My Dick - Mickey Avalon

[TheSurfalldayeveryda]

hahahahah

[TheMrkashiz]

dicks up if your dick brought you here!

[TheXxdylonxX]

Thumb's up if "Harold and Kumar" brought you here.

[BMLW1000]

Ugly little shit but gets SO much pussy

[evan711100]

my dick has a huge erection yo dick in the mirror has no reflection my dick is the size of a 12 inch sub yo dick is the size of a tiny tree stump my dick attracts the whole crowd yo dick makes justin bieber proud my dick slaps like a pimp yo dick cant even get hard its limp my dick is like king kong yo dick rocks a man thong my dick makes the girls scream yo dick cant even make that cream

[goldenboi24k]

THE ICE HOUSE CHRONICLES!!!!!!!

[gladOSfollower]

My dick is big like the Eiffel tower. Your dick is small like the dislike bar.

[edwardthecreator]

my dick is really big, yo dick isnt really big

[Johnstutz2010]

My dick larger than a barge, Yo dick full of SARS.

[assholefaceman1900]

My dick gets all the action your dick got touched by michael jackson

[BoqnskiqMaistor]

Thumbs up if Harold and Kumar brought you here :D

[ayeo0itsbes]

my dick so hot its got a fever yo dick look like a mini justin bieber

my dick slaps like a pimp yo dick cant get hard its limp

my dick is deadliest catch without the crabs yo dick has vagina flabs

my dick gives any girl pleasure yo dick is too small to measure

my dick is too dope yo dick too small for a microscope

my dick could be seen from the moon yo dick look like a cartoon

my dick super smashes hoes yo HAND is all yo dick knows

[Marine1789]

Thumbs up for "no damn reason"

[bk58dad]

My dick nice and clean, your dick smells like fungi cream

My dick embarrass subway, your dick leaves girls like no way

[AndrewHondras]

My dick..great wall of china yo dick mistaken fo a vagina

[zero0infinitelife]

My dick makes all the girls cry yo dick just committed suicide my dick always dougies in the junction yo dick got erectile disfunction

[kaxstar]

i liek when my dick smells like shit

[UL0SE2bad]

My dick is awesome as fuck. Your dick it never get sucked.

[galaxy514065]

yo dick.... fruit roll up

[JDKshmity]

@arevachi22 hoe does my dick can't fit down the chimney, YO dick like a kid from the phillipeans correlate you fag?

[zytiol]

Yo dick got touched by ya uncle!

[jester5891]

P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

[arevachi22]

People, if you're trying to be slick you're little "raps" have to be in common... Not just putting together words that rhyme.. Listen to the song.... mr. Avalon actually correlates every sentence.

[Acooke100]

My dick best in da biz yo dick can't even jiz

[BlackRoses1235]

My dick stretches to the mid atlantic ridge yo dick looks like a 3 year old kids.

[ldbharadwaj]

Ma Dick got its own zip code, yo dick only gets cheap hoes

[jobe1761]

My dick, produces a quart of cum

Yo dick, looks like a babies thumb.

[bravemanz]

My dick make bitchs hurt your dick like a little squirt

[VeritasAequitasAdamo]

My dick is an O.G.

Yo dick makes you need therapy

[meersQ]

the six dislikes prolly got lil penises

[aGhettobird]

My dick: tickles all ladies in Haiti Your dick: can't even pleasure a baby

[MrZigdog]

My dick as wild as a gorilla

Yo dick look like a chinchilla

[THAKALIKIDD]

My dick, gets sucked on everyday Yo dick, gets beat like a slave My dick, causes earthquakes Yo dick, pre-ejaculates My dick, gets rode like the streets Yo dick, only felt bed sheets My dick, is the hight of mini me Yo dick, plays swords with mini me My dick, fits Magnum XL Yo dick, is microscopic as hell My dick, is the best thang smoking Yo dick, was made for humiliation My dick, is hard like titanium Yo dick, is small like a babies thumb

[1Bleron]

Thumbs Up if "Harold&Kumar" brought you here

[chris10496]

Dirt nastey made this song

[RegginRigged]

Ha ha I win

[chaz176004]

Dude, whoever dislikes this, obviously don't have a dick like Jesus.

[longboredking13]

Well arnt u just a gay little cunt. I dnt give a fuck if I dnt rhyme. Hockey is gay and redwings suck. U suck ur moms chode and that's all I gotta say twat.

