Incredible real footage of Santa escaping prison

[sandy9352]

*stands up* No....

[masterc64]

hahhaha lol keep it up

[kiwiB118]

dont be stupid tissue papers ar'nt real ?!



[Awesome2661]

Why does Joe have to die all the time!!!!

[wilcaswell]

Joooooooe!!

[SDRUFFA]

OH JESUS!!!JESUS!!!!The cord of the roller coaster video!!!!!!!

[kcforlife3]

TedCrustys videos punchline is No

[Poisonnachos]

FAKE! Santa wears red.

[kirasheart69]

@Poisonnachos he's escaping prison!! D:<

[2008Flame]

Joe doesnt have a head.

[s654voe13]

first ever "JOE JOE?! NOOOO"

[koolyman]

After realising the death of his friend, he stood up dramatically and gasped "Nhoo"

[sophie549720]

FAKE!! I wonder if Santa likes burgers.

[Imakeitcool15]

I was like, that's freakin aweseome when santa threw Joe and he split in half. But then I knew it was fake cuz he was re-attached in the end. but then I was like, Santa killed twins that looked the same cuz their mother was retarted. Poor dresses-the-same guys ='(

[HomieSnarf]

This is soooo fake, THAT IS NOT THE REAL SANTA

[MrKillJoy200]

OH MY GOD.....Is he okay??!? DONT SHOW THE CHILDEREN THIS!...GET THAT GUY TO A HOSPITAL

[lPWNST4R]

seems legit

[darknessforever24]

damm. joe got his ass kicked.



[airsoftpig1]

no...

[HULLABULLOOS123]

That sucked

[Smoothiecom]

Im going to hire this guy to say: No! At my funeral

[the3sisters1]

@Smoothiecom I actually rofl-ed at this haha!

[Aaron51801]

y would santa just pick up a ramdom stranger and kick his ass?

[Flinger5000]

OMG HE KILLED JOE

[pyxiefrog124]

@Flinger5000 that bastard!

[dillonislolz]

thats so unfortunate

[xxlonleyemoboyxx]

Hahaha, that was too good!

[luciisbored]

LMFAOO someone said fake and gay , too me its obviously legit

[gwith22ify]

fake and GAY

[MusicRules70]

No.



[Milomia9]

Your videos are stupid in an epic way yet still stupid in a bad way excaept that ad way isnt really bad.... Sort of like Gintama.

[LoveWerewolfs]

I bet Santa was saying hahah motherfuckerss marry fucking christmas. P.S. I HEARD he got in jail because he raped rudoff. Happy christmas and have protection! :D

[potctk]

WHOA! thats some exclusive footage!

[XRiickX]

soo, santa isn't real?

noo ><

[Thefakemovietrailerz]

does he end all his videos by saying "no"?

[potctk]

@Thefakemovietrailerz yes, lol but it makes the videos that much more better and is the reason evey one luvs tem :O

[TheJoeCortazzo]

wait how the hell did his body re attach itself???

[gnashy2]

seems legit



[KrutNallen]

Lol I found my way back to the wierd parts of youtube again

[marsstriker]

FAAAAAAKE! the suit isn't orange :)

[KesoDia]

nnnnnnnnno

[jessica27jade]

oh no joeeee!!!



[demonknight46]

omg santa took joe's head

[TheJoeCortazzo]

33 people are getting coal in their stockings for christmas

[MFGROCKS]

no... fav part

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

Ted Crusty is the new Horatio Caine.

[AngusBain]

for Christmas i want a dolls house and a pony 

[RickRay9]

-I pee on the side of the toilet bowl, 'cause I like the concept of how it seems like I'm releasing my load all over my girlfriend's-- wiat wat

[Randersif]

santa dresses in red, not yellow! i fear this might be fake...

[TheJoeCortazzo]

i love how ted is smiling while he says "noo"

[runescapemichbla]

Do you happen to have a video of a man involved in an accident involving aliens?

[youdass]

is this reel?



[Anime9vampiress]

I love how he's smileing at the end

[BlueDoGGdeMoCrat]

"no" from 3rd person perspective

[pokerfan2035]

omg santa killed kenny! wait i mean joe

[vTupaczGhosTv]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[jermin8tor]

i think this was fake.. the 'No' was definitely dubbed in..

[Romlooker]

Fake !

[ieuan4real]

Thumbs up if you think joe's answer to not dieing is to put his body back together like what happened in this clip.

