Mass Effect 2 - Garrus misses the elevators

[Noxnaxia]

Garrus: Tell me about your immune system.

Tali: I have a fully uncalibrated shotgun, go get it. *throws it out the window*.

Garrus: *jumps out window*

[rejuised]

hah aha a good stick at the old ME1 elevators.

[guguigugu]

i liked the elevators

[mrbing993]

I thought this vid was about a bug that Garrus doesn't go on an elevator :/

[gjdcjdxj43]

Garrus: Tell me again bout your immune system.

Tali: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Deceptichick7]

Wow Tali. Garrus is usually too wrapped up in his calibrations. For him to start a conversation with you, you could at least be nice. That's a once in a life time opertunity there.

[MrUnclepeanuts]

Wow I usually love Tali but she was a bitch in this scene lol, Garrus almost got killed by missiles and repeated shot with a machine gun, the least she can do is to talk about the old days to make Garrus feel better about his predicament.

[zoldator]

i miss those talks in elevators. BioWare, you know what to do with ME3.

[ginnoveffect]

@HomuncuIus Not so sure about that. If you're talking about the veils they where, I read that that was based on the Virgin Mary. And i think her accent sounds more Eastern European. They're described as similar to gypsies, in the way they're always traveling, and how they're stereotyped by other species as being thieves and criminals.

[tybash]

"and i have a sniper"

[LookinDownOnU7]

for once garrus wants to have a conversation and tali threatens him wit a shotgun

poor guy :(

[thresholder1]

poor garrus :(

[roansythen]

Hrm.. How do you get them to talk to each other like that? I never see them converse? Is it a mod or..?

[RandomJtv]

*LMAO!!*

[texaschainsawjr]

God I hate Tali

[mujuma]

@texaschainsawjr ...Blasphemy?

How could you hate Tali..? shes got a bucket-face!

[keineahnungwassonst]

@mujuma

hahah man i lought so hard :D

[JediNg135]

Poor Tali. Garrus was always teasing her. :P

[hattrickster33]

Well at least he actually said something that didn't have to do with calibrations in the elevators...

[bandman232]

I can figure out if Tali's accent is Russian or German. Hmmm

[hattrickster33]

@bandman232 Nah its Persian

[bandman232]

@hattrickster33 Hm. Never herd a persian accent.

[hattrickster33]

@bandman232 I mean like any where in the Middle East

[Leo240sx]

@hattrickster33 Russian accent with middle eastern style of clothing

[keineahnungwassonst]

@bandman232

10000% NOT GERMAN ! its some kind of slawish (polish/Czech or ukrainien) accent

[naierer]

God..Can his voice get any more sexier?

[Sytheking]

Shotguns: most effective immune system ever.

[Deipaturo5]

tali: ive got a shotgun

garrus: oh yeah, ive got a "shotgun" too baby ;)

[fluffybunny937]

What M.E.3 needs is party banter like this and like the ones in Dragon Age.

[Grom9000]

Garrus: come on tell us about ur immune system.

Tali: i have a shotgun.

Garrus: alright well talk later.

[Teealio]

Omg, Garrus voice actor is so talented. He was just asking about elevators and damn he's got this purr to his voice....

[TheBlueImpulse]

@Teealio I know, right?! Mmm.

[Indoornutt]

I think the voices for Garrus and Tali have to be the best in the game. Always spot on! :)

[littlebluewolfie]

if only tali had turned to shepard with a "uh, excuse me human? private conversashiooon?"

[godfighter16]

the people at bioware are murderers......because we all die laughing of these jokes

[MegaMrkitty]

LOL!

[ShadowJLDVSR]

Yep. The answer for end a conversation is a shotgun :D

[SephirothCrescent0ne]

Is it just me or is garrus cooler in ME2. Think about it, in the first one he was cool but now he's just epic. I love how in ME2 he seems a bit more sadistic how he sounds like he's havin a blast while he's slaughtering everything in sight. I dunno it just seems his personality had a revamp. I played ME1 with him and wrex the majority of the time but now i wish I could play Wrex in this one with garrus' new personality. ME3 you are our last hope dammit!!

