Commander Shepards Dirty Secret Revealed - Mass Effect 2

[BlackSabbath628]

Asari "No thanks, I think I'll just with the music"

Shepard : *Forever Alone face"

[RandomAcousticDude]

heh heh heh i need my drugs

[jackofblades94]

bewm bewm bewm bewm lol

[shepardspass]

"Is there still hope for the galaxy after this?"

Good question.

[KlownSnypr]

lol

[IronMaster777]

epic

[TheGb2132]

press 8 repeatedly and listen to the music.

[PSonyFanBoy]

press 9 repeatedly.

[Plymouthduster30]

I need my drugs

[TheMrfizzyrocks]

FALCO PUNCH!!!!

[Babymarioluigi2]

I'm Commander Shepard, and Chris Brown's Cologne is my favourite aftershave in the Citadel.

[TheDegnos]

falkun paunch

[SRVNORMANDY]

Whenever I feel down or pissed off, I watch this video and dance like Shepard. Not once has it failed .

[superc466]

when i was playing the game and i punched her i said falcon punch

[Jokenx3]

What's this song?

[xaviagrade]

@Jokenx3 Boom Boom Boom - Vengaboys

[Naykobenok]

The interviewer must be a romance option in ME3!

[Jokenx3]

You won't tell my secrects to ANYONE!!!

[KekoaOnorati]

139 people were also rejected by that same Asari.

[CuseGirlBK]

wait, how come Shep couldn't dance with that girl? i always get the dance

[XelestialDragon]

@CuseGirlBK I know, me too. Maybe not high enough paragon/renegade points?

[TheDarkHaji]

Mass effect has the BEST FANS EVER.

[FlyingFocs]

@TheDarkHaji Yeah. And CoD has the worst.

[VinnieLepore]

In Mass Effect 3, when she goes to give a third interview. I think a Reaper will step on her.

[tricksterhuaun]

Shepard, you look different, have you cut your hair?

[fulgrim456]

bitch better not assert disengenuosly!

[xxlnomadlxx]

FALLLLCON PUNCH!!!

[Shirishama1]

"Earlier that day..." he looked completely different than when he saw the reporter?

[MegaWinnieGirl]

Not really a good subject to make fun of.

[ThatHaydenGuy]

Mass Effect 1: I've had enough of your snide insinuations! *PUNCH*

Mass Effect 2: I've had enough of your disengenous assertions! *PUNCH*

Mass Effect 3: I've had enough of wasting my fancy vocabulary! *PUNCH*

[knightchick0883]

Haha next we're gonna catch him playing Guitar Hero in his quarters

[Arnest123]

omg i laughed so hard at i need my drugs XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[coolguywithahat]

I'm so happy that she's going to be in the third game!

[RiotDragonX]

I doubt she'd be in ME3. I don't see her approaching Shepard for another slug to the jaw.

[MRsolomongunful]

this song xD



[skipe94]

this shepard looks just like mine except that he doesnt have a beard

[Maybeeee]

After he blows that journalist off by saying: "I don't have time to justify myself to your viewers, I have a galaxy to save" you should've put "Later That Day" instead of "Earlier that Day"... That's how Shepard is going to save the galaxy... He's going into Dance Battle with the Reapers!!!!

[RiotDragonX]

@Maybeeee Why not? Voltron did it.

[lilnickyt91]

yeah the best real lol shit man good job

[GhostSnake]

What's his secret? He changed his face through surgery?

[Enigmagenesis]

I always puched that reporter in the face

Fist to the face! :D

[AddictedApple]

That makes me lol...

[purplewolfking]

corny but i cant help nut laugh at the thought of shepard dancing to the vengaboys XD

[pablov1994]

whats vengaboys?



[DaUTubeGuru]

Press 9 for PAWNCH!!!!

[112reapper900]

0:45 K.O!

[LadyLatias]

This suddenly explains a lot. ._.

[bringnikothehorizon]

im not gona lie ...i like that song

[artypiedra]

well they're sentient machines, so i believe they would understand the need to give a ho the back hand. and i am perfectly aware that there is no way she could survive a "pimp smack" from a reaper, i'm just saying it'd be funny

[renardo3333]

yes, but hitting her is - ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL! REAPER PAUNCH!