[skizy9212]

my god that was gay

[rebz2k6]

i like how this was filmed in august

[Derf489]

i thought santas cloths were red???

[mattstorm360]

@Derf489 its jail clothes

[bobbm11]

@Derf489 he just got out of a prison in great britan

[MagicXenomorph]

@Derf489 they are but hes in prison so hes wearing prison cloths

[bugenhagenish]

joe was naughty

[Zodist]

Joe never died.He just cheated death again.

[afromaniac1000]

fake because his body was put back together xD

[mick23586]

YAY!!!!! SANTA EXISTS!!!!!

[thecharliealice]

why would santa be in prison?

[mattstorm360]

@thecharliealice He broke in to a house on christmas eve by going thro the chibney and had a bag full of toys he may of taken form other houses.

[thecharliealice]

@mattstorm360 oooh

[laso123]

he looks like harry potter...

[kktuaisthebest]

Doesnt santa wears red?!?

[Z1infern0]

@kktuaisthebest its jail clothes :D

[TrueEpicnessGaming]

NO! Santa cut Joe in half!

That's the real reason why we celebrate Christmas every year.

'Cause we're f****ing scared.

[randumbvids11]

Joe's really good at dying, he's done it 218 times!

[MrBuck417]

you are not smart enough two know that santa weres red

[uar99]

@MrBuck417 he was breaking out of prison smart ass

[MrTez141]

not joe again :( r.i.p buddy 

[dragonbaas]

fatality

[EmperorBubba]

fuck me these videos are randomly hilarious

[Keza01904]

LEAVE JOE ALONE!

[JWK35]

hahaha i love it how joe splits in half, then is magically mended :P

[Backstabar]

i liked the bit where he went, hey Joe; no...

[jdogtalks]

the best part is the fact that santa is in prision

[MasterofPuppets352]

What you didn't see was Santa Ass raping Joe.

[coloradogrom]

why does joe never have a head. terrible medical condition

[MagicAccent]

Joe got shived my Santa..

[YutaBaby07]

my is he in prison in the first place? DDDD:

[treeable1]

@colf he was yellow because he was in prison and they wear yellow clothes

[DanMNineFive]

I like how Joe was torn in half by Santa's punches, then when Ted finds him he's in one piece. xD

[ROARRY01]

@DanMNineFive

thats because Joe is magical

[colfanta98]

SANTA IS RED NOT YELLOW

[mattstorm360]

He was in jail for braking in a house and leaven presents.

and putting poor rain-deer on the roof tied to a sled.

[duncymatt1]

LOOOL

[DOCTORWHOGUDN]

lol my little cuz says he dont like christmas no more coz of this but great vid!!!

[CardShark989]

omg its charles manson

[CRAZYxVORTEX]

take off the mask and get out the back yard......next time RRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelwilders147]

LOL, poor joe.

[ReDdEaDkIlLeR1000]

joe joe no=lol

[ojeyone]

poor jo

[Landis47]

he lost half of his body in one punch,wth XD

[wojak100]

@Landis47 Santa PUNCH!

[kingstaff2000]

no...

[KidCanza]

fuck u santa !

rip joe :(

[LANX93]

@KidCanza Spoilers! I didn't know Joe was going to die (again)

[anatefcan13]

He kicked him apart! ....with his fist!

[Xprtsniper74]

dismemberment! 

[TheMrLegoDude13]

this is the first video where you accually see ted say "noo"

[OhStylo]

Why is Santa beatin' the bejesus out of poor Joe? Wtf? -> TedCrusty = win ^_^

[Coolpikmin]

fake but funny

[Krurze]

@Coolpikmin it's not fake.

[megatron2000z]

@Krurze shut it!

[megatron2000z]

@Coolpikmin your correct it is fake.

[Siobhanlittlemiss]

why was santa in jail?? maybe he stole from the elves..

[keyholder456]

every christmas good kids gets presents the bad kids gets split in half

[preppychrisbou]

@keyholder456 Best comment on earth

[Mizpagh67]

DAMMIT SANTA I'M NOT GUNNA BELIEVE IN JOO ANYMOAR CUZ JOO KILLED JOE >:O

[AliciaFree1234]

OMG!!!! JOE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

[aang1476]

Omg! Lol! Joe has been very Naughty... tsk... tsk... tsk...