[OverlordMD]

oh!i get it!

her immune system is a shotgun!

brilliant!

[KENATE12345]

garrus is quite the smoothtalker

[Rygith]

It's like how on Lair of the Shadow Broker, Liara is trying to get a door open and Shepard says "remember the old days where you could slap some omni-gel on everything?"

[thetopherhaslanded]

haha bitch

[Pyrotechnican]

i have a shotgun

lol best!

[guaranic]

Tali:

I should go

[TNTLotLP]

"tell me about your immune system"

"I have a shotgun"

"That's a good immune system"

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

Ummhmmhmmmaybe we'll talk later....

[MadMAn12gauge]

cuz after you finish up the first recruit or loyalty missions, which is about 4, in any combo zaheed, kasumi etc, bang horizen...you can avoid this problem by doing Mordins mission last allowing 6 recruit and loyalty before horizen. after that you run on a 5 mission timer, period! then sent off to the collector ship...with no shopping, i think the ticker is fine but at least let it only activate once i go to the star map only...sigh

[MadMAn12gauge]

only thing i dont like about ME 2 is the "end mission screen" makes it feel like im playing a game that has levels all that info can be sent to your journal as a hard copy...and the mission ticker crap is a bit annoying, at least wait till i get to the ship to let me know when i will be forced to go to collector ship and horizen

[KingLink5972]

Surprising. He has time for Tali, but when it comes to Shepard, he's always in the middle of calibrations?

Methinks something's going on...

[comandarshapard]

@KingLink5972 nooooooooooooooooo

im jealous >:((((((((

[eox753]

HAHA garrus is scarY!@#

[jtgtjtgt]

Elevators > Gay 1 minute load screens

[MRmed1a]

i miss the elevators aswell dont really like this loading screens ...

[angelofdeath251]

garrus:cum on me....oh i mean come on remember

tali:....wtf?

[Dragonzzilla]

"I have a Shotgun"

[TheNocturnalFox]

Thats right ladies, if no dosent work. A shotgun will :D

[Christianmarquez]

I miss the elevators too lol, but did you see some of the elevators in ME2? They were massive, especially in Omega. IDK if I could have sat through that lol.

[hattrickster33]

Does anyone know if they included these types of dialogues in the ps3 version. I mean it's only funny cuz you get the "inside joke".

[Christianmarquez]

@hattrickster33 It's a straight port, with modifications to the engine and the graphics. It will probably be the same lol.

[hattrickster33]

@Christianmarquez Well half the time you won't know wtf is going on if u haven't played the 1st 1.

[orgixvi3]

Mass Effect: Funny Space Opera or FUNNIEST Space Opera?

[g8c8]

ha

[kabbinet]

I also misses the elevators. :.(

[bubblecube1]

@kabbinet i realy dont see how blank boring loading screens are better than an elevator where you can at least get some character interaction and discover something about them - or about side quests anything but boring load screen which break the immersion

[kabbinet]

@bubblecube1 Exactly, in someway ME1 went smoother than ME2.

[EGRJ]

Does she necessarily have a shotgun at this point?

[Licronthoup]

how the fuck do you play though this game without getting distracted by your party X_X

[twitcher64]

I fell out of my chair laughing when I first heard this.

[thebluebox100]

A shotgun is definetly a very good immune system

[RowanRawrLovesYou]

"i have a shotgun."

"i have an assault and sniper rifle, what of it?"

[mugenrider754]

it more like garrus flirting tali

[MiniDiamond]

Tali:I have a shotgun.

Garrus:errr.. well talk later.... LOL

[bossfight1]

So the mechanic on Horizon mentions seeing the collectors taking "sten and lillith", aren't they party members in dragon age origins?

[gamester512]

@bossfight1 Sten is. I don't remember meeting anyone in dragon age named Lilith though.

[russianbear0027]

@bossfight1 yes, you can pick both of them up in lothering. if you do not, I believe they die.

also iside jokes=win... poor sods on the ps3 that wont get them though...

[Matt561]

@russianbear0027 For real whats the point of putting out the second one with out the first.

[mylesbradley1234]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Long live king Garrus!

[Zachary9161]

"cmon tell me about ur immun system" "i have a shot gun...." " O_O maby later"

[imanerd000]

a shotgun is one hell of an immune system!!

[2GameReviewers]

i played this and i was thinking "WTF Garrus you trying to steal my quarian babe. damn freaky ass turian."

but garrus is the best squad member. i am just keep my on him in ME 3 i never know if he could try something

[etherealfrog112]

Garrus is so fucking smooth.

[austin329iscool]

[garrus talking about elevators to tali]

Tali:This conversation is over.

Garrus:Tell me more about your immune system.

Tali:I have a shotgun.

Garrus:And i have a Incisor sniper rifle,along with a x-8 avenger assault rifle.Your Point?

[Throsor]

A shotgun is a pretty effective immune system.

[onilink1223]

"i have a shotgun" -.-

[evanjonsey]

Garrus kinda sounds like he's coming on to tali

[34butterfingers]

I have a shotgun.  maybe later

[RockerSkull8888]

Tali: I have a shoop da whoop shotgun, can i kill you garrus?

Garrus: No, and also not in front of Shepard.

[ExZola]

"Tell me about your immune system!"

WTF GARRUS! XD

[striker5495]

tali:i have a shotgun

Garrus:im need to go

[over2seeyer]

hahaha XD

[antoniorivera12]

this was hilarious when i first heard this

[N7ProtoSpectre]

garrus is my best friend.

[Elvis1237]

the two best characters in ME :)

[MassEffectKicksAss]

ok, tali and garrus are tied for my favorite ME characters, but here, tali was just a bitch!

[Giok8]

#rofl

[TheBlarg89]

i have a shotgun

[Tarimoth]

very strong immune system :P

[completeidiot]

Smoooth, Garrus, smooth. I'll use that 'tell me about your immune systems' next time I go down to Flux.

[AkaGenya1]

@completeidiot

Nah, you have to say: "What can you tell me about your immune systems?"

Then if you get slapped, you say: "I should go."

[TheSgtDark]

everythings always funnier when there's a shotgun involved

[AkaGenya1]

Garrus/Tali FTW

[Golan7]

Garrus is awesome. he was funny in the first one and funnier in this one. I hope he gets better in the 3rd one.

[kyzer1313]

epic win

[R96069]

Garrus: I have a shotgun to ;P

[pretzalman]

lol #fail Garrus

[Sokarpalomo]

Garrus rulez!! Nice video.

[peepseye1]

garrus sounds freakin hot in this clip

[darksore6]

Tali: i have a shotgun

Garrus: well you can "pump my shotgun" anytime...

[bandman232]

Is it me or are Turians always hitting on Quarians?

[BFGfreak]

@bandman232 Ever notice that we never see Female turians, what if they look like ultra ugly Predators and Quarians, well, look at Tali. Who would you rather hit on?

[JediElderNishmo]

@bandman232 Yet you never see them hitting on the Asari... .... well, more for the humans :P

[starkiller70]

@bandman232 lol true

[CharmieKid]

@bandman232 You humans are all racist!

[bandman232]

@CharmieKid lol. No but seriously. Why is that?

[CharmieKid]

@bandman232 Pfft, it's always the same with you...er.......Drell. Accusing Turians of such ill-mannered activities!

[bandman232]

@bandman232  btw I'm a Drell. :D

[captainunload]

tell me again about your immune system...

[WeRandomness]

lolz

I have a shotgun

poor Garrus...

[Madmann135]

I must say Garrus has a nice conversation.

[spenore]

soo soo soo funny idk how they do it but keep doing it

[TheNewmanProductions]

I don't miss the long elevator rides, but I do miss the conversation's between characters.

[HollowSoul0]

that is true everyone in mass effect 1 always asked her about quarians not tali i see why shes pissed

she was also the only quarian in mass effect 1

[racergsxr1]

"i have a shotgun" hahahaha

[BGstudiosB17]

i liked the elevators because it kept the game going except for me2 loading

[Soap74205]

lol

[CloakofAuron]

There's plenty of in-jokes in this game. Bioware intentionally put them in, knowing fans would die laughing.

[Sperium3000]

@CloakofAuron Bioware loves putting this kind of thing in their rpgs. It's an integral part of their style.

[HellsDM09]

I think part of the joke is also Garrus making fun of Shephard, since that's exactly how he/she talks to people, complete with "We'll talk later".

[derboZZ1609]

You'r right. Talking about topics which have nothing to do with each other and ending the conversation with "We'll talk later". BioWare is just awesome^^

[Supperdude9]

LULZ.

Didn't really mind the elevators, actually. Small price to pay for a stream-lined experience.

[blackhawkgod]

Francis: I hate elevators >:(

lol thats alwayz funny

[FelixMorgan]

The PC version of ME2 has 3 second elevator rides. Not even joking, maybe they should have just left them in the console version.

[david02129]

i like this convo, but i don't get the joke.

[senfood]

Everyone hated the elevators from the last game. Everyone except Garrus, apparently.

[david02129]

who the fuck hated elevators? i will admit they got a little bland at times, but if they spice it up and give us pretty scenery to look at and good convos in me3, it'd be the best loading screen ever.

[FinalDivineDragoon]

/Resident Evil

I got a shotgun!

[lucas1121111]

It doesnt matter what race, it is usualy a bad idea to harass women with shotguns.

[valiare1947]

I actually enjoyed the elevators because of the conversations my squad mates would have.

[Craydon]

How did you get this to trigger? My guys are always silent.

[byootimous]

Hahaha Taaalliiiii

I'm so glad these two are still squad members

[maymoo92]

I can't remember any converstation between Tali and Garrus that got Tali this pissed off....mostly becuase I always used Tali and Liara.....great now I'm going to have to play through the first one again just to see what the hell thier talking about!

[afw314]

lol garrus is smart, he knows when to stfu

[IandIMspentI]

Are they talking about a specific instance in ME1 when they talk on the elevators? I can't remember Garrus ever really pissing Tali off this much for her to be so angry

But it's hilarious nonetheless

[CapyGuy]

Bioware was just channeling how much the average player hated those god-forsaken elevators.

[VideoMaster40K]

LOL

[falconbird123456789]

It's a Dossier mission after you go to Horizon.

[nightrat42]

LMAO

[Miycu]

love this convo

"I have a shotgun" lol

[AngelLunaRain]

lol, i didnt see that small scene in the game.

my favorite akward scene in the game is with edi and joker were she tells him she likes to see humans on there knees XD

[molsonmudslide]

This game is full of so many inside jokes but this one is the best I've seen so far. It even beats Space Hamster!!

[falconbird123456789]

There's a space cow too.

[RebeccaLessay]

@molsonmudslide I love that hamster....he outlived the fish many times. :D

[keinve2]

@molsonmudslide NOTHING beats Space Hamster!

Fweep, I say! Fweep!

[tacohadez]

my favorite is Hamlet with full Elcor cast:D but this kicks ass too:)

[creamypies]

Tali and Garrus 4 life!

[Nastara]

Oh Garrus you sound like a rapist! XD

Hilarious.

[LordSovereign7]

Tali is much more sassy this time around... I love it

[StickyShrooms]

HAHAHAHAHA!

That was HILARIOUS!

[Jurassic343]

I LOVE this game!!!!!1

[telhacerta]

This game looks very fun.

[PLEEZENinja]

haha nice nod to the old elevator system.

[JiaBlackholesun]

Tell me about your immune system again!

[stupidguyx]

Great stuff. If only there was a tad bit more interaction, especially between Tali and Legion..

[SentinelGiga]

Ah, Garrus and Tali'zorah, the best team for nostalgic typse.

There's just one thing about this game that I can't stand...

..knowing how long we have to wait for the finale. God damn, it was a glorious ride from start to finish.

[DetonationImminent]

:D That condescending tone is the icing on the freaken' cake. <3