[artypiedra]

i hope a reaper punches her i me3

[TheMspacmann]

@artypiedra you do realize Reapers are Giant warships? I'd just splatter her with one

[SLPMEXD]

Falcooon punch!

[keepiticy]

your person look like the dude from gay tony

[usahnamez]

@keepiticy Luis Lopez? LOL

[keepiticy]

@usahnamez yeah lol looks like tony got to him

[SauronXIV]

/sigh. I need my drugs too.

[gxycybro]

9=PUNCH!

[CommanderDShepherd]

Why does male Shepard dance better than the female version?

[Kanethedragon]

"I'm commander Shepard and I need my drugs-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL-Harbinger:what the hell is this shit!tastes good though*eats whole bag*-RELEASING CONTROL-Shepard:where'd my drugs go?...ah wait I gotta crap*in the bathroom*why...won't...it....c­ome...out?!lol jk.

[Jokenx3]

and suddenly Shep looks different

[cyclopsdias]

In Mass Effect 3 she will come with an armor...cant risk a 3rd punch :)

[LESLIE222333]

@cyclopsdias LOL

[jfake1980]

@cyclopsdias If you buy the Shadow Broker thing, there's a scene where she gets punched by a krogan.. It's pretty hilarious.

[th3d3storoy3r]

@cyclopsdias But even that won't stop shepard from punchin' her

[cyclopsdias]

@th3d3storoy3r yeah but ti wont hurt then :(....well that leaves airlock as the ONLY option >:)

[Jeddy017]

@cyclopsdias I will.

[MrStuDubb]

@cyclopsdias She'll risk a Donkey Punch in ME3

[cyclopsdias]

@MrStuDubb A donkey punch???Whats that precious????:)

Thanks God she is on ME3,cant wait to test my new knuckles>:).

[MrStuDubb]

@cyclopsdias A donkey punch is what she's going to get

[11Pavko11]

@cyclopsdias Armor isn't gonna help in any way... Shepard now has the omni-blade!

[cyclopsdias]

@11Pavko11 true,true......Alternatives:

A)Interview him an dbe inside acage

B)Very thick armor

C)Krogan meat shield >:)

[KingBeezyB1994]

what is the song that plays at the club?

[7j8i9m]

@KingBeezyB1994 Vengaboys, something like "Boom boom". lol. They're the ones who did that commercial for Six Flags with the old guy dancing...?

[CommandantNOVA]

wait, his faces are different...

[Auestyn]

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"

Uncut Footage?: "I'll answer your questions if you can out-dance me in Afterlife."

[possibiladoom]

thats why i dont dance

[sephiroth1018]

i just kept spammin 9 xD

[Jokenx3]

wait, are these two different Shepards?

[Darkdayzz]

@Jokenx3

he got a haircut and facial correction xD

[Jokenx3]

And now a falcon kick!

super!

[JZPotter]

OMFG. That Falcon Pawnch was PERFECTLY TIMED.

[theowendable]

every wiki on shepard should say he is a terrible dancer and loves to hit the booze

[Mephyblef]

Im commander shepard, and this is my favorite bar- ASSUMNG DIRECT CONTROL

[aceairgt3]

"I'm Commander Shepard and I need my drugs..."

[furyichigo]

0:19 Pedo Face...

[darkfire6991]

Pause at 0:19

FUCK YEA

[4ppelkrumelgebak]

I hope you can have a romance with her in ME3.

So that he hit on her.

Wait... nevermind...

[gmodzombieteam]

@4ppelkrumelgebak lol yea and when you have her in the bed. you give her a knockout.. and throw her out the airlock xD

[cyclopsdias]

@gmodzombieteam aint gonna work pal:(

When you punch her in Mass Effect 2 she first makes sure that she got it on tape instead of making sure she is alright.If you blo wher out of an airlock i think that half the Alliance will see it.

I say BREAK the camera first,THEN throw her out >:D

[gmodzombieteam]

@cyclopsdias yes break her fucking floating camara! >:-)

[ravenclawtom]

epic win

[The718kingdre]

wld hav made sense had they both been the same shepard instead of one real shepard nd one created one

[mkking67]

If you punch her the first time in ME1 what happens when you meat her in ME2?