[RegginRigged]

@longboredking13

My dick, slays pussy all the time

Your dick, sure can't rhyme

My dick, scores like the Red Wings

Your dick, limp like Steven Hawking's

P.s. I got a dick like Jesus*

* worshiped by millions

[longboredking13]

P.s I gotta a dick like black jesus

[longboredking13]

@RegginRigged My dick goes in yo mom, Yo dick got touched by uncle tom, My dick is a big giant dome, Yo dick just a Harry chode, My dick knows where the hole is, Yo dick just in the chorus, My dick gets hits on porntube, Yo dig just smells like horse shit, my dick fought in veitnam, Yo dick tries to stay calm

[RegginRigged]

@longbored13

P.s. I got a dick like Jesus

[RegginRigged]

@longboredking13

My dick, got a PHD

Your dick, just got STD's

My dick, the almighty god

Your dick, just gets licked by your dog

[longboredking13]

@RegginRigged

Ur fucking gay u cunt

[FirstGenRx7]

Thumbs up if "American Dad" brought you here.

[Jeronnex]

@FirstGenRx7 f*ck american dad.

thumbs up if harold and kumar brought you here.

[RegginRigged]

My dick, sweeter than tea

Your dick, burns when you pee

My dick, fightin' off the Arabs

Your dick, itchin' from the fuckin' crabs

My dick, loves bein' inside your mom

Your dick, see's a pussy and it's on the run

[NationalLibertarian]

My dick needs its own pants yo dick spends more time in yo hands my dick higher than a tree yo dick you need a microscope to see my dick is in it's own class yo dick makes all the hoes pass my dick can be seen from on the moon yo dick make all the honeys leave the room my dick is bang'n rocks like sheen yo dick could really use a clean my dick gets bigger when I tuck yo dick couldnt land you lady luck.

[SamTheMan1014]

My dick is big and smart, your dick is the greeter at walmart

[enjoiskater1005]

My dick drops to me knees you

Yo dick is the size of a pea

My dick gets all the bitches

Yo dick gets all the itches

My dick big as the sky

Yo dick is like a fat guy !!

[sk8tergirl0414]

My dick got all the girls

Your dick got nothing but squirrels

XD ima girl and just came up with it

I don't even thing it's rhymes

[brittandalex1]

This Song is awsome

[TheDrDoc3]

My dick, is like 10 stories

Yo shit, no story

[amdy985]

I like the part where he makes a metaphor for his dick

[DoggyDisk]

Fruit Roll-up

Lol

[theflygon1]

my dick bgger than 50 pencils yo dick smaller then 2 lentils

[twinkesrockz]

Dick??, lol

[XxSlash831xX]

My dick feeds off vagina. Yo dick made in china XD

[Blaeeeek]

My dick: Size of China

Yo Dick: Oh wait it's a vagina!

[Dancinduke65]

My dick is like super size yo dick look like two fries lmao

[blindfire7unloaded]

...I'm 14...

[UnRacistMLG]

Funny! MY DICK!

[brassassin117]

I love how they say " we got. Dicks likes Jesus!"

[funplayer1000]

My dick bigger than the bridge ur dick looks like lil kids, my dick pink and bigg ur dick stinksss likeer shytt!

[Raamen1]

My dick, is "the situation"

Yo dick, stayed in migration

[Deathgripper1]

Hahah my dick benchpress 350 your dick couldn't shoplift at thrifty

My dick Nuff said your dick loves Fred

[LmFaOkid]

Haha my dick rumble in the jungle, your dick got touched by your uncle ;p

[Xxmillerx]

my dick gets lots of vagina

your dick got bombed by Al-Qaeda

[Jimijut]

My dick touches my toes your dick can't get no hoes

[yes1516]

LOVE it lol. My fav 1 is the m16 one. Lol

[BARBEEGURL303]

This song is epic xD

[ThePignator]

they had to be stoned as fuck to come up with this :P

[kingsinister1]

My dick is large like life ur dick is smaller than a table knife

[ledzeppelin2468]

Your dick, needs a jump start

[ledzeppelin2468]

My dick, considered an art

[The1i1wayne]

Dicks like jesus

[JDKshmity]

My dick flows like the ocean, your dick so shit, it need lotion.

[angusburrito]

My Dick Big As A House Yo Dick Look Like A Lil Mouse -- lolwut¿

[NicholasGrove19]

Wanna do a video for it?

[csabbywong]

not this nicholas.. :P