

lol i wish people would have church just for Slayer

[andy19il2005]

From 0:34 to 0:37 = Dave Lombardo's polar opposite.

[jajamanx5]

You have your own reality.........

[DragonStar21502]

there is no way a church or any religious place would play Slayer because of who Slayer are. I fucking love Slayer, but religious people would call them tastless and offencive.

[masterjarred32]

@DragonStar21502 you do realize this video is about irony and not about what they would listen too?

[MsAser1000]

Fund raising on construction of church. Number wmz Z218679873024 in system webmoney. Yes Jesus will bless you

[Chapas45]

don't hear any trombone. didn't think blacks dug slayer.

[jimmyshitbags]

if church was like this i'd actually fuckin go