[deltaD07]

@mkking67 u dont remind her n she tells u u puched her on ur last interview so u remember

[denholmjeans]

@mkking67 you stab her repeatedly with a fork and several clothes washing implements and the remains of a small child.

[guywithcurlyhair]

FALCON PUNCH!!!

[hedanit0]

We better be able to punch her in ME3.

[TaTayTai1011C]

She got knocked the . . . F*** OUT ! lol

[Foxxie0kun]

This is commander Shepard, and that Al-Julani bitch is my favorite bitch to pawnch in the universe.

[jeffryder9]

keep pressing 9...

[JayIceColdD]

Hmm... so Shepard had plastic surgery between coming on to an Asari and giving an interview? Cause those two Shepards don't look alike.

[halomerc23]

Best fucking thing ever. Wait for the vid to finish loading, then repeatedly hit 9 to your heart's content.

[lynchkid003]

@halomerc23

I must thank you for telling me about that function, You just made my day!!! Now excuse me while I watch that slut get pummeled, Cpt, Falcon Style, For the next several hours

[RyMaNF0v]

68 people drink tupari!

[SpadeAce90]

FAIL for different shepard

[TheDynastQueen]

@supermariomafia: You can punch her in ME1 and 2 by choosing the renegade options. Then in the Liar of the Shadow Broker DLC you see vids of her getting hit by everyone she interviews. It's like a running gag throughout the series...

[TJbrena]

@TheDynastQueen Yeah, the 1st time I saw it in that DLC I LOL'd. When it happened twice, I was like HOLY SHIT! ROFLMAO

ME3: (Khalisa Bint Sinan Al-Jilani) Shepard, the rumors of you being insane have been proved false, and earth has been attacked by giant Cthulu-bots, how do you respond?

Shepard: Your unsubstantiated proclamations end here and now.

*Kicks her in the taco and spits on her face*

Wait, what did she say!?

[Lumberjack12321]

I'm glad someone else thinks that this song is perfect for Commander Sheperd.

[WowMe143]

hehehehehe freedom of press freedom to punch the press

[Varicent]

LOL! i laughed so hard aaaaaaaahaha oh shepard and his vengaboys

[MirkyBlueIconoclast]

Im commander shepard and falcon-punching reporters is my favorite thing to do on the citadel

[thebestateverythin]

Instead of "earlier today...." you should've put "later that day..."

[Flyers0108]

When I punched that reporter I laughed for about 5 minutes straight. Talk about renegade. Great touch with the FAAAALLLCOOON PAAAAANCH as well.

[Helestiar]

the dancing part...where is it?

[LunaArgentum10]

@Helestiar I was wondering the same thing.

[Floffonlajn]

@Helestiar It's in Samara's loyalty mission, if you deliberately pick the douche response to dancing with one of the girls on the dance floor.

[VampirateYuki]

lol awkward Shepard.

[spincr]

HAHAH Funny as hell!:) Didn't need the drug line near the end though.

[gundam1915]

he said "i have to save the galecie" he really meant to go to the club and dance all day if i spell galecie wrong egnor it

[MarzX1802]

@gundam1915 you also spelled 'ignore' wrong but it's cool

[XboxAnnihilator]

So... he was dancing and later that day he got plastic surgery and somehow grew more hair?

PS The asari is a horrible dancer

[BaakCha]

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!

Reporter goes down!

[IIIIDUFFMANIIII]

0:43 omg look at hes eyes LOL

[kevetwilight]

actually he didnt hit a woman asari or both men and women

[NonstopRam]

Damn cameras!

[DJZephyr]

He's just pissed 'cuz Legion is a better dancer.

[Writtenjustice]

Nothing cooler than hitting women

Absolutely nothing

[TheAssesKicker]

@Writtenjustice "written justice" and you like hitting women ? yeah right .

[Writtenjustice]

@TheAssesKicker Give this guy a fucking Nobel Prize

[TheAssesKicker]

@Writtenjustice Well. excuse me for saying the truth .

[Writtenjustice]

@TheAssesKicker The very obvious truth, lol

[TheAssesKicker]

@Writtenjustice Obvious ? you think everyone reads someone's user name while replying to him/her ? or do you think everyone likes hitting women ?