[Dragoneesta]

so fake and not funny

[EverythingInane]

@Dragoneesta it's about the real santa clause.  And it features a dummy. and you think it's fake?

[Dragoneesta]

@EverythingInane yah i do think its fake!

[Lokuulio]

@Dragoneesta Ur wrong! It's not fake! I wuz there!

[Dragoneesta]

@Lokuulio prove it! it's fake cuz they used a dummy and i guy in a costume

[Lokuulio]

@Dragoneesta After the camera stops rolling on santa, I took him down and he vanished into thin air, like magyk. Santa is magyk, and he teleported to the North Pole to fuck Mrs. Claus because he was in for a long time.

[Dragoneesta]

@Lokuulio oh yeah sure u did

[megatron2000z]

@Lokuulio no you wasn't. IT IS FAKE NOW FUCKING SHUT UP! Anyway! I'm Not Even Listening!

[Lokuulio]

@megatron2000z 1. Go back to school and learn how to spell. 2. Why the hell do you care? It's better than anything you could do. Now go, and don't reply to this comment until you have an IQ of 10 please.

[megatron2000z]

@Lokuulio i'm still in school. im 15 i leave when i'm 16.

[TheLizzard0]

He knows Joe's been naughty.

[DOCTORWHOGUDN]

I saw a mistake in there when 'santa' beat up 'joe' joe was in 'half' and when his 'mate' asked 'joe' if he had 'seen' the conflict, 'joe' was back 'together' again.

GREAT VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amorn7125]

HE DOES NOT look like santa cos hes in prison uniform!

[antisadism]

Incredible.

[yukifujita]

hahaha u had to turn up the volume for the "no" xD good work

[example123451]

**BEWARE OF SANTA**

[H2OHBOM]

JOE ? Joe ?

no....

[LetsLiveOurLives]

JOE DID YOU SEE THAT CONVICT?

[Live0Laugh0Twilight]

OMG!!!!! SANTA BEAT UP JOE!!!!!!!!

[jimkelley89]

gay

[Daijoubufied]

*gasp* No.

[woodandrew98]

Lol.. Love that :)

[JenkBigQ]

oh shit, santa is on the escape, beware, he breaks into your house and steal your food, and hes a molestor too lol.

[imsamurai3000]

Noo.....

[bones111987]

santa is 1 tough sob!

[scatustherising]

wow stupid idiots thats fake 5 year olds

[punksuit69]

of course it is faggot?

were you expecting real santa footage?

youre the idiot

[lije927]

Hahahahahahacoughhahahaha.

[SuperBrianMario]

When Santa Attacks

[mike9346]

SHIT YO ITS REAL omg omg this is amazing shit!!!

[Taricapwns]

This needs to be on the News... SANTAS ON THE LOOSE WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE!

[Razor1262]

Err wtf

[sonicguy56]

WTF santa tore him in half!!!!!

[hhahahahahahh]

run santa run!!

[smirnoffgalaxy]

hahahahahah "looks more like ali G"

HAHAHAHHA and "why doesnt joe have a head?" HAHAHAHA

[deadkidwalkin]

nooo

[1august12]

LOL =B

[Ryuk609]

wow so fake it hurts...

[iTzDaT1KiD]

its suppost to be duhh

[supessayan129]

ROLF go go santa

[irolus]

fatality....then like a video game...he is reborn and unconius....YAY

[toothyemmy]

omg this is one of ur best its sooo funny!!!

[SloanMom4girls]

y dosnt joe has a head?

[mohammedZedan]

hahahahaah fake

[pandarsson]

Fake? Really? Are you sure about that? Watch veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery closely and make sure. You come back and let us know if you still think it's fake after that, Mr. Einstein.

[federalfsx]

No shit sherlock!

[stoopkid80]

No wonder it says for the category "comedy"

[bobhoog1988]

you mother fucker mother±!

[Kipohippo]

lol. jingle bellz

[ahmadsk8]

Noohhh!

[Bradster9528]

FINISH HIM!

FATALITY!

[wizzlekidd]

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED JOE

YOU BASTARD

[theprincekingqueen]

LOL KENNY WAS THERE TOO =p

[sonicbn]

joe must of been a bad boy this year

[Acorn950]

St. Nicholas (santa) really was arrested in the mid 1700s for going into people's homes and leaving gifts. And no he did not wear a red and white suit with a beard and all that.