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  • The stupid 69'er joke made me laugh more than it should have :P

  • PORNS! LOL when he said that I pissed myself!

  • This is some fucked up blog....

  • my favorite video of amazingatheist

  • hahahaah I don´t need anyone! +10 masterpiece!

  • jesus was a porn addict so its okay kiddies

  • I am actually watching porn while I am listening to this vid :D

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  • These guys are true chritians. They don't seem to understand how the human psychology works.

  • Whoever wrote tht blog about porn was fucking retarted. Im never ashamed to talk about sex so y should anyone else b?

  • this video made me want to watch porn.

  • lol FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP JIZZ *sudden realization * I DONT NEED ANYONE

  • The way you drew the trowsers on the girl on the left is pretty amazing! just saying.

  • Have to say the vid is long but the mere fact that AA's channel is so popular shows that there is a little hope in the world.

  • I am addicted to porn I just dont care

  • Too long; Didn't watch

  • @ProperGanderSaul dumb comment didnt care

  • @MrCarterawesome1 LOL You obvs care. You cared enough to comment on my comment (I pwn you with THIS comment).

  • @ProperGanderSaul the comment is still dumb and meaningless

  • @artemn1 I totally agree with you. But why did you say that in the first place instead of saying "dumb comment didnt care". That comment is just as dumb and meaningless. (Pwnd you again with this comment - Double pwn!)

  • @ProperGanderSaul Your comment was dumb because you cared enough about this video to leave a comment.

  • @NorwegianLegendPS3 So by extension your comments are even dumber lol pwnd once again. Give up bro. I won a long time ago :D

  • @ProperGanderSaul No, no. You lost long time ago when you commented ;)

  • @NorwegianLegendPS3 Ha! Keep telling yourself that bro. I pwn you at commenting like a boss. u mad bro? Fuck I'm awesome! :D

  • @ProperGanderSaul But why would you even care about commenting on the video? It means that you only pwned yourself ;)

  • @NorwegianLegendPS3 lol Why would you even care to comment on my comment? It means you care more about my comment than I do about the video! Face it, you're a loser and I'm a winner. I keep pwning y'all. The stupider you look the greater I feel about myself and I already feel AMAZINGLY about myself. Nothing can bring me down so nice try lol. You didn't even come close with your failed logic! :D

  • 80: Erh... What?

    81: You maby, not me.

    82: Yeah, it's called as orgasm.

    83: No, there are scientific facts that it will relief your stress.

    84: No, it still doesn't.

    85: How?

    Man all these reasons were retarded just like their writers.

  • 71: No, it doesn't. Your site sucks.

    72: How?

    73: Good, since God doesn't statisfy us anyway so why not to drop salt in to a open wound.

    74: If I don't want to, I don't do it. That's that.

    75: Good thing I don't believe in god since he really wants us to be brainless vedgetables.

    76: You know, there are girls that like doing it. Also, ever heard of acting? Like in the movies?

    77: No... It doesn't...

    78: So?

    79: What?

    80: Yeah, they are porn actresses. Your point is?

  • 61: How?

    62: Wow... Did we start from over at some point, I feel like I've already answered on this one?

    63: Only if you are dumb as fuck and use sites where you have to pay for your porn.

    64: Only if your friends are retarded as fuck.

    65: Yet and still, it doesn't you stupid fuck.

    66: Only if they are doing it with a barbwire.

    67: What?...

    68: What?...

    69: Yeah! Laughing's good!

    70: Regret what? Having a sexual relationship with someone? Should I turn back to mastrubation?

  • 51: Yeah, it does if you are retarded.

    52: No, it doesn't.

    53: No, it doesn't.

    54: Seriously, how many times are you going to make me say "No, it doesn't."?

    55: Seriously... Stop!

    59: ... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

    60: *facepalm*

  • 41: Complaining how porn is dumb little thing in life.

    42: No, it doesn't.

    43: How? I watch porn, my life is... Taken over? What?

    44: I am proud of my self and I watch porn.

    45: GOOD!

    46: Yeah, so? I am being selfish at my own time.

    47: Why should I quit?

    48: It depends on a porn you're watching, Max Hardcore is gross, trust me, I know.

    49: It can make you feel good so it is productive.

    50: No it is not betrayal to my partner and god can go fuckhimself.

  • 31: Only if you are retarded fuck.

    32: No... It doesn't. Who ever though of that is retarded.

    33: Yeah, it can make you precatious but it doesn't make you paranoid in overall.

    34: Who? And how it would get worse?

    35: No, It doesn't.

    36: Sooooo?

    37: No, it doesn't.

    38: Whaaat?

    39: Are you masturbating with a barbed wire or something?

    40: NO IT CANNOT, YOU RETARDED SHITSTAIN!!

  • 21: Imagine, you could try other positions than missionary. How terrible.

    22: Yeah?... Yeah?! Indeed it does. You also get paid for working. Your point is?

    23: If we talk about professional porn, that does not apply.

    24: You can get computer viruses from every site. Your point is?

    25: Well... Yeah? Better have people watch it than do it themselves.

    26: Only in your imagination.

    27: No he doesn't.

    28: HOW!?

    29: No it doesn't.

    30: Totally worth it. :)

  • 11: Wai... What?

    12: Only applies to stupid kids like you.

    13: No, it doesn't.

    14: No, it doesn't.

    15: No, it doesn't.

    16: How?

    17: Why would I need to hide it?

    18: Only if your spouse is retarded as fuck.

    19: Art is subjective matter.

    20: Un-helpful thoughts? Em... What?

  • 1: Good, I shall watch it more often then.

    2: How the fuck does porn make mafia rich?

    3: It gives my penis erection.

    4: So?

    5: And? It's much healtier addiction than smoking or using drugs.

    6: Depends. If they are dressed with in your tastes.

    7: At least it doesn't train us to see imaginary things.

    8: What?

    9: I don't see how porn would distract you from more important things in life.

    10: I really haven't had problem with that happening.

  • >3. It achieves absolutely nothing good.

    You're doing it wrong.... Or you should see a doctor.

  • @Glad1kun Wat

  • woah 12 hours a day of porn is normal? damn i seriously been slacking on my porn consumption then.

  • Innocence is just another word for ignorance.

  • >>13:03

    wait... porn leads to conquering the galaxy? I need to look at more porn, then.

  • >clothed people look more beautiful than naked people

    Clothed sex. Problem solved! just lift a skirt and unzip a zipper, just as effective as nude sex!

  • your a pretty funny dude

    

  • This could of been covered in your "teens are stupid" video.

  • The drawing in the background is brilliant.

  • @p2eas3

    Just by those two sentences alone you made an impression that you're a complete and utter pretensious idiot. I hope you're like 13 or something.

  • @p2eas3 And your a hater, what a lot of people hate about ht eowrld.

  • @p2eas3 the world*

  • 21:57 OMFG That is totally my little brother!!

    He even found out I watch the male ones and now he does it too. Freakin' copycat. :P

  • this is the best 40 minutes I spent that wasn't porn

  • Fappy McMasturbate oh god I laughed so hard

  • It's funny how EVERYONE knows that teens watch porn, but nobody gives a shit anyway haha, I love this world

  • Wait a minute, nobody said child porn. They just said the bad stuff.

  • X-art

    Porn art.

    Video Games is art too.

    2 cents

  • fappy mcmasturbate lol

  • And the biggest asshole in the world award goes to...

  • @SteakOfAnger what makes him an asshole?

  • @SteakOfAnger SteakOfAnger! Give yourself a hand!

  • #59

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • #23 who the hell PAYS for porn these days?

  • this makes me want to watch porn

  • 4:54 -5:00 hahaha XD

  • Not sure how I missed this "oldy but goody" video of yours, AmazingAtheist. Now THESE are the subjects I like to hear you talk about. Because I'm a wierdo myself. This may be an older video of yours, but it's still FANTASTIC!

  • P.S: Orgasm release Endorphins...that's why you feel happy...

  • I'm fine with religion, but just keep it to yourselves please. The rest of us don't want to hear you rant and rave about talking snakes =[

  • Hentai porn is art :D

  • lmao at fappy mcmasturbate XDXD

  • ..Porn is awesome....

  • LOL

    "It takes you away from God!" xD

  • 27:52 nr 55 because ive never heard a girl say "oh god, oh god!!" in a porn video lol.

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  • 20:20 if god existed then the demon in tj was just awoken(if all that crap existed).

  • @TheGeno360 I MENT 28:20

  • i don't know why,nut i just couldn't keep my eyes off the pic of a girl on the right.hmm what could it be i wonder.hmmm....( ( ).

  • @TheAmazingAtheist I just want to point out that you're pretty close to being attractive to what's healthy, but to be more specific, people are attracted to what looks FERTILE. Yep, that's pretty much it. Nature is shallow. And if God made nature...

  • @MWGScorp GOD IS SHALLOW....

  • My mom threatened to take away my college funds cause she found out I watch porn. Fucking conservative christian cunt.

  • Definitely one of your best, TJ.

  • You are a funny fat blubber of shit :D

  • I paused my porn to watch this.

  • @nocliper101 This is my porn.

  • what do you call a bee during Halloween?

    A boo-bee.

  • Omg, the word "empowering," is used wayy too much these days.

  • @itscat92 SOMEBODY SAID IT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • 41 minutes???....I dont think I have the patience.

  • You would spend 40 minutes justifying the good of porn x)

  • I'm up right now at 1am watching tj's videos....and I'm probably not going to sleep to well... I think we should ban them.

  • @leahrussell95 me too lol

  • 16:20 TO 16:55 :DDD!!!!!!!!

  • awwwwwww you poor thing i cant image that about your dad im sooooo sorrry

  • computer virusses , lol , free antivirus too expensive ?? also, dont download :

    This.is.not.a.tojan.exe

  • I will say that the 23rd reason, is a valid reason if it's someone who is trafficked. But the almost all the others are complete bullshit.

  • GO MAN GO!

  • I'm 13 and watch porn.My favorite kind is bondage and humiliation. LOL I'm just kidding. Its granny

  • Fappy McMasturbate

  • The scientist scenario almost brought me to tears I was laughing so hard.

  • I will speak to 59 because some ISPs limit your downloads, and videos and shit eats that up. They said it stupidly, but its the idea that counts.

  • Number 59 made me rage.

  • I'm gonna pause this, watch me some porn and come back

  • I had to laugh so hard at the credibility part I almost wet myself.

  • Teens Against Porn = TAP.

    Ironic, isn't it?

  • @melrosestrawberries they're "breaking porn" now

  • "it takes time away from studying" if porn wouldn't exist, I'd just find something else to do (other than studying)

  • 65. *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *orgasm* "hmm... I think I'm gonna try meth today."

  • in my high school everyone watches porn, we even do it in IT class behind the teachers back

  • 39. wut?

  • 19. They've never seen X-Art videos.

  • @CristianApostol It's my favorite :)

  • You know what really ruins your Innocence? Trust in people who can hurt you. I've ruined people's innocence. I am sadistic. Last comment.

  • 10. Yes, that is true ,but come on, what's wrong with that? It's like anyother memory you want to remember.

  • 4. So what? XD

  • Doesn't porn make up for 50% of the internet's content? And who cares about god? Goddess, if I ever got faithful in anything, please be it my own creations. Like Ethera

  • Fappy McMasturbate is SO going to be my new screen name!

  • I am christian and I believe with almost everything you say. Though I like how you said some thing from a christian view, you should have said everything from it because these arguments were given from a christian bias. I am ok with looking at porn as long as no lust is there.

  • @nintendo768 thats the stupidest thing I've ever read, and I regret that I did, and I also regret sending this reply because I know that all you're gonna give me is another stupid comment to waste my time on.

  • @nintendo768 No lust? Do you mean a sex drive? If you don't have a sex drive, then why have a penis or vagina?

  • @Etherouge Lust an uncontrollable desire. If your desire for porn just consumes your life, then it is bad.

  • @nintendo768 Your last sentence made sense. However, "as long as no lust is there." does not. You say lust is an uncontrollable desire. Which is true. If you're gay, you can't control your lust for large, veiny cocks.. — So you look at porn with no desire? No lust?

  • Why are christians so afraid of death that they must make this fucking fictional character to guide there lives by are they so morally inept that they cant choose between right and wrong by themselves without some reward for doing so? In that sense Christians are probably the most corrupt humans on the planet, and by just trying to force feed everyone else there bable bullshit religon makes them worse, you dont see muslims or taoists forceing there teachings and ways on people.

  • @blackdemon5

    That was brilliantly said!

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  • there's a reason English people think americans are stupid.

  • @GRRJayyy

    Well, can't blame them at this point...

  • @realcodeman11 yep, i'm english

  • Tj actually opened up a bit, wow

  • I used to have a life... Then I started watching TheAmazingAtheist.

  • There is no God--not necessarily. It just may or may not be the Christian one. Just, I really fucking hope, not the far-right conservative version. Cause if that's him (it? her?), what a monster he (it? her?) is indeed.

  • I knew he'd say scarlett johansson thats what I would have said.

  • It takes time away from studying and you say "so" great answer. I hope you were joking when you said spending 12hours a day viewing porn is normal, and that 20 hours is crossing the normal duration. I think you missed the point when they said images will pop up randomly, you're making it seems as though it only matters if it's life threatening, you didnt debunk the fact, what if we dont want random erotic images popping up while we are in a serious situation. Can you argue against that?

  • @thayungbuck16 can i buy some pot from you?

  • I know what they mean about the guilt, whenever i ejaculate over grannies sucking dog dick i feel disgusted by myself. No joke. That's all folks!

  • Just a carcrash away. Actually the only song i really loved on that album... random outburst, i know. Your ringtone just kinda woke me up from my tiredy-trance.

  • I dont think you understand TJ. The reason people try to hide the fact that they watch porn is not because they care what others think (but in some cases they do), it's because having a bunch of idiots laughing at you all day and not taking you seriously is FUCKING ANNOYING

  • .... this guy is hot. and i would make a porn with him, if i wasn't already spent from watch my numerous dp scenes

  • No! I'm running out of internets! ;(

  • @gogolplex74 Keep watching it, there's no problem about it. Unless its like 10 fucking hours then yeah, but chances are, you jerk off for a bit and you're done.

  • He reminds me of Seth Rogen.

  • I think you're overcompensating for prudishness somewhat. Sex shouldn't be a taboo, but watching porn when other people are around seems... weird. Completely accepting sex everywhere with no limits isn't right, either.

  • @TheAdmiralPancake I can't agree more

  • NOOOOOOOO 2 GIRLS 1CUP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DX

  • At no 14: I thought the point of Christianity was to accept that no one was innocent?

  • I'm christian, I masturbate and I want to stop it

    can you give me help?

    I don't care what you say, I want to stop

    and btw I absolutely hate hardcore porn, it's disgusting and awful

    I only watch soft porn

  • @gogolplex74 Just don't do it as much.

  • @gogolplex74

    Take axe. Chop off dick. Masturbation over.

  • @TheAdmiralPancake I'll rather throw off my computer then

  • @gogolplex74 well... to cure that little masturbation issue you got there is to duct tape your hands behind your back. Sure, you may not be able to wipe your ass, but at least you won't be touchin yourself at night.

    And to kill the porn habbit... watch 2 girls 1 cup. That should hopefully kill the horny porny temptation. But erm, that's just my advise.

  • one of the "I am Mormon" commercials played before this video XD

  • i watched porn while listening to this

  • OH NO I RAN OUT OF INTERNETS

  • i smoke when shit happens i hate i dont yank my albino monkey cause people die

  • im going to quote taa and totalbiscuit when i say people shouldnt give a shit if you wach porn because "its my own damn choice what i do with My own lesure time" and if people Do care "Fuck em!"

  • I watched the whole thing in one session. TAA for president

  • This video made me want to look at porn, so I did.

  • @apbtdobe lol, same here...

  • @apbtdobe amen, brother

  • HA! My parents know i look at porn, they don't care. Rule 35 made invalid.

  • I dont get how parents ground their kids for watching porn, you KNOW that they have and did as kids.

  • it took me 6 minutes to find out that the girl on the right part of the white board was a slutty girl and not the upper body of a slutty girl coming out of a penis-shaped ice cream cone. lack of porn causes hallucinations

  • 42 minutes? im gan for a wank after

  • and here i was expecting that 69 joke to actually NOT be funny........wow.......nice

  • LeFreeTits(;

  • The whiteboard picture at 00:01 is very funny

  • I watched porn while listening to this

  • When i fap i get depressed... But just sometimes x)

  • actually for point number two about the Mafia it is true due to the fact that the Russian Mafia were one of the first investors in internet pornography but other than that quality video

  • They don't wanna T.A.P. that.

  • Dose anyone else want to watch porn after watching this?

  • My girlfriend bought me porn for my 18th. :D

  • @Th3RussBus Thats a bad gift... she should've take that virginity awa- wait.... How old is she?

  • @XPrime1000 shes same age as me (19) Im older by a week and a day. And I lost my virginity ages ago buddy before I was legal to.

  • @Th3RussBus

    you have laws against sex?

  • @95somethingsomething You cant have sex with a girl under 16. And for a guy its 18. Its pretty fucked.

  • @XPrime1000 Well if she's old enough to by porn...

  • Damn dude I've listened to you all morning and you're like a philosopher or something. I look up to you

  • wow only 614 christians ...

  • 41 minutes, wtf... skip skip skip like

  • @WPWB87 did u knew the like to comments are disabled? XD LOL

  • The reason 59 must be the most retarded thing i have ever read im my entire life...

  • I really lol'd at the first reason, and i watch porn, but im not addicted at all