[jcomer]

0:43 - 0:45 look at his eyes lol

[XBoogyX123]

Yeah... I falcon punched her twice. Both in ME1 and ME2... I mean.. Am I a douchbag?

[lovec0]

@XBoogyX123

Nope, i did the same thing. Were not douches, were Badasses :D

[MegaMrYoshi]

@XBoogyX123 I would say you are more a hero than anything else.

[TheBtd4master]

@XBoogyX123 what happens if you punch her on ME1

[XBoogyX123]

@TheBtd4master I think she might be a little pissed at you, but otherwise nothing I think. I can't really remember. :P

[TheBtd4master]

@XBoogyX123 okay thanks

[ShadowWolfRising]

@XBoogyX123

in this characters case, no.

she deserved it.

[renardo3333]

nah, she is because she tries to turn your words against you, you had a good reason, which is that no one fucks with shepard

[ChienesSaventPas]

@renardo3333 Bitch was talkin' shit, wouldn't you know, so I reached back like a pimp and I punched that hoe. Sarin stood up and he started to shout, so I threw a left hook knocked his scaly ass out!

[captainwolf1]

@XBoogyX123 lmao i hope shes in the 3rd

sheperd:yes new record!!! i got three hits

garrus:wow sheperd you really like hiting dont you

[ReaperCreeper94]

@XBoogyX123 She deserves it, I mean she is a news reporter after all

[Ignore14]

@XBoogyX123 fucked up that bitch, hell no she works for future fox news lol.

[Minininja777]

@XBoogyX123 nope we all did

[freedomphamtom]

@XBoogyX123 nah,remember,shepard did it,so he is the douchbag :3

[XBoogyX123]

@freedomphamtom You kinda have a point there. And just for the record. "Douchebag" is spelled with an 'e'. And I know that I accidentally left it out, but there you have it. :P

[Helopusobiwa]

@XBoogyX123 no you are a Good Simaritian

[bladerj]

@XBoogyX123 yes you are, in me1 i didn't find her questions moraly questionable to punch her, in me2 though she asked for it.

[ignas1130]

@XBoogyX123 Nah. Punched her in ME1. The Renegade interupt in ME2 was a lot more satisfying. Just putting the bitch in her place and having her told. Kind of liked it more than punching her again.

[MobeenAftab]

@XBoogyX123 no no, unless you do it on me3...

[XBoogyX123]

@MobeenAftab I'll do it if I get the chance!

[shikitokaproto]

@XBoogyX123 Absolutely not. I'm buying ME3 for the sole reason of falcon punching her in her snidely insinuating face.

[Loonitic11]

FALCON PUNCH

[Kaweebo]

He also apparently got plastic surgery.

[CommanderSheppard1]

Shepard: I dont have time for this ya bitch!

Journalist: You kiss your mother with that mouth?!

Shepard: OH HELL NO!! SHEPARD PUNCH!

[problemofficer]

WTF

[plateofglue]

must watch again!!!!

[Damocules]

You know those Asari hanar porn games they have at shin akiba?,

Im commander shepard and this is my favourite store on the citadel.

[ShadowWolfRising]

@Damocules

the amount of win this comment contains is amazing.

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@Damocules

WHERE'S SHIN AKIBA?!

[Damocules]

@M4ST3RL1NKX88

you cant get to it

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@Damocules

It was a joke, smart one.

[RoyaCanadianInfantry]

@Damocules

nice!

[bigBEEZY214]

lmao

[Naba008]

How did you manage to dance like...that? o.O

[zrowngctr]

A funny video!

I'm curious, where did you get that video with Shepherd dancing with that Asari?

And yes, we can never have too much bitca reporting bashing......

[Izanagi20087]

@zrowngctr i think he got the dance video from here

mass effect 2 vs mass effect 1

[Shadowchu098]

@zrowngctr theres a DLC for getting a new party member, her loyalty mission is you go to some party thing, men get suits and women get dresses, and you an dance

[zrowngctr]

@Shadowchu098 Ah, I see.

I remember the DLC, I was quite fond of that mission.

It's a pity there aren't more like that.

Don't remember seeing a dancing Turian, but then again, Kasumi was monopolizing